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it’s so interesting having a dumb as rocks cat after having a very intelligent cat for years. this kid has 0 survival instincts and just vibes

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No one wants to talk about how intimate jump starting someones car is.

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I started a new disco game and he wasnt there. Straight up just didnt exist.

King??????? Where are you

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genuinely i think it's like this. or well i guess i hope it is

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Always respect a fujoshi's dedication to writing yaoi even in the most romance hostile settings. A story could be called "the torture cube with four walls" and every fic would just open with 'it was common knowledge that the top left corner of the torture cube was reserved for love making ' like ok. of course.

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no i don't want you to redirect me to your app i want to look at recipe

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I had a tattoo client ask if I ever used AI to design tattoos for me. Man I spent the better part of a decade doing shitty bit work as a graphic designer and now that I have the space to do whatever I want, I'm gonna let the computer generate random garbage for me? What next should I have a computer that eats my dinner and fucks my wife?

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If Jesus came back right now his ass wouldn't be in a church he'd be at the soup kitchen then he'd go home and play Fortnite for 16 hours straight then post a tweet saying "the pope doesn't know shit about fuck" before passing out

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i’ve been lowkey dreading this weekend bc of how much i’d be working and going out and now it’s like sunday afternoon and actually. it was so chill and almost fun even. maybe.

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how my brain picks a new favorite character who sucks

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(in tears) next year i will have so much fun!

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(in tears) next year i will have so much fun!

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(in tears) next year i will have so much fun!

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hey look over there what's that *throws these at you*

disco elysium ultra compressed for free

sacred and terrible air english translation

disco elysium art book

full soundtrack by sea power // bandcamp version

disco elysium script explorer with audio

FAYDE (more accessible wiki of dialogue trees but without audio)

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the internet happened too fast i never even got to go to a cybercafe