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making tea before night owl (or should i call them moth hours? heh) hours and just like...had a random thought pop into my head.

headcanon that Stan genuinely does like taking medicine when he needs it. Feeling sick? Pop a vitamin C. Maybe Tylenol for a headache. Dayquil/Nyquil. Something for his back pain. Hell, he couldn't afford it during his drifter years, so yea, its a nice luxury for now.

BUT FORD??? Paranoid. "Stanley do you EVEN KNOW what's in these things?! ITS BIG PHARMA STANLEY." Observing on the hour every hour his symptoms. Side effects. Making sure he takes it with a meal. Grumbling why didn't Stan tell HIM he was taking medicine. He could make something better. Safer (debatable).

Stan's confused as hell but hey he gets to be doted on so it doesn't matter in the first place.

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jesus fucking christ 😭😭😭

shoutout to alex’s commentary where he says dipper is in love with the author and how the final quarter of the series is about his crush on the author. hi! WHAT.

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the realizing how incestuous this show is experience continues

shoutout to alex’s commentary where he says dipper is in love with the author and how the final quarter of the series is about his crush on the author. hi! WHAT.

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shoutout to alex’s commentary where he says dipper is in love with the author and how the final quarter of the series is about his crush on the author. hi! WHAT.

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im trying not to step on anyones toes but the fact theres ford getting jealous of stan loving a ford plushie more than him comics coming from the non-stancest likers side on twitter is genuinely hillarious to me

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“Do you even know how to kiss?”

“Well—, no. But that's what we're practicin' for, right?”

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IT IS SO FUCKING FUNNYYYY everytime i see them i’m like “heheheh… i’m enjoying this… i’m enjoying this for reasons you did NOT intend”

im trying not to step on anyones toes but the fact theres ford getting jealous of stan loving a ford plushie more than him comics coming from the non-stancest likers side on twitter is genuinely hillarious to me

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Shout out to my fallen soldiers

The ghost blogs/deactivated stancest accounts of like 2015-2020

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i’ve been thinking about fujoshi bill being best friends with fujo mabel all day. it’s just so perfect, the embodiment of chaos being best friends with the coolest teenage girl and a hardcore fujo both gossiping. non-stop talking every night about how badly stan and ford want each other and it’s hilarious if bill changes his demeanor because of good doujinshis that mabel sends him.

ITS LITERALLT THE FUNNIEST THING EVER, AND CREDIT FOR @cravingpepsimax FOR TALKING ABOUT IT WITH ME

LMAO it started because he made a post saying "I hope you read my posts in bills voice" and I made a joke about damn Bill you really want your ex and his brother to fuck huh. And then he made art of Bill with fanart and fujoing out and I tagged it with "Mabel and him start a shipping club" and it went from there babyyyy

We were also talking that after a certain amount of letters and general good behavior they allow Bill to start calling Mabel occasionally and I can just see like, Mabel picking up on some Moments™ between Stan and Ford and writing shit down to tell Bill. And then way way later she accidentally sees them kissing and screeches and is like I NEED TO MAKE A CALL

it's just genuinely fucking hilarious that he's actually starting having an attachment to her from this. King shit.

God he probably gets invested about it too (shout out to my thumbs for accidentally typing "incested" you guys know what's up) and gets genuinely interested about how it's going between them. King shit

Anyways I'm glad you like it I love chatting about it

ALSO TUE DOUJINSHIS THING YES YES BILL GETS SO INTO THEM

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that’s nice

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

bill watching ford fuck young stan in the mind scape: im fujoing ouuttttt

GOD I'm a sucker for bill finding out that Ford wants to fuck Stan so so nasty it'll make a nuns eyes bleed. And tbh while it's probably realistic he'd be jealous at worst and indifferent at best, it WOULD be funny if he actually uh. Got kinda into it.

Wait lmao au where Bill asks to be their third and they're like ???? No???????????????? What the fuck?????

But anyways yeah @cravingpepsimax and I were talking about a redeeming bill au where, in the Theraprism, after a while of good behavior they let him become pen pals with someone of his choice. He chooses Mabel, originally to fuck with the Pines some more, ESPECIALLY by bringing up that HEY SHOOTING STAR. ISNT IT SO WEIRD THAT YOUR UNCLES WANT TO SUCK EACH OTHERS FACES OFF? THATS SO WEIRD THAT MUST UPSET YOU HUH

and Mabel is like OMG YOU NOTICED TOO???????? OMGOMGOMGOMG bc she's had nobody to talk to about this. And eventually Bill and Mabel do actually end up bonding by fujoing out over Stancest

Bill starts off with shitty intentions but eventually he's like

(credit to cravingpepsimax for that joke, I think about that now when I watch the vine)

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okok i should be good saying this much: it’s about a stancest fankid (i fucking LOVE fankids lmao) and though i don’t plan for it to be in the main fic beyond background stuff AT MOST (think padippica tier at most where it’s implied but we don’t focus on it at all) i’ve begun shipping him with dipper and it’s like. man. if i ever post about them on here how the fuck am i supposed to tag that and still get a response. can’t tag it as oc x canon or else i’ll summon the anti-incest horde. can’t tag it as their ship name cuz no one knows who half the damn pairing is. except @sixerstanley who i have been harassing

funnily enough — despite the Severe Backgroundness of the ship in the main fic — this has motivated me to work on the fic more cuz i’m like okay well if i wanna post about this ppl gotta know who the fuck this guy is

writing an outline for my stancest fic. it's getting Serious

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every time i think about the sheer number of parallels between bill and stan, combined with the VERY HEAVY BILLF0RD IMPLICATIONS THAT HAVE COME OUT, i lose my goddamn mind. what? the fuck ? ford. Ford

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i love those bill/ford/fiddleford/stan love square ship charts so much because they always coincidentally leave out stancest and everytime it feels like this. it's so funny to me. forbidden from holding hands at the toxic yaoi fest

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Aaaaall age combinations of Stancest are so so SO so SO addictive, shot them up my veins. This was inspired by a viral tweet btw,I'll put it under the cut.

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writing an outline for my stancest fic. it's getting Serious

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bill watching ford fuck young stan in the mind scape: im fujoing ouuttttt

GOD I'm a sucker for bill finding out that Ford wants to fuck Stan so so nasty it'll make a nuns eyes bleed. And tbh while it's probably realistic he'd be jealous at worst and indifferent at best, it WOULD be funny if he actually uh. Got kinda into it.

Wait lmao au where Bill asks to be their third and they're like ???? No???????????????? What the fuck?????

But anyways yeah @cravingpepsimax and I were talking about a redeeming bill au where, in the Theraprism, after a while of good behavior they let him become pen pals with someone of his choice. He chooses Mabel, originally to fuck with the Pines some more, ESPECIALLY by bringing up that HEY SHOOTING STAR. ISNT IT SO WEIRD THAT YOUR UNCLES WANT TO SUCK EACH OTHERS FACES OFF? THATS SO WEIRD THAT MUST UPSET YOU HUH

and Mabel is like OMG YOU NOTICED TOO???????? OMGOMGOMGOMG bc she's had nobody to talk to about this. And eventually Bill and Mabel do actually end up bonding by fujoing out over Stancest

Bill starts off with shitty intentions but eventually he's like

(credit to cravingpepsimax for that joke, I think about that now when I watch the vine)