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being honest ive been feeling more & more like a rabid dog like i need to defend misto with my life but nothings even happened & he hasnt been speaking much i just need to maul someone for him to feel alive & he finds it a little funny

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imagine the cognitive dissonance of being a terf, strutting around talking about how youre the only real feminists and youre suuuch a warrior for womens rights, meanwhile everyone else who agrees with you on your biggest issue are raging fascists who think cis women should go back to being slave-pets for men

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"fruit has sugar" warning post reminds me of my coworker who told me to make sure I don't get "addicted to fruit". yeah i'm also addicted to a nice walk on the beach

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thinking about hancock being a boob pervert again its so dear to me. hes not a sleazy merchant type however he found out his closest friend has a massive rack & had the real life equivalent of an anime nose bleed

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mutuals, out of curiosity what season were you born in and what's your favorite season?

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this has of course led to "the first time lachesis had his pussy eaten he nearly struck hades with very potent magic (unintentionally) in reaction"

to be honest lachades probably had unfulfilling sex for a while before they worked out whats fun for lachesis specifically & it took at minimum months of lachesis sucking hades' dick for him to be like hm maybe i can do something like that. & the blame isnt really on him much bc lachesis initiates more often than not & himself remains kind of a prude about sex + its not like lachesis thought of it either i dont think either of them know what theyre really doing. it is really funny to think of lachesis initiating often but also not really getting much out of it sexually like... i know youre not only doing that bc you like pleasuring him you just like the reassurance that hes your man. hashtag bpd warrior i get it. but its a little lame of you man

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heavensward

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hancock holding up hildes tits from behind so the fan actually reaches the underboobs & emet reading a book next to them. one day i will draw this

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seth twiright quite literally has evil bitch disease this is like catnip to me nowadays

i cant think about the evillious chronicles too much bc if i start f/oing from that series no ones gonna be happy with me

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i cant think about the evillious chronicles too much bc if i start f/oing from that series no ones gonna be happy with me

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a silly little doodle combining two of my fave media but i genuinely believe these two would be instantly besties were they to meet.

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i fucking love this website

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I (a baptised catholic) lost my virginity to a satanist the night before Pope Francis died. I fear this may be my fault.

noooooo that's so funny! It was definitely you

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fine i can post these on here too. new mch glam (incomplete until i get the anemos mch goggles but working on it)

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to be honest lachades probably had unfulfilling sex for a while before they worked out whats fun for lachesis specifically & it took at minimum months of lachesis sucking hades' dick for him to be like hm maybe i can do something like that. & the blame isnt really on him much bc lachesis initiates more often than not & himself remains kind of a prude about sex + its not like lachesis thought of it either i dont think either of them know what theyre really doing. it is really funny to think of lachesis initiating often but also not really getting much out of it sexually like... i know youre not only doing that bc you like pleasuring him you just like the reassurance that hes your man. hashtag bpd warrior i get it. but its a little lame of you man