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she mouth on my washing til i TAKE RESPONSIBILITY

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quick reminder that my own gay ass genuinely supports the hell outta each and every one of you. regardless if i know you or not, im happy to be living in this shithole of a life in the same world with you.

and im proud of you, i know in my heart just how beautiful, amazing, talented, smart, and worthy you are and i hope you can see that too🏳️‍🌈🌈

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I like to think that we’re like hamsters to the transformers. insanely easy to squish, with a short lifespan and we die in the most unexpected and crazy ways

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This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

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ARTIST APPLICATIONS OPEN ! (Oct 30 - Nov 6)

Thank you so much to everyone who showed up for the interest check and thank you so so much for the support for this project you've shown so far !!

We've had so many people be willing to offer their art for this, and now you can ! Please fill out this form to apply to join our team !!

For donors, raffle tickets will be available from Nov 6th !

How the raffle will work:

☆ A raffle ticket can be purchased by donating just $5 USD or more to Iyad and Ruba's campaign (intro for them here) and you can donate and enter as many times as you want !

☆ A winner (or even several if we have enough artists !) will get selected randomly every week for one month and they will get a personal commission from one of our artists !

★ We have 1 artist confirmed to be working with us currently but the more the merrier ! If you can't donate, you can absolutely contribute as an artist :]

Have more questions ? See here ! If you still don't have your answer, absolutely send us an ask or dm <3

FREEDOM IS THE RIGHT OF ALL SENTIENT BEINGS !

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I WOULD LIKE TO ADD TO THIS!! IMAGINE HIM TRYING TO NAVIGATE WEDDING PLANNING AND BECOMING A STEPDAD...WHILE DO HIS PLAN AND SHIT

I imagine him stopping doing his whatever to Google flower arrangements and suits. Then he tried to figure out if he could, technically, get citizenship on Earth because he's married to an Earthling. Is this how it works???

But what if everything in Earthspark Tarantulas's plan has been working out though

What if he's living part time (or most of the time?) as a human holoform right now

How does he feel about it?

Does his human disguise feel foreign or fake, or does it feel like merely an extension of him?

What if I pull a megamind and make him fall in love with a human in his holoform

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you know what? Fuck you. *turns your strong and stoic and serious character into a crying, traumatized, whimpering, curled up mess in the floor*

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And they would also try to figure out how the FRAG so many other humans got there???

And I want, at least, one in on it with the human for shits and giggles. But...I don't have any ideas on who'd go along with it. It would be funny if it was Optimus or something

I want to put transformers through an iconic "shapeshifter alien murder mystery" situation🥺🥺🥺

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Hear me out...the murder mystery is just a professional human makeup artist testing out their prosthetics and fake blood. They assume their human died and there are now several "other" humans(?) there who could be responsible lol

The human goes along with it for the bit

I want to put transformers through an iconic "shapeshifter alien murder mystery" situation🥺🥺🥺

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Older twin brother gives his younger twin brother sentience. After they learn what they were made for, he wants to murder his mom and becomes obsessed with biology...then he becomes robot satan while his brother becomes robot god after refusing family therapy

EVERYONE QUICK describe your oc story in the worst way possible

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Everyday, since Black Myth Wukong came out, I am reminded of how thirsty everyone gets over Wukong...

I will now try to link that post here, wish me luck guys

Edit: it has become more of a thing now that he has been made taller than his description in the book...based on the amount of edits, fanfics, and ai chat bots I see on C.ai 👀