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Jeeesus being a grown-up is depressing sometimes
I joined a book club at work because why not? i like book
But all they pick is depressing ass shit
When it's my turn I'm either going to pick:
a) The Book is Better Than the Movie (they choose from The Princess Bride, The Last Unicorn, or The Neverending Story)
or,
b) Robots Doing Their Best (All Systems Red vs Ancillary Justice vs A Psalm for the Wild-Built)
and nobody will be depressed.
#book club#no more fucking The Great Alone#where everyone is either being beaten#getting in car accidents#drowning?#having their brain sheared???#and getting knocked up as a teen#just fucking constantly#oh yeah also murder and cancer#and i mean look at all of that#it could for sure be entertaining#but it's just Depressing.
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Commander Fox is probably so relieved they waited till he was dead retired to install an off-limits open-air pool on the Senate grounds.
#accidents and drunken shenanigans and drowned datapads waiting to happen#andor#coruscant#commander fox
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watching the bride of frankenstein and the "monster" makes a friend who's blind and is drawn to him playing the violin... john would WEEP over this film
#john voice: sure he drowned that girl but it was an accident- wait- arthur i'm sohry#nobody told him murder was bad!! idk how anyone could watch the first movie without sympathizing with the monster#malevolent#john doe#the guy prays and thanks god for bringing him a friend and makes him cry for the first time... I'm having a time
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Right so… prison break. The question I set out to answer for my scavenger hunt is: Would Techno’s prison break plan via the toilet have worked?
And the answer is interesting… for starters, despite Dream informing us that there is an elder guardian right under the cell [clip], this is not true. The elder guardian is actually right above the cell, with one further away under the middle of the entire lava chamber [more details on prison guardians].


Which actually makes their escape even easier (well they’ll still have to deal with the mining fatigue, but with how many guardians there is and their proximity that probably wasn’t going to end from killing the one guardian anyways). The most efficient way I found, is actually digging behind the cell (remember how Sam was doing that in Daedalus) and crawling. Not only is there red stone back there, and an opening, but also that direction is the shortest distance to the outside. Using this method Dream only has to break 14 blocks total (11 obsidian, 2 black stone {red}, 1 iron bars {pink}) [details on breaking time], making his (absolute minimum) total breaking time 286 hours or roughly 12 days. {the red stained glass panes note which blocks he would break}


As an aside, Foolish actually got pretty close to breaking in [far right picture] and had he gone from the back wall instead he probably would have succeeded lol XD.
If however, rivals duo instead continued the path they were on, they would actually find that the cell is essentially floating, so the water would seep under and turn some of the lava into cobblestone. (Interestingly, there is existing cobblestone already down here, a detail Sam notices after Techno escapes and finds Dream in the water hole [clip]. If I had to guess, I’d say while setting up that stream in creative they actually broke more blocks to make it more believable, but noticed how it was hollow, so plugged it up but neglected to fix the cobblestone, and instead made up some canon reasons why they hadn’t made more progress [clip] [clip])
Anyways, if they did mine down there, they could break some cobblestone {lime} and do some crawling under the cell. Using the open space down there they’d want to make as much progress towards the back wall as possible before going down under the lava and then digging straight. If they did this method, they would have to break 24 blocks (22 obsidian, 2 cobblestone {lime}) and it’d take them a total of 566 hours or roughly 23 and a half days. (It should be noted though that in this path Dream would be swimming (holding space bar) while mining so he doesn’t drown - I’m pretty sure this wouldn’t cause him to starve, but still would be annoying and realistically rather exhausting.) {diamond blocks are to show which block above would be broken, with diamond ore representing cobblestone - wanted to make sure you can see where the water is}




Course these are what I found to be the most efficient ways, they could of course chose a different direction or break different blocks, increasing their escape time. Additionally, these methods only work as long as Dream is left alone long enough and(or) knows when to crawl back out when they come to not draw suspicion. So to give Dream some credit, Techno is a necessity for this to work at all and he couldn’t have done it before(or after) without risking major problems…
#c!dream#dreblr#dsmp scavenger hunt#prison arc#c!technoblade#c!rivals#c!rivals duo#rivalsblr#pandora’s vault#awesamdream#dsmp map#pandora’s vault has a singular purpose#and it’s honestly terrible at it… unsuccessful torture chamber and unsuccessful at keeping people trapped lol… truly the other cells I thin#are worse#dsmp#dream smp#dsmp map discovery#also digging straight down wouldn’t work because you’d either drown or get trapped but there is a whole layer of glowstone down there which#which would only take about 3 minutes to break each though you’d have to break all the obsidian to get down there so not really super#efficient lol… still interesting…#so plot twist the totally make it out before Qs visit and Conor just stays locked up all alone :( (maybe ranboo too?)… could be funny.#(and yes I totally was testing this as Sam on accident even breaking glowstone with Wardens Will Breaker lol XD the ultimate disrespect…#15 guardians and yet… it’s honestly not super hard to break out (or break in but I’ll get to that later ;D)
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Can you imagine the imposter syndrome Rook feels as a leader of convenience?
We see glimpses of it, but because Rook compartmentalizes it, it makes us see how the companions see Rook: tall, unshakeable, and unbothered. But in between the cracks, look deep enough and you see Rook’s turmoil. Here are some ruminating thoughts about it:
Rook feels imposter syndrome in twinges, after the first Fade dream with Solas. This is their mess to clean. Nothing makes them equipped for the job other than they have to step up and make the best of a shit show. As you discuss the next steps with Harding and Neve, you notice them both look to you. You were, after all, Varric’s second in command. Did Varric see this coming? Is this what he trained you for? The position feels like decay, enjoy encumbered by guilt. It shouldn’t have happened this way. But you’re here now, and you’re making calls. You just wish it felt right.
In fleeting moments, the unease returns, but sometimes it’s Big. The next Big moment Rook feels inadequate is when, for the first time, the core team is gathered around the Lighthouse table. For a second, you’re brought back to when Harding and Neve looked to you. This time, it’s also Bellara, Lucanis, Davrin, Taash and Emmerich. Rook would dig their fingertips into the chair’s wood, if they weren’t surrounded by observant company. Instead, Rook twists their toes as anxiety threatens to seize them. The choices they make and the orders they give—are they really the best course of action? Are they decisions a successful leader would make? Can they tell you’re in over your head and have no idea what you’re doing? The thoughts rise and are quashed, but they nonetheless still exist. Where Rook is clumsy, they compensate in precise motor control—for the “important” occasions, anyway. A determined face and authoritative tone masks the fear clutching their heart. They take a deep mental breath, box the worry away, and get to business.
Once Elgar’nan is slain and Solas is bound to the Veil, Rook and the remaining team stand in the dawning light. Survivors rise from the rubble and cheer them on. Rook has a smile on their face, hands on their hips in accomplishment… but in their head, they’re wondering if they actually belong there. If they deserve the cheers and exaltation. Their gut twists with unease because they know the beginning of this started with them. Varric would say, “You did well, kid,” and disapprove of Rook’s festering thoughts. In his honor, Rook again sets aside the ick. But still, it was there.
#I love how the consolation to the ‘it’s our fault’ option is ‘the world would have drowned in demons if not for you’#we don’t know what that looks like#how worse would it really have been#but I guess that’s the thing#there’s no good answer#the escape of the gods was an accident#if they had known that would happen how would their actions have changed#rook#datv spoilers#dragon age the veilguard#Veilguard
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Tw: su1 idea ig
DAE go to sleep fantasizing about Armand just coming into their house and slowly killing them? As if lulling them to sleep? Yeah.
#iwtv#interview with the vampire#armand iwtv#armand#amc iwtv#i just#really really really#sometimes#want#armand the vampire#to actually murder me.#smother me while im asleep#drown me in louis' swimming pool#make it look like an accident#and let my family find my body#so they can grieve#or don't idc#it would just be sooooo easy#please#sh#$elf h4rm#tw sui ideation
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Turns out a Coral Crown is also a type of narcissus flower. I can totally see Narcissus overhearing Scylla's song look at his reflection and squeal, "This song is about us!!!".
#hades 2#hades 2 spoilers#narcissus hades#since it’s a song where a woman tells a man to drown himself#and in some versions of his myth he did drown himself in agony and another by accident i think#narcissus wouldn't be completely wrong to connect with the song#just not completely accurate which is expected at this point
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i had hoped my first time spending nights at the hospital since 1998 would be the bottom surgery but noooo
frickin inflamed vestibular nerve
#weh#got a new experience out of it though; calling 112 (the emergency number)#only been around when others did before (when i almost drowned in 1998 and a car accident in 2015)
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I changed the name of this character but only after I drew this, so please ignore the name written here (I literally forgot Shelly De Killer existed my bad)
Also another little goober I made for this AU
#Shelly de killer I am so sorry I accidentally stole your name#the whispering lure#<- might change that to the whispering seal#professor layton#pl vs pw#ace attorney#Anyways. He wants that evil lake so bad it makes him look stupid#xolmumbles#Marigold activating my non existent maternal instincts on accident is hilarious considering what happens to her repeatedly#Also the 'He's not insane! He's my friend! Stop it!' Is totally not foreshadowing don't worry about it :)#Cough anyways god forbid a woman do anything (Casually imply they're going to drown a lawyer)#Also also don't worry about why Marie doesn't mention Luke when she says that's wrong haha not like that matters#Marigold Nori#Miss Poisson
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Beginning of Lemon Gen // Previous // Next
#the twins aged up!#they're so adorable#seems like iliana's got her mother's skin while eirian's got her mother's hair color#but they both have their father's gray eyes!!#unfortunately the day they aged up#sol's aunt bu-yeon died#she did manage to travel around the world like her brother#but she drowned in a cruising accident#nsb lemon#generation 3 lemon#arcoberry legacy#ts4 story#ts4 legacy#sims 4 legacy#not so berry#sims 4#ts4 not so berry
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HEY

look at my creature :D
#just me hi#my creature#look at it#it's a kalanchoe but i'm not 100% what kind bc i'm p sure they mislabeled it at the lowe's + it's a bit too busted to figure from pics lol#i love it thoughhhhh look at my little guy !!! :D#saw it while looking at the succulents and it's little animal-like form captivated me jfvshfk#i was carrying it with me the whole time and almost took it with me into another store LMAO#also there was this kid at the checkout who walked up to me + pointed at my creature and said 'i like your plant :)' like hell yea dude thi#thing does slap !!!#/i'm gonna try to be real careful abt the watering cuz i don't wanna kill it by accident....#i shoulda gotten a new pot while i was there but i was so enamored with the idea of my creature that for a moment i lived in a world where#pots didn't exist HJFVS#/it’s got this leaf on the bottom - you can see it in the upper center of the plant - that looks like it's gone bad to some degree and i'm#thinking i might remove it#it's just that this Does feel like an animal to me so i feel bad being rough with it Jfvdhdjfjjs :')#/lots of things to do and think abt - i have to get the right soil and the right pot and the right amount of sunlight for it and i'm a bit#worried abt sunlight too bc what if it gets blasted by the insane morning sun?? or doesn't get enough and just dies from lack of blastage#i can't ask my siblings to move it while i'm gone they'll forget ;w; jfbdjfk#/for NOW though i gotta worry abt watering + pot + well-draining soil so#i've got three guys in there and they were insanely dry but that mighta been healthy for them so i'm not toooo worried abt that :)#i don't wanna swing in the opposite direction drown them though Lmao-#/anyway YEAH. my CREATURE 🎉💥💥‼️#//edit: also edited photo cuz the bg is messy n there's no sunlight now for another photo jfhdbfj 👍
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it’s rich that spotify has an option to have “AI” create your playlist for you… as if AI could properly curate THIS

#the water in the playlist was also arguably an accident#basically i’ve been gathering songs for these two characters that i do NOT think should be together romantically#and who have fucking nothing to do with water#and yet all the songs i associate them are water-related and most have some level of romantic implication#sorry i think that one of them would drown everyone in the vicinity out of love for the other one… like it’s MY fault#i’m not going to actively participate in this fandom#but if i WAS i would be sooooooo fucking annoying#i’d keep talking about Them in terms of floods and rivers and people would be like what the fuck are you talking about#sorry for understanding them on such a deep and profound level 😔😔 it’s a heavy burden…#all of these songs are tmg songs btw#bc this is an offshoot of my tmg playlist for the entire show#if anyone has any crazy water-related tmg song recommendations please let me know and i will assess them#(yes - the water song is already on there)#(i can’t put water song ii on there bc it’s not on Spotify - but it’s there in my heart)#[REDacted]
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WHY ISNT THERE A SILENT AGE FANDOM HERE LOOK AT MY BOIS (ignore the persian writings)
Fun fact: this is the first time I've ever drawn nostrils
#art#fanart#tsa#the silent age#tsa frank#that other didnt have a name i guess#frank my beloved#i played the game like back in 2016#found it again on accident#drowned in a flood of nostalgia#holy shit
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Din Djarin's most confusing mystery
#He clearly learned how to dive but...#the lessons didn't cover the ''in water'' part#One near-drowning is an accident#two near-drownings is a curious coincidence#but please don't make a third to confirm the pattern#Keep that boy on Tatooine for his own safety#din djarin#the mandalorian
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