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note-boom · 2 years ago

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You know, as much as I love Wan and as much as I recognise how non-canonical it is, I gotta say....they were so wrong for making Dazai, Yosano, and Kouyou the preschool teachers. All three of them are unhinged and traumatised and two of them canonically. taught children and scarred them horribly.

The only two qualified to even be associated with teacher-hood are Fukuzawa and Hirotsu, you cannot change my mind.

#yosano might be able to be a good teacher though actually #but shes a little too knife happy for things to be stable....on the bright side no one would die on her watch?#and i know kouyou isnt as bad as dazai but even so....#i mean its obvious why fukuzawa is qualified to be a teacher #but hirotsu? well he had to deal with 2 changes of mafia leadership. his subordinate leaders are two unruly teens full of mystery.#he had to deal with dazai and chuuya's growing up years. he was probably there when kouyou went through her dramatic tragedy.#hes also the leader of the most efficient mafia kill squad. and his sanity is honestly so far mostly intact #theres even that omake of him suffering through chuuya's angry drunk rants AND kaji's presence #this was such a random thought but justice for those bungo preschoolers...#bungo stray dogs #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd musings #humor #bsd hirotsu #bsd fukuzawa #bsd yosano #bsd kouyou #bsd dazai #bsd wan #spitting nonsense

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