#drug buddy

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

Eddie: I thought marriage was about love and trust. But you broke your vows and betrayed me.

Buck: I woke up early because of an emergency.

Eddie: You abandoned me! I was left alone and cold!

Buck: You don’t get enough sleep, and I didn’t want to wake you.

Eddie: But I did wake up! By myself! No husband in sight! No kisses on the back of my neck! No one holding me in their warm embrace! My big spoon was gone! I was spoonless Buck! Spoonless!

[lemotmo]

Anyone else just walking around during their day, just minding their own business, being productive at work or at something else...

And then suddenly it hits you, out of nowhere, that you'll soon see Buck and Eddie actively pining over eachother and all of that will ultimately lead to canon Buddie and you just...

are useless for the next few hours, because the only thing that matters anymore is Buddie going canon soon.

I just... I am trying to work and I keep losing focus. I'm not sure my professional life will survive the next couple of months. 🫠

[mamawasatesttube]

action comics #700

"If I hadn't broken out, they would've treated me like some lab rat. But when I came down with the clone plague, they found a cure... they saved my life!"

kon sweetie we have got to get you some standards. "sure, they had horrifying intentions for me BUT they did save my life so-"

[negativegrl]

<3

[7ngelbox]

[semisolidmind]

I love your take on DogDay and CatNap’s relationship post- escape, but how do you manage they viewed each other before the Hour of Joy? Friends/best friends?

...im not sure if they were even friends.

maybe they acted like it (or dogday at least tried to), but just because they're friends in the cartoon doesn't mean they are in real life.

it's mentioned that catnap has a hard time getting along with everyone, and that'd likely extend to his supposed "leader" and "best buddy." catnap strikes me as a very standoffish, cold personality, and he's likely very hateful towards those he doesn't respect.

dogday attempting to act like they're friends when catnap knows it's all an act wouldn't bode well for dogday later on. perhaps catnap would especially want to make him hurt for playing into the facade the company chose for them.

and what's the best way to torture a leader? destroy the ones he leads, and make him watch helplessly. make it so he's unable to save them no matter how hard he tries.

[imobsessed123]

Very very serious theory- season 1 was a buddy x chase fanfic written by deacon and season two is buddy and chase both being very human and very happy and making out every other chapter

[frantic-babbling]

BUDDIE HUG IN FRONT OF THE UHAUL?

BUDDIE HUG IN FRONT OF THE UHAUL!

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

Eddie: Can you imagine being paid for being cute?

Buck: You'd be the richest man in the world.

Chim: Isn't that the whole point of Only Fans?

Ravi: Eddie would make bank.

Buck: Right?

[naivety]

hey did you know apple tv invented television? on the 6th of february 2025? did you know apple tv invented television on february 6th 2025 and called it severance season 2 episode 4 woe's hollow?

[willtheywonttheybuddie]

buddie canon 2025 🫡

[diazsdimples]

Several Sunday Sentences

It's actually Monday but here's a tiny bit more of Dosed from my Sleepy Mornings Fic. I've started the second morning but it doesn't seem to be flowing as well and chances of me getting anything done before Tuesday or Wednesday what with my test today and birthday tomorrow, I figured I'd share a little bit more of this. Cause they're dumb and I love them.

Tagged by @spotsandsocks @evanbegins @smilingbuckley @thekristen999 @elvensorceress @rainbow-nerdss @wikiangela and @daffi-990 thank you friends!

“Whassthetime?” he slurred, fumbling for the alarm clock on his bedside table. Buck winced as Eddie knocked it to the ground, the loud bang as the plastic hit the wooden floorboards reverberating through his skull as if someone had clanged a pot next to his ear. “Too early,” Buck replied as he flopped back against the pillows. “How did we get here?” Eddie gave up on the clock and collapsed over the side of the bed with a huff of frustration. Buck turned his head and was met with the bare expanse of his best friend’s shoulder and back, the covers having slipped to just above Eddie’s waist. It was definitely the drugs and dehydration that made Buck’s mouth go a little dry. “I don’t remember,” Eddie whined as he slowly rolled back over to his back with a groan. “Last thing I remember was Athena bringing me home and someone throwing up in my bathroom –“ “That was me, sorry,” Buck winced apologetically. Eddie’s gaze rested on him, and he saw a flash of amusement through the sleepy haze behind Eddie’s warm, brown eyes. “Well, I figured it wouldn’t have been Athena, that would have been unprofessional to say the least,” Eddie smirked as he slowly pushed himself to sit, propping himself up against his pillows. Buck watched as Eddie took a few deep breaths, his face draining of colour as he swallowed thickly. Recognising the signs of someone imminently about to lose their lunch, Buck swiftly grabbed the trash can from the side of the bed, ignoring the way his own stomach lurched at the sudden movement, and thrust it in front of Eddie’s face.

Tagging @theotherbuckley @hippolotamus @watchyourbuck @thewolvesof1998 @disasterbuckdiaz @puppyboybuckley @bucksbackwardcap @fortheloveofbuddie @aroeddiediaz @jesuisici33 @steadfastsaturnsrings @buckbuckgoose @exhuastedpigeon @cal-daisies-and-briars @wildlife4life @slightlyobsessedwitheverything @nmcggg @alliaskisthepossibilityoflove @kitteneddiediaz @epicbuddieficrecs @actuallyitsellie @spagheddiediaz @loserdiaz

[cavevulpis]

Excerpt from Hotbox Heroes || Read full fic on AO3|| Word Count: 2.8k

“Ridiculous is Buck’s middle name,” Eddie quipped, his voice fond.

Buck gasped, clutching his heart. “It’s not, but it should be! That’s infinitely cooler than Buckley.”

“Buckley’s not your middle name. It’s your last name,” Ravi corrected with a long-suffering sigh.

“Then what’s my middle name?” he asked with sincere curiosity.

“Oliver,” Eddie stated without hesitation.

Buck scrutinized him, distrustful. “Wait… is it really?”

“Sure,” Eddie deadpanned, notably enjoying himself.

“He’s messing with you,” Bobby interjected. “You don’t have a middle name.”

“Oh,” he exhaled, sounding rather disappointed.

—

It’s LA— of course there’s a fire at a weed dispensary.

And because it's LA, the rest is predictable.

Read on AO3

[kawaiifacesong]

You would really think it will eventually hit people that b*ddie is never going to happen. Like never.

But somehow it hasn't yet. That's very strange to me.

[inspirational-furby]

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[mazzystar24]

The new promo is so unhinged but also I’m more and more convinced of the drugged theory😭😭