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More double dick fun
Imaging domming a double dick beast. Teasing just the one cock to see if the both cum or just the one. Doing this again and again to see which cock produces more cum.
Making the choose a cock and putting one in a cage while ignoring the uncaged cock the whole time, giving all the attention to the caged cock.
See if you can edge them for longer by switching between the cocks, everytime they get close, stopping and switching to the other, and seeing how much longer they last
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A demon twins idea where they think they're brothers, but due to some mishaps half of Danny's DNA belongs to Dick while Damian got Bruce's. They only find this out because Danny got real mad at his Grandfather and bit him hard enough to draw blood that one time so Ra's checked to see if he got rabies from his idiot grandchild and something in those tests didn't look right. He got his doctors to investigate further and oh no that child is Grayson's, they have to get rid of him fast.
Because Bruce might get a little mad at Talia for hiding his son from him if he ever finds out, but Richard Grayson? Richard Grayson would rain hell upon them.
#dpxdc#dcxdp#demon twins#except oops they're half-brothers#dumb little snippets#an AU where Ra's is actually genuinely fond of his grandkids#but Danny takes way too much after Dick#he'd rather save himself the headache and arrange for Danny to have a nice normal life in the middle of nowhere America#where he can't possibly cause any trouble#double oops he gave Danny to the Fentons#fuck
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i know everybody's like "jason todd would've gone to college for english if he didn't die" which is awesome. like i love that headcanon don't get me wrong. but i feel like he would've went for social work.
jason peter todd, who grew up defending his SUDS mother from his abusive father, who lived on the streets when he should've been in elementary school, who was so poor and hungry that he was literally stealing tires off a fancy car to sell so he could eat?? that man would absolutely have worked in child welfare. whether as a foster care case manager or a community case worker helping at-risk youth, i genuinely think he would've gravitated towards helping kids in situations like his.
#he's def double majoring in english tho#jason todd#dick grayson#red hood#batman#dc comics#bruce wayne#damian wayne#tim drake#batfamily
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Love the idea that Red Robin (the restaurant) doesn't exist in the DC universe, but *does* exist in the Pham's home universe.
Just a constant ongoing thing of someone saying Tim's hero name and whatever member(s) of the Pham are there say "Yum" without hesitation.
Everyone in the DC verse thinking that Tim - as Red Robin specifically - is some kind of Adonis to folks on the Ghost/Liminal Spectrum.
It's causing problems. Members of his family that are romantically interested in Pham members are salty. Bruce keeps trying to give him The Talk (the "how to let a group of people all interested in fucking you down gently and professionally" talk, and the "how to form a healthy polycule" talk, Bruce is nothing but thorough). The Younge Justice crew will *not* let him live it down. Dick is going all protective big brother on him, saying that if it makes him uncomfortable just let Dick know and he'll Take Care of It.
He's also deeply confused as to why they all sorta *sing* his hero name before they say Yum?? Is it some kind of call and response ghostly courting thing??
The Pham, notably, are entirely unaware of the chaos they are causing with this. For a long time they don't even know Red Robin (the restaurant) doesn't exist in this universe. They aren't even fully aware that they're doing the Yum thing. It's just too ingrained in them to fully realize it.
#dc x dp#dp x dc#dpxdc#tim drake#red robin#danny phantom#justice league#young justice#bruce wayne#dick grayson#Danny just doubles down when he finds out#he gets Kon in on it#they absolutely torment Tim by looking him directly in the eye and *winking* as they say it#the Pham take the JL on an interdimentional road trip to get shakes at said restaurant#the DC folks are shown the commercials so many times after everything is cleared up that *they* start automatically responding with Yum#Tim starts seriously considering going back to The Drake just to escape it
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AAI localised deserves celebration !!!
Original ->
#ace attorney#aai collection#aai2#miles edgeworth#kay faraday#shi long lang#dick gumshoe#franziska von karma#and now the double names arrive#raymond shields#eddie fender#justine courtney#verity gavelle#sebastian debeste#eustace winner#aa investigations
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How To Balance Your Daytime and Nighttime Activities So That You Don't Burn Yourself Out More Than You Already Have
A knock on the door was not what Danny was expecting that evening. In the two weeks of observation and one week of actually staying with the man, Danny had figured that Dick, for as friendly as he is, did not have many friends. And if he did, they didn't visit him a lot, if at all. So, a knock on the door exactly thirty minutes before Nightwing was set to go out was a suspicious surprise.
He answered it anyway.
On the other side of the door was a kid about his age, an inch or two taller. He had dark hair, pale skin, bright blue eyes, and eyebags dark enough to rival Danny's own. He also smelled faintly of coffee.
"Um," Danny started dumbly. "Hello?"
"I'm looking for Richard Grayson." The kid's accent was stronger than Dick's, putting him as a born and raised Gotham resident. There was also a hint of something that reminded Danny of Sam's parents. This kid comes from money.
"And you are?"
Obviously upset about being stalled, he huffed, "Timothy Drake. Are you going to let me in now?"
How does someone sound so rude and so polite at the same time? Obviously a skill Danny needs to learn. "Why-"
"Who's at the door, Danny?" Dick called from the hallway, making his way closer. He was in his Nightwing costume, minus the mask, but had covered it with a hoodie and sweatpants.
"Tim Drake," Tim introduced himself again, pushing Danny out of the way and entering the apartment to greet Dick with a handshake. "You're Bruce's Wayne's kid, Richard 'Dick' Grayson."
"Yeah, that's-"
"You need to come back and be Robin again."
There was a moment of silence as Danny closed the door softly. Then, "Excuse me?" Dick's smile was strained and his eyes narrowed slightly.
"You need to come back and be Batman's Robin again. You don't have to don the suit, but he needs you." There was a hint of desperation in Tim's voice now. "He's been spiraling since Jason died, and he's starting to hit harder. Most of the guys he beats up end up in the emergency room! Some of them have even died from their injuries! Batman needs your help! He needs a Robin."
Dick was quiet for a moment. "No."
"What?"
"I won't- I can't go back to being Robin. I can't go back to being in that house."
"Why not?"
"I just can't. Now, I don't know how you found me or how you found out who I was, but you need to go back to Gotham, Tim."
"But-"
"Now, Tim. You're parent's are probably freaking out about where you are right now."
Tim didn't say anything for a long moment, he feet rooted in place. Just as Dick turned around to go to the fire escape, he spoke, "My parents don't care where I am." Louder, he said, "Bruce is going to start directly killing people if you don't go back there and help him."
"Why should I help him?" Dick demanded. "He didn't even tell me that my little brother had died! I didn't even get to go to his funeral! And then Bruce had the audacity to punch me in the face and blame me for not being there! I'm not going back to Gotham, I'm not putting on the Robin suit again, and I sure as hell am not going to help Batman. he made it clear that he works alone, so let him." With his peace said, Dick took his hoodie and sweatpants off, donned his domino and escrima sticks, and left through the window fifteen minutes early.
Neither Tim nor Danny said anything for a long few minutes, neither bothering to move. Too many thoughts in each of their heads with no way to properly form words.
Finally, after nearly seven minutes, Danny's voice broke through the air. "I'm sorry he yelled at you."
Tim, having forgotten Danny was there, jumped and turned to face him. "What?"
"He hasn't been the same since Jason died, not that I know what he was like before."
"What do you mean?"
Danny moved into the kitchen, pulling down two cups, filling them with water before offering one to Tim and leading him to sit down on the couch.
"I don't know a lot about the situation, I've only been here for three weeks now, but I know that Dick is still hurting. Nightmares, hallucinations, the works. He's been more violent recently, too, but obviously not as much as Batman has been."
"You, uh, you know?"
"Yeah. Kinda hard not to figure it out while living here, and you coming in today didn't help that." Tim blushed and sipped his water. "Though, like you, I showed up on Dick's doorstep already knowing he's Nightwing."
"Oh? And how well did that pan out for you?"
Danny shrugged. "I offered him help and refused to leave until he accepted it."
Tim laughed. "That's what I did to Bruce!"
They shared a smile. Danny lifted his cup as if to toast. "Here's to a couple of goblins with hero complexes." Tim lifted his cup to join Danny's toast and they both took a drink.
Giggling, the two finished their water in relative quiet, the air around them comfortable.
"Say," Tim asked, putting his cup down on the coffee table, "How old are you?"
"Fourteen. You?"
"Same."
"Cool."
"You're parents know where you are?"
"Nope. I would ask if yours do, but you already answered that."
"Yeah, they aren't really around much. I did tell Alfred I'd be gone, though, so he knows I'm not home."
"Yeah, but does he know you're here?"
"No."
"Hm." A beat. "Who's Alfred?"
Another laugh startled out of Tim. "Bruce's butler. Did Dick tell you nothing?"
Danny shrugged again. "I haven't pushed for answers about anything; I'm not a therapist. I'm just here because he's going to end up killing himself at the rate he's been working himself."
"So is Bruce," Tim admitted softly, "But he's going to end up taking Gotham down with him if no one stops him."
"So what are you going to do?"
He thought for a long minute, weighing options in his mind before saying, "I guess I'll have to be the help he needs me to be."
Danny tilted his head sideways like a dog. "What do you mean?"
Tim squared his shoulders, though he was still hesitant. "Batman needs a Robin, and if Dick isn't going to be that for him, then I guess I'll have to be."
Another beat. "But do you want to be a vigilante?"
"Does it matter if I want to be?" Tim asks, "If I don't then no one will." He took a deep, steadying breath. "Gotham is my home. I can't let Bruce destroy it in his grief."
"I understand." Danny nodded, "But what you want does matter. I know I can't stop you, so I'm not going to try, but I'm going to make you promise me something." He made sure to hold Tim's gaze. "You ask for help when you need it." He held out his hand and waited.
"What?"
"You're phone. Give it to me." Reluctantly, he did so. As soon as the flip phone was in his hand, Danny put his number in it before giving it back. 'You don't have to do this alone, okay, Tim? Promise that you'll call me when you need help, okay? Any time of day, I'll answer."
Tim stared at his now closed phone, the weight grounding him for a moment. "Are you going to be a vigilante to help Nightwing?"
"I already am."
"Huh?"
"It's why I'm here, It's why I know I can't stop you and why I'm making sure you know I'll be here to help you."
Nothing else was said between the boys. Nothing else needed to be said.
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#part 8#dp dc crossover#dc x dp#dp x dc#danny phantom#dck grayson#nightwing#death is a legal barrier#work life balance#but it's being explained by a hypocrite 7 years younger than him#danny is going to make sure dick takes care if himself#dick is getting attached#dick needs a hug#dick needs help#danny needs a hug#danny needs help#danny's here to help#oh look#tim's here!#tim drake#will danny help tim too?#yes. yes he will#who's going to stop him?#not me#also#what's this? a double feature?#How To Balance Your Daytime and Nighttime Activities So That You Don't Burn Yourself Out More Than You Already Have
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🐍 Cheeseless version's: twitter, bsky
#nsft#dnd art#monster fucker#terato#monster lover#snake man#snacc man returned#i've finished it a while ago so#here it is#oh to be a busy girl hurrying to her magical studies#should've listened about local monsters rut seasons#also i hate that he has double dick BUT this angle doesn't let us see that#but i loved how i entangled them so#ig later i'll return to snakefolks to fix this horrendous mistake#cheesy art#Valeska
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Tim finds Jason, this hulking 6'2 scarred brick shithouse of a man, and everything he does adorable. The others understand when Jason is being amiable and soft like when he's baking or directing traffic around crossing ducklings. But Jason could just be eating a burger and Tim would gush about how cute he is.
#Dick and the others have taped Tim's mouth shut once but Tim's heart eyes did all the talking for him#Jason: maniacally cackling while beating up bad guys#Tim: oh my god guys do you see how darling he is? <3#jaytim#timjay#double red#red robin hood
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Dick canonically watches Sailor Moon
#do with this information what you will#in hindsight this checks out#comic panels that make me do a double take at 3am#nightwing 1996#nightwing 1996 issue 60#nightwing#dick grayson#batman#batman comics#nightwing comics#dc#dcu#dc universe#dc comics#liveblogging
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#life is strange#life is strange double exposure#chloe price#max caulfield#pricefield#deck nine#deck nine can suck a dick
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I love the idea of the beast having 2 dicks. When I see that, I want to see them in both holes as the same time, just filling them up or one cock in the ass and the other rubbing against the person's cock.
The best is if it's the end position is if both cocks are being held together for extra friction and both are coming together
The absolute best is if there is 3, a beast with 2 cocks fucking a human with another, beast or human, between them, getting fucked by a human and beast cock as the same time.
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i want a 3:3 bingo Ghost courting fic with dead on main (Jason x Danny) Double edged sword (Damian x Ellie) and NightBirds (Jazz x Dick)
Danny got dating advice from his ghost friends.
Ellie's going on vibes.
Jazz tries to be normal and fails miserably
it's terrifying (to the Living) it shouldn't work but it does because Bats are just Like That™ and Liminal
i want Dick x Jazz to start last so he gets some time teasing his brothers before falling for the trap
#dpxdc#dead on main#jason todd x danny fenton#double edged sword#Danielle x Damian#NightBirds#jazz fenton#Jazz x Dick#Jazz works in Arkham because she likes it here#Jazz is very liminal and may or may not have a pet ghost#jokers kneecaps#because reasons#dc x dp#danny phantom#danny fenton#feel free to use
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#a doctor once said the opening line to me once and i replied without thinking 'oh i'd be so lucky'...i almost died of mortification#im still stuck on pre watershed double entendre jokes im sorry everyone#team fortress 2#tf2 heavy#tf2 medic#heavymedic#red oktoberfest#tf2 fanart#heavy is the dick in the relationship. he's a quiet guy so you know he's working on some sick burns#still getting over my art block! im...getting there slowly#tf2
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dcau league barbenheimer. is this anything
#FOR THE RECORD: j’onn would do the barbenheimer double feature and dick would drag bruce to see barbie#wally makes john and shayera see barbie with him#dcau#justice league unlimited#barbenheimer#bruce wayne#batman#diana prince#wonder woman#john stewart#green lantern#wally west#the flash#shayera hol#hawkgirl#j’onn j’onzz#martian manhunter#clark kent#superman
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Given resent events-
Still surprised I haven't come across a Joel & Logan x reader fic yet jsjsjsjks
Unrelated but an alternate X-Men universe existing within TLOU sounds cool tbh
Need that dilf double decker dick- PLEASE IGNORE WHAT I JUST SAID (I could have just said The Quadruple D lol)
#pedro pascal characters#hugh jackman characters#joel miller#logan howlett#joel miller x reader#logan x reader#joel miller smut#logan smut#wolverine x reader#logan wolverine#pedro pascal fandom#im losing my mind#thinking about old men again#send help#dilf double decker dick
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Prompt:
The fight at Titans Tower goes a little bit different.
Jason actively fakes Tim’s death (all hail clone science) after knocking him unconscious and turns the entire place into a veritable scene of crime.
Then he takes Tim and.. honestly, he hasn’t planned that far. But the kid looks like he could use some hugs.
And Tim, upon waking up, promptly goes starry eyed over Jason’s apparent resurrection. And, yeah, fine, he’s not entirely ok with the whole “I faked your death” thing, but his end goal is now to return Jason to the family fold, so it’s fine. Bruce and Dick don’t like him that much anyway, right?
Meanwhile, Bruce and Dick discover the gruesome scene at Titans Tower and their world crashes and burns for the second time.
#jason i-should-hvae-planned-this-through Todd#dick hunting down the Red Hood like a bloodhound#Bruce double checking if red hood is the joker after all#and second guessing his no kill rule for a hot minute#dick isn’t even second guessing#he’s out for blood#Jason just wanted to feed the kid his homemade chili dogs#but apparently he’s at war now#let jason go home#jason todd#batfamily#batfam#bruce wayne#dick grayson#robin#tim drake#fic#prompts#Nightwing#red hood#Batman#angst#titans tower au#enemy to caretaker
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