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Allright, I'm doing DROW SMASH OR PASS, Legend of Drizzt and Waf of the Spider Queen characters. I've seen this back in the tags and I want to play.
Drizzt Do'Urden - PASS - idk, he's not really my type, and he's just a little bit boring. It would also feel wrong somehow, and I don't know how to explain it. I mean... I wouldn't say no if he asked, but Cattie-Brie would have to be dead and I'd probably ask if he's sure like 10x.
Jarlaxle Baenre - SITUATIONAL - Don't get me wrong, he's lovely, but his personality is too close to mine, and there isn't enough air in one room for the both of us. But get me drunk, and I'd do it for sure.
Gromph Baenre - SMASH - Slamming the smash button until it breaks. If you know me at all you know I'm in love with this pathetic wizard man. He is both brilliant and stupid, and just the right amount of sarcastic, arrogant, sad, and pathetic. I would marry him. He wouldn't get a moment of peace because I'd be trying to entice him into bed 24/7. It's like he was written specifically for me to fall in love with. When he went missing in WOTSQ, I would have turned the city to rubble and made the rivers run red with blood looking for him. I know Cattie-Brie was pissy about the suggestive fantasies he put in her head with psionics, but I would literally learn psionics just to play a game of horny thoughts tag all day.
Zaknafein Do'Urden - SITUATIONAL - a bit too self righteous for my taste, and I think I'd probably get on his nerves. But I'd never turn down that legendary dick if I had a few shots in me. He's got some anger issues I'd prefer to steer clear of.
Kimmuriel Oblodra - PASS - I just don't think he'd be into it. I would also be incredibly uncomfortable with him having that much access to my thoughts. Unless, of course, he's into the wild fantasies that my brain cooks up...and in that case... we might turn this into a smash.
Rai'gy Bondalek - PASS - Strong possibility that he'd just make me self conscious. He's certainly intriguing, but he'd hate me for sure.
Dinin Do'Urden - SMASH - Dinin, my love. I would scoop him up and take him to a cottage in the woods and make sure his belly is full and his balls are empty and have all of his babies. I would brutally torture and maim anyone who ever dared to hurt him. I would burn cities to ash and end bloodlines for him. Dinin deserves so much better. I'm desperate for more Dinin, especially after the events of Lolth’s Warrior.
Rizzen Do'Urden - SMASH - I'd keep him as a pet. What malice did to him is unforgivable.
Nalfein Do'Urden - SMASH - I don't even know why other than he's pathetic in thre way that I like.
Beniago Baenre - SMASH - He's adorable. I would insist on him in his natural drow form, however. I bet he's a good lover too. In One Eyed Jax, Jarlaxle teases him a bit because he's definitely into human women. He smart, personable, and he definitely knows how to please a woman.
Braelin Janquay - SMASH - He deserves everything. I find him irresistibly adorable. He's spent more of his life outside of Menzoberranzan than in and has a pretty strong disdain for Lolthian culture. He is smart and clever and Jarlaxle adores him. Braelin has also suffered a lot and remains so loyal to Jarlaxle. Everything about him is attractive to me. He has quickly rocketed to my 3rd favorite, with Gromph as my #1 and Dinin as a very close #2.
Valas Hune - SMASH - I feel like we might genuinely get along. He'd be good to go camping with somewhere far from everyone else. I really thrive with one on one interactions, especially someone who needs personal space too.
Ravel Xorlarrin - SMASH- I have amended this to smash. He has grown on me considerably. He's clever and not easily intimidated. I respect that.
Brack'thal Xorlarrin - SMASH - Ok, I know he's only in one book (Charon's Claw) but he checks all of the "he's pathetic and tragic in all the right ways" boxes. His whole story makes me want to swoop him up and carry him off. Charon's Claw starts off so strong with him being kicked around that I just immediately wanted to protect him. His whole story just has me in a grip. It's really a shame we only got one book of him.
Tiago Baenre - HARD PASS - Fuck no. No way. I mean maybe if it gave me the opportunity to cut his throat, then I would make that sacrifice. He's the only irredeemable fuck face I can't find anything to like about. I'd kick him in the nuts.
Dantrag Baenre - SMASH - He definitely knows how to fuck. He's big too, which would be extra fun. I also have a weakness for Baenre boys.
Berg'inyon Baenre - SMASH - He seems like he'd know what he's doing, and if he didn't, he'd learn real quick.
Pharaun Mizzrym - SMASH - Let me be clear... I would not trust him at all. But come on, you know that sex has to be amazing. He knows what he's doing, is so good that he's an arrogant shit about it, and you'll definitely have a lot of orgasms. You know your legs won't work for a week after. There's a reason he's such a pain in Gromp's ass and it's because he's a wildly competent shitass.
Ryld Argith - MAYBE - He's just so practical it hurts. He also just doesn't seem to care that much about anyone other than Pharaun.
Nimor Imphrazel - SMASH - Half drow half dragon rabble rouser? Absolutely sign me the fuck up.
Allright. I'm not sure if I've missed anyone.
Tagging @vspin, @grandma-kei, @drizztdohurtin, and anyone else who wants to play. Feel free just to do the ones you know or add to it. I know I just did dudes.
#drow#the legend of drizzt#drizzt do'urden#jarlaxle#gromph baerne#zaknafein do'urden#kimmuriel oblodra#rai guy bondalek#dinin do'urden#nalfein do'urden#rizzen do'urden#beniago baenre#braelin janquay#valas hune#ravel xorlarrin#brack'thal xorlarrin#tiago baenre#dantrag baenre#berg'inyon baenre#pharaun mizzrym#ryld argith#nimor Imphrazel#drow smash or pass
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Everyone is doing drow smash or pass, so now it's my turn.
(Note: I am assuming that by smash we mean a no-strings bang of some sort and am answering accordingly. My answers for dating these assholes would be very different.)
JARLAXLE - AUTO SMASH - The man, the myth, the legend. He's an extremely good-looking older man, with plenty of experience, and a taste for the dramatic. He'd show me an amazing time and I bet I could convince him to do some delightfully sexy roleplay. Smash, smash, smash.
KIMMURIEL - SMASH - Sure, the man has big demi energy but like... if we made it as far as bed, we're probably pretty chill with each other. Also, like, he's got telekinesis. (Plus high chance of a threesome with Jarlaxle.)
RAI'GY - CONDITIONAL SMASH - Said condition being that Kimmuriel is there and is domming the fuck out of him while we bang. Look, we all have our kinks.
VALAS - SMASH - Quiet competency is underrated.
ZAKNAFEIN - SMASH - Would I enter into a long term relationship with Zaknafein? Not until he works out his issues. Would I have a one night stand? Oh hell yes. Dab'nay had no complaints, I can vibe with his desire to talk philosophy afterwards, and honestly after everything he went through with Malice, he's probably just happy to be with someone who cares about him enjoying things too.
BENIAGO - SMASH - The man is a lifestyle RPer and there's something delightful freaky about that. Plus, like @bramblepatch , I wanna know if the earrings stay on.
DRIZZT - PASS IF SOLO, SMASH WITH CATTI - I'm not going to be a homewrecker but I am up for a good threesome.
GROMPH - RELUCTANT SMASH - By all rights he should be an auto pass but he's got that Baenre unhinged motherfucker energy and while I would not want to be in an actual relationship with him, I'd probably do him once out of curiosity.
DININ - SMASH - From what I saw of him and Aleandra, it looks like they had a good time and honestly I've got a soft spot for him.
In conclusion, I am very weak to drow. (Or maybe just Bob Salvatore characters.)
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On the left, the shadowblade! Cursed elves, 4′7″-5′5″ (1.5-1.7 m) range, generally sadistic assholes due to thier goddess personally hunting and killing any good ones. However, exceptions do exist, and shadow blades are more likely than most to not be actively malicious. The shadowblade can summon a shadow demon, levitate, and teleport! They're spies and assassins, and actually much less likely to be an asshole than most drow. They're usually freelance assassins or actively foiling their patron diety's plans!
On the right, the frost salamander! Ice elementals that slip into our world sometimes to hunt and eat anything warm. Huge size, so somewhere in the 16-32 ft (4.9-9.8 m) range. They like burrowing into the ice to form massive caverns, rolling in ice (scratches their back), and eating sources of heat (from people to fire). Only surprising bit is that their intelligence is on par with the average orc, letting them catch people off guard with their wit!
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OC Smash or Pass
Omg @alwachart taged me (๑´ㅂ`๑) Rules: pretty self explanatory. include physical descriptions or pics, and propaganda. the “other” label can be used for “sexuality misalignment” (ie: oc is femme and you’re gay, vice versa or you aren’t into smashing but a specific thing you wanna do with them like perhaps hug or study them under a microscope idc).
Otto, bard & rogue
Stats
Height: 171 cm
Gender: male
Age: 207 yrs old (Seldarine Drow)
Pronouns: he/him
Sexuality: bisexual
Pros
He can find a common language with almost everyone
Attentive and caring
He has a good sense of humor
Easy to get along with
It is impossible to offend him
Can cook
Cons
Reckless
Can be rude and sarcastic when annoyed
Kleptomaniac
He wants to please everyone
He has a chameleon effect
A very good liar
I see that all my surroundings have been taged so I'm sorry @mist1e @catt0ratt0 @dark-and-kawaii
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OC Smash or Pass
Thanks for the tag @octarinecat!
Rules:
Include physical descriptions or pics, and propaganda. The “other” label can be used for “sexuality misalignment” (ie: oc is femme and you’re gay, vice versa or you aren’t into smashing but a specific thing you wanna do with them like perhaps hug or study them under a microscope idc).
Alakvyr, Drow Noble — Lolth Sworn Fighter, Cleric of Kelemvor, Penitent to Abdirak (Loviatar)
Stats:
Short King: 5’5”/165
Gender: Male
Sex: Cis
Pronouns: He/Him
Age: ~80
Sexuality: Pan
Pros:
Confident
Ambitious
Skilled fighter
Noble blood
Good heart
He does his best
Multitalented (has served several gods)
Ropebunny
Up for anything (in bed)
Cons:
Menzoberranzanan Drow/little bit racist
Cult indoctrinated (unlearning)
Selfish/self-centered (not in a bad way he’s just oblivious to the needs of others)
Not very cuddly
Brat
Requires a firm hand
No direction/no plan for future
Lost puppy energy
I’ll tag @ankhegs-in-my-salad, @m-u-n-c-h-y, @firlionemoontav, @dark-and-kawaii
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OC smash or pass game!
Thank you @miseryscrowned for the tag!
Meet Riana Ka'Lindri, my oldest DnD OC. And by far one of most detailed ones...
She's been to one base game (Neverwinter Nights) and two DLCs, and in each found a new girfriend. Just couldn't make up her mind! finally settled herself for a while with a hot tiefling merchant lady from the last DLC... But well she had some one-night stands. Had a soft spot for red-haired tieflings, but only after meeting and leaving that merchant, before they could reunite)
Thinks herself noble and good, but her found family includes some rogues and an ex-pirate.
Probably has mommy issues (she didn't know her mother well, was raised more by the community).
Can seem naive and idealistic.
Drow with traits of a stereotypical light elf. Even plays harp really well. Yet doesn't shoot arrows because...
Devoted Elistraee worshiper. Grew up in a forest Eilestraeean community (therefore bastard sword all the way. Imagine a petite girl who can swing a bastard sword rather skillfully!)
Nickname "violet". That's how I often call her myself because well she's such a violet, it suits her!
no pressure tag: @sheirukitriesfandom @bardcambion @catcas22
And anyone else who'd like to join!
#btw she's from DnD 3.5 not modern times#Neverwinter Nights#Made her in 00s but back then the story was way different (and she was in a tabletop campaign for a while)#current Riana is surely better than she was#tag game#smash or pass#dnd#dnd oc#oc: Riana#neverwinter nights 2#dungeons and dragons#dark elf#fantasy character#elf female#drow oc#dnd drow
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#baldur's gate 3#bg3#bg3 dream guardian#if I could have found a picture of her in the casual sexy outfit instead of the armor I would’ve used that instead#unfortunately nobody with the default drow guardian has taken the time to get there and post a screenshot I guess#bg3 dream visitor#dream guardian#dream visitor#we know it’s the emperor back there but it has been proven alternate appearances can change a vote#bg3 smash or pass#smash or pass#poll#baldurs gate 3#baldur’s gate 3#bgiii#baldur's gate iii#alt forms
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OC Smash or Pass
Thanks for the tag @dude-wheres-my-ankheg
Rules:
Include physical descriptions or pics, and propaganda. The “other” label can be used for “sexuality misalignment” (ie: oc is femme and you’re gay, vice versa or you aren’t into smashing but a specific thing you wanna do with them like perhaps hug or study them under a microscope idc).
Val'dran, Drow Assassin Rogue — Anxious Mercenary with Shadowy Secrets
Stats:
Height: 5’3"/160 cm
Gender: Male
Pronouns: He/Him/They
Age: 160
Sexuality: Demi Homo
Pros:
Kindly, if reserved about it
Curious
Physically affectionate when he likes you
Kitty >:3
Loyal enough to prioritise those he's loyal to over anything else
Clever
Prone to giving little gifts
Fond of bantering when he likes you
Cons:
Anxious
Can get impulsive when he's panicking
Uninterested in helping strangers without win
Secretive
Belongs to a ruthless mercenary organisation (Bregan D'aerthe) and won't hesitate to fulfill orders regardless of their morality
Part demon. Might accidentally murder you
Raised a noble drow, hasn't unlearned everything and thus doesn't have a very functioning sense of morality and ethics that fits with common surface society.
Manipulative
Tagging @olesmokes and @marbobar and anyone else who'd like to play!
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OC Smash or Pass
Tagged by @my-favourite-zhent, thank you so much lovely <33 her OC Izzy here!
No pressure tags: @beesht @nusaran @alpydk @grossjay @megs-98
@avani-telvanni
Rules: pretty self explanatory. include physical descriptions or pics, and propaganda. the “other” label can be used for “sexuality misalignment” (ie: oc is femme and you’re gay, vice versa or you aren’t into smashing but a specific thing you wanna do with them like perhaps hug or study them under a microscope idc).
Instead of Lorelei this time let's do this for the boy that broke her heart:
Athedrin - The Midnight Rogue
I cannot draw so all I have are the screenies
Emperor chose to appear to Lorelei as him. He could tell she was still very much hung up on him but didn't know more than that. The voice and face was there but he lacked Athedrin's charisma and Lorelei knew - that was just something who wore Athedrin's face.
QUICK FACTS
Height: 182 cm~
Age: 80 ~
Gender: Male
Pronouns: He/Him
Sexuality: Pansexual
PROS
Very good at disarming traps
Crafty, he can get himself in and out of any situation.
Persuasive and charismatic
A generous lover
He doesn't judge and will accept people as they are
Knows how to paint and is artistic.
CONS
Will seduce you, fuck you and then run away with your gold
Selfish and always self-serving
Liar and a coward, specially when it comes to feelings
Impulsive and will get defensive if you dig a little
Has superficial relationships, never gets too close
You can spend a year with him and still wonder who he is because he doesn't share his past.
#tag games#tag meme#oc smash or pass#smash or pass#I created his name by using the drow name tablea#It does mean midnight rogue
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I played a thrilling game of Smash or Pass: Drow Ver.. with @lawful-evil-novelist and here are my personal results:
Let's just forget the racism for now, my fellow ibliths
Jarlaxle - most likely Smash, but I'm paranoid he might leave me in the morning without saying anything, so we'd have to go on a date or two so I can gauge his interest and likelihood of him doing that
Kimmuriel - maybe Smash? I like him but he wouldn't like me, so we should go on a date or two so he can ease up and hopefully like me more. He will 100% hear the circus clown meme music playing on loop playing in my head on our date.
Rai'Guy - Pass. He naturally rubs me the wrong way and he's grumpy and not even in an amusing way to me personally.
Valas - Smash, I say as I immediately slam my hand on the buzzer that signals a Yes in this dating show I made up in my head.
Zaknafein - Smash. I get that he has a drinking problem and anger issues but I'm willing to look past that based on how much of a DILF he is.
Beniago - Smash. Seems one of the most friendly of Bregan D'aerthe and seems like a nice guy overall. He also seems entertaining without running the risk of being obnoxious like Jarlaxle.
Drizzt - respectful Pass. He's just not my type. He's a little too serious for my taste.
Gromph - possibly a Smash but he's on thin fucking ice. Probably one of the most insufferable but he's got that classy man appeal. He needs to take me on at least five dates and then I'll make my decision.
I left out some, ofc to make this fairly short. I invite @rukafais @kimmurielscryingmirror and anyone else they want to invite (if at all, I get some people have different sexualities and some do not wish to disclose publicly)
Please add more characters if you want
#drow#dnd#forgotten realms#beniago kurth#beniago baenre#jarlaxle baenre#kimmuriel oblodra#rai'guy bondalek#valas hune#zaknafein do'urden#drizzt do'urden#gromph baenre#smash or pass#my meme game#tag
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Art by @baldursghaik
Zhovae: Smash or Pass
Pros:
-Loyal bodyguard once trust is established
-Passive intimidation factor
-Fine with just existing and vibing, calming presence
-Always tells the truth
-Good listener
Cons:
-Will kill if deems you a threat
-Paranoid af
-Bad at showing emotion
-Hard to get in the sack
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just saw the du drows cock head in art and what the hell happened to it. was it orin or what?
Nope! Done it himself. He had a "hissy fit" at some point as a bhaalspawn and basically decided he wanted to, erm, take his genitalia out of the equation. Not remove it, but make it non-functional.
He also enjoys receiving pain under the right circunstances, and as he would go on to learn from this very experience, those were NOT the right circumstances. He only got as far as you saw in the art before passing out and Sceleritas had to come to the rescue; stop the bleeding, patch him up, maybe give him a couple of stern words the likes he hadn't since DU drow was a teenager - he probably got flung into a wall and smashed like a bug for it as soon as DU was able to see straight again.
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Uh, I personally did the game like dating stuff and did not think about sex. But honestly. Who the fuck cares if someone would be good in bed while we are together much more out of bed. And when that someone has anger issues and violent episodes outside of bed, I cannot care about what he can do in bed. Abuse is sad but it's not an excuse for abusing others. He needs therapy.
And Rai'gy, yeah. This shows that Kimmuriel has very fucked up taste, or he had very fucked up taste when he was in the middle of grieving his family, which was the only one community, he was truly accepted. This is kind of a vulnerable phase in one's life, think of how many ppl accepted a relationship while they were grieving, despite they would refuse it in an another phase of their life. I think we could not blame Kimmuriel for this choice but I'm pretty sure he would not choose that asshole while having a healthy and happier/calmer phase of his life. He needs therapy too.
So there's another proof that this whole bunch of drow is fucked up and they all need therapy.
i like how people doing the smash/pass drow game on my dash are like “hard pass on zaknafein, he’s got anger issues” because like, that’s true! but also the dude kinda sorta melts like summer snow when someone is gentle to him in bed and probably also has a massive complex about being even mildly rough due to prior abuse.
Like don’t get me wrong I think passing is totally fair, but more because you’d have to untangle his mile long intimacy issues first and also you’d have to deal with him going on philosophical tangents post-sex.
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Fuck it lets do this one early because I'm excited. A battle of the classics! On the left is the orc! 6 ft (1.8 m) tall and naturally beefy, enhanced by a love of fighting and wrestling. 5e orcs are either green or greyish blue depending on the setting/location, this one being grey. Come on, I don't need to sell you on the ORC. You knew your answer before I asked the question.
The average drow is a 5 foot (1.5 m) cursed elf that's cartoonishly evil to the point of parody. That's not actually innate, their goddess just personally has the good ones killed and tries to manipulate/torment them to be even more evil. So there are actually nice ones, but the average drow that actually survives to adulthood is going to be sadistic and dominant. Primed and ready if you're into manipulation and being used!
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I might maybe possibly be thinking of a modern fantasy apartment AU with the main crew. All of them being stupid ass magical roommates without tadpoles...Just letting them be happy.
Also my Tav is in there because...yeah. His name is Silk and he is such a silly guy ridden with the 'tism. Drow Warlock who sees the good in everything... Such a...A yeah...
Little notes i've been conjuring about this...
Gale and Wyll made a chore chart in the kitchen, with little magnets for each person. Astarion regularly will switch his magnet in the middle of the night just so he doesn't have to do the fucking dishes and EVERYBODY knows besides Gale and Wyll. Wyll is on the fence about it, but Gale wholeheartedly believes when Astarion lies through his teeth about never having done it.
Karlach and Halsin go on grocery runs in the mornings. Karlach goes for the running part, while Halsin comes along for the run as well as to stop Karlach from buying the most horrendous shit. The one time she went alone very early in the houses lifespan, Karlach bought like 3 bags of go-gurt, about 50 dollars worth of cheap booze, and a big piece of raw steak to cook. She burnt said steak. But she's trying now, at least.
The team will take turns every now and then to get Astarion blood from themselves as it gives Astarion a lot more energy then normal settling blood. BUT they do have "blood bags" that they set up in the kitchen fridge whenever they know nobody with the right blood is gonna be available to give him blood if he needs it. They TOTALLY get it by legal means and it TOTALLY doesn't melt Astarions heart that they try so hard to help him.
Silk finds a stray dog in the alleys of their building one day when they went out to work (they do freelance art with their magic for like startups, it's fun). After casting "speak with animals" they find out this dog, Scratch, is waiting for his owner to return. His owner was killed out by some gnoll gang downtown. When they come back from work later in the evening, they find Scratch again, still waiting. Long story short, Silk adopts scratch in their very strict "no pets" rule of an apartment. And don't get me STARTED on the owlbear cub. Lae'zel and Halsin were out, originally to get some spare lightbulbs and tools for the apartment and find the little critter getting chase by some goblins in some backalley parking lot. Lae'zel plans to ignore the thing, but Halsin assists the cub. Once done, they plan to leave, before the cub begins to follow them home. Halsin names the cub "Vauva" and Lae'zel soon becomes SO attached.
They have presentation nights, where everybody makes slideshows about literally anything. Last week, Gale made one about the conflicts of archmages and the idea of apprentices. Karlach then made a tier list on the worst monsters ever documented, Lae'zel helped with that one. Shadowheart made this whole discussion over her favorite and least favorite teas (she fuckin' hates green tea for like no reason). Wyll made one on Baldurs Gate history. Astarion made a smash or pass list of all of the political leaders in Baldurs Gate. Silk made a presentation on the weirdest underdark myths and rumors they have heard on their time above ground. Halsin presented (well more like persuaded) on getting a new herb for their kitchens row of herbs and spices set on the windowsill. They have too many and he got like 5 minutes of stand time before Karlach kicked him off.
Lae'zel hate-cleans when shes mad at somebody in the apartment. Basically, she cleans every room in the entire fucking apartment BESIDES any of said "victims" parts of the house. One time, she got into a fight with Shadowheart and threw all of the dirty laundry she had so carefully put into the laundry room back into her room just all over the fucking place. If shes calm though, the house is normally fairly clean under her and Wyll's watch. It's one of the only things they agree on.
Because every bg3 piece of content I make loops back to bloodweave, I think they would have a little reading time together. Like whenever everybody is settling down for the night and they are up for it, they take this lovely window seat couch/bed thing in Gales room and just take out a good bottle of wine and a book for each of them and just read until late. They originally did this separately, but when the two find themselves both in the living room at 2 in the morning reading, they decide in silent agreement to make it routine. They sometimes read in silence, other times just talking absently about anything. Shadowheart finds out first by coming in to Gales room late one night to return a book he lent to her to find the two both passed out, tucked away in the window, books still in hand before they accidentally passed out. Shadowheart then teases them with photos the morning after.
Karlach and Lae'zel both do these really intense shadowboxing exercises in Karlachs room whenever the two have freetime and enough energy to go through with it. It's a heated bitter rivalry in the eyes of the githyanki, but Karlach just loves a little workout with her friend! Lae'zel does enjoy the workouts, as she doesn't get many options to really let off ALL of her steam, even if she works at a gym as a personal trainer. She is constantly told shes a bit TOO rough with the clients so she has to "tone it down". So it's nice.
Astarion and Shadowheart have girls nights. Like they paint each others nails and watch like twilight together (ironically they get so heated at how wrong they get it. "Just another human writer writing about shit she doesn't get" is used a lot in their rewatches). They also talk about like...their feelings. But it's very sparse and done so by a copious amount of wine (wine with a heavy amount of blood on the side for Astarion). Both of them never got to have moments like this in their childhoods, of just pure calmness and domestic childhood enjoyment, so they make due with what they can.
BY THE HELLS I JUST REALIZED I WROTE THIS MUCH. DAMN OKAY.
#baldurs gate three#baldurs gate au#bg3 modern fantasy au#origins apartment#bg3 astarion#bg3 karlach#bg3 gale#bg3 wyll#bg3 lae'zel#bg3 halsin#bg3 shadowheart#astarion ancunin#gale dekarios#karlach cliffgate#shadowheart#lae'zel#wyll ravengard#halsin#bloodweave#can you see im crazy about this?
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OC smash or pass
i was tagged by the lovely @communistfries @orangekittyenergy @togepies @rivensbane @tadpole-apocalypse @euryalex sorry it took me seven years to get to this 😬
Rules: pretty self explanatory. include physical descriptions or pics, and propaganda. the “other” label can be used for “sexuality misalignment” (ie: oc is femme and you’re gay, vice versa or you aren’t into smashing but a specific thing you wanna do with them like perhaps hug or study them under a microscope idc).
▬ Maleane
(i'm horrifically indecisive, so here you have a selection of pretty portraits and steamy shots to, uh.. stimulate your brain for the decision making!)
Quick Facts:
Height: 160cm (5'3)
Age: Early 100s (around the time of Above the Vaulted Sky, some 100 years after the game events)
Gender: Female
Pronouns: She/her
Sexuality: Bi/pan
Pros:
A talented sorcerer who can fly! That's fun!
She's pretty good at reading people and will make you hear whatever you want to hear.
Takes pride in being good at things, so you're in for a good time if she decides you're worthy of her talents.
I'm totally biased, but she's hot.
And smol (might be a pro or a con depending on what she's working with).
Since she's not always down for uh... penetrative action, Mal's mastered the art of using her hands (and words).
She's smart and resourceful and can fare well in most settings, be it out in the wilderness or in the middle of a city (except the Underdark, don't take her there).
Prefers to take a more passive/submissive role in bed, but only with those she trusts, otherwise doesn't mind taking on more of a dominant position. Often enjoys the power struggle and playfulness of it all.
Cons:
Drow (though she does try to pass as a moon elf for her own safety).
Can be cold and distant and uncaring.
An incredibly good liar.
Occasional pillow princess.
Can be pretty hard to please in bed.
Was raised by a former Lolth-sworn spy, so—despite growing up on the surface—has some leftover "classic" drow ideals and prejudices.
Is not averse to murder, just usually doesn't bother with the mess of it and whatever consequences may follow. But provoke her and it will not take her much to justify spilling your guts.
Because she grew up having so little, can be quite possessive of people and things.
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& anyone who wants to make this for their OCs ♥
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