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Keiran Culkin my son, my poor baby, my number one boy, my sassy man, my pathetic little meow meow. He is physically incapable of not being my favorite character.

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Sorry I lied there’s nothing gay about Dead Poets Society. They’re just two straight best friends. No you don’t need to ban it. I was just playing before. There’s no queercoding. I made it all up. You don’t need to censor it. I promise bro. It’s just a nice conservative movie about heterosexual male friendship. I swear bro. Walt Whitman? No, I don’t know him. Never heard of him. Sounds like a nice heterosexual fellow to me. Nothing queer going on here. Anti-establishment? I don’t know what you mean. There’s nothing anti-establishment here. The progressive teacher got fired in the end, remember? If anything it’s pro-establishment. No, no, I swear. It’s practically republican propaganda. I swear bro. You don’t need to ban it. C’mon man. Let’s be reasonable. There’s no need to be hasty. The theater kid died, remember? Remember? There’s nothing to worry about bro. I swear on my life bro. You don’t need to ban it bro I swear.

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Yellowjackets as famous artworks

Misty and Crystal as “Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan” by Ilya Repin:

Shauna and Jackie as “Saturn Devouring His Son” by Francisco Goya:

Lottie as “The Wounded Deer” by Frida Kahlo:

Doomcoming as “Fire Dance” by Joseph Tomanek:

Javi as “The Sacrifice of Isaac” by Michelangelo Merisi da Caravaggio:

Laura Lee as “Joan of Arc” by John Everett Millais:

Coach Ben as “The Desperate Man” by Gustave Courbet:

Natalie and her dad as “Judith Beheading Holofernes” by Michelangelo Merisi da Caravaggio:

The Jackie feast as “The Golden Apple of Discord” by Jacob Jordaens:

Shauna’s marriage as “The Reluctant Bride” by Auguste Toulmouche:

The team during the winter as “The Potato Eaters” by Vincent Van Gogh:

Travis during Doomcoming as “The Flaying of Marsyas” by Titian:

The card drawing as “The Execution of Lady Jane Grey” by Paul Delaroche:

Coach Ben witnessing the Jackie feast as “The Scream” by Edvard Munch:

Travis and Javi as “Anguish” by August Friedrich Schenck:

Tai and Van on the expedition as “The Dead Miner” by Charles Christian Nahl:

Shauna as “The Lunatic of Étretat” by Hugues Merle:

The final few survivors as “Cannibals” by Odd Nerdrum:

Natalie as “Death and the Soldier” by Hans Larwin:

The team and the Wilderness as “Self-Portrait with Death Playing the Fiddle” by Arnold Böcklin:

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Just a reminder that the “tortured artist” trope is a myth. Vincent Van Gogh’s most famous and beloved works are not bleak and depressing; they’re filled with hope, and reverence for the beauty of the world around him. He was not a great artist because of his pain, he was a great artist because of his hope, in spite of his pain.

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Random and completely unimportant pet peeve, but I absolutely hate when a bitch says “I love 1920s fashion” and it’s skin-tight, drowning in fringe, has a cinched waist, and is shorter than a micro mini-skirt...

Baby you don’t love 1920s fashion. You love spirit halloween.

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Dear Santa,

All I want for Christmas this year is to see Nick Fuentes kidnapped, tortured, and beheaded on live national television.

Love,

Charlie <3

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In preparation for a possible national abortion ban, I will no longer be bisexual. For the next four years I am a practicing lesbian. Women hit me up, men, stay the fuck away from me.

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this is the greatest thing I have ever seen in my entire life and I felt compelled to spread the gospel

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The most shocking moment of my life was the day I found out that the media viciously body shamed Kate Winslet after Titanic, because I remember watching Titanic for the first time as a kid and thinking that Rose DeWitt Bukater was the most beautiful woman I had ever seen in my entire life.

I could hardly believe that she was human, because she was so perfect—so ethereal. She looked more like a goddess than a human being. The scene where she posed nude was the exact moment I realized I loved women. I wanted to dye my hair red just so I could look more like Rose. To this day I still have a thing for redheads and I blame Kate Winslet.

If you think Kate Winslet is ugly, you should have your eyes scooped out of their sockets with a melon baller, because you don’t deserve to look upon the face of an angel if you can’t appreciate the radiance of her divine beauty.

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percy jackson au where everything is exactly the same except camp half-blood is a diabetes camp

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courtney love is to hole what morrissey is to the smiths, but one gets a wildly different reaction from society because of the double standards for female rockstars, but y’all aren’t ready for that conversation…

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btw all your favorite characters have type 1 diabetes, it’s just not mentioned in canon because they’re so good at managing their blood sugar that it never comes up

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slow like honey by fiona apple is the sexiest song of all time headphones aren’t enough I need to give the song cunnilingus

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This may be blasphemous to admit while literally having David Bowie as my profile picture, but I actually prefer the Nirvana cover of The Man Who Sold the World to the original I’m so sorry

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travis martinez is such a fucking loser 💕

pookie really pulled the baddest bitch in the forest with nothing but close-up magic and a dream. the true definition of autistic rizz

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returning to my roots (freya mavor as marlene mckinnon)

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Listen, I am one of the biggest advocates for haterism, I love haterism, I have haterism in my bones. But y’all need to learn when and where haterism is and is not appropriate.

Spread your haterism in your own posts, and tag it properly as the haterism it is. Don’t be a hater in the comments/reblogs of someone minding their own business being a lover. There are ships that I hate with all the fiery burning passion of ten thousand suns, and occasionally, when the spirit moves me, I may spread my haterism online, (with the proper tags of course) but what you will NEVER catch me doing is spreading haterism in the comments of a post spreading loverism, or directly hating on/attacking innocent lovers minding their own business. That’s not only completely unnecessary, unhelpful, and unproductive, it’s also mean, and doing so would make me an asshole. Spread all the haterism you want, but let lovers spread their loverism in peace. Block the loverism tags you don’t want to see, and tag your haterism posts with haterism tags. Otherwise you are the asshole.