#duckheads

[survivingdivorce]

Hi, my fellow pals of children of divorce. How have you been doing? Have you been eating and sleeping well? Are you doing well? I hope you are.

Did it get better, somehow? Does it ever get better? I hope it did; and continues to always do.

You deserve your own happiness, and your own world. You are free to choose yourself and to become your highest being, your best and kindest version of yourself.

No matter how hard it gets, it always gets easier and better too, somehow... only if you focus on your progress and betterment. Let go of that person of your past. Let go of the ghosts of your past. They don’t have a place in your present life anymore 🤍

(Also, don’t you think we need to stop identifying ourselves as a child of divorce? It sounds weird and the pain is too old for that.)

You are so strong, I hope you know that. And after reading this, I hope you can accept that. Sometimes when you tell yourself that you are strong, or when people tell you that, you don’t believe them or yourself. So I hope you have the courage to believe that you are strong and I am immensely grateful of how strong you are as a person.

Remember, you are never alone. Things happened this way to allow you to become your best self and to send you to places so unimaginably beautiful you could cry just thinking about it. You are loved, without having to ask for anyone’s permission.

You’ll do great.

But most importantly, you’ll be fine.

You’ll be fine.

[relatablepicturesofantoine]

blog of SONICSHRIKE (cant change username so SHUT THE UP.) this blog is DEAD. if you want me to revive it, THEN FIND MY OTHER BLOGS.

if you can find my other blogs i will literally give you this blog lmao

[anarkittyuwuuniverse]

You @normalbeast, you get it

we should set more tv shows in fake US states the way we make up fake european countries for disney channel originals and hallmark movies

[iliveforyouilongforyouvesuvia]

The Arcana Mini-HCs: M6's curse word alternatives

~ written for the @vesuviaweekly prompt "Creative Curses" ~

Julian: generally prefers to just switch to a different language and let out his big feelings that way. however, for his younger patients, he will use silly phrases if he thinks it'll make them laugh. (e.g. "well gast my flabbers, I think you just chickened the pluck out of me!")

Asra: likes to come up with the cringiest alternatives and use them relentlessly, purely for the joy of watching their conversation partner eventually snap and practically beg him to just say "fuck" already. (e.g. "what the frick/you duckhead/I don't give a fork" etc)

Nadia: she keeps her feelings under tight wraps and has only been known to use a calm, well placed "damn" to put a point across. that said, when she's relaxed, she might accidentally use phrases from her childhood (e.g. "shut the front door/I don't give a rodent's rectum")

Muriel: generally not the type to express himself verbally in any capacity, you only hear the occasional muttered "damn it" if he accidentally messes up a carving. if you ask him to repeat himself, though, he'll claim he said "can it". to the chickens. his carving is fine.

Portia: loves to make full creative use of her curse vocabulary and would never go for a substitute unless absolutely necessary. will end up resorting to pirate-y lingo or threats if she's around children. (e.g. "ooh, that scallywag!/Sweetcheeks? I'll sweeten your cheeks" etc)

Lucio: uses both curse words and alternatives frequently, because he can't be bothered to distinguish between the two and it's satisfying either way. often uses phrases he heard Morga say as a child. (e.g. "go skin a live bear/burn it!/you foul midden heap" etc)

[nebulaeyedfish]

Duck Newton fans unite RB if you’re a true Duckhead!!!! 💥💥💥

Tags: @swanofstorie @raise-me-up-take-me-up @imflyingfish

See pinned for commissions :)

[memories-of-ancients]

Gold necklace with duckhead links, Roman Emire, 3rd century AD

from Dumbarton Oaks

[axolotlsupremacyowo]

Klavier: I'm sorry Herr Duckhead, I can't be with you. You're a duck and I'm a human, our love is forbidden. Apollo, wearing a duck costume and very much done with life: ... Apollo: ...Quack. Klavier: Oh mein Gott I love you so much.

[captainjade101]

My hero but there all ducks 🦆🦆🦆

Duck-ku midoriya

Bakuduck katsuki

Tododuckie shoto

Denki kamiduckie

Kiriducma enjiro

Uraraducka ochacho

Tokoduckmi fumikage

Tsuduck asui

Seducko hanta

Duck might

Eraserduck or duckhead

The series: my duck academia, my hero duck or my hero acaduckia

[askdrunkbillcipher]

… you guys can get drunk?????

WHOA…

is it made of catnip, what is this stuff you’re drinking? Is that why you’re acting all wonky? Can I have some?

(please do not give her whatever made bill so drunk, that would not end well at ALL.)

@willowisp-cyford

SORRY TO DJSAPPONG BUT ITS REGUKAD ALCOHOL, KID! ID OFFER TA SOME IF SONE DUCKHEAD HADNT TAKRN MY EVERCLEAR AND SHATTERED THE FUCKIN BOTTLE )|-)

[dipperthedestructor]

i'm a total duckhead (i love ducks)

[prismdrive]

Yeah I know I’m awesome ✨✨ also I heard Don was being a little shit to you too so we can bond over our mutual disdain for him

-🧬

Also why is that midget censoring you doesn’t he curse all the fucking time

Hate-bonding, yay says he, without a hint of sarcasm

Also no pucking idea, like i said, little duckhead loves ducking me in the butt for fun

[bestboxerever]

Duckhead

[feather-rose]

Waking up call!

.....

Sasuke: Ya think, its gonna work out? ( Raises an eyebrow over the lazy Nara. Still uncertain.)

Shikamaru(Annoyed.): If it can wake up a dead woman, you mean? Heck yeah.(Took out his phone and started to dial up a number here, as he glared up at the raven guy who was confused about the idea..) Just watch the master, duckhead.

(Puts the phone over onto speaker.)

Shikamaru: Hear this woman, your mom has it with Jirraya--

PUNCH!

A loud punch was heard in the background and as someone fell down hard with a grunt. Or maybe it sounded like two guys that fell down along with what sounded like chair falling, over onto the floor, through Shikamaru’s ear. As he and Sasuke got startled up a bit by surprise.

Tenten(Yells up.): THE HECK WHAAAT?

Sasuke(Winces back at the sound when Shikamaru pushed his phone away with disgust at the sound.): Man, you were right. You woken her up hard.

Shikamaru(Clears up one ear with a finger, and sighed defeated.): Damn sure, I was..Man, I thought was gonna be deaf for a second.

Sasuke: Who fell?

Shikamaru(Looks back at Sasuke, with an annoyed frown.): Huh?

Sasuke(Points the phone.): Back over the phone, I pretty sure I heard someone getting punched and fell down when Tenten yelled up..(Turns back at the lazy Nara with as he made a weird face.) Lee?

Shikamaru( Shakes his head in denial.): Sorry to tell you this, but I don’t think there was only one person, here, but two.( Closes up his phone and puts it back into his used winter coat pocket.)

Sasuke: So, who was it?

Shikamaru(Admits.): It wasn’t only Lee, that she had punched but Neji as well..(Sighs) Yeah, I heard him and Lee whine for a bit. Sounded like they were dying for a second.

Sasuke(Dumbfounded for a second, but in shock..): Ohh..

Shikamaru(Shrugs in defeat.): Yeah, what a drag.

[alexzalben]

u shippin duckhead baby

hahaha

I really need to figure out how to make those headbands, the only places I've found make me order 100 or more.

[viowascoolyesterday]

quotes w codenames episode whatever

slam: *randomly to moo while we're in the car slam: have you ever been like right next to a donkey moo: no slam: he was really fat. he was really big moo: slam: they feed him corn chips. they gave him too many corn chips...oh no

fish: do i need to call child services for your apple pencil

rose: what if i am just a body possessed by a demon seeking revenge on the dark lord mushroom: um mushroom: then i'd run mushroom: away mushroom: very far

rose: i either walk/sit like a duckhead frat bro or like a fudging goddess there is no inbetween

salamander: i'm in choir to train my vocal chords to scream loud enough and god will hear me

zebra: *braiding salamander's hair zebra: oh my god your hair is still wet?????!! salamander: y e s salamander: i told you i could help all the thirsty people in africa if i just shower before i get there

bee: it's up to slam slam: sorry, my bones r too cold boo: BONES TOO COLD FOR ICE CREAM :(

rose: why would they care if you have nice thighs when some people don't even have thighs rose: it's like slay girl, you existed today

fish: we're in seat 21 we're old enough to drink!!!

paint: it's too early for this me: it's 2pm?

bee: it's the way me: do you know da wae moo: *laughs me: da wae is to do your essays moo: *stops laughing

i should stop procrastinating...nahh

[eruthiawenluin]

🦆🧠

It still bugs me that nobody seems to know that the “girl (gender neutral)” meme was specifically created to justify misgendering people