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My second account used to be a citizen's pov. They were a gender fluid person who moved into the abandoned Pogtopia and occasionally ventured into L'manburg for stuff and tried to spruce up the place. They befriended a female Enderman and had some dogs and cats plus a fox. Basically a loner and a bit of a shut-in with non-human pals.

Nowadays, I'm basically them lol. I occasionally venture out of my little ravine home (not being super active on Twitter and no longer doing much watching of former DSMP members, minus the occasional Jack Manifold and JSchlatt VOD and upload) and look around to see people yelling at each other in the town square (Twitter) and then I have to ask around for context (look all over Tumblr and into various tags) while snacking (I had some cookies earlier). Finally, I rant about it to my pets and Eva the Enderman (my irl dog and my irl friends on Discord).

Do you guys think that this is what the citizens of the DSMP feel like for almost every day of their lives?

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Suddenly learning how to edit on Adobe /j

tommyinnit r u hiring editors cause im a stan and i would love u be an underpaid worker at the innit corp. sweat shop

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genuinely so poetic how most ex dsmp fans have moved on to different fandoms and people and content creators and yet we all still come together to gather like its the last supper whenever dream does some stupid shit. communal white man shaming unites the world like no other

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"oh wow i thought this fandom was dead" you ignorant slut no fandom is ever truly dead. there will always always always be at least three mentally unwell freaks on the internet irrelevant-posting about their little blorbo(s) who have not been relevant for fifty years. this is the way of the world and they are stronger than you will ever be you FOOL

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we're running out of scenarios I fear

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It really says something that a lot of monogamous people consider polyamorous and aromantic to be "opposites" but every polyam person I know took one look at aromantics and said "they're just like me for real"

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nowhere else

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Trend i’m noticing looking for books with my little sister

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✅️Vetted by @gazavetters, my number verified on the list is ( #381 )✅️

Stop ✋ please help my baby 👶

Please don’t ignore my text ⚠️⚠️

Is very important ⚠️

I am Mahmoud from North Gaza, studying computer engineering. I was working in a programming company during my studies. I got married a day before the war started and I was living in my house with my wife, but because of the war, things changed and I lost my house, my job and my father. 💔😭😭

It is very unfortunate and now my family has no breadwinner, so I desperately need your help. My wife is pregnant and we are suffering from famine. My child is my only hope in this world. I am asking you for a small donation so that I can provide food for my pregnant wife, please 😭💔💔

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i'm gonna be honest i don't get why they say everypony instead of everybody in mlp. it's not like the word everybody is human-specific. the ponies have bodies. the word everypony, however, is pony-specific in a world where ponies are not the only people in their society, which means it would be more accurate and inclusive to use everybody instead of everypony. it all makes no sense to me

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which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

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Misogyny.

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Time for a new Jelly, new good vibes! Good luck everyone, it’s gunna be good soon