#draco being evil 😈

[garforprongs]

Happy late Halloween 🧛🏻

[saintsenara]

If you're feeling the violence, I'd love to hear your thoughts on 1, 8, 18 or 25 😈

thank you for the questions from the choose violence ask game, anon!

1. who is the character everyone gets wrong?

obviously, this is caveated with read and write and interpret characters how you want, but sirius, 100%.

and i'm not just referring to the womanising, prank-playing, "you're not serious?"/"yes, I am" version of fanon, but also the dark-aristocrat!sirius which has been created in many fics to counter this portrayal.

i find myself really not fond of a sirius who is, at any one time, one argument with dumbledore away from becoming a death eater; who finds himself saying "mudblood"; who feels more comfortable around characters like lucius malfoy than he does lily; and who would happily take a hereditary seat [not a thing!] on the same wizengamot that will later sentence him to azkaban without a trial.

yes, sirius undoubtedly had a lot to unlearn from his childhood, and i think we are absolutely supposed to suspect that this included blood-supremacist prejudice. yes, sirius' capacity for arrogance and cruelty and ruthlessness are very voldemort-ish characteristics. yes, the difficulty sirius has with reconciling the fact that many death eaters are his own flesh-and-blood is obvious in canon.

but once he made the choice to stand against voldemort his rejection of the world he came from was total. as long as he loves james - and he will always love james - there is nothing on earth that could drag him back.

[i'm also going to answer this by mentioning the concept everyone gets wrong, because this truly does annoy me: occlumency.]

contrary to what you see if you read any snape-centric pairing, occlumency is not the total shutting down of all emotion. it is controlling your emotions, under enormous mental pressure, to an extent which allows you to lie fluently. putting up occlumency walls/shields is not a thing - or, not a thing as fanon uses it - and snape is not a good occlumens because he's emotionally repressed, he's a good occlumens because he's petty.

8. what is a common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about?

there is not a single soul on earth incapable of redemption.

i do not want to see another 1000-note tumblr post or 500-comment reddit circlejerk about how malfoy or snape or whoever you want to choose is irredeemable; that their crimes are so heinous there is never any space - in canon or fanon - for them to be forgiven.

the harry potter series is not morally spotless by any means, but one thing it does - in my opinion - do right is highlight the complex and combined power of failure, grief, regret, atonement, and forgiveness, and how this is a weapon in the face of hatred, rage, and arrogance.

and it's an important lesson! at some point in all of our lives we will fuck up badly - maybe even to the extent of joining a terrorist group intent on murdering our peers [i come from northern ireland, i've seen it happen; and this is in "peacetime", when the lure of the paramilitaries is a fraction as strong as it was during the troubles] - and we will long to be forgiven. and we will deserve it.

to be human is to have access to the fragile, beautiful possibility of atonement. even if you're as much of a knob as draco malfoy.

18: it's absolutely criminal that the fandom has been sleeping on...

the fact that hagrid is a death eater.

i'm being facetious here, but i would love to see more fics which explore the idea that hagrid's deranged buffoonery is all an act, allowing one of the most evil men in history to operate under dumbledore's nose.

"he is at hogwarts, that faithful servant". so true, my lord, and he's teaching care of magical creatures.

25: what is a common fandom complaint that you're sick of hearing?

this is a call-out post for myself, because i complain about this all the time, which is petty and boring and i need to get the fuck over it.

yes, ideally stories will be britpicked, but, in the grand scheme of things, americanisms etc. don't matter.

we are all just having fun writing our little stories and drawing our little pictures and offering them, tentatively, to the world. we are creating something free in a society increasingly hostile to such things. we are finding community. we all deserve to be proud of what we've done, even if we don't understand how london geography operates or we think ron's slamming down a stack of pancakes and a 20oz soda every morning, and brits whinging about sweater v jumper or mum v mom [anyway, real ones know you call her your mam] doesn't contribute to that and should be avoided.

[other answers from this ask game]

[ellorypurebloodculture]

EVIL AUTHOR DAY!

So, for those who don't know, Evil Author Day is a yearly event that takes place on 15 February.

It's an opportunity for authors to be a little bit (or a lotta bit) evil by sharing snippets from WIPs, idea files, etc., with the understanding that there is NO GUARANTEE WHATSOEVER that these stories will ever be completed.

Seriously, read at your own risk!

😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

1. Working Title: Probably a Line From a Poem, Not Poe, It's Too Angsy

Pairing: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy

Harry Potter shifted into his Animagus form with a smirk on his face. It became wily and menacing as he sprouted a muzzle with ebony fur and needle-like teeth. With a nudge of his snout against the emerald and platinum collar on the floor, it magically appeared around his neck.

His boyfriend, while a right prat and a total snob, was the best.

Of all the places his friends, Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger in particular, would look for him when he was missing -- was it really too much to ask for a few hours to himself without being interrogated about his whereabouts?! -- they were never going to check to see if he was hanging out with the Slytherins.

To be fair, they didn't have all the information.

He hadn't told them that Sirius had taught him the Animagus Transformation. And, obviously, he hadn't told them he was dating Draco Malfoy either.

It didn't have a single thing to do with him being ashamed of dating a Slytherin. Harry wasn't ashamed. Harry was a Slytherin. He was just hiding out in the lion's tower, like a snake in lion hide.

What he wasn't okay with was the furor that would result if his relationship got out. Harry was sick and tired of being on the cover of every publication in the wizarding world.

Him being in a committed relationship with a pureblood heir, a Malfoy, the son of Voldemort's Right Hand? Yeah, no. He'd pass on that thanks.

Just imagining the headlines made him nauseous.

2. Working Title: Probably Shakespeare in the End

Pairing: Viktor Krum/Harry Potter

"Er, thanks," Harry said, baffled.

He wasn't used to people supporting him. Well, people that weren't Hermione or Ron Weasley. So he wasn't quite sure how to react to Krum saying that Harry belonged on his own merits.

"You're velcome," Viktor said.

At the exact same time, Barty Crouch's voice rose high enough to drown out everyone else. "There's nothing for it! The contract is magically binding. Potter must compete."

Harry didn't understand why his stomach sank to his toes at the words. He had known they wouldn't do anything. Adults never did, did they? They were rubbish. When had an adult ever stopped these hellacious nightmares adventures that kept appearing in his life one after the other?

Some days, Harry wished he had never gotten that first letter, which set everything into motion. Sometimes, he wished that Rubeus Hagrid had never found him on that tiny island in a storm, never placed yet another Hogwarts letter in his hands.

Some days, the words, "Yer a wizard, Harry," gave him waking nightmares.

As much as life with the Dursleys was awful, at least he had never killed anyone there, or nearly been killed, or nearly lost his soul.

3. Working Title: In Which We Make Harry and Blaise Love Each Other Because We Can

Pairing: Harry Potter/Female Blaise Zabini

"One would think that even you would have better taste than this," a voice Harry couldn't quite place said.

He spun around on the piano bench, wand brandished. The war ended only a few months ago; his instincts and reactions were still on a hair-trigger. For Merlin's sake, he pulled his wand on Neville a few days ago.

Neville learned how to walk quietly during the time he spent in a castle ruled by Death Eaters masquerading as professors. And Harry learned that quiet footsteps were usually someone attempting to sneak up on him during the year he was on the run.

Blaise Zabini rolled her dark eyes at Harry's wand as if Harry was being histrionic. The shadows in the room lent an even darker shade to her skin than normal.

But for all the disdain in Blaise's voice, there was none to see on her face. If anything, she looked bored.

"What are you doing here, Zabini?"

4. Working Title: Let's Be Real, It'll Probably Be Shakespeare or Poe

Pairing: Undecided

"Kriff," Anakin Skywalker hisses as he fights the controls of his shuttle. If he crashes again, it'll be the third time in the past two months and Obi-Wan Kenobi will never let him live it down.

R2-D2 beeps warningly behind him.

"I know, R2, I see it!" Anakin says, doing his best to keep the shuttle from crashing into the side of the mountain on ... whatever planet's gravitational field he got sucked into after the Separatists got in a lucky shot.

The trees are purple, the clouds are green, and it's only the sight of animals fleeing that gives him hope the atmosphere will be breathable for humans and near-humans.

"Gener--" Captain Rex's voice comes over the comm, staticky and broken. "--walker."

"You're breaking up, Rex!" Anakin says.

He hauls in the controls and breathes a sigh of relief when the shuttle scrapes against the mountain with a loud screeching sound. At least the hull hasn't been compromised. That would--

Something hits the right engine. The shuttle spins out of control.

He sees a massive lake of yellow water through the purple trees, wraps himself and R2-D2 in the Force to protect them as much as possible, and then slams into the ground.

He blacks out moments later.

5. Working Title: I Never Have a Clue Until It's Over

Pairing: None, Batfam genfic

"No comment," Dick replied, not even glancing up from his phone.

Ah, the conversation hadn't gone particularly well, it seemed. Either that, or Jason had asked Dick not to share whatever his response was. It was difficult to keep from pressing, but Bruce managed it. It might have taken years, but he had finally reached a good balance between knowing everything about his children and allowing them privacy at the same time.

"Is it over yet?" Tim asked, staring out the window.

"Not unless you have a time travel device in those trousers, Timmy," Dick teased.

Bruce frowned when Dick and Tim turned to face each other, a mischievous look in their eyes. "No, we're not using a time travel device to skip past the auction," Bruce admonished.

Tim huffed.

"Killjoy," Dick muttered.

6. Working Title: "Can We Just Agree That This Never Happened?"

Pairing: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy

Harry Potter almost fell from his Firebolt to the Quidditch Pitch below, he was so stunned. Had that ... had that really just happened? It couldn't possibly be real, could it? Because if it was, that meant--

He wiped the sleeve of his Quidditch robes across his glasses, even though they were perfectly clear, no smudges of any kind. It wasn't raining or snowing or overcast. In fact, the sun was bright in the sky from where it had broken the horizon about half an hour past.

"Merlin," Draco Malfoy said, looking just as stunned as Harry felt. "Did I--?"

Harry stared at the Golden Snitch, which was in Malfoy's hand, from where he had grabbed it right before Harry could during their weekend Seeker's Match.

Malfoy had never beaten Harry to the Snitch before. Never. Not in the many, many official or unofficial matches where they had faced off against one another.

Harry blinked rapidly, licked his lower lip, and said, "Can we just agree that this never happened?"

7. Working Title: Feed the Spark, Save the World

Pairing: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski

”I swear if you tell me you don’t know what you want for dinner one more time, I will end this relationship right here and now!" Stiles Stilinski snarls as he stabs Derek Hale's irritatingly perfect pec with his breakable human finger.

He's grouchy and still sore from when the witch blasted him into a tree in the Preserve last week and he didn't sleep at all last night because he fell down the Wikipedia rabbit hole. He now knows how toilet paper is created and has learned how it can be used, in the right circumstances with certain ingredients, to make a cast, if absolutely necessary.

Derek frowns with the eyebrows of doom.

Stiles gasps. "Don't talk to me like that, Sourwolf!"

He's not in the mood for the drama of Beacon Hills. Can't they have one day of being teenagers without worrying they'll be murdered by the newest Big Bad?

That's all he wants. A day to relax and not have to worry or stress. A day to chill with his boyfriend and delude himself into believing that they don't live in a literal hellmouth.

Derek shrugs into his leather jacket, which emphasizes the breadth of his shoulders even more than the Henley does, and grabs his keys, head cocked to the side.

Stiles grins and chases after his Alpha with all the grace of Bambi when he first learned to walk.

"I knew you loved me!" Stiles sing-songs.

A milkshake and curly fries at the diner sound perfect.

8. Working Title: Frequent Kidnapping Promotion

Pairing: Megamind/Roxanne Ritchi

Roxanne Ritchi leaned closer to the mirror, double-checking her eyeliner. It had to be perfect, sharp and distinct and properly set so that it wouldn't smear when Minion pulled the bag off of her head. She really hoped it had been washed since her previous kidnapping. The smell was getting unbearable.

Satisfied, she used an extreme amount of hairspray on her short brown hair. The last thing she needed was for it to frizz and fluff everywhere when the bag came off. Especially since Megamind always broadcast his schemes across Metro City after taking over the news stations.

Roxanne was a reporter and she had an image to maintain. If that image involved primping and enough hairspray to make her a walking fire hazard, well ... that was beside the point.

"Oh! I almost forgot!" she said, rushing into her bedroom to snatch up her frequent kidnapping card. She couldn't forget that today. She was only one punch away from having an entirely full punch card, and the reward was something she always looked forward to: an entire day to explore in Megamind's Evil LairTM and play with his inventions.

Roxanne slid her frequent kidnapping card in her purse, which Minion always remembered to bring along when he kidnapped her, and took a last glance around her apartment.

"Keys. Purse. Cell phone," she muttered, double-checking. "I think that's everything."

She left her apartment with a swish of her lucky purple skirt. Other people might not have been able to figure out Megamind's pattern, claiming it was random and incomprehensible, but Roxanne always knew exactly when she would be kidnapped. It directly correlated to which stars and constellations were in the sky. It was almost embarrassing that no one else seemed to have figured it out.

Then again, she was an exceptional investigative journalist.

She stepped into the elevator and pressed the button for the ground floor, grinning when the doors opened to reveal a small blue cube on the floor where the doorman should be. Any second now--

Blackness ate Roxanne's vision.

9. Working Title: Pitch Black, The Nightmare King

Pairing: None, RotG genfic.

CW: Violence, dark imagery.

They didn't hear him. They didn't see him. They walked right past him as if he didn't exist.

He was a king.

The Nightmare King.

“I am your king!” Pitch Black roared.

There would be no forgiveness for their trespass; it didn’t matter that they couldn’t see him. It didn’t matter if the adults believed in him or not. That didn’t affect his powers in the slightest. There would be retribution for their crime.

“I wonder,” Pitch said, manifesting his scythe of black sand and shadows in his hand, “what nightmares blossom in the hellish pits of your minds.”

Pitch didn’t need to see his own grin to know it was macabre and nightmare-inducing on its own. After witnessing all the flinching and fleeing and gluttonously feeding on mortals’ fear back in the Dark Ages, when he ruled from the poles to the equator in every direction, Pitch knew exactly the effect his gaunt gray skin and black lips and razor sharp teeth created.

It was only mildly irritating that he wouldn’t get to see their reaction to his appearance.

As if it were a guillotine in his hands, Pitch swung his scythe through all three necks in one swipe. Then he laughed, the sound of rabid dogs filling the night air, as the men turned on one another with horrific screams and carved each other open, their insides spilling out like a rotten pumpkin.

10. Working Title: The Taste of Mud and Worms

Pairing: None, Batfam genfic

CW: Character is buried alive.

"He's having a flashback. Hood, answer us!" Nightwing says, voice buzzing in his ear. "What's the status on his trackers, Red?"

"I'm working on it. He changed the encryption again," Red Robin answers, voice tight.

Jason presses his hands against the lid of the coffin, nausea rising as he watches the satin lining wrinkle beneath his grip through wet eyes. Wood is firm and solid behind it. The coffin lid doesn't shift no matter how much desperate strength he puts behind it, adrenaline burning through him.

"No. Not again," Jason sobs, the lights on his helmet the only thing keeping the darkness from swallowing him whole.

Batman's voice is tense when he orders, "Red Hood, repor--!"

"Dad! Get me out! I'm sorry, okay? I'll stop killing people. Please, B, don't make me crawl out of my grave a second time. Please!" Jason begs, shaking so hard his teeth chatter.

There's a stunned silence on the comms before everyone starts yelling at once.

Jason can't focus on what they're saying, though.

His mouth tastes like mud and worms.

[myvaginacalledmehomo-blog]

In the afterlife:

James: fuck you reggie your perilous pal is messing with my son's boyfriend

Regulus: first of all he's MY NEPHEW and secondly they aren't dating

Lily: then why does your nephew bother and stalk harry like james used to with us?

Regulus: oh please liliana your son has got a loserboi crush on draco he's always staring, see

James: lol he's like when you fell for lily and me?

Regulus: did you just call me a los-

Lily: you just called your lovers' son that!

HBP timeline

Lily: ugh can't imagine my son's the stalker now

James: i can :)

Reggie and Lily: *glaring daggers* yeah we know

Regulus: oh look a mission from the dark lord? he sure is my nephew 0:)

Lily: you little shit your boss is the reason all of us are fucking dead

James: btw you think they'd date now hehe

Lily: harry literally almost killed draco?

James: *getting flashbacks of discovering his knife kink* ummm

DH timeline

Regulus: it's embarrassing how bad draco has for harry merlin look at him not identifying him as if he doesn't know those pretty eyes and hair

Lily: i'm pretty sure he's supporting the good side yk, unlike a certain someone

James: you think my hair are pretty 🥺

Lily: ugh look at that bitch going back to save draco from that deadly fire even i won't

James: bitch? you mean? our son? What do you mean you won't? Won't what lily-

Regulus: why do you think you died first idiot

James: i chose to sacrifice myself!

Lily: *getting flashbacks of pavloving james so he's ready to die to be used as a sacrifice for forbidden taboo blood magic so harry lives* 👀

Regulus: atleast i died for dramatic reasons

Lily: *getting flashbacks of using true evil psychological manipulation on regulus for years to fucking kill himself as soon as he finds voldie's dark magic if he's not on lily's side* (her one oopsie mistake was not considering that only few things were truly dark for regulus since other shit were play toys for children born in the family of Blacks) 🫶🏽

James: Look at him using draco's wand as if that ain't the gayest shit ever and he still has not once asked draco out

Regulus: THEY'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A WAR

Lily: fuck harry's half dead how to tell him to live

James and Regulus: *throwing dumbledore away* oh we know :)

J+R: oi harry

Harry: ...dad? regulus black? Sirius' brother ??

Regulus: don't waste time kid, if you wanna fuck my nephew you gotta live and kill baldie voldie

James: yeah go back don't die a virgin

Harry: uhhh draco.. I MEAN MALFOY haha why would i wanna-it's not like he likes me

James: our son is an idiot lily

Harry: mum's here too? Where-

Lily: *erupting out of nowhere* oi harry listen. draco told narcissa who told bellatrix who told reggie who told sirius who told james who told me that draco malfoy has a tat-

Regulus: it's a dragon tattoo on his chest.

Harry(coming back to life): hi🧍🏾strip for me

Draco who was giving mouth to mouth to harry to revive him: yumm dinner 🐍🩷😋

Lily: did he just listen to you for gay reasons?

Regulus: *getting flashbacks of making james and lily do nasty shit instantly after he seduced them with a lion and sun tattoo* 👀

James: *also getting aforementioned flashbacks of being regulus' whiny slave for a week to see those tattoos* ah memories 🤤

Lily: *also getting aforementioned flashbacks of praise pegging a not so shirtless regulus for a week to see those tattoos* yes memories 😈

Just remembered that Barty canonically turned Draco into a ferret. Name something more iconic.

[a-song-of-quill-and-feather]

I’m gonna be evil and ask all the odds for your HP OC 😈 enjoy my friend 💜💜💜

1. What is their blood status (pureblood, muggleborn, etc)? What are their thoughts on the concept of blood status?

Atlas is a pureblood, of the house of Black. He was raised very much by Walburga with the pure-blood ideology in mind. He doesn't question it really, mostly because he can't without some risk from Walburga. But he also doesn't really care about blood status.

Mostly because he's spent his whole life in the pureblood society and thinks most of them are pompous dicks and just doesn't like them.

3. Do they bring a pet to Hogwarts with them?

He does! He has an owl named Calypso.

5. What subject is their favorite at Hogwarts? Which is their least favorite? Is their favorite the same as their best subject?

His favorite subject is Transfiguration, being a very theory-based class which he enjoys. His least favorite is either Defense Against the Dark Arts purely because it’s rarely a well taught class (what with the constant changing of teachers every year) or Herbology because its just something doesn’t really care for much personally.

He is very good at Transfiguration, but his absolute best subject is potions even if he doesn’t care for it as much.

7. Do they earn more house points or do they lose more?

Honestly probably breaks pretty even, maybe loses a little more. He'll lose points for things like occasionally smart-ass comments. And more often just full skipping out on classes. But he also is smart, and occasionally will answers questions and thus earn points back that way.

9. Thoughts on Quidditch? Do they play? And if so what position do they play?

He likes quidditch, really enjoys flying, but he does not play on the quidditch team. Partly because he's not much for team sports, but also if he was going to play he'd want to be a seeker cause its the position he enjoys and thrives in, but in Slytherin Draco's pretty much secured that spot with money and while Atlas could certainly figure a way around that, he doesn't much care to put his energy into that.

11. What is their Patronus? What happy memory do the use to conjure it?

Atlas really struggles to produce a Patronus. It's not that he doesn't have happy memories, he just doesn't let himself have moments that are happy enough to produce what would be needed for a Patronus. He will probably get to the point where he can produce a Patronus though, eventually. But for a long time he's not able to.

If he could, or when he can, it would be an Eagle.

13. What does Amortentia smell like to them?

For Atlas, Amortentia would smell like old books, the ocean, and smoke.

15. If they needed it, what form would the Room of Requirement take for them?

A small private library, with a cozy spot to sit and a lot of books to read through.

17. What do they do/want to do after Hogwarts?

Atlas would to become an Unspeakable after Hogwarts. He finds it interesting and intriguing as a career path. And would honestly relish in both the research and learning as well as the more solitary aspect of it. Which he'd honestly do really well in, not being a big people person anyhow.

19. Which Unforgivable Curse would they hate to have used on them the most?

Imperio. He already sacrifices a lot his own choice for his grandmothers wishes and the expectation placed upon him. Having what free will he has left taken away would be the worst thing to him.

Send me a number + an HP oc

[entoman-created-by-the-tallgreys]

Chaos

Human's ....

There Destroying there Own World ....

there own city's there own Race/Family -

Human's are destroying them self's ???

Evey where you Look Humanity No Matter the Gender and No matter the age ... and No Matter where in the World thay Come from .... there all Destroying there own Race

there own World ... there own People ...

Thay are Siding with other race's aka animal's a Animal is a Under - Evolved Alien aka a Primordial and Basic Life form in the Universe -

and it's not just man kind ... Draco Kind are turning on there own Kind too ...

There going to be a Dragon War ... the Drake's are going to Destroy there Own Race -

As i Speak ... the Battle is Heating up ... right Now -

and Soon dragon's and reptilian Kind are going to be At each other throat ... Egg's will be destroyed ...

and even the spirit's of there dead will Haunt and ... destroy them, there Empire, is going to be Dead, there Resource "Human's" ...

and then ... it going to

Go Cold and die Out, Human's are going to be Gone and a Mass of other race's are going to be on this Awful World ... all the Crypidt's

and then a Brand New war will Sparked ... More Grave death and it might end in the earth being Cooked in this Super War ...

the fate of the universe draw's cold becuz of the dementor fog as it Drain's, The Last Bit of Life from it ... the Universe -

the Psychic Fog will Infect 100% all that Die soon, and thay Will Not be Able to Come back ... Once the fog Has Got you ... there is No Coming back -

the fog will Never give up ... what ever it really is ... Hint it's not a fog but a Super Psychic Vampire, and that not even the gist of it ???

Oh ! and the Earth can and Could get Dis-Lodged ... Casting into a wild orbit spinning threw Deep Space ... Destroying all life on it -

i Really Just Want to Ask before we Are all Doomed ... Why !? ... Why Did you the Gray's 👽 Give me Life again ... Why didn't you just Leave me in the Spirit world👻

i Was Already In a Deep Somber, and i didn't even Bother any one ... AT ALL !!!

Minding my Own Business ... Evil bastard's 😈😠

Oh ! And I looked over my kin - I Wanted to Make Sure thay Are, Ok - drifting in And Out ...

THAT'S IT !!!

[rei382]

B, F, I, R, X and Y

B: Any of your stories inspired by personal experience?

tbh, I think all of them are inspired by personal experiences, to a certain extent. However, ofc, some are more obvious ^^"

Don't Quit Your Day Job is based on me staying at a hotel casually looking for something in the drawer and stumbling upon a certain magazine. Though definitely did NOT look through, so there was no boss of mine there, nor the reactions XD

Happy Ending was written as my own attempt to rewrite a part of my history. I did not have the happy ending, tho.

I refuse to believe that, but my therapist claimed that The Wedding Date in a way was based on me, as well, and an attempt to handle the fact that my dad is an old fashioned....... yeah. Well. I did not bother coming out, nor did I ever have a fake relationship, nor was I pressured to get married, but whatever.

Anyway, those are the most "concrete" ones, but I do leave a piece of myself in each of my works.

F: Share a snippet from one of your favorite dialogue scenes you’ve written and explain why you’re proud of it.

Alright, I already talked about that 100% dialogue smut of mine XD So I'll have to find something else for this one! I think I'll go with my Erised piece, Wake Up And Smell The Coffee. It's Harry and Draco talking on what is their first date, and there was a tense moment of Draco learning about Harry's fucked up childhood. Harry tries to be all natural, commenting on the music Draco chose, but being completely off the mark. Draco used the opportunity to lighten the mood. I also, of course, mirrored this specific convo in the ending, with Draco being a tad suggestive :)

“I can’t be dating someone who cannot tell the difference between Laqora and Oraprix.”

Harry blinked. “Who?”

“Merlin, Potter! Did you spend your entire life living under a rock, or something?” he said, which made Harry frown. Malfoy let out a short laugh. “Don’t worry. By our third date you’ll be a bit more educated.”

Harry blinked again, but for a whole other reason. “Third date?”

“Why, yes. You didn’t think I was going to put out on the first date, did you?”

Heat spread through Harry’s cheeks. “I – I didn’t say anything about –”

“Relax,” Malfoy said, and tilted his glass to swirl the wine inside. He glanced at it, and then looked directly at Harry, and smirked. “I always put out on the first date.”

To be honest, it mostly made me laugh XD Draco likes being a hoe...

R: Are there any writers (fanfic or otherwise) you consider an influence?

Oh for sure!!! I know for a fact that Rhysenn had influenced me. Honestly, I'm not sure I would've gotten into slash fiction at all if it wasn't for their Irresistible Poison fic. Also... I'm pretty sure I was influenced by BeautifulFiction, UP2L8, and my Draco is influenced by The_Sinking_Ship's Draco, just a little bit. Though my Draco, as was established, is a hoe. 🙃

X: A character you enjoy making suffer.

Oh ho ho ho. Why. I like making them all suffer 😈😈😈

For real though, I think my favorite to torture is Ed. He just reacts to it in such an interesting way. Draco, too. I mean, it's evil. They've both been through so much already!!! They deserve only good things, and I sit here, putting them through hell.

But I (almost) always give them the happy ending they deserve. Hopefully that makes up for making them suffer so much.

(As for killing, I enjoy killing Lucius off. Like. A lot. As in almost always. I also have the tendency to kill off Alphonse. As a means to torture Ed, though.... it's so interesting to see what would've happened with him if it wasn't for Al.)

Y: A character you want to protect.

Funnily enough, the very same ones??? Though then I'll have to add to the list also Harry (I think he might be first place in the list honestly, that boy... God, he needs SOMEONE on his side), Pansy (she's too hilarious, honestly), Havoc (but some light-hearted fun doesn't hurt right?), Arthur Weasley, and... yeah okay I think everyone else are fair game. lol

How come Roy isn't on either of those lists? Weird. I like torturing him in a light-hearted way like making him find a single grey hair or something like that. That's sooooooo much fun.

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