#drunk sides watch

[pratchettquotes]

Klatchian coffee has an even bigger sobering effect than an unexpected brown envelope from the tax man. In fact, coffee enthusiasts take the precaution of getting thoroughly drunk before touching the stuff, because Klatchian coffee takes you back through sobriety and, if you're not careful, out the other side, where the mind of man should not go. The Watch was generally of the opinion that Samuel Vimes was at least two drinks under par, and needed a stiff double even to be sober.

Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms

[nightcorecarseatheadrest]

Been having boromir thoughts of late

[1-800-i-ship-it]

ok i watched yuri on ice ep 10 and i was like i remember ppl saying smth about ep 10 so i was like hmmmmmm and WHAT. DO YOU FUCKING MEAN. THEY LITERALLY. PROPOSED TO EACH OTHER AHHHAIWUEFHEWUFHLK?????? /pos

VICTOR AND YURI GOT ACTUAL RINGS???? HRHRHEUEJDJDSJ HELLO ???? OH MY GODHDJDJDSJSKSKSMSMSXBJXJDJDJDJDJDEJEKSKDJJDJDKDKDKDKD i was half joking after ep 9 but i cant believe this is real like i cant believe this im shaking my past self by the shoulders

VICTOR ACTAULLY SAYS ITS AN ENGAGEMENT RING OMG AIN TNO WAY AINT NO WAYY IM LAKJWNEFKKLNKAJFNL THEN HE SAYS HE WILL MARRY YURI IF HE WINS A GOLD MEDAL IM LIAUWHERIUEWHARJKWENFJKNFMX,FFNLMLSAKDFJJKWEFWKJ

shoutout to phichit for being the first supporter <333 rest in peace jj

then i find out YURI WAS DRUNK LAST YEAR AND POLE DANCED WITH CHRIS, THEN GRINDED AGAINST VICTOR IN PUBLIC ASKING HIM TO BE HIS COACH IM- AND HE WAS FULLY UNAWARE ABOUT HIS ANTICS TILL NOW?????

[macbethz]

What I think is so awesome abt mythic quest queerbaiting with a heterosexual couple is that they also perfectly replicated the culture around said relationship. Constantly compared to a couple and say I love you to each other on screen but creators are adamant they made them to show how a man and a woman can just be friends and if you say they’re fucking on the dl ppl yell at you for erasing platonic love. It’s like I’m in 2014 again <3

[krotiation]

sorry im about to vent off topic :i s2g if they hint on handsome jack in the movie and it is NOT dameon clarke im gonna lose my marbles. I feel like when they look at the success of the characters as well the VAs do so much heavy lifting to giving life to these characters. why they didnt just use the VA for Claptrap from B3 is beyond me why did it need to be someone else so it doesnt even sound right - they def went for name recongition over matching the characters - kevin hart is so tiny hes such a small dude and roland is large and also if roland is alive wouldnt thta imply that jack's also alive. like handsome jack is so successful because of dameon. he gave so many off the cuff lines. and if they wnated to make a movie why would they not choose the tales gang if thats the one that gave them so much credit? sorry i have so many feelings and i, also so SICK of seeing tiny tina bein g used for literally every borderlands merch thing recently

I'm fine with actors putting their own spin on characters they play and seeing how their writing can be interpreted differently but with handsome jack it becomes really tricky cause like... dameon clarke MADE jack who he is. Like a lot of people credit him for how good of a character he is so whoever WOULD play jack would have a whole lot of expectations to match. We already hate the casting (which is 100% just to get attention instead of accurately portraying the characters) so imagine how much more we would hate it if they messed jack up

Overall the whole movie just adds to what I said about gbox being out of touch with the fandom. We got randy already claiming he wants to make a sequel when the whole fanbase has voiced concern and disinterest about the movie just based on the trailers and they're just really trying to force lilith and tina to be fan favorites when they're... not? Like I love them, especially lilith like that's my homegirl right there, but the fandom as a whole would disagree that they're even well-liked characters

[adhd-merlin]

watching the musketeers ep 1x10 and why did everyone turn against d'artagnan when it turned out he slept with milady. porthos and aramis go from "who is this woman" to "you slept with athos's wife??" in the space of two seconds, bro no one even knew athos had a wife?? what was that

[mwolf0epsilon]

Maladjusted Motivation

Fox, arms crossed as he stares up at Olly with clear disappointment: I don't think I need to tell you why I've called you into my office.

Olly, looking miserable from both having to crouch because he's far too tall to stand straight inside Fox's office, and because he knows perfectly well why he's been summoned: No, sir.

Fox: Then you know why I'm currently not very pleased with you.

Olly: Yes, sir.

Fox, sighing: You should have deleted that cam footage Olly. We have procedures and contingencies in place specifically to avoid these kinds of situations.

Olly: It wouldn't have mattered sir. He would have found a way to recover the footage sooner or later. He's their brand of stubborn.

Fox: ... Why did you tell him about what happened that night?

Olly: ...I was hurt. And instead of addressing it properly, I buried my worries beneath my work. So when he confronted me about it, I lashed out...

Fox: ...

Olly: It shouldn't have happened. I should have been a better brother to him.

Fox: I think a lot of his vode before you, should have been better brothers to him. But my opinion on the matter matters little in the end. Just... Make sure you tell him you're sorry.

Olly: ...I will.

Olly, backs out of the office and goes back to work while trying not to think about how Dogma's been obsessively rewatching his cam footage of 79's from the night prior to the Guard rescuing him:

Fox, sighing and going back to signing flimsywork: There has to be a better way to deal with all of this heartache...

[jackass-jones]

Yeah the mouthwash game is pretty good

[ulquiorrapleasecallmetrash]

I just bought the Swoonworthy tales with Hawke in it and let me tell you.

WORTH IT.

How in the HELL is this man so freaking HOOOOT.

It was funny because the story was relatable to me in real life.

Seriously I can take down vodka like a champ, tequila like a champ more than likely rum like a champ but that Gin my my sister gave me HOLY SHIT.

It took a few tries for me to to handle it bu that first shot of gin WHOAAAAA Nelly. I handled it but barely.

[note-boom]

You know, as much as I love Wan and as much as I recognise how non-canonical it is, I gotta say....they were so wrong for making Dazai, Yosano, and Kouyou the preschool teachers. All three of them are unhinged and traumatised and two of them canonically. taught children and scarred them horribly.

The only two qualified to even be associated with teacher-hood are Fukuzawa and Hirotsu, you cannot change my mind.

[thedickcavettshow]

if I may offer a word of advise to any person out there who may be as stupid as me - do not walk through a field of stinging nettles barefoot

[kissingarthurclaus]

Did u guys know that in animation tests of Barb's original model her head was too big for the rig to function properly so it had to be scaled down 10%?

[sadisticyouko]

I am in a GREAT fucking mood but also I’m tipsy again :3

[shekeepsmeworms]

Had some wine feeling good made a really shitty bowl in ceramics class this morning that I’m really worried has a bunch of air holes in it and had a really crappy therapy session where I didn’t talk too much but was honest about some other stuff which is good overall I guess but now I’m doing drunk crochet and watching the Duggar family documentary and probably going to stop watching soon once they start talking about the awful stuff but yeah day in the life of a woman doing her best I guess

[biillys]

billy being bffs with heather cos pool and bffs with chrissy cos sports and suffering through life but thinkin well hey at least i've got my besties. but then one morning he has to drive chrissy home from a party that got a lil wilder than intended but also drive heather to work to open and the girls actually meet properly. next thing he knows they're fucking passing letters and txting and twirling their hair when they're around each other. he goes between being insufferable becos 'if it weren't for me, this [waves finger between the two of them holding hands on his backseat] wouldn't be happening. you both owe me SO big' and insufferable becos 'i regret ever introducing you two. i swear to Fuck'

[vamptastic]

mannn i thought people were just being mean abt that poll on smoking but i just looked at it and this site is fucking full of narcs. dude you do not have to smoke weed or cigs but you DO have to be polite around people who do. also the guy saying everybody should just take edibles to avoid secondhand smoke i cast curse of ate too much of the weed brownie on you. idiot. Everybody go read drug use for grownups by carl hart