#draco being draco

[goldandglittersblog]

Draco: *Eating breakfast* We must stop meeting like this.

Hermione: *Walking out of her bedroom* Maybe we would if you could just STOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE AND EATING ALL MY FOODS.

[panda-malfoy-93]

OMGGGG THIS IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!!! Honestly though I had a heart attack when ao3 was done but we survived it!!!

[amomorii]

Yule Ball, 1994

"Can we talk?"

[talyris]

Genderswap! Harry Potter

[basiatlu]

[daddiesdrarryy]

Narcissa: Draco, I see that you’ve returned from your honeymoon with Harry safely

Lucius: Did you consummate?

Draco: What? Father! Why would you ask that?

Lucius: Well if you two don’t consummate how will I get my grandchildren?

Draco: Father, we’re both men—

Lucius: I do not care for such trivial things! You will get back in your room with Potter right now and consummate until I get my grandchildren!

Draco: But we—

Lucius: And we want three!

Harry & Draco: …

[garforarts]

Happy late Halloween 🧛🏻

[crymsyy]

Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare

And oldie but a cutie <3

One of my first dramione fanarts when I read DMATMOOBIL - one of my absolute favvvv fics T_T

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[runningquill-art]

The end of my DMATMOOBIL journey.

756 hours average of work ⏳

148 memes 🤡

42 artworks 🎨

2 years of obsession 🗓️

1 story 💛

Thank you for sticking with me throughout this insane project!

[handledwithgloves]

“would you let these men into your home?

london police are on the lookout for two strange men impersonating as officers and inviting themselves into people’s homes. sources confirm that nobody has been harmed, nor has anything gone missing during these visits.”

[lunarlivs]

but with him there, everything else fades away

drarry doodles below the cut <333

[dramioneficrecommendations]

Just wanted to memorialise this moment in history when two of the three most kudos’ed HP fanfics on AO3 are Dramione.

[iamnmbr3]

JK Rowling: Harry Potter is 100% heterosexual.

Harry in book 6:

Meticulously catalogues Tom Riddle's evolving level of hotness in each memory he watches

Gets so distracted by seeing Draco Malfoy changing that he gets hit on the head by a piece of luggage

Is deeply horrified that large numbers of girls are interested in him, doesn't even consider dating any of them, and goes to great lengths to avoid them

[americanmoths]

extreme home makeover

“Your father deserves a second Dementor’s Kiss just for buying that piece-of-shit vase,” Harry says in hour six of an intense argument with Draco, when he’s exchanged his legitimate gripes for pettier weapons.

Draco huffs. “Confrigo.” The vase explodes.

Right on schedule: Hour six is usually when they stop fighting with words at all.

“Bombarda!” “Protego!” “Incendio! INCENDIO!”

The curtains catch on fire.

When Harry first started sleeping with Draco, Draco had matching houndstooth-patterned furniture. His ottoman had gone first, after Draco met Harry’s conventionally attractive (male) Auror partner. Then the love seat, because Harry learned Draco’s mother didn’t know they were dating. Then the couch and the coffee table and the chandelier, when Draco told Harry he loved him and Harry hadn’t immediately said it back.

“Fuck you! Those drapes were handmade and imported and—uh!” Harry pulls Draco against him, both of them breathing hard, their bodies ready for hour seven of the argument, when they always find more pleasurable uses for anger and adrenaline. But first:

“Your living room looks like a battlefield, and you don’t have much furniture left.” Harry says. “Move in with me?”

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for @drarrymicrofic prompt: inhale | on ao3

[basiatlu]

“When are you going to admit it, Potter?”

[wizardemotions]

pinterest showed me some screenshots of posts that gave me the concept for an au where both harry and ron are sorted slytherin & draco is just slightly less rude in the first book. i could go into why i think this makes a lot of sense for ron but i won't. i've affectionately dubbed them the platinum quartet in my head and they will not leave me the fuck alone