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vaporixzing them with my mindd

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bros are bonding <3

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stancest moodboard

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IT WAS IT WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY. Like idk if you’ve ever watched Community, but there’s this one episode where there’s a whole background plot where Abed helps a woman give birth and it’s LITERALLY in the background the entire time. It’s blurry and out of focus and you can probably find a video on YouTube with it. There is nary a word spoken until like. The very end. It’s THAT glossed over and that’s honestly the funniest part.

LMFAO??????? HELP THAT’S FUCKING HILARIOUS same energy as those eps that focus on side characters n u see the main characters doing some insane fuckshit in the background

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Once I was reading fanfic for a fandom I’m kinda peripherally interested in because I got bored and I saw one fic that was a typical High School AU / Soulmates AU focused on the biggest ship in the fandom, and that’s great, those are popular for a reason, I love me a good High School Soulmates AU. But one of the ships tagged as a background ship was a pair of cousins. 

Now, I’ve got nothing against incest ships, I’m talking to you after all, and I honestly ship those cousins the most out of anyone in that fandom, but also, it wasn’t tagged with anything that would imply the ship was anything unusual. So I figured alright, it’s probably either mistagged as romantic, or they’re AUd to not be related anymore, since if it was incestuous that’s pretty hard to brush over like the tags would imply. 

And so I read the fic. It was focused on the other ship, as I said previously, and when it became clear that it WAS romantic, I assumed they would be a not related AU. Nope. The fanfic was a typical High School Soulmates fluff one shot about the main pairing, and meanwhile in the background, we’ve got a pair of cousins angsting their way through the “oh god we’re related but we’re soulmates but we’re in love but surely we’re not incestuous oh woe is us we shall never have a love like Main Pairing as we are Forbidden” in passing mentions. And then at the end we get another passing mention of oh yeah they’re dating now. Good for them. 

And honestly, more people should do it like that. I don’t think anything will ever match the experience of a normie mainstream basic ship being front and center while there’s an incestuous drama canonically happening offscreen that we just don’t see because it’s not relevant to the main couple.

THAT’S SO FUCKING FUNNYYYY can we PLEASE get more of that. imagine venting abt an argument u have w ur soulmate and the other person’s like “YOU THINK YOU HAVE IT BAD”

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stancest fic where stan and ford have been on the stan o war II for a while now and very much have incestuous feelings but are unaware they are incestuous and Not Normal. and it gets to the point where theyre isolated long enough so when they come back on land and act the way that they do (VERY affectionate and touchy) everyone is like this:

and they're like, wow, i wonder what everyone's problem is

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kinda bothers me when i look up oc x canon and see a bunch of selfshipping stuff… that’s not my fictional girlfriend that is the girlfriend of my fictional character that lives in my brain

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teen!ford edging his brother … Thank u

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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Virgin!Stan x More Experienced!Ford It's a bit of a stretch sure but Carla could have never put out, his marriage to Marylin was for only 6 hours and technically he was in the non touching areas of the sex-industry. It's possible! I just really want to see the dynamic flipped ok? 🤤

HIIII another one of my asks i left sitting for far too long 😅

but ough okay. ill be honest, at first i wasn't too taken with this idea but. it kinda kept growing on me. and growing. and now I'm kinda insane about it

like, stan that talks a big game and flirts but is actually?? pretty nervous if its returned? ESPECIALLY if its ford??? and like, once they get past expressing that they both have feelings for each other, tough. stan being nervous at the idea of their first time??

like, yeah, its everything hes dreamed of but what if it sucks for ford? he doesn't know what he's doing anyways and he's worried it'll be so bad for ford.

but oughhhhhhh god. what if ford only somehow finds out like. in the middle?? or at least once he's inside stan?

"Relax," Ford practically coos at him, which Stan would find patronizing if it didn't actually help soothe him. "Relax, Stanley. I got you."

His nerves are shooting way higher than he ever thought possible, but at the same time, it's mind-numbingly good. It's good to feel Ford inside of him, to feel so full.

Once Ford is completely buried inside him, Stan feels him still completely for a few moments. "There we go. That's a good boy," Ford murmurs, making his cock twitch. "You're taking me so well, Stanley," he utters with a fond smile, kissing his forehead. "Especially for your first time with a man."

Stan's heart beats against his ribcage harshly. Everything is so overwhelming and it's almost too much, but he wouldn't trade it for the world.

"Heh. More like my first time with anyone," Stan mutters on impulse.

He feels rather than sees Ford go rigid against him, and it's only then that Stan realizes what he just slipped out.

Fuck.

"Hold on a moment," Ford starts, staring at him. His smile is long-gone and has now transformed into something deathly-serious. "You've never—with anyone? I'm your—?"

Stan wants the bed to swallow him whole. He could try to lie of course, but something tells him that that's not gonna fly. For one of the first times in his life, he chooses to tell the truth.

"...Yeah. I just—never saw the point in it," Stan confesses, voice quiet. "Not if it wasn't with the one person I wanted for my entire life."

The air hangs between them, heavy and thick. Stan refuses to look at Ford, turning his head away. He's half-afraid Ford's gonna call everything off.

Ugh. Vulnerability fucking sucks.

"Fuck, what am I sayin'? I'm sorry, Sixer. It's not important, just forget about it, I'm killin' the mood. Let's just—"

But then Ford grabs his face and turns it forcibly to make Stan look directly at him, and in his eyes, Stan sees—

Hunger. Desire. Want.

"You're perfect," Ford whispers, stroking his cheek with his thumb. "All mine. Perfect, just for me. Just mine, forever."

"Oh," Stan says, intelligently. He blinks. "This is a thing for ya, isn't it? Of course it—"

Ford shuts Stan up by starting to thrust slowly in and out of him, making him gasp.

"To think," Ford says in between pants, "I'm the first one to ever see you like this. Touch you like this. Feel you like this." Ford lets out a loud moan. "Fuck you like this—"

Ford's cock hits him just right and Stan sees stars for a moment. "Fuck, Ford—right there, please—don't, don't stop—" he babbles, gripping hard into Ford's back.

Ford increases the pace, fucking into him faster and faster like a damn animal. Stan keeps making noises he never thought would ever come out of him, louder and needier than he's ever heard himself be.

"Mine," Ford growls out as he presses kisses to Stan's throat. "You're all mine."

And it's true. Stan is Ford's, Ford is Stan's. And it'll stay that way.

Forever.

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ok this dni has me sobbing

proshippers are the ONLY thing on the list

this person doesn’t know what they are

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anna!! the white lotus brothers!!!

diva check the white lotus tag

officially clocking in for the day at the incest posting factory!!! this is what never killing urself can get u! brotherfucking on the mainstream television series. WITHOUT dragons. shaking hands with u all like we're at a business conference and we just got a huge merger approved by the board.

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entirely unrelated to anything youve been posting but mabill is making me ill right now. nobody gets them like i do. especially like. dark mabill. like everyone’s seen those “oOoOo what if ford was secretly actually working with bill” aus. let mabel be evil. mabel deserves to be a fucked up monster taking over the world with an evil triangle demon boyfriend. she’s had so many flop romances if she’s gotta be a little bit evil for this one to not be a flop then she gets to be a little bit evil. as a treat.

GOATED GOATED GOATED

considering mabel (unknowingly!) already did that in canon... like. ok all i'm saying is it'd be funny if she was in mabelland, was left there for long enough for her to find out, and was like "damn!!! he could do that? i'm in" JFDSKLJFKLS

i think at first mabel would come in with good intentions -- bill's lamented mabel being so much like him and yet not being evil enough, the other way around could happen, too! mabel's got a big heart and i could totally see her looking at bill and going "i can fix him" JSDKLFJSL

i'm not super into mabill but it is fun imagining their dynamic, romantic or not. i think their dynamic would involve a LOT of projection on both sides. mabel's chaotic and hedonistic with a bit of a selfishness streak and bill's going "SHE'S JUST LIKE ME FR" while bill's fun-loving and loud and also happens to spoil her so mabel's going "he's just like me fr!!". truly the ultimate "i can fix him/i can make her worse" dynamic.

tho i do think bill would eventually realize mabel's redemption plan but at this point, he likes her, and it's wayyy better for her to not try to defeat him (he does NOT want that zodiac to work EVER) so he'd totally play into it while also slowly corrupting her. telling her about his backstory the same way he did w ford. mabel's a very fantastical person so she'd totally be like "omg........................... tragic backstory reveal......... redemption arc is a GO" meanwhile their interactions are like

bill: HEY THERE SHOOTING STAR WANT ME TO MAKE THIS UNICORN NOT A TOTALLY BORING WAD mabel: i dunno... isn't making someone they're not kinda bad? bill: YEAH BUT NOBODY ELSE WILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS UNICORN BEING BAD IT'S A NET POSITIVE mabel: hm.. you're right! go for it bill, zapping that unicorn and giving them an entirely different personality and making them submit to his will: SEE? THIS IS WHY I LIKE YOU! YOU GET IT mabel: :D

just. constantly playing into mabel's selfishness and how she treats things like fiction to make her into a worse and worse person while she lets it happen because she still thinks of herself as Doing Good because she is Redeeming Bill and that's better than destroying him, right??? (at first it's in an abstract sense but she legitimately starts to like/love him so it becomes personal)

peak as hell. do you think she'd draw him like those tumblr sexyman designs? discuss.

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stancest content will resume shortly gang i’m just obsessed w their daughter i created and shipping her w dipper and mabel in some kind of incestuous ouroborus

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last post aside, consider: sylbel w lesbian!mabel and mabel having to deal w her First Real Crush Ever . dies. extremely cute. sylvia’s autistic isolated ass does not know what’s going on. at some point mabel accidentally spooks her, sylvia pins her down, and mabel Dies. sylvia doesn’t even notice. she’s just like “oh. sorry”

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i understand that, logically, it would make 0 sense for people to hate on me for shipping sylvia w dipper and mabel considering the entire point of this community is that you can ship whatever you want forever however i think it’s important to consider: I Am Scared

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People also went wolf for GoT and HotD which was chock full of sibling, cousin, and aunt/uncle incest. The hypocrisy

THIS IS ALSO TRUE idk shit abt hotd but tbf it does seem like people liked got despite the incest yk? i could be entirely wrong tho since i wasn’t rlly there but that’s my impression. but like . this? this is active pro-brother boning and i am HERE for it

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antis: normal people don’t like incest, even fictional depictions of it!

normal people: i wanna see that twunk Obliterate his older brother raw

seeing the reactions to the new white lotus on twt is frying meee. again i have never watched this show in my life but the fact that the general consensus seems to be “wow brothers kissing? crazy. but also GODDAMN THAT’S HOT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE MORE PLEASE”. massive dub for us incestheads the normies are enjoying broconnery bc it’s not real and the actors are hot. who cheered