#dsmp citizens

[eggsplice]

wanted to try my hand at a train line map for the dsmp connecting important cities/places in the main area, based mostly on pre-existing paths, roads, and minecart tracks. most of these places dont coexist but ermm this is a future where stuff gets rebuilt in those places okay. (or theyre older routes that now lead to ruins. pick ur fav)

if you're more knowledgable about this or have ideas lmk i wanted to make the system as accurate/convenient as possible

alt vers under cut

version with no ferry route

version thats actually accurate to how maps work (north side up) (i know its extremely wonky we dont have to talk about it)

[ladyddanger]

Imagine being a random ass kid in the dsmp universe named Wilbur and constantly getting asked: like the terrorist

[metfell]

[luckyduckscasinos]

Battling your demons at 1am

[proudfreakmetarusonikku]

l'manberg were 100% sovcits btw

[caricatureblue]

“But you and I both know so well now, that looks can be deceiving.” - Storm and a Spring, Chonny Jash

Jumping forward in Cari’s playlist cause this image would NOT get out of my head

Cari finally joining Las Nevadas- or, rather, becoming an investor

[minecraftrelatedrandomness]

i'm claiming slime kids #33 (kaya), #76 (astroid), #127 (shell), and #441 (calsie)

[citizenoftmrrwlnd]

self care for : a noncanon l'manberg citizen (dsmp; fictive) with flowers, pink, hints of quackity, art supplies, and soft things

x | x | x x | - | x x | x | x

[cherryelectricboogaloo]

Who’s the cutest little fella? Who is? Who is? The cutest little baby ever? There they are!

[living-satire]

What is this? I pulled my com out cuz this blonde kid was telling me to and i found this. Can someone tell please what happened?

[ladyddanger]

I can’t finish the Rainduo Fic tonight because I’m a perfectionist but have some dsmp citzen memes instead. Shout out to: @lasnevadaslaborunion @aquaeclipse @ifievertoldyou @hopalongfairywren @melissa-s23 @orpheus-lament and @clingyduoapologist for agreeing to let their names be used for random citizens on a post all the way back in 2022. Sorry this took so long.

[cork-screw-who-420]

WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK. I’m currently under the fucking ground right the fuck now because a shift of the fucking wind sent nuke fallout over the city and it will not be safe to re-surface for the next couple months. I fucking hate it here.

They have me listed as staying in a broom closet, but fuck that, I’m sleeping in the food court. Jerald (slime bf #3) is covering for me at the closet in case the guard guy checks in on things. 

I swear to prime If I ever get out of this place I am going to be the next natural disaster to hit the landscape.

[luckyduckscasinos]

My Minecraft skin rn

[poured-my-past-down-the-drain]

me neither :(

NO!! I FUCKING HATE YOU <3!!!!!!!!

ugh for real. 🙄

he's always like "did you see what Quackity was wearing yap yap yap I want him to fuck me yap yap yap I want to implode Las Nevadas in front of him so he goes through the same agony I did and we can be the same and we are always the same yap yap yap" like buddy. he's wearing the same outfit that he does everyday. cartoon character ass.

yeah (⁠つ⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)⁠つ ghghggrrrr his meeting is so long I'm playing angry birds ^⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠^

—glatt

NO YOU DONT YOU PRICK TAKE IT BACK‼️‼️

right 🙄🙄 like he didn’t ruin our combined country and hard work and hurt our people and our animals and leave them homeless and everything of his own choice. not like it was shared. loser. It’s not the same if quackity doesn’t want to ruin the Nevadas. Also I’m pretty sure half of Big Q’s closet is the exact same outfit hanging up 10 in a row THEN becomes the Different Clothes. Silly billy.

Fuck up them pigs, king 👍 defend my honor and ruin their lives ‼️

[caricatureblue]

“Even at your darkest, I think they’ll still love you.”

Pardon my dumbassery but I am self indulging in Living Weapon au

really messing around with rendering shit on account of i hate it

sometimes i miss being good at art lmaooo

[askgasmeupstation]

Asks: Open

Disclaimer: please dont actually gas me up. I dont actually condone chemical warfare or warcrimes commited in the name of Las Nevadas or the gas me up station. The name is a pun on dab me up which is probably a drug joke of sorts. I, mod 🐏, dont do any drugs irl.