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everyday I open Twitter to see headcanons infantiling ctommy to such a degree where they all read like "ctommy was so young during lmanburg he could barely talk... cWilbur ripped the blinky off his mouth and sent him to war and then dream kicked the soft spot on his head :((("

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wanna feel like it's 2021 again? here's the first chapter of a tommy-centric epistolary style fic as told through court documents, police interviews, news clips, etc. inspired by exile :) it's mostly completed so it will be updated over the course of the next few days

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big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free

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fun fact there's a pretty sizable area under the greater smp just absolutely INFESTED with mushrooms. like i have never seen so many of these spread so far before

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I thought that you’d do no harm

And the rough sketch cuz I thought the difference between it and the final drawing was coool

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pic i took years ago while driving home from work past the scary snail playground. i stopped in the night and pointed my headlights at it

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What if we were trapped in the corridors together for weeks and i called you out on your hypocrisy and we kept on arguing about our spiralling boss and we were both in love with emotionally unavailable people and you were doomed and I was lonely

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gen z has to reckon with its radicalization problem. you are not a morally pure and superior generation of youth come to save the world, your men and boys are radicalized at an unprecedented level and you ignore it because it’s too hard to address but you have to. these boys are in your classes, they date your friends, you know them and you cannot continue to pretend this is an “old white guy” problem

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Most of us will never know the agony of being a parent that does everything to provide for their child, only to keep coming up empty. Of the immense suffering and self-loathing that comes with being responsible for this little life, and feeling like you're failing: to keep them safe, warm, sheltered, fed. Of holding your child, your toddler, your newborn, watching them slowly waste away from that relentless, gnawing hunger you can't stop (one that you feel yourself). Watching as they howl in pain, and the hollowness that comes when your child becomes too weak even to do that. All the while being totally helpless to stop it because it's not up to you.

Most of us will only see the aftermath of such a thing: a parent carrying the far-too-light shroud of their child, pictured under a headline that details how starvation has taken hold of some given population. Distant and removed from us.

Except that it isn't. There are so many desperate parents who've run out of options, for whom this isn't some abstraction, who are asking—begging—us for our help. Just so they'll be able to buy some of the shit canned food left from the last aid delivery, and a couple loaves of bread to feed their children with. Extortionately pricey because of scarcity, but it's enough to keep their children in a state of "acute malnutrition" rather than "catastrophic hunger", so they'll pay anything for it.

Attacks on NGOs & prevention of aid into Gaza puts every single person there at risk of a slow death due to starvation. Especially children, like Samah's newborn baby boy, her little 2 year-old girl, and their big sister (who's only 9). But we can help. What's pocket money for us, is an invaluable lifeline to parents like Samah. At a time when so many seem to have decided to live in an alternate universe in which deliberate starvation and mass slaughter of civilians is acceptable, we have to do what we can to oppose it. Not to push it away, to ignore it, to decide it's been going on so long we don't care or that it's hopeless so give up, but to grit our teeth, dig our heels in, and say "no, seriously, what the fuck are we doing here?"

tldr: donate to Samah so she can buy food for her kids so they don't starve to death. please. and thank you. :)

(vetted by association by @/bilal-salah0 (relatives), & Bilal was vetted here, #132)

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i just love light effects on water...

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This is a reminder to:

Never mention a possible pregnancy/abortion to anyone, especially not through a social media app messaging service such as messenger, WhatsApp, Instagram DMs, Snapchat, etc.

Delete all period tracking apps and to start tracking using a planner or physical calendar

Book appointments for a form of birth control if possible, or to always carry condoms for yourself and other

Look into sterilization options if that is the route you want to go down (here is a list of 1000 doctors willing to sterilize you without a fight)

Protect your fellow person, protect the women in your life, the queer people, the disabled people, everyone will be affected by this

Form communities. Tell your people that you love them. Protect one another. Check in on one another. None of us are alone.

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Hello all, remember this post? The server has been made! We plan on running biweekly rewatch parties of DSMP vods that are voted on collectively. You can join here, and feel free to invite your friends. Let's all hang out and watch some vods together. Keep in mind that once you enter there won't be a chatting channel. The chat only opens during streams 👍

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that calculated recklessness of yours scares me yknow?

the "calculated recklessness" line here is in reference to ctommys way of self harm during the exile arc where he would purposefully take damage in situations where it was easily avoidable. specifically it is about how he excused those behaviors as him being reckless or unprepared.

he's purposefully looking forward here instead of at the fish he's cutting, and ends up hurting himself as a result.

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NO ONE'S AROUND TO HELP - A DISCDUO WEBWEAVE

aka HAPPY @mcythorrorgiftexchange , @cryingtulips !!!!!! ive done a few web weaves before but this is my first time posting one ..... i hope u like it .... i decided to go for theming around the prison break & the whole "welcome home"/return to exile . i know you didnt want art for your gift but i couldnt resist drawing something , so the central (?) piece of tommy digging up the axe of piece was custom for this web weave !!

in order of appearance:

It's Not a Fashion Statement, It's a Deathwish by My Chemical Romance / Pandora's Vault Blueprints by camruna, sourced from The DSMP Wiki / lordmisery, 2020 / Untitled (Cave) by Marten Lange, 2012 / sketches of exile by @rainsteas / November 28 2021 from the DreamSMP Transcript Project / Hem of the Fray by Sorry / frame from after all, this is what you deserve by @arginnit / YOU LOOKING FOR SOMETHING :)? by @teethkid67 / Wolf in Sheep's Clothing by Set It Off / welcome home by @cellularmatter / The Silence of the Lambs / fog by Sara Ann, 2009 / Baltimore by Sorry

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YOU LOOKING FOR SOMETHING :)?

+1 face closeup

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chotelduo......

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Yet now, I find I've grown into a tall child 🌼