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Rule #17: Male scientists are not permitted to wear a dress to formal events.
art by: @rabbitjaguar
#dos researchers#dr everheart#everheart amendment#researcher hart#researcher moore#researcher wylde#researcher skye#dr fargo#ask blog#ask ocs#ask#original character#oc art#own character
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O.W.C.A.'s Going Down vs. All the Convoluted Reasons We Pretend to be Divorced
#pnf#pnf songs#pnf songs tournament#phineas and ferb#pnf music#dwampyverse#poll#poll bracket#poll tournament#tournament poll#dwampyverse tournament#l.o.v.e. m.u.f.f.i.n.#love muffin#doofenshmirtz#heinz doofenshmirtz#dr diminutive#aloyse everheart elizabeth otto wolfgang hypatia gunther galen gary cooper von roddenstein#rodney#aloyse von roddenstein#phineas and ferb save summer#o.w.c.a.'s going down#other dimension heinz#other dimension charlene#charlene doofenshmirtz#tales from the resistance: back to the second dimension#all the convoluted reasons we pretend to be divorced
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I like the random dumb villain names in phineas & ferb
-Prof. Kevin Destructicon
-Dr. Diminutive
-Mitch (but some ppl call him Big Mitch)
-Prof. parenTHEsis
-Prof. bannister
-Dr. Bloodpudding
-Dr. Bringdown
-Dr. Killbot
-Dr. Bainbridge
-Prof. Mystery
-The Regurgitator
-Aloyse Everheart Elizabeth Otto Wolfgang Hypatia Gunther Galen Gary Cooper von Roddenstein
-Super super big doctor
#just me being dumb#phineas and ferb#also the org of evil scientists is literally called love muffin but#edit: also as someone pointed out i neglected to mention khaka peu peu#which means 'the strong fist' or 'that strong fist'
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Memorio Occultae, In Nubio Occultas- Intro post.
My first OC work!
Premise:
Dr. Adrian Everheart would himself say that he is one of the luckiest people in the world. A fulfilling career at a young age, a name that commands respect, a loving mother. What more, he would ask with a smile, would a man want?
Nothing more. And yet, as time goes by, all the happiness in his life seems to be slipping away, lost in the ghosts of the past.
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Characters:
Dr. Adrian Everheart: A budding neuropsychiatrist, specialised in geriatric psychiatry. 27 years of age.
Ms. Alazne Everheart: Adrian’s beloved mother, a writer. 60 years of age.
Dr. James Sinclair: Adrian’s mentor. 53 years of age.
Dr. Marissa Greengrass: An esteemed older colleague of James and Adrian. 68 years of age. Credit to @dreamer-in-sleep for this lady’s name!
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Trigger Warnings:
Please pay attention to this list.
Mentions and depictions of dementia.
Confused/disoriented character
Heavy emotional distress (character breaking down/panicking)
Loss of memories/identity
Please do not interact with this fic if such topics are your squick.
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Taglist: @dreamer-in-sleep
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#fic: memorio occultae in nubio occultas#ch: adrian everheart#oc work#my ocs#archer writes#nila writes#tw: dementia#tw: emotional distress
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My version of @pmpknsoup’s post again, smaller and simpler.
This could be either a short like the ones from Volumes 4-6 so that Volume 10 can focus on the story, or something an episode of Volume 10 would include, but fade to the biggest interesting parts of Ruby’s explanation and not spend too much time on it so as to keep the plot moving.
INT. THEODORE’S OFFICE IN SHADE ACADEMY - EARLY EVENING
When Ruby apologizes for how long it’s taken to reveal where they’ve been.
When Ruby reveals that The Girl Who Fell Through the World is real, everyone is confused.
When Ruby recites the story of Penny she told to the toy soldiers, the gang, especially Winter and Pietro, grows emotional.
When Ruby reveals that the Curious Cat saved them from being beheaded, everyone grows interested.
When Ruby mentions being drugged by the Herbalist and almost giving into her past self, the group ranges from confused to nervous.
When Ruby talks about Ascension, such a concept catches the interest of the gang.
When Ruby reveals that Neo fell into the Ever After with them, too, Ren, Nora, Oscar, and Emerald grow worried.
When Ruby reveals that a grown-up Jaune with long hair and a beard was the Rusted Knight, everyone jumps back in shock.
When Ruby talks about the “punderstorm” and reveals that Yang and Blake are now girlfriends, everyone’s hearts melt.
When Ruby reveals that Jaune had been unhealthily protecting the Paper Pleasers and named them after everyone there, not a word is spoken as everyone exchanges concerned and uncomfortable looks with each other.
When Ruby talks about the Paper Pleasers offing themselves by drowning in the koi pond dam, then her blowing up at the others, everyone leans in anxiously…
…while Weiss, Blake, Yang, and Jaune share looks of guilt.
When Ruby reveals that Neo made clone illusions of their dead allies and beat her up with them, then gave in and drank the poison tea, everyone regards Ruby sorrowfully.
When Ruby reveals that Summer lied to them and left with Raven before never returning, then Raven cracks about how she told Summer, “First time for everything,” the gang gives her a look.
When Ruby reveals that she decided to be herself, came back, and helped the girls beat the Cat, everyone cheers for them.
When Ruby reveals that Neo used the Jabberwalkers to eat the Cat, everyone is shocked again.
When Ruby shares the Brother Gods’ backstory, and Nora jokes that the Tree was their mom and kicked them out for misbehaving, the gang can’t resist growing hysterical.
When Ruby announces that she’s not giving up the fight to save the world anytime soon and gives her speech, the gang congratulates her.
Starring the voices of:
Lindsay Jones as Ruby Rose
Cristina Vee as Robyn Hill
Aaron Dismuke as Oscar Pine
Kara Eberle as Weiss Schnee
Katie Newville as Emerald Sustrai
Caiti Ward as Velvet Scarlatina
Barbara Dunkelman as Yang Xiao Long
Samantha Ireland as Nora Valkyrie
Neath Oum as Lie Ren
Burnie Burns as Taiyang Xiao Long
Jason Liebrecht as Qrow Branwen
Anna Hullum as Raven Branwen
Howard Wang as Whitley Schnee
Arryn Zech as Blake Belladonna
Miles Luna as Jaune Arc
Tara Platt as Kali Belladonna
Anairis Quiñones as Harriet Bree
Michael Jones as Sun Wukong
Dawn M. Bennett as Elm Ederne
Shannon McCormick as Professor Ozpin
Additional Voices (no individual lines, but can be heard chattering, sobbing, gasping, cheering, laughing, and exclaiming, “Ooh,” and “Aww”):
Sena Bryer as May Marigold
Ashley Burns as Coco Adel
Tiana Camacho as Glynda Goodwitch
Cam Clarke as Bartholomew Oobleck
Michele Everheart as Fiona Thyme
Dave Fennoy as Dr. Pietro Polendina
Gavin Free as Scarlet David
Caitlin Glass as Willow Schnee
Mick Lauer as Marrow Amin
Cherami Leigh as Ilia Amitola
Marissa Lenti as Joanna Greenleaf
Joe MacDonald as Yatsuhashi Daichi
Aaron Marquis as Nolan Porfirio
Elizabeth Maxwell as Winter Schnee
Max Mittelman as Fox Alistair
Josh Ornelas as Sage Ayana
Anthony Sardinha as Peter Port
Kerry Shawcross as Neptune Vasilias
Keith Silverstein as Professor Theodore
Melissa Sternenberg as Maria Calavera
J. Michael Tatum as Klein Sieben
Kent Williams as Ghira Belladonna
Anne Yatco as Xanthe Rumpole
#rwby#rwby volume 10#greenlight volume 10#viz media#anti rwde#team rwby#team jnr#oscar pine#professor ozpin#emerald sustrai#team strq#zwei#ace ops#happy huntresses#schnee manor#team sssnn#team cfvy#pietro's pharmacy#ghira belladonna#kali belladonna#ilia amitola#beacon academy#shade academy#rosegarden#bumbleby#renora#jailbyrds#crosshares#pink spyglass
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How do I even put into words what happened last night.
tl;dr Trans Family Support Services Director of Operations reacted aggressively to criticism about the Executive Director being a cis woman, and threw a glass of water at Máni, the founder of Trans Pride in Huntsville Alabama.
The longer story is here under the cut.
Kathie Moehlig (Executive Director of TFSS) invited all of the organizers to a thank you dinner at a local brewery. Somehow the two people she removed from the project (myself and the ex committee chair) also ended up invited. We decided to go as moral support for Máni, who was planning on confronting Kathie about how planning this year had gone.
The dinner is tense and awkward for the most part. After an hour or so Kathie makes a small speech thanking everyone for their hard work and that TFSS is excited to start working on next year's pride event.
When she finished, Máni took that as an opportunity to segue into what he needed to say. He had it written down, because his anxiety would have made it difficult to say what he needed to say off the cuff.
He planned to bring up their lack of transparency, communication, and ability to listen to the local community, and tell them that he had no plans to work with TFSS ever again.
It very quickly devolved into Kathie cutting him off and speaking over him once he started bringing up his employment with TFSS (he was fired from the organization back in April). She said that she could not legally respond to anything he had to say about it and Máni, myself, and multiple other people at the table told her she didn't need to respond, she just needed to listen.
She refused, and continued speaking over Máni. He finally called her out on being a cishet white woman speaking over a trans person on trans affairs, and Aspen Everheart (Director of Operations for TFSS) got up, leaned over the table in a quick and aggressive manner as though he were going to punch Máni, and then threw a glass of water all over him and stormed out.
The situation devolved further and all members of TFSS left the dinner after saying we were inappropriate and this was not the place to have this discussion.
Some context for why Máni chose to speak then and not in private. Kathie repeatedly, in private conversations with Máni regarding these things, has spoken over him and twisted the conversation away from any critique of her organization. Máni felt he had no choice but to speak in a more public setting for her to listen.
We were all shocked that they would react that way to this criticism, accusing us of attacking Kathie and being aggressive. And even going so far as to accuse Máni, myself, and a few others as trying to be the sole voices of the trans community here in Huntsville.
I can say, for myself, that I will not be working with TFSS in the future. I will be working with my local community to make Trans Pride next year an event of community pride, love, and effort.
Obviously draw your own opinions on what has happened.
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When Ruby apologizes for how long it’s taken to reveal where they’ve been.
When Ruby reveals that The Girl Who Fell Through the World is real, everyone is confused.
When Ruby recites the story of Penny she told to the toy soldiers, the gang, especially Winter and Pietro, grows emotional.
When Ruby reveals that the Curious Cat saved them from being beheaded, everyone grows interested.
When Ruby mentions being drugged by the Herbalist and almost giving into her past self, the group ranges from confused to nervous.
When Ruby talks about Ascension, such a concept catches the interest of the gang.
When Ruby reveals that Neo fell into the Ever After with them, too, Ren, Nora, Oscar, and Emerald grow worried.
When Ruby reveals that a grown-up Jaune with long hair and a beard was the Rusted Knight, everyone jumps back in shock.
When Ruby talks about the “punderstorm” and reveals that Yang and Blake are now girlfriends, everyone’s hearts melt.
When Ruby reveals that Jaune had been unhealthily protecting the Paper Pleasers and named them after everyone there, not a word is spoken as everyone exchanges concerned and uncomfortable looks with each other.
When Ruby talks about the Paper Pleasers offing themselves by drowning in the koi pond dam, then her blowing up at the others, everyone leans in anxiously…
…while Weiss, Blake, Yang, and Jaune share looks of guilt.
When Ruby reveals that Neo made clone illusions of their dead allies and beat her up with them, then gave in and drank the poison tea, everyone regards Ruby sorrowfully.
When Ruby reveals that Summer lied to them and left with Raven before never returning, then Raven cracks about how she told Summer, “First time for everything,” the gang gives her a look.
When Ruby reveals that she decided to be herself, came back, and helped the girls beat the Cat, everyone cheers for them.
When Ruby reveals that Neo used the Jabberwalkers to eat the Cat, everyone is shocked again.
When Ruby shares the Brother Gods’ backstory, and Nora jokes that the Tree was their mom and kicked them out for misbehaving, the gang can’t resist growing hysterical.
When Ruby announces that she’s not giving up the fight to save the world anytime soon and gives her speech, the gang congratulates her.
Starring the voices of:
Lindsay Jones as Ruby Rose
Cristina Vee as Robyn Hill
Aaron Dismuke as Oscar Pine
Kara Eberle as Weiss Schnee
Katie Newville as Emerald Sustrai
Caiti Ward as Velvet Scarlatina
Barbara Dunkelman as Yang Xiao Long
Samantha Ireland as Nora Valkyrie
Neath Oum as Lie Ren
Burnie Burns as Taiyang Xiao Long
Jason Liebrecht as Qrow Branwen
Anna Hullum as Raven Branwen
Howard Wang as Whitley Schnee
Arryn Zech as Blake Belladonna
Miles Luna as Jaune Arc
Tara Platt as Kali Belladonna
Anairis Quiñones as Harriet Bree
Michael Jones as Sun Wukong
Dawn M. Bennett as Elm Ederne
Shannon McCormick as Professor Ozpin
Additional Voices (no individual lines, but can be heard chattering, sobbing, gasping, cheering, laughing, and exclaiming, “Ooh,” and, “Aww”):
Sena Bryer as May Marigold
Ashley Burns as Coco Adel
Tiana Camacho as Glynda Goodwitch
Cam Clarke as Bartholomew Oobleck
Michele Everheart as Fiona Thyme
Dave Fennoy as Dr. Pietro Polendina
Gavin Free as Scarlet David
Caitlin Glass as Willow Schnee
Mick Lauer as Marrow Amin
Cherami Leigh as Ilia Amitola
Marissa Lenti as Joanna Greenleaf
Joe MacDonald as Yatsuhashi Daichi
Aaron Marquis as Nolan Porfirio
Elizabeth Maxwell as Winter Schnee
Max Mittelman as Fox Alistair
Josh Ornelas as Sage Ayana
Anthony Sardinha as Peter Port
Kerry Shawcross as Neptune Vasilias
Keith Silverstein as Professor Theodore
Melissa Sternenberg as Maria Calavera
J. Michael Tatum as Klein Sieben
Kent Williams as Ghira Belladonna
Anne Yatco as Xanthe Rumpole
This is the only way anyone will believe them let’s be fr
#rwby#rwby volume 10#greenlight volume 10#team rwby#team jnr#oscar pine#professor ozpin#emerald sustrai#team strq#zwei#ace ops#happy huntresses#winter schnee#team sssnn#team cfvy#whitley schnee#willow schnee#klein sieben#maria calavera#pietro polendina#ghira belladonna#kali belladonna#ilia amitola#bartholomew oobleck#peter port#glynda goodwitch#professor theodore#xanthe rumpole
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BREAKING NEWS: TRAGEDY AT THE AVENGERS MANSION
The Bugle is the first to report that an explosion was called in on 5 April 2026 in Midtown, Manhattan at the Avengers Mansion. The explosion appeared to originate on the first floor of the Mansion, but no source has yet been identified. According to first responders onsite, the scene was catastrophic. “This was no normal explosion,” said NYFD Captain Dan Lee. “There were body parts on the floor. Anything that can blow up a superhero is bad news.” Although the press has tried to get into the Mansion for exclusive pictures and content, Mayor Luke Cage has made strict warnings that the crime scene is potentially contaminated. Captain Lee did point out a high level of radiation at the source of the explosion, leaving many to wonder if this attack came from a superpowered source.
Due to our prominence in the field, the Bugle has obtained a list of killed and injured parties. Walking away from the tragedy are Carol Danvers/Captain Marvel (Earth-199999), the super lawyer Jennifer Walters/She-Hulk (Earth-199999), Carol Danvers/Captain Marvel (Earth-616), Clea Strange (Earth-616), the Avenger’s member Valkyrie (Earth-616), Dr. Stephen Strange/Doctor Strange (Earth-616), Wanda Maximoff/Scarlet Witch (Earth-616), the Scarlet Scarab (Earth-199999), Moon Knight (Earth-199999), S.H.I.E.L.D.’s newly minted Director Daisy Johnson/Quake (Earth-084) and the Vision (Earth-616). Mount Sinai hospital in Midtown admitted a new of heroes with injuries ranging from broken ribs to concussions, including Scott Lang/Ant Man (Earth-199999), Wakandan royalty Shuri/Black Panther (Earth-199999), Mockingbird (Earth-616) and Rosalind Solomon (Earth-616).
Unfortunately, the day was not without tragedies. From Earth-199999, the press has received confirmations of death from Hope Van Dyne/Wasp, Kate Bishop/Hawkeye, Spider-man, Sam Wilson/Captain America, Shang-Chi and Stephen Strange/Doctor Strange. From Earth-616, losses include Clint Barton/Hawkeye and Tony Stark/Iron Man.
It is worth noting that a number of mutants were also at the meeting. The nature of the gathering has yet to be disclosed, leaving many to wonder why mutant and Avengers came together in such a high profile meeting. Reported alive at the scene were the Earth-616 mutants Exodus, Charles Xavier, Emma Frost, Hope Summers, Kate Pryde, Logan Howlett/Wolverine and Scott Summers/Cyclops. The mutants were not without their losses, however. The once villainous but now reformed Erik Lehnsherr/Magneto, and the X-Men members Illyana Rasputin/Magik and Jean Grey.
ENTER THE PHOENIX FOUNDATION
While a tragedy like this would normally predate a memorial service, the recently announced Phoenix Foundation has released a statement that they would kick off the project with the resurrection of those killed in the Avengers Mansion blast. “This truly is Jean Grey’s baby,” Emma Frost said in an exclusive interview, “but since Jean was unfortunately a victim in the Mansion bombing, I speak on her behalf to state that we are thrilled to use our resurrection protocols to help return these valiant heroes to life. We expect everything to be completed by the 7th of April. The Phoenix Foundation normally functions to save those overlooked by society, but even the wisest of men will you tell that there are times when exceptions must be made. After that, we will resume our normal operations.”
This announcement has come with questions from the public. Where the mutants got the D.N.A. needed for the resurrections has been posed multiple times, but the information has not been disclosed.
The Bugle will continue to report as need be.
— Christine Everheart, Daily Bugle News Senior Reporter
COMMENTS:
slut4cyclops: scott summers was single again for 2 days and i missed my shot AGAIN. guess i’ll wait for the next time his wife dies 😆
krakoakid: i heard a rumor they found jean grey in pieces. mark my words: this is a cover-up job and not some “explosion”.
hennyking: rest in pieces, heroes (get it???)
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Will this blog be text only, or will there be the occasional image attachments too?
Reply from Researcher Wylde:
There will be images sometimes! Image responses are more difficult because we have to get them approved before we can upload them (to ensure no confidential information is leaked) but if it makes sense to have an image attached, there will be one!
To illustrate (lol), here's a picture of me and Dr. Everheart, from my OnlyFans account. I post pics on OF of Dr. Everheart passed out at work, go follow it!
Edit from Director Holleman:
Plugging non-work-related social media pages is against DOS guidelines. Link to OnlyFans account has been removed.
Art by @wolfen-arts
#dos researchers#researcher wylde#dr everheart#director holleman#art#oc art#ask ocs#ask#ask blog#answer#answered
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-There is a show in the PnFverse called Horse in a Bookcase that is about a little horse stuck in a bookcase
-Lawrence, Phineas, Ferb, Major Monogram, and Rodney enjoy watching Horse in a Bookcase
-Linda does not enjoy Horse in a Bookcase, and Doof has never seen the show
-Despite being fairly popular, Horse in a Bookcase was cancelled after a nineteen-year run
#phineas and ferb#pnf#worldbuilding#lawrence fletcher#phineas flynn#ferb fletcher#major monogram#francis monogram#Aloyse Everheart Elizabeth Otto Wolfgang Hypatia Gunther Galen Gary Cooper von Roddenstein#linda flynn fletcher#heinz doofenshmirtz#dr doofenshmirtz#doofenshmirtz#What a Croc!#Mandace#Phineas and Ferb Save Summer#Phineas and Ferb: Mission Marvel
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When Ruby apologizes for how long it’s taken to reveal where they’ve been.
When Ruby reveals that The Girl Who Fell Through the World is real, everyone is confused.
When Ruby recites the story of Penny she told to the toy soldiers, the gang, especially Winter and Pietro, grows emotional.
When Ruby reveals that the Curious Cat saved them from being beheaded, everyone grows interested.
When Ruby mentions being drugged by the Herbalist and almost giving into her past self, the group ranges from confused to nervous.
When Ruby talks about Ascension, such a concept catches the interest of the gang.
When Ruby reveals that Neo fell into the Ever After with them, too, Ren, Nora, Oscar, and Emerald grow worried.
When Ruby reveals that a grown-up Jaune with long hair and a beard was the Rusted Knight, everyone jumps back in shock.
When Ruby talks about the “punderstorm” and reveals that Yang and Blake are now girlfriends, everyone’s hearts melt.
When Ruby reveals that Jaune named the Paper Pleasers after them all, not a word is spoken as everyone exchanges concerned and uncomfortable looks with each other.
When Ruby talks about the Paper Pleasers offing themselves by drowning in the koi pond dam, then her blowing up at the others, everyone leans in anxiously…
…while Weiss, Blake, Yang, and Jaune share looks of guilt.
When Ruby reveals that Neo made clone illusions of their dead allies and beat her up with them, then gave in and drank the poison tea, everyone regards Ruby sorrowfully.
When Ruby reveals that Summer lied to them and left with Raven before never returning, then Raven cracks about how she told Summer, “First time for everything,” the gang gives her a look.
When Ruby reveals that she decided to be herself, came back, and helped the girls beat the Cat, everyone cheers for them.
When Ruby reveals that Neo used the Jabberwalkers to eat the Cat, everyone is shocked again.
When Ruby shares the Brother Gods’ backstory, and Nora jokes that the Tree was their mom and kicked them out for misbehaving, the gang can’t resist growing hysterical.
When Ruby announces that she’s not giving up the fight to save the world anytime soon and gives her speech, the gang congratulates her.
Starring the voices of:
Lindsay Jones as Ruby Rose
Cristina Vee as Robyn Hill
Aaron Dismuke as Oscar Pine
Kara Eberle as Weiss Schnee
Katie Newville as Emerald Sustrai
Caiti Ward as Velvet Scarlatina
Barbara Dunkelman as Yang Xiao Long
Samantha Ireland as Nora Valkyrie
Neath Oum as Lie Ren
Burnie Burns as Taiyang Xiao Long
Jason Liebrecht as Qrow Branwen
Anna Hullum as Raven Branwen
Howard Wang as Whitley Schnee
Arryn Zech as Blake Belladonna
Miles Luna as Jaune Arc
Tara Platt as Kali Belladonna
Anairis Quiñones as Harriet Bree
Michael Jones as Sun Wukong
Dawn M. Bennett as Elm Ederne
Shannon McCormick as Professor Ozpin
Additional Voices (no individual lines, but can be heard chattering, sobbing, gasping, cheering, laughing, and exclaiming, “Ooh,” and “Aww”):
Sena Bryer as May Marigold
Ashley Burns as Coco Adel
Tiana Camacho as Glynda Goodwitch
Cam Clarke as Bartholomew Oobleck
Michele Everheart as Fiona Thyme
Dave Fennoy as Dr. Pietro Polendina
Gavin Free as Scarlet David
Caitlin Glass as Willow Schnee
Mick Lauer as Marrow Amin
Cherami Leigh as Ilia Amitola
Marissa Lenti as Joanna Greenleaf
Joe MacDonald as Yatsuhashi Daichi
Aaron Marquis as Nolan Porfirio
Elizabeth Maxwell as Winter Schnee
Max Mittelman as Fox Alistair
Josh Ornelas as Sage Ayana
Anthony Sardinha as Peter Port
Kerry Shawcross as Neptune Vasilias
Keith Silverstein as Professor Theodore
Melissa Sternenberg as Maria Calavera
J. Michael Tatum as Klein Sieben
Kent Williams as Ghira Belladonna
Anne Yatco as Xanthe Rumpole
#rwby#rwby volume 10#greenlight volume 10#team rwby#team jnr#oscar pine#professor ozpin#emerald sustrai#team strq#ace ops#happy huntresses#winter schnee#team sssnn#team cfvy#whitley schnee#willow schnee#klein sieben#maria calavera#pietro polendina#ghira belladonna#kali belladonna#ilia amitola#bartholomew oobleck#peter port#glynda goodwitch#professor theodore#xanthe rumpole#zwei
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#phineas and ferb#pnf#Bullseye!#Aloyse Everheart Elizabeth Otto Wolfgang Hypatia Gunther Galen Gary Cooper von Roddenstein#rodney#heinz doofenshmirtz#dr doofenshmirtz#doofenshmirtz
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Memorio Occultae In Nubio Occultas- 1: The First Cloud
All right, here we begin!
Please refer to this post for the requisite context-building for this fic.
Trigger warnings: Discussions of dementia, character breaking down, character nearly panicking, implied self-blame.
Chapter under the cut.
Tag list: @dreamer-in-sleep and @i-eat-worlds @themorguepoet @abstractmarshmallow
Please DM/ask/comment if you want to be added to/removed from my tag list.
“Adrian! Breakfast is ready, dearheart.” Alazne loves this everyday routine, little moments that have hardly changed over the years.
Familiar footsteps patter in the short corridor between their bedrooms and the kitchen. “Just a minute, mama.” He comes into view, curls already defying the combed order they were set in, slinging his stethoscope casually around his throat as he walks.
She sits as he does, his hand automatically reaching for the steaming cup of Boost. One of his little quirks, that he never grew out of the malt based drinks of childhood. “Mmm. Perfect as usual, mama.” She laughs. “Never going to grow up, are you?” He grins back. “You like me the way I am.” “Touché.”
He sobers up then, looking seriously at her. “We have another ophthalmologist appointment today evening. I’ll pick you up, we should be careful with your vision being what it is.” She rolls her eyes. “And there we go, Dr. Everheart is here. You worry too much.” “Mama, there is no harm in being careful. I’ve seen patients suffer quite a bit because they were careless.” He sighs. “I should meet Miss Elaine today, Dr. Sinclair said that her mother is deteriorating…” “and I am not your patient, Dr. Everheart. You’ll have to settle for being my son. You are not taking away my independence just because some patient of yours is struggling. I will not stand for it.”
He is silent for a moment, before he nods. “You’re right. Forgive me, mama. I tend to be rather overprotective because of what I see often at work.” “I know, kiddo. I’ll meet you at the hospital, after your work. We’ll go together for the appointment. Sounds good?” “Yeah.” He looks at his watch. “And that’s my cue, mama, see you later!” He rises and sprints out, waving at her. She smiles with a shake of her head. Her protective little boy.
“Dr. Everheart will see you now, ma’am.” Elaine rises, barely holding back a sigh. Delegated to yet another doctor, are we? I’ll have to start from the beginning, all over again.
She is pleasantly surprised when she walks inside the doctor’s office. A dusky young man rises with a smile as she enters. “Hello, miss Elaine. I imagine that you’d be quite frustrated by this frequent switching, but rest assured, I’ll be handling your mother’s case for the foreseeable future. I hope you don’t mind that I familiarised myself with your mother’s history.” She stares at him for a moment, having expected quite the colder welcome. “Familiarised how?” is all she manages to ask, at a loss how to respond.
Dr. Everheart is happy to answer. “I am Dr. Sinclair’s student. I went over his rendition of her history, although, if you wish to say it in your own words again, I will defer to that.” He shoots her a crinkle-eyed grin. “I supposed you would not want to go through the whole process again, though.” The spark of mischief in his eyes makes her grin, too. “You supposed right, Dr. Everheart.”
“Alright. I’m glad I did, then.” He pauses. “I’ll go through what I feel is the crux of your difficulties caring for Ms. Ariadne, okay? Please feel free to correct me if you wish.” She nods. “Okay. I think that, a major issue you might be facing is that she may be frustrated and, for the lack of a better word, acting out at what is a genuine attempt to take care of her. You might feel overwhelmed and may lose your temper as well.”
This time, when he looks at her, his voice is lower, softer. “Let me start out by saying something very simple. You are not a bad daughter for losing control sometimes. All we can do is try. We make mistakes, and that’s alright.”
Elaine is startled herself by the tears that rise at his gentle affirmation. He puts a hand on her shoulder for a long moment, then quietly steps aside, handing her tissues one after another. When she is sniffling out the last of her tears, managing to mumble out her thanks, he, gentle still, stops her halting attempts. “This is what I am here for. My job is to not only take care of your mother’s needs, but also to provide support to you. I will look for more concrete support options if you wish, but until we find one, my door is open for you.”
“…You’re quite different from the doctors I usually meet, Dr. Everheart.” He laughs. “Believe me, I have been told that a few times.” “With good reason.” “Thank you. Do you need a minute, or shall we go on?” “No, I am already taking up a lot of your time, do go on.” “That’s alright. That is, as I said, what I am here for. Moving on. When you interact with someone who has dementia, you both look at things differently, naturally. We all have our perspectives, obviously. The problem is that for those of us who do not have dementia, it is difficult to grasp their difficulties. They may not be able to verbalise it well.” “Yes, mom struggles with speaking, a lot.” “Which is understandable. That is why, as her doctor, I tried going closer to the source.” “I am afraid I do not understand your meaning, doctor.” Closer to the source? Mom can barely speak, and he’s never met her.
“I read books that people with dementia have written about the disease. If you wish, I can send you those books. If it is too close for comfort, that’s fine as well. I have taken some notes from whatever I have read till now, I’ll share those with you instead, and you can ask me whatever doubts you have.”
She knows she is staring at him again. “You sure do your homework, doctor.” “I try,” he answers simply. “Do you want the books, though, or my notes?” She swallows. “Your notes, if that’s alright, doctor.” “Sure.” In a minute, he quickly AirDrops a handwritten note.
As she reads the short bullet points, there is a knock on the door.
“Yes?” asks Dr. Everheart. “You’re needed slightly urgently, sir. There seems to be a lost and confused patient who came alone for an appointment.” He rises immediately, the door half-opened before he realises she is still in the office. “Oh.” He breathes. “I’ll come along for a bit of the way, doctor, if you don’t mind? I have a few questions.” He nods. “That’s fine,” he says, “if you don’t mind my distraction.” “Not at all.” He nods once more. “Alright.”
He sets off at a fast walk, turning to the staff member who had come. “Details about the patient?” he asks. The lady takes a moment to think.
Elaine takes the moment to speak. “Would you meet mom once? I want to discuss some interventions with her present.” He’s nodding before she finishes her sentence. “I wanted to meet”-
The other lady interrupts him. “Probably early sixties, slightly confused, but otherwise oriented. She has an unusual name. Something like Alayne.” “Alayne? Did she tell you why she’s alone? We specify that all patients should have someone with them.” “Oh, she said her son would meet her here, but she’s forgotten his cell number.” The doctor frowns. “He is probably her emergency contact, you could try her phone.” “She’s left it at home. Oh! Her name is not Alayne. It’s Alazne.”
His eyes blowing wide, barely whispering a hoarse “no…” Dr. Adrian Everheart takes off at a run. Elaine, confused, turns to the lady next to her. “Is the woman his patient?” The other woman shakes her head. “Not that I know of.”
Concerned for the young man who has shown her genuine concern for the first time in what felt like years, she follows quietly.
He’s not hard to follow, although she, too, has to run. People automatically make a way for him, the young man who seems like he is barely able to breathe.
As he skids his way to the emergency front desk, she can clearly hear a woman’s voice. “No, he wouldn’t do that on purpose. Addy is probably just busy, he’ll come. I’m fine, just a little out of place. Please don’t call him, my son is quite the worrier on a good day. I can wait.” So she has a concerned son. Why would he let her come alone though?
Dr. Everheart abruptly stops at the desk, nearly falling. “Oh, sir, it’s not that urgent of an emergency.” He shakes his head, his breaths hardly more than gasps. “Where’s mama?” he asks breathlessly.
Oh. Oh, Lord. Elaine ducks back quietly, but she can clearly hear the receptionist ask “Dr. Everheart? Mama?”
“Addy! Here you are! Oh, you’ve got him all worried, see?” the lady exclaims, chiding the staff. “I told you, Addy wouldn’t just leave me alone.” Her son runs to her, hugging her tight, and Elaine cannot look away.
“Oh, Addy. It’s alright, dearheart, I’m fine. Don’t worry, I’m just a bit forgetful these days. There, kiddo, it’s alright.” He says nothing for a moment, but she can see his face. In that moment, all she can think is that if utter devastation had an accurate representation, it would be the look on the young doctor’s face.
“Here I am,” he echoes, voice husky. “Of course you are. How was your day?” Still holding his mother in an embrace, his chin on her head, her son’s throat clicks in a harsh swallow, lashes rapidly blinking away the sheen in his eyes.
“Good,” he says softly. “My day was good. Shall we go to your appointment? I think we need to talk to Dr. Sinclair.” “I defer to your experience here, dearheart. You know what to do.” “I am sorry, mama, I should have taken better care of you, been in control of this situation, I’m sorry I didn’t do that.” His voice echoes in her mind, gentle and soft, as opposed to husky and contrite. You are not a bad daughter, for losing control sometimes.
And Elaine can look no more.
#fic: memorio occultae in nubio occultas#ch: adrian everheart#adrian everheart#alazne everheart#elaine matthews#tw: discussions of dementia#tw: crying#tw: nearly panicking
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Isaiah Torres
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Joel Heyman
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Daniel Fabelo
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Austin Hardwicke
Miles Luna
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Josh Ornelas
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Josh Flanagan
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J.D. Arredondo
Kirk Johnson
Alena Lecorchick
Tony Salvaggio
César Altagracia
Quentin Holtz
Nicholas Swift
Ed Whetstone
Cody Hawkins
Andrea Ratsos
Noël Wiggins
Dalton Allen
Nick Cramer
Alena Lecorchick
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Dew Gayl: Kim Newman
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Man: Robert Reynolds
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Blacksmith: Christopher Guerrero
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Amber Lee Connors
Jason Douglas
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An Ren: Dawn M. Bennett
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Sienna Khan: Monica Rial
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Yuma: Nick Landis
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Ariel LaCroix
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Jenn K. Tidwell
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Red Haired Woman: Jen Brown
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Nikita Steele
Nicholas Swift
Jenn K. Tidwell
Alena Lecorchick
Ed Whetstone
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Alena Lecorchick
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Kate Daigler
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Blaine Gibson
Daniel Fabelo
Dustin Matthews
Harley Dwortz
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Kristina Nguyen
Luis “Paco” Vazquez
Maggie Tominey
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Phineas and Ferb fan here: 'womanizer' doesn't sound like something Dr Doofenshmirtz would make.
It sounds like something Rodney (full name: Aloyse Everheart Elizabeth Otto Wolfgang Hypatia Gunther Galen Gary Cooper von Roddenstein) would make. He's the one that makes -inizers. ;)
(Doesn't mean you can't have Perry thwart it and Dr D get hit with the side effects anyway. Maybe Rodney and Dr D agreed to stop their petty bickering and try to work together for once, who knows? :P)
Sucks that 'womanizer' is a word used to refer to misogynistic men cause it sounds like what Dr Doofenshmirtz would call estrogen shots
#phineas and ferb#now with added commentary#heinz doofenshmirtz makes -inators#to be clear#and also would be the sort of trans person to try to give everyone else dysphoria instead of transitioning#(if we're going for a trans reading of the character of course)
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Ficlet: How to Succeed in Your Schemes If You’re An Evil Cartoon Capitalist
Ok so we all something lighthearted after the feelsfest that was Island of the Lost Dakotas. This one is an X-over for P&F and MML.
“Mr. Random, Mr. Verliezer, my name is Dr. Polski and I will be counseling you today on how you can succeed in your plans after being defeated by a group of kids. But for the purposes of this session, you can call me Jenny. So let’s begin. Who wants to go first?”
Both of them pointed to each other, crossing their arms and looking at anything in the room that was not a human being.
“I’m thinking of a number between 1 and 100. Whoever is closer won’t go first,” Jenny said.
“Zero,” Verliezer said quickly.
“A number between 1 and 100, you brainless sheep,” Random scoffed.
Verliezer glared at him. “Who are you calling a sheep, you pig? At least I’m not the guy whose scheme was so stupid that the universe decided to turn him into a warthog! Out of style swimsuits? In what sane world are you gonna find a market for those?”
Random stood up and jabbed a finger into Verliezer’s chest. “At least I had a cool secret fortress (made by Random Swimwear) where I could abuse the thing I was trying to exploit without interference! I saw your video footage, you were dumb lucky only one kid saw you electrocuting that robot backstage!”
Before a fistfight could escalate, Jenny blew a whistle. They sat down sullenly, the retorts dying on their tongues. “That’s enough. Now, pick a number between 1 and 100.”
“34,” Verliezer growled.
“78,” Random muttered.
Jenny pointed to Random. “My number was 47. Now, what do you think caused your defeat?”
Random rubbed his hands together, hunching over in his chair. “I was going to make millions off bringing back old-timey swimsuits. But THEY ruined everything! My fortress, my men, my knock-offs, it’s all gone because some kids decided to dispute that STUPID fact-based song category! They will RUE the day they stole what was rightfully abused and exploited by me! This evil post-defeat monologue brought to you by Random Swimwear.”
Jenny nodded. “Thank you, Mr. Random. Your turn, Mr. Verliezer.”
“My ex-business partner Clyde turned my robot against me! Feeling pain, making souffles, juggling-oh the incessant juggling!” Verliezer yelled. “He couldn’t be a good little A.I and do as I command. Humans are vastly superior to any machine! They are subservient to us! But no, those kids were convinced C.I.D.D needed ‘help’, so they stole it from me! I could’ve sued for copyright you know! And win!”
“I see the first obstacle,” Jenny said. “First, you need to take responsibility for your actions. You exploited nonhumans for profit, and these kids acted on what they believed was the best interest for your target, which you perceive as ‘stealing’. Now, the question is, how do you avoid making the same mistake twice? Well, I would begin by making sure the next group of children you relentlessly pursue aren’t the main protagonists.”
Silence.
“Dramatic pause brought to you by Random Swimwear,” Random said.
Verliezer groaned. “Would you please learn better product placement?”
“Would you learn how to make better products?” Random shot back.
“Would you learn to make products people would actually buy?”
Before Jenny could interject, there was a knock at the door. They turned around to see a bald head poking in. “I have an appointment with Dr. Klein. Is she in another room?”
Jenny shook her head. “Sorry, she’s in the ‘how to conquer the world without killing everyone so you’ll have subjects to enslave you moron’ department. It’s on the other side of the building.”
“Moron?” he declared. “You dare call the great Aloyse Everheart Elizabeth-”
Random and Verliezer burst into laughter. “I can see why you need this place,” Random snickered. “Kids make fun of you in school, Elizabeth?”
His nostrils flared, but several bulldogs in fedoras quickly appeared to haul him off to the right department. “Ow, my clavicle! Not so hard, you mutts!”
“See you around, Elizabeth!” Verliezer shouted.
Jenny waited for the laughter to die down before continuing. “You chased the main protagonists of your respective shows. That alone is a recipe for disaster. If you must pursue someone in the future, make sure it’s extras who have little fighting ability and willpower.”
“Yes, ma’am,” they muttered.
“One more thing before we conclude today’s session,” Jenny said. “If you must declare the public are nothing but sheep-”
“But they are!” Random protested.
“-do so in private,” she finished. “Not in front of cameras or microphones for all the world to see. That’s how you were exposed. Because neither of you actually checked if you were being recorded. Rant to your diary, not the cameras. Anyways, same time next week. Thank you for your time.”
Random shook her hand and stepped out of the office. “This crossover brought to you by Random Swimwear.”
“Oh, put a sock in it already!” Verliezer muttered.
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