#Maybe I have a problem……. nahhhhhhhjhjjjhhhhhh
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if I may offer a word of advise to any person out there who may be as stupid as me - do not walk through a field of stinging nettles barefoot
#I’m not about to post a photo of what the bottom of my feet look like (at least not for free) but#just imagine the absolute last thing you would want the bottoms of your feet to look like. That’s what mine look like rn#I haven’t been genuinely fr fr drunk in a long ass time (2 weeks) so I guess this is what I get eh#this happened last night btw I was too drunk to notice the state of my feet so I slept like this 😭😭😭#so now I’m going to have a hangover soon AND I’ve got a literal BILLION tiny needles in my feet#Maybe next time I decided to get hammered I’ll put locks on my shoes to prevent myself from taking them off#Although bright side I’m glad I was just in a field and not walking around barefoot in a street where#I could step on broken glass or hypodermic needles or something lol so. silver lining#But fr idk what to do about it I feel like I’m still too drunk to start plucking them out rn my hands are too shakey#So I guess I’m just going to wait around like this until I’m sober enough?#& love how I was posting about staying in last night lol. Nice try mf you really thought you were just gonna watch a movie then go to bed 😭#I drank well over half a bottle of whiskey last night lmfao I don’t wanna know how many shots that comes out to be… over 10 at least 💀#Maybe I have a problem……. nahhhhhhhjhjjjhhhhhh
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