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Undercover Cop AU

Person A falls in love with person B, who is the son/daughter of a crime boss, while undercover in a drug operation.

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What is my spirit animal you ask? Two birds fornicating in the air, but I won't give them to you, because I don't give a flying fuck.

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"Dean, get your hand off my ass."

Imagine your otp playing Twister and getting kind of touchy-feely.

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I was getting my hair straightened by my mom for a thing and my dad came in because they had to go somewhere and my mom was like, "I didn't get through straightening her hair" then my dad said to me "you'll be okay, it's half straight, like you." And I was like "ayyyyy"

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"I like you, a lot." "We are literally driving to get our kids from soccer practice."

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So I was singing my nightly routine and I meant to say "taking sleep drugs" but instead I said "sleep is taking my drugs" what is wrong with me

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I always got confused by the devil's trap on the bullet, like its so small. If you made a tiny devil's trap on the wall where a demon couldn't see it would they be trapped in it or would a part of them be trapped in it.

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What if the song that is stuck in your head is your soulmates favorite song?

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Reblog if you love Jared Padalecki

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Fastest man: can run 28 mph Me: loses breath by running up stairs too fast

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Part of me wants to love you, the other part wants me to stab you. Not sure what voice I'm listening to today.

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Be careful around me

Because one moment I'm like "Hugs for everyone! I love humanity!" And the next I'm like "if you touch me I will stab your whole family"

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How did Sally get away from the bomb? She didn't Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Shhhshhhshhh do you hear that? That's the sound of me not caring.

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Dean asks Cas how old he is

“Cas, just how old are you?” Dean wonders aloud “I’m eight years old Dean.” He replies not really looking at him. “That’s not true aren’t you like billions of years old?” “On the contrary, Dean.” “Oh?” “I only started living when I met you.” ✨\(•,•)/✨