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So this is where Stan got his postcard making privileges revoked

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If ur still looking for reqs maybe Stan scooping ford up in his arms, or vice versa? I love when they just lug each other around

ignore my crappy handwriting . I LOVE THESE TWO !!!!!

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old habits die hard

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this is extremely true but the consequences do make me sad. all the insane obsession content is based around ford and while i do love me an obsessed ford… stan literally worked for 30 goddamn years, learning incredibly complex science (which he does not have a talent for), to bring his estranged brother back. he literally became stanford!! cuz he had to but still that’s romantic/insane as fuck. he’d stare at a photograph of him and ford as teenagers while he was homeless. he’d try calling multiple times but never say anything,

like. look. stancest is not a normie x weirdo pairing. it is a normie-passing weirdo x weirdo pairing . and unless it was super overtly insane i think ford being obsessed w stan would get a “finally gettin the thanks i deserve” reaction if anything. and even if it was super insane stan would tease ford about it some but would secretly love it

I think people make Ford a creep more often because if you even hint that Ford Doesn't reciprocate Stan's feelings the entire show becomes Ford the Molestation Magnet who Cannot Catch A Break Ever

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neet!ford is going thru withdrawals rn btw

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dad: oh, i see what’s going on!

me, working on a stancest edit: what?

dad: you’ve got ford and stan!

me: ?!?!?!?!?!?!

dad, pointing to my plushies: lookin’ at you there!

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ohhh my god wait hold on. you know that part of carpet diem where stan was looking at ford’s glasses. do you think he was thinking about how he was making the kids fight. and about his fallout with ford

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i truly believe it would take forever for ford to figure out his feelings because he has -10000000 self-awareness but it’s also hilarious to imagine him having a really hard crush on stan during high school, knowing this, and constantly getting panic attacks from stan being stan

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sometimes i remember that ford gets to suck on stan's fat old man tits and my brain just stops working.

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ive yapped about this before but fave accidental stancest moment in j3 really is how ford yaps about how baffling romance is to him and how he doesnt need anyone (though lets fiddleford knows he appreciated his presence) he then uses talking about beans to write about stan. just so classic ford to think about his brother when romance comes up lmfao

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i have seen many arguments for stan bottoming and ford bottoming but i haven’t seen any for either of them topping beyond like, someone’s gotta do it, so my conclusion is: this is what double-ended dildos are for

"Do you guys really think Ford could top Stan????? 🤓" I think Stan spent thirty years in that basement face down ass up waiting for it is what I think

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LMFAO?????

also in general: why does this keep happening??? what’s with the amount of people thinking doing stuff as family members cancels out romantic subtext. like no now you’re just incestuous

Just saw a couple cosplaying Stan and Ford over on TikTok. The costumes were good, they were cute, the Stan stole Fords glasses and Ford stole Stan’s fez. Then I read the description:

“Cosplaying brothers so we don’t have to deal with ship stuff!”

…. Oh. My sweet Sumer child.

Have you met this fandom ???

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ford definitely doesnt have a favorite brother guys

inspired by Ford when talking about Stan hitting us with the constant MY BROTHER MY BROTHER MY BROTHER

vs him just calling Shermie by the full name for some reason and literally never mentioning him again ever😭

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stan and ford had littermate syndrome and it became the entire universe’s problem

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yk the worst part of it is is that it DOESN'T stick. no i'll suddenly feel better one day and then just as quickly i "recovered" i will snap back leg-deep into the fuckign pits of anhedonia and sadness and rage i have so much rage and frustration and understimulation and i CANT DO ANYTHING I CANT DO FUCKING ANYTHING ANYMORE I DONT KNOW WHY ITS NOT JUST THE REGULAR REASON I CAN'T DO SHIT NORMALLY IT'S BEING UNABLE TO TRY IT TURNS OUT IT'S WORSE WHEN YOU CAN TRY AND YOU CAN NEVER DO IT AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHY

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trying to draw sylvia and it just Isn't Working and i swear i am like one more bad incident happening from the worst meltdowns of my fucking life. everything else going on in my life and in addition to that i can't even WRITE or DRAW or MAKE MUSIC or really just CREATE FUCKING ANYTHING and it feels like NOBODY GIVES A FUCK

the fact that i'm talking about this publicly at ALLLL should signal how bad it is because i HATE talking about this i HATE being vulnerable it is the FUCKING WORST THING EVER but i just. ARHEKD XCFDSHGCMLCDKDFS