#poor sasuke

[cloudysky-930]

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[bontu-the-l0ver]

Imagen Sasuke and Mai actually came back to the future. They got married, work in their dream jobs, Mai gets pregnant and they are very happy.

And then a wormhole opened and bring the whole gang of warlords to the future and since they know shit about the future they ended up doing something stupid that caused them to appear on the news.

So while Mai and Sasuke were just having dinner watching tv they see them and now they are running to get them before they do something more stupid

[anubisthe1]

Naruto does the unthinkable and reinforces his title as "the unpredictable ninja" by using sexy no jutsu on none other than the great madara uchiha himself. Madara doesn't even blink, but he slowly turns his head to look at sasuke with the most blank expression and says, "Is this who you associate yourself with?"

[historias-multorum]

Sasuke gets down on his knees. "Please. Please lord, not again. Not again. I'm still recovering from before."

[shiningstars-world]

The amount of stupid shit Ss fans make to cope with canon is fantastic!! They need Nobel prize for this Bullshit!!😍 They should have a place in Guinness Book!! 😍🤡

[everyitachi]

[annicaax]

kenshin knocked down Sasuke to keep him safe! lol what else did we expect ?

[tiredangstybookperson]

Do we think he read one of these parents' advisors? Like " How to ruin your brother's life, advanced edition"

[madelinesnarutoblog]

So we know that Sasuke has it bad for Naruto. How must he be feeling about Naruto flirting and hitting on Sakura the whole time?

Imagine not seeing your crush in a month, only to have him summon freaking frogs who ship them with Sakura...

[feather-rose]

Killed by a kiss..

.......

Hinata(Looking quite shy, here and wondering why she had accepted this, and to come up here.): I’m not quite sure, it’s gonna happen, Ino-chan! Cause there are too many too people, here and the music is far too loud!

Ino:(Laughs) Trust me, I’ve never been wrong! Hina-chan! My point has always been right with all the reading mind I’ve been through onto people’s mind--

Sakura(Drinks a bit of her sake drink.): You did lost onto that bet with Shikamaru, though..

Ino(Groans.): How was I supposed to know that Neji would have had the guts to have a real relationship with Tenten and let her move with him? Heck, even all that sex Shika had heard from his floor..

Sakura(Looked disgusted.): Urgh..Ino..That’s just so gross..

Hinata(Looked unsure, here. With all the crowd.): Well, Ino, I really don’t know if I should..

Ino: Just kiss the first guy who’s coming into this bar, Hinata, and we’ll be through. How’s that?

Sakura: Ino, seriously..

Ino(Interrupted her.): And do it, sexy. Guys like it a confident woman who take action, here. Swing off your curvy hips! Trust me!

If it meant, for her to get out of her shyness, and become a proud woman but confident. And wip off the reddness from her her cheeks. Be a woman, Hinata! Naruto wouldn’t wait, any longer! She sighed up to that thought and acted up fast as she closed up her eyes and slammed up the table that made the table jump, along with the two girls, here.

Hinata( Sighs) A..A..alright..Give me some sake..And I’ll do it..(She waved over the sake bottle and took it over her hold, poured some and drank fast enough until it made her throat burn.) Too fast..(She blinked up a bit and jumped out from her booth and a bit too fast.) My head is spinning around now!

Sakura( Didn’t looked too sure as she she seen Hinata wobble a bit, here.after a drink.): Hina?

But the dark long blunette girl wasn’t listening any longer she unzipped her coat and walked away from the round table, confident even with her cheeks pink as ever, but confident.

But what she did not know was that the guy she made up with had his back turned to her as he rose up a finger.

And without an instant, she grabbed his shoulder and made him whirl around with surprise.

His dark eyes were shocked.

:Hey what the--

Until she kissed him, hard onto the lips, almost cutting him out of breath. Much to Ino and Sakura’s surprise. Passionate enough as she grabbed him by the white collar of his shirt. Both of Hinata’s friends were too shocked to act, more like theirs jaws had dropped down with shock at the scene.

Ino: No way! Why?

Sakura: Why him? Why Sasuke-kun?

Hinata was so focusing onto kissing the first guy she had seen walking into the bar. Not giving a damn thing if the guy was too shocked or pleased. But she was having a great time, here.

Couldn’t even heard him groan or if it had been a moan. She wasn’t sure, though.

And then she dropped him down onto the floor, like garbage. Missing his head to hit onto the booth, and walked away, swinging off her hips, happy and confident.

Not giving a damn thing about the comatose guy onto the floor..

Whose soul had been under a happy cloud.

Sakura: Hina--

Hinata(Happy as ever. As she took another drink under her friends’s shock): It was so much fun! Thank you Ino-chan!

Ino( Not so comfortable, after what she had seen, here.,): Uhh..

.......

A few days later...

Into the hokage’s office. When Naruto wasn’t around here, Neji had taken his place for the meantime as he was analyzing a few files. Never ending files onto the desk and through the computer. When the lazy Nara had called in through the open doorway as he knocked.Man, If I had known, that being hokage was a pain onto the ass--

Shikamaru: Yo, Neji?

Neji(Checked up through the files and sighed as he took one of them.); What?

Shikamaru: Sasuke wants to talk to you.

Neji(irritated): What does he want? Don’t you see I’m busy, here? Could he ask, Naruto?

Shikamaru(Sighs as he put his hands into his pockets.): Nope, it’s not him, but he wants you. Man, what a drag..

Neji(Sighs): What does he want, again?

Shikamaru(Shrugs): I don’t know, should I sent him in?

Neji(Looking defeated, but he had no other choice): Hn. Not my favorite person, but sent him, in.What could be worse?

If he had known what came in next, he would’ve had prevent it.

Sasuke(Walked in after Shikamaru walked away.): Hi, sorry to interrumpt you, Hyuuga, but..

Neji(Still irritated): Just say it! What do you want?

Sasuke(Rose up a hand and scratched the back of his neck, looking uncomfortable, here. Maybe because he was talking to Hinata’s cousin.A very strong man that came back from the dead.): Say..Do you have your cousin’s phone number?

Neji(He tries to stay patient when it came to his cousin. When he felt like his hands were clutchering up onto the file he held..): Say what?

Sasuke: Look, she’a fucking good kisser--

This is where a nerve had touched the war hero Hyuuga Neji as he dropped everything he held onto his hands and had actived his Byakugan, here.

And sent the young Uchiha out from the broken window, with his powerful gentle fist.

All because Sasuke wanted Hinata’s phone number. Because Neji’s cousin was a fucking good kisser.

Not so much for Neji.

.........

[cowboysmp3]

they r so mean to sasuke for his curse mark as if he chose to have it

[cloudysky-930]

So, I replied to this in a brief comment already

"Bullshit. The reason people shit on Sakura 24/7 is because of some shit she said when she was 12. People will hate on Sakura for being weak and then like rock Lee even when she trained just like he did to become better. Naruto tried to "reason with him" but would've done the same thing. And don't forget, sasuke tried to kill Sakura several times. If she didn't really love him, I don't fucking blame her. All he did was treat her like shit, with a handful of soft moments that she probably doesn't even remember. And then he left his family for nine years in boruto and tried to kill his own daughter 💀 father of the fucking year"

But I thought it would be important to actually post some evidence in order to support my claims so I'll start from the beginning

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"Bullshit. The reason people shit on Sakura 24/7 is because of some shit she said when she was 12."

Incorrect! I can give you some reasons why I dislike her in shippuden.

Says shes going to save her teammates finally, but when the time comes just hides in the forest and does nothing.

Sai is the one that stops Sasuke from harming Naruto, not Sakura, for some reason. Isn't Sakura the one thats whole goal is to finally be useful? What happened to that?

She could've stopped EVERYTHING, but no! She hesitated and made the war SO MUCH WORSE. She couldn't even do this simple task!

She's stupid af for running at 4 tailed Naruto. Like what was she thinking? What would she even be able to DO.

Ran at madara with absolutely no plan, which was a stupid idea. She did this so she could impress "her precious sasuke-kun!"

The constant pining after sasuke for no reason other than his looks

She doesn't even try to understand his actions throughout shippuden

See! He doesn't even care when she gets hurt! And why would he? Not to mention, she didn't even acknowledge Naruto helping her at that moment.

I'll just copy and paste what I said in a pervious post

"Friends who care about their friends don't lie and tell them that they love them. What if it actually worked? If Sakuras plan worked and Naruto believed her, what did she plan on doing after that? Did she still plan to go after Sasuke, and let's say she actually managed to kill him somehow. Wouldn't that just break Narutos' heart even more? For being so smart as some people claim, she's really stupid."

Leaving her teammates who were trying to help her with her stupid plan unconscious and in the open where people can easily harm them.

Last but not least, We are only told that Sakura surpassed the tsunade, not shown it. For example, as shown in the manga and anime during the 4th Shinobi war, Sakura couldn't heal shikamaru, but Tsunade did it with one tap. If Sakura surpassed tsunade, wouldn't she heal Shikamaru faster than a tap?

Also in this frame above, she's dissing her TEACHER who made her go from a complete ZERO to above average in strength. Like Tsunade was doing CHARITY WORK by helping SAKURA, and she dares to put her teacher down???

There are more examples , but because of the image limit per post on Tumblr, this is it for this section.

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"People will hate on Sakura for being weak and then like rock Lee even when she trained just like he did to become better."

Well, for one, Sakura was born naturally gifted with chakra control while Lee was born with no talent at all.

And two, Sakura has A LOT more screen time compared to Lee but does less in that screen time compared to him. Like, 4/5 times, Sakura is going to be useless when we see her, but for the small instances, we see Lee. He's actually being helpful.

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"Naruto tried to "reason with him" but would've done the same thing."

Newsflash! Killing someone is very different than offering to die WITH them. So no, he wouldn't have done the same thing.

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"And don't forget, sasuke tried to kill Sakura several times."

Every time sasuke tried to kill Sakura was after she tried to harm him or had plans to harm him first! So, Sasuke was more of a victim in these scenarios than Sakura.

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"If she didn't really love him, I don't fucking blame her. All he did was treat her like shit, with a handful of soft moments that she probably doesn't even remember. And then he left his family for nine years in boruto and tried to kill his own daughter 💀 father of the fucking year"

Wrong again. All he did was treat her like shit? Are we watching or reading the same show/manga? Because he has been nothing but kind to her, and she didn't even deserve it. She's done nothing but hit on him for no real reason and tried to bring him back for her selfish reasons. Those "handful of soft moments" you claim that he gave to her weren't even deserved, considering she never cared for him as a person but about his looks.

Yes, he left for over 9 years, but why's that a mistreatment of Sakura on his part? Considering she was dying to get with him in the first place.

"Father of the fucking year" why should he want to be near a women he never truly loved and near a child he obviously only needed to have for plots sake.

Why don't you mention how shitty of a mother Sakura is? She uses physical intimidation to make sarada stop asking questions, which is a form of abuse! And those questions weren't even offensive. Her relationship with sasuke IS weird, and she should've answered her daughters questions accordingly.

She even chased after Sasuke for this life so no! She's NOT a victim this is EXACTLY what she wanted!

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I would tag you, but considering how much you've been commenting on my posts, I'm sure you're going to come across this anyway.

Now we obviously share different opinions, and that's okay. But commenting on my posts isn't going to change my opinion because why would it? I have the evidence right here, and measly comments aren't going to make it go away.

[sasukemoe]

I think Sasuke did mostly dissociate during the 3 yr timeskip like he didn't have his consis turned on until she got reunited with naruto and had taka on their gang

[elysium-mons]

Sasuke being such a misunderstood character when they call him a psycho, but he has being canonically called gentle, kind and pure by the author.

[sparklykaminarii]

PATCH UP DUTY! ༉‧₊˚.

synopsis: your shinobi boyfriend got hurt on a mission, and luckily for them their trusty girlfriend is here to help! (mentions of wounds and blood, SFW) FT. Gaara, Naruto, Sasuke, and Shikamaru

a/n: finally im back!! missed writing more than I expected lol also sorry naruto fans I didn't know what to do with him really!! (⁠ ⁠≧⁠Д⁠≦⁠)

☆ SILENCE. (FT. GAARA)☆

"You don't have to do this, (Y/N)." Gaara murmurs, resting his arm on the table. You ignore his comment, unraveling a roll of gauze. Sitting there patiently, he watches as you carefully formulate your supplies with precision.

Grabbing a chair next to him, you begin to treat his wound. A large slash down his forearm, yet shallow enough to not cause any substantial issues. But the bleeding alone was enough to make you pout.

Meticulously dabbing a cloth over his wound, not a single word escapes from either one of you. Steady breathing fills the empty silence, a comforting phenomenon that always came along with Gaara. He wasnt the type to speak unless he had to, even then his sentences remained short and meaningful.

Picking up a swab coated in sterile saline, then patting it along the gash, You glance up to check Gaara for any signs of discomfort, an instinct that came along with treating injuries.

Suddenly, your rhythmic movements halt abruptly.

Your eyes meet.

For a moment neither of you move. His cold teal eyes grasp yours, indecipherable but fierce. Almost like he was studying you, memorizing the way your eyebrows furrowed with concentration, the way your eyes squint slightly as you focus. There's no falter nor embarrassed look away—only fixed tranquility.

He still doesn't look away.

Gaara isn't the type of person to shy away when he's caught staring, especially if it's something he's infatuated by. Instead his gaze intensifies, as if he's trying to understand something—himself. Why does he feel this odd warmth in his chest every time he's around your vicinity? Why does his heart slow but his breathing quicken as soon as he feels your delicate touch? It's all so new to him.

You catch a glimpse of something that crosses his face. Although hard to catch, you still caught it. A rare tenderness he rarely allowed himself to show.

"...Does it hurt?" You ask gently.

Immediately, his lips part, like he wants to say something. But instead, he simply shakes his head "No. It's fine."

However, his eyes still haven't let you go. At least not yet. Not until you look away first, flustered by his silent potency. And even then, he's still watching, his thoughts unsolvable, his heart struggling to make sense of feelings he's never felt before.

☆ BIG BABY! (FT. NARUTO) ☆

"Ow, ow, OW— (Y/N), you're killing me!" Naruto whines throwing his head back like he's just been stabbed in the chest.

You glare at him, pressing the antiseptic soaked rag against the scrape on his cheek. "It's just a tiny scratch, you big baby."

"A tiny scratch?... Do you see the SIZE of this thing? I was fighting for my life out there!" He puffs, pointing at the scrape. You sigh loudly, muttering about how ridiculous he is, Naruto crossing his arms childishly at the comment.

Tossing the rag aside, you grab a glass bottle filled with ointment. "You literally get punched through walls, but this is where you draw the line?" You retort, leaning in closer to spread the ointment more precisely

But unknowingly, you closed in the last bit of space between you two, the lack of air making Naruto's brain go fuzzy. Actually, he was completely frozen. Too stunned to speak. His usual goofy demeanour falters for just a moment, his breath pausing as heat rises to his face. He's blinking rapidly, unsure of where to look. He's lost in the way your fingers gently grasp his jaw, tilting his head slightly backwards. And he's fixated on the pacing of your breathing too, feeling the warm air against his cheek.

Fuck. You were way too close. He swallows hard, "Uh..." He scrambles to find his words, for the first time, the Ultimate Knucklehead Ninja is speechless.

You raise an eyebrow, feigning innocence as if the close proximity wasn't a part of your plan. "What? You were just talking a mile a minute, and now you're quiet?" You spit, lips curled slightly as you spread the thick medication across his cheek.

Naruto quickly averts his gaze, sheepishly rubbing the back of his neck. "N-Nothing... Just... uh... you must be really focused, huh?" He lets out a nervous chuckle, trying to slow down the sudden pounding in his chest.

Rolling your eyes, you twist the cap back onto the bottle. Adjusting himself on the couch, Naruto tries to retrieve his cool, as if his face weren't a bright tomato red. You continue patching Naruto up, still bickering back and forth with him. Only this time, he seemed to be a bit more jittery and shaky with his responses.

But later, when you're finished and packing away your supplies, you swear you hear him mumble something under his breath. Something that makes you smile not matter how much you stifle it back.

"Man... I think I just feel for you even harder..."

☆ STUBBORNESS (FT. SASUKE) ☆

"I'm fine."

You exhale sharply, ignoring Sasuke's regular resistance. Placing a cloth over the gash and then applying mild pressure, you attempt to stop the bleeding from his neck. "You're bleeding, Sasuke."

He doesn't flinch, nor does he wince. Instead he's just sitting there, stuff but compliant. His arms are crossed, like this whole situation was just some minor inconvenience. Of course. It wasn't unusual for Sasuke to act so detached, always pretending to be unaffected yet his body always said the opposite.

You shake your head, "Just let me help, okay?"

Sasuke sighs through his nose, but doesn't dispute with you any further. That was the most compliance you'll ever get out of him.

The wound on his neck wasn't deep, simply messy. Dried blood strips near the opening, and despite his bluffed collectiveness, you could tell he's exhausted. It wasn't uncommon to see Sasuke injured, oftentimes training tirelessly, or engaging with enemies he underestimated way too much. But this time, you could tell he wasn't just worn out physically.

Too lost in your thoughts, you accidentally prod the cloth a bit too harshly, making him tense up for a moment. Not a flinch, but you swore you heard his breath quietly hitch.

"Sorry," you murmur.

Sasuke though, doesn't say anything. But as you continue, grabbing other materials, you treat his wounds with extra care. Fingers grazing his skin with gentleless, you begin to notice something. His breathing slows. His once taut shoulders are now relaxed under your touch.

He isn't just tolerating this, but he's allowing it.

There's something strangely intimate about this silence. Perhaps it's the way, you're the only one he lets close like this.

Then you feel it. His gaze locked on you.

Holding the gauze in your hand, you pause.

"Sasuke?"

But still, no answer.

You peek up at him, expecting his eyes to rush away like they always do, but he doesn't. His distant black eyes are now fixated on you, unreadable, steady, yet softer than usual. They lacked their usual sharpness, but instead grew of quiet observation.

The sight sends your heart into your throat.

"...What?" You ask, voice barely above a whisper.

He blinks, laggard and calculated. His lips part ever so slightly, like he's about to speak but he doesn't. Instead, after a moment, he exhales and mutters, "Nothing."

Taking in his answer, you continue on with patching him up. But his gaze lingers, still focused on you. Even after you finish patching him up. Because as he stands to leave, his lips part open again, like there's something on his chest that's dying to come out.

And then, he turns away, his voice—low and nearly inaudible.

"...You don't have to worry about me so much."

☆ GENTLE (FT. SHIKAMARU) ☆

"This is such a drag..."

Shikamaru groans, resting his head against the wall as you kneel beside him, tending to the slash across his chest. He's always complaining and always acting like everything takes up so much of his precious energy. But he hasn't moved an inch since you've started.

"You say that like I'm the one who got you hurt," you mutter, blotting a rag over his wound.

A long and slow breathe escapes his lungs, "Tch. Guess that's fair."

His voice is low and sluggish, like sitting here was simply exhausting. Despite having a fresh injury, he seems to be half asleep. Typical. You should've expected him to act like this was more tiring than the actual fight.

"Hold still," you say, pressing a bandage against his skin tightly.

Shikamaru doesn't even flinch. Doesn't really react at all, really—except for the way his eyes flicker downwards watching the way your fingers dance over his chest, you brows knitting together in silent concentration.

You don't notice at first, only until the silence begins to grow way too suspicious.

You glance up, only for him to be looking back at you.

You waver, gripping the roll of bandage.

"What?"

But, he only blinks at you, hushed but calculated, unbothered at the fact you just caught him staring. In his eyes, there's no sign of embarrassment nor instant divergence. Just quiet deliberate eyes, like he's studying a foreign topic.

"You're being weird," you comment, focusing your attention to bandaging him up.

Shikamaru's lips twitch into a lazy smirk. "Nah. Just thinking."

"Thinking about what?"

He pauses, and so do you. His eyes dart towards something—not away but lower, to where your hands are still resting on his chest, rising up and down as he breathes.

"You're pretty gentle," he murmurs.

Your breath catches to the back of your throat. But before you can respond, he leans his head back again, shutting his eyes like he's done speaking.

Shaking off the unexpected heat in your cheeks, you huff "You say that like you expected me to be rough."

"Didn't say that," He mutters, eyes still shut.

"Then?"

He exhales a small tired sigh. And then without opening his eyes:

"I think I could get used to this"

Your hands still for half a second, but he doesn't say anything else. Instead he lets the silence between you two settle, as if it were meant to be there.

And when you finally pull back, he doesn't move right away.

Like he's in no rush to leave your touch.

[nu-so]

:(

Hey if we get Narufox Rin slapping the shit out of canon Obito, can we get Narufox Sasuke slapping the shit outta his canon counterpart 👀

As much as I'd love to see Sasuke on Sasuke violence, let's remember the one big difference between them ; u;)