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xyanmajor · 1 year ago

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Real challenge of DnD for me as a GM :

- content my players

- find music for immersion

- being able to prepare the sessions with care

Real challenge of DnD for me as a player :

- win a fu*king well deserved ispiration point, one day.

#dnd #player problem #i swear all my mates wants magic item or what #what am I asking for hard prices ?? ansers I amredy habe as a players but tht my char dont clearly have a clue of.#inspi point is the real BBEG for me #dont have humour.#dont have puns #dont have enough imagination xD #inspi point hunter will be my next class #i dont even want one xD. its just... how did they all do to be do funny or clever ??#IRL me is just trash omg

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seeker-ophelia · 3 months ago

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This is a love letter to all the tumblr artists who got us through 10 years

10 Years of Hurt and Angst and Pining and Loss

Sincerely, you artists are da real MVPs

Everyones tagged below the cut

fenharel shame - @rainhol

rook & solas - @fideox

chibi Cole - @sincaotic

adoribull - @orientalld

lounging solas - @an-established-butt-dent

leliana & nug - @doodlownick

kieran & OGB - @thejaguar9art

morrigan - @girl-gwoe

fenris - @fridgemeats

isabela - @milton-chamberlain

varrics phone - @haverdoodles

stressed out varric - @dailydadoodles

rook face - @larkoneironaut

tiny solas - @nikyu0

Target solas (&spiderverse solas/rook) - @pinacoladamatata

spite - @loustica-lucia

manfred - @themaybug

assan (&Alistair w/ cheese) - @olessan

varric - @milton-chamberlain

DJ solas - @chromunist

merrill - @thedragonhermit

puss-in-boots (aka lucanis) - @gormlessboy

anders - @pinkfadespirit

tired soals - @greypetrel

cass/lily/josie - @briccko

Sincerely, thank you guys so much.

7 Sleeps. 168 hours left.

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fireladybuckley · 8 months ago

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I can’t believe a boyfriend made a silly sex joke to lighten the mood after both partners had a moment of vulnerability. The audacity. The horror. The normalcy! Unbelievable. How dare a conversation about feelings turn to levity. How dare a couple have a light chat about trauma-related things over dinner that doesn’t turn into an incredibly deep heart to heart instead of a joke and moving on. Unbelievable. I’m never watching this show again! 👎🏻

#911 spoilers #bucktommy #Evan buckley #Tommy kinard #look #as a queer person in a relationship with another queer person #both of whom have major familial trauma #trust me when I say you generally DONT WANT ever reference to your feelings and trauma to turn into a huge deep discussion #sometimes you just say something vulnerable #and the other person does too #and then you joke about it and move on #humour is powerful coping mechanism as well #one that is pretty common especially among guys #people need to freaking relax ffs #Tommy is not a horrible person for making a flirty joke #things were said and feelings were acknowledged #and then they moved on #this is all perfectly freaking natural #Buck is not some sensitive flower that can’t handle a silly joke about daddy issues #please I beg you all to look at this at a distance with some common sense #rather than the ‘but Buck is traumatized and must always be treated delicately!!’ lens #and I am saying all of this as someone who really doesn’t give two fucks about the joke itself #I’m not into daddy kink idgaf #but if the idea that a queer couple isn’t allowed to insert a flirty joke to lighten a moment of vulnerability #then I don’t know what to tell you #you personally finding something innapropriate does not mean it’s actually innapropriate #please just chill out ffs #no one wants to hear about how evil Tommy is for hitting on his boyfriend for months and months to come

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consult-sherlockholmes · 9 months ago

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Sherlock banging out the tunes on the violin (April 13, 2024)

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago

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More silly MXTX polls to mull over for the week:

#poll #svsss #mdzs #tgcf #EDIT: JINGLES MISERABLY: I thought this was set for a week...not a day....Sigh......#Thought about doing this just for mdzs but there are too many characters for a proper poll and im not strong enough to do a tournement.#So now its just the main duos (+anyone else who manages to be a strong contender. Freedom of expression and all)#I think its fun to put characters in scenarios! I also think its more interesting to raise the stakes.#You may imagine any situation what gets all 6 into the same room for a Mario Partio Kartio event.#The question is who is the most cringe and fail. For the humour of the situation!#and yes - as always (unless it gets rancid again) I will have a comic for the results at the end of the week <3 #This poll is a shout out to people like me who are bad at video games and suffer whenever mario kart comes out at parties.#I mean it with my whole ass that I should not be given a controller.#No I'm not trying to hide my abilities or be humble. Dont do it.#Yes I have played a *lot* of mario kart for the wii. No I'm not good.

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faunandfloraas · 2 months ago

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Seungmin saying they changed song by so it would be easier for people to watch and listen and then me seeing people going "Yes! It's good it's on tiktok and shorts now" and I'm like. Oh. You're all so fucking stupid <3

#half the videos were 10 minutes long #and i say this as an ADHD HAVER MYSELF #if you cant watch something that inst filled with bright colours yelling and childish humour #or a fucking tiktok length #like. well I have nothing to say to you actually highly doubtful you'd even read this far tbh 👍#like we'll never get anything more earnest and serious from skz again if things keep going this way #like the fact these no attention span people keep being catered too is so........... No #same with the songs- I complained about the songs all being fucking 2 minutes 20 seconds #like we all know its b/c of ig reels tiktok and yt shorts we all know this but Fuck who cares lets just go along i guess #i don't think people should watch stuff they are not interested in. i really don't.#but the amount of comments i read on those videos that were just so Nothing #no thought at all #idk like maybe try to listen to what hes saying and formulate anything outside of 'Omg best vocal best visual how many international fans?!#yk what i mean?#you bothered to watch it how about using your brain a little #also makes his whole Im Trying To Get A Moment in all the codes lowkey like.... yeah you pretty much do have to do that huh #like. they cant have down days or quiet days. Just be on all the time and be acting and funny all the time b/c thats all anyone wants-#so cool #there's no room for earnestness. no room for being a little thoughtful and serious. nuh uh #hopefully he does go back to explaining his thoughts after the tour but tbh I dont have a lot of hope for that :)

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applepixls · 5 months ago

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please can we have more jimmy and impulse.

collabs, streams, heck even a life series team

i just really really want to call them jimpulse

#fdgnjmg #please #i need the punnage in my life #i also think.. jimmys quite similar to skizz?#(so they'd probably get along sorry forgot to finish that thought)#but at the same time #his humour is different #so when hes with people who hes newer to it seems almost like he's..#i dont want to say trying too hard but his humour sometimes doesn't have a place with them? or doesn't hit as well? or something?#and impulse can be like that too sometimes?#cause hes always trying to get better at improv-ing interactions #and hes always changing stuff to improve be it tech or editing #so i think...#idk they both put a lot of effort in and sometimes depending on what group they're in it isn't fully appreciated?#that got a little bit analyzy #tldr: i like them and think they need to work together more often #jimmy solidarity #impulsesv #jimpulse #<leaving it right there #its a good pun #guess the build #build and seek #life series #pixls things

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daily-hanamura · 1 year ago

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#persona 4 #p4 #persona 4 dancing all night #p4d #hanamura yosuke #genuinely yosuke really goes hard on himself so much he talks about how yu is an impossible standard but he does the same thing to himself #yosuke hanamura #ah yes yet another beautiful example of yosuke using humour to create false confidence for himself but also that confidence crumbling easily #except as usual hes playing down his own skills because yu mentions a couple of times later than yosuke actually IS good at dancing #yosuke is so used to being a disappointment that he preempts any expectations people might have of him #yosuke my beloved DONT LISTEN TO THE BAD VOICE IN YOUR HEAD YOU ARE WONDERFUL AND TALENTED STOP BEATING YOURSELF UP #he's good with his queue

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spacejellycreates · 9 months ago

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headcanon that for vulcans, over and understatements are the height of comedy. for a species that is normally so precise, blatantly taking something out of proportion is fucking hilarious, and may earn you a mouth twitch

#i am so gonna use this in my fics btw #i hate the fact that vulcans are treated as not having a sense of humour #they fucking do and they are regularly the funniest bitches in a room #humans just dont get their jokes #headcanon #star trek #star trek headcanon #vulcan #robins thoughts

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outsideyourhousewithaknife · 7 months ago

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One of my posts got a shitload of notes and I instantly went from craving attention, needing dopamine, hopeful for notes and reblogs to solemnly preparing to live life in the public eye and endure the trials of fame (nothing changes)

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cleofast300 · 13 days ago

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#guys...is it too parasocial if i say im worry for dream?#like last time we saw him going back to 2020 humour was on december and...he clearly did bc he was on a bad place #and idk im worried if he's doing bad or not rn #and idk his anwser to that comment sounded to me like a bit off #like idk it reminds me to that time too much and now im worrying myself if he's okay #like no excusing anyone nor saying what he did it's excusable just genuine worry about his well being #yeah this is too parasocial but yk what rn idc we're all being parasocial rn with each other or dream #so idk but I hope his friends go check on him #this feels too random too so im wodering if something happened that freaked him out or what #idk kinda venting my worries that probably dont have a base rn but i want to be compresive than mean rn #negativity

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australet789 · 6 months ago

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this is fun actually

#adding humour to the nsfw-ish stuff is my jam #wip #if you dont have fun during sex then what's the fucking point

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starjunkyard · 9 months ago

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"Im not even sure anymore if we get to choose who our friends are" There is a part of me that resents you for making me a worse person than i want to be but i am inexplicably uncontrollably drawn to you. You make me a worse person which is the last thing i want yet i want you in every way. If i could leave i would. Maybe i can but i dont want to. I have fun with you. You challenge me and you captivate me and you push me and pull and run circles around me and it makes me feel like a younger man. For the price of being a worse person i get to feel truly, wholly alive. You are the blood that runs through my veins; vital, inseparable. I was reborn when i met you and you are the womb that haunts me. You are the one person on planet earth who knows me. I wish i could leave, move on and be the man im supposed to be but my heart is tied to yours in a gordian knot. There is a part of my soul that rests in yours, magnetic. For as long as i love you i cannot be better than i am. But maybe thats something i can learn to live with. Gregory House-- I think you're worth it.

#house md #james wilson #gregory house #hilson #johan being crazy about yaoi md #johan's mindpalace #Im crazy #like im tearing up #this scene is so romantic it genuinely makes me nauseous #the lowlight setting the lingering stares the soft little smile a dam thats finally broken #I need a 12 gauge bullet in the thigh #Please watch this scene screencaps do not do it near enough justice #do you know whats so genuinely actually sickening #its been months since i finished house md #and i have not watched a single show that has managed to fill even a quarter of the gaping bleeding hilson shaped hole in my heart #shows that have actual gay people actual representation and not a single one has managed to alter my brain chemistry the way hilson has #since day 1 episode 1 #Like its actually nauseating a little its so over for me for the rest of my life #Like im actually never recovering #people say “they dont make xyz like they used to haha” But Guys they Genuinely dont #Im going through withdrawls #I need my yaoi cocaine so bad but my plug died 12 years ago and i cant fucking Move #House md capital of fatphobia homophobia transphobia early 2000s edgy humour outshining modern shows with actual rep like im sick #Its not even because i want to like i feel like there are worms in my brain. I feel like ratatoullie if the rat was evil #This is not what the stonewall riots were for #I feel like so nausous why couldnt i be crazy about an actual gay pairing like a normal gay person. Im gonna throwup #Why couldnt i like music and girls #Its not even that house md is objectively logically better than these shows like no. Im just crazy #Im so sick they make me so sick i feel like there are worms in my head. My head #Dont know when i will ever be onorlmal again. Sorr

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nootcatt · 5 months ago

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That moment when the coffee hasn't hit the system yet and the brain just zones out and slightly shifts like it's trying to get comfortable in there but can't figure out what to do with it's arms, leaving you like-

#i know its called vertigo #im just trying to make a joke here #adhd humour #zoning out #undercaffinated #also i probably have some sinus issue dont mind me #memeblr #humour #relatable memes #adhd memes #neurodivergent #neurodivergent humour #adhd #i need coffee #coffee meme #coffee

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djarinova · 21 days ago

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me when everyone i know seems to have closer friendships than i do

#this is about online and also in real life too btw #sorry i was born with the loneliness and longing curse #yeah it's terminal #like yeah im jealous but also i like my loneliness a lil bit too much #love to wallow in it #i fear that it is impossible not to feel like the people who talk to you are faking being friendly and actually dont really like u #but tolerate you and when they talk to their actual friends they dont even spare you a thought #(or worse. laugh that you could possibly think you are their friend when in fact they just humour your conversation)#anyways #im tired #and jealous #and need to sleep before i uhhhhhhhhh yh #and to think #i was actually beginning to feel better about making new friends here and now i feel like shit because ive over thought everything #and worked myself up over the fact that people have friends that they talk to more often than me #WHICH IS FINE !?!!!!#im normal #it's just one of those moments #i love all my online friends and i hope they like me too #mayhaps i shall delete this #em talks #tag talk

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monards · 7 months ago

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i think it's super interesting (and really funny) how. while all other accounts about the sinners describe as these absolutely terrifying otherwordly harbingers of destruction. almost every first hand account is so painfully normal and chill ;; like skirk treats and talks about surtalogi as if he's. a bit annoying & obnoxious to her. and even though albedo describes rhine as 'cold and strict...,' it isn't exactly a sin to not be optimistic and easygoing- plus alice seems fond of her (considering. everything) and her writing in the new hexenbook is. incredibly not what you'd expect with how she's reputated

#yeah guys. i dont mean to have blue hair and pronouns. but there is a MAJOR discrepancy between dain's description & other people #dain please i beg of you STOP MAKING YOURSELF MORE UNRELIABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#who would've guessed the knight who goes out of his way to hide certain things would be unreliable.#LMDASHDASO #i already explained why all the documentations in mond books and wtv are unreliable for. painfully obvious reasons.#-> the dichotomy between unreedemably evil and terrible gold vs apparently just ass at being the best person & dry humour rhinedottir #we love to see it #thanks hoyo #-> dain i think your issue is that your the younger sibiling #no. because someone has to understand what im saying #absolutely NO younger sibling see's there older sibling's friends as they really are #dain is just delusional to the highest power and hasn't snapped out of it yet #give him. a bit #HUAWUAWHU #rhine #rhinedottir #dain #surtalogi #crepe rambles

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