#don't touch me i will bite
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how do i pin this to my profile how do i pin this to my head so when people meet me they can know?????
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Hey! The way you drew Mr. Qi makes me feral, thank you. I love that man in a way one would love their neighborhood cat. Mysterious, I wish to know more of where he comes from, who he is, yet it's better to be kept secret. Again, thank you for drawing him in such a nice way, loved it, will continue to love it, and once I've sent this ask, I shall continue to stare at it like the feral animal I am over that man. Thank you.
thank you anon! <3 i miss him lots lately so here's some sketches
#sdv qi#stardew valley mr qi#to me qi is like. you know. let me explain#imagine you go to a house of someone you really don't like. they have a cat. a huge and mean cat that doesn't let anyone touch him#he's a mystery because you don't know this cat but he's the only one in this house who is somewhat tolerable because well cats are great#you would love to pet the cat but you know he's mean and he will bite your hands off but he's a great company nonetheless#so qi to me is like this cat#does this make sense? i think not lol#but it makes sense in my head
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I got a little silly(i have rabies)
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If you mess with somebody's mobility/life-preserving aid and all you got was yelled at by the disabled person in question, just know you got off easy. Fucking with somebody's aid can easily become a matter of life-or-death, so you have to understand why somebody would "lash out" about that.
#disability#ableism#ableism tw#reminder that fucking with somebody's aid can easily be classified under physical assault (which is what it is)#still fuming about the time my dad talked about how other people would fuck with his CPAP machine since it *has* to be plugged in an outlet#like. do you understand that not having a CPAP machine can easily either severely negatively affect somebody or kill them..#like why would the thought even cross your mind to risk somebody's life or wellbeing like that#but like. it just kind of reminds me that people can be really thoughtless about what they do and cause and effect#like at this point it's self-defense in my eyes and if you're yelled at i don't have sympathy#i will understand if you thought you were being nice but that's where my understanding ends#this is why i like when people have huge patches/stickers on their aids that are like 'DO NOT TOUCH ME' or 'I WILL BITE IF YOU TOUCH ME'#just as examples. but like. yes you shouldn't need to put that there in the first place but it is iconic#it is in-your-face and direct and it reminds everybody around you that it is up to *them* to treat *you* as an equal to abled people#it is bleak though and i hate that people have the need to put them there in the first place#if i ever needed to use more visible or 'obtrusive' aids then i'd absolutely do the same thing though
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I genuinely love the way Billie holds herself with my whole heart; more characters need to start doing it like her <3
#N posts stuff#bnt#like i don't think her arms touch her sides at Any point in the whole movie and i Love that for her#relating to the way people move and hold themselves is Not something that happens very often to me it's such a thrill <3#like her anxious hand clenching in gif 3 AND the stiff-excited way her arms move in the last one &&&&#her excited lip biting and how she smiles all crooked OAUHG just like me fr i love her so much <3#bill and ted#bill and ted face the music#wilhelmina billie s logan#just noticing as i'm tagging this but it's fun to me how ted introduces his name as ted 'theodore' logan and billie inverts it#thea keeps the 'thea theadora preston' format though. ANYWAY we love autistic body language#billie and thea
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Well.
#(I'm back)#It was. Uhm. A chapter#First of all: I'm ENDLESSLY GRATEFUL to the person who sent me the translation basically as soon as the chapter came out.#I even did like 90% of typesetting but didn't finish it because I had to go out#(aka with my friends were literally knocking out at my room and I couldn't make it any more late lol)#Mixed feelings about it? Mostly because there's so much exposition... I'll need to reread it another three times before it sinks in#The color page is AMAZING 10000000000000/10 I love my sskks so much they're so cute I love them so much they're so cute.#Easily the best part of the chapter.#The color page was? Very very pretty too? Like a lot more than usual if you ask me! I can't wait for the volume cover 🥺🥺#It should come out soon shouldn't it? Usually color spreads / pages open the volume...#Akutagawa fake dying again is funny. Like it isssss but also. Idk it's a little lame how we're changing the pov from ss/kk again :/#I can't even tell if I'm being biased or if it's an actual storytelling critique. I don't care right now I just want to see Akutagawa–#being cool rather than. You know. Dead on the ground.#That said! It's also very funny and touches my sense of humor precisely.#Like yeah Akutagawa being like the second strongest pm member and overall one of the most powerful ability user in the world–#that everyone fears (and I know he is! He is indeed for real!)#And yet he always ends up face to the ground 😂😂😂 Like if we don't count the ss/kk fights he literally only ever won against Hawthorne.#And even then he failed to kill him and Mitchell. It's so funny to me. I love him. He's so pathetic#“Wow! Akutagawa is so cool and invincible now!” *ends up biting the dust not even two chapters later*#It's okay because I love him. He's very very powerful and he's also very very pathetic I love that for him#That said :/ I don't really care about Fukuzawa :/ Idk :/ Like :/#Don't get me wrong I LOVE Fukuzawa (I don't. I'm mostly neutral towards him) but this is the ss/kk moment man :/ Whatchu doin#That's about it. Let's see what the next chapter brings!#Everything accounted for I'm glad there wasn't like. A ss/kk kiss or any other big big ss/kk moment#(although Atsushi admiring Akutagawa and thinking about his eyes has its fair share of neatness to it!!)#Because with everything going on this evening I really would have been let down to miss it#But I keep hope for the next chapters!! Please...#random rambles#Had tons of fun typesetting! Even though I don't think there's a point in posting it now. But would love to do it again in the future!#bsd spoilers
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howling at the computer screen
#the dark urge#bg3#this fuckign line#I AM A RABID DIRTY DOG AND I BITE?????????? who talks like that.#malix my cringefail evil sorcerer. thats who#honestly evil playthrough has been hard for me#after raiding the grove i was so sad i didnt touch this save for like 3 weeks#but i think i can take it if i just don't take it seriously#which is not hard when some of the evil lines are hilarious#if you talk like this you do belong with gortash. actually. perfect match#the fact that you get an advantage for this is so funny to me#bc there are so many DU intimidation lines that /don't/ give you a bonus#& the ones that do have advantage tend to be true#durge#dark urge
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the whole "cats choose their owners" thing is really funny to me because ivy very much did NOT choose me. she was a slightly dim-witted and very rambunctious feral kitten, and that combination led to her getting herself stuck inside an old chipmunk nest halfway down the steep bank of the creek by my parents' house. from there she proceeded to scream her head off until both my mom and i came out to see what on earth was making all that racket, then we excavated her out of that hole like a sad little potato. she was grateful for the rescue, but definitely NOT grateful for the ensuing flea baths and conversion to indoor cat life at my apartment, which she reminds me of regularly. ivy i'm sorry for saving you from an early death due to predation/disease/cars, but can you stop biting me every day of my life please
#even every other day would be an improvement.#i do in fact take her out for leashed walks regularly when the weather is tolerable but it hasn't been possible for months and she's FED UP#however. i say all this but she routinely climbs into my lap for naps & greets me at the door purring & headbutting every time i come home#so clearly she's not that unhappy. her tolerance for regular cat-owner shenanigans however is essentially non-existent.#after 6 years though i can read her like a book. i know exactly how many head smooches i can get in before she gets too annoyed#and exactly how long she wants to be held when i come home before she wants to be put down#and exactly what she means when she 'gently' chews on my ankles ('play with me now or i'll bite harder')#but strangers on the other hand? guests in my home? my beloved human friends? they do not speak her language.#and the margin for error with her is razor thin. if you don't listen immediately when she says 'stop touching me' she will go from lovey#to SCRATCHING YOU BITING YOU HISSING HISSING HISSING almost immediately.#i have tried everything to convince her that's unnecessary but i think she is just SO sensitive she can't handle it#but i still love her so much. i understand her and she understands me. idk WHAT i'm gonna do when she eventually dies i'm gonna be a wreck.#in a lot of ways we are SUPER similar. i also lash out when i'm overstimulated & i also have a much lower threshold for that#than most people.#i get it.
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Can boundaries among family members be more common. Like in glad we're talking about setting up boundaries with friends and in relationships but like we need to stop with the "I am entitled to touch you/ get into your space just because I birthed you/ raised you" thing. If I say I don't want a hug, you respect that. tou do not force me into one. If I say I'm not mentally available for a conversation, we decide on a later time to have it, you do not talk over me. If you said something to hurt me and I asked you to either talk to me later if you can't channel your emotions right or ask you to take a different tone, you respect my emotions and reflect. tou do not yell at me and tell me you can do It because you are my parent. If I say I don't want to hug a relative you don't push me to do so. If I don't want to talk to someone, you don't force me to interact with them.
#sincerely an autistic teen who is just tired of this shit#and it honestly doesn't matter neurotypical or neurodivergent#people are all for boundaries and personal space until its familial#if i say i need alone time to process that includes EVERYBODY#no being my mom or dad does not give you a pass#don't touch me means don't touch me#I will bite your arm clean of don't test me#showing me you love me means respecting my wishes NOT forcing affection on me#boundaries#parenting#sensory issues#personal space#relationships#family
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having a rough time today, we're going to have to say goodbye to gabe tomorrow and i'm not ready in the least
#i still feel like there's so much more i should've been able to do even though i know we did everything we could#and i don't want to risk making him suffer just because i'm upset and don't want to say goodbye#the prednisone doesn't seem to be helping anymore and now he's got internal bleeding and having a hard time breathing#and yet he still tries to bite me if i go to pet him lol#13 years and he still hates when anyone touches him
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i got REALLY into kandi recently so i made my cat one that says BITCH bc that's what he is <3 and the other beads on it are hearts in rainbow order bc that's also what he is <3 gay i mean <3
he is so tolerant
#el has a life#my CAT#him's halo <3 👼#he's still got it on his head he's SO tolerant#and asleep as fuck but also so tolerant#he let me put it on him!!!!#it was actually the perfect amount of beads for it to be nice and loose on him but small enough it won't fall off#its the perfect size it's so cute#unfortunately he did try to bite it off at first but he got used it it#i guarantee it wouldn't last long tho if i left it on his arm#it's STILL on his head#patience of steel u guys#he'll bite me for walking a few paces in front of him but i put a whole bracelet on him and he's just chill#zero fucks#king honestly#omg he woke up#i don't think he knows it's there#it's not touching his ears so he hasn't flicked it off#i'm patting him and everything he's completely unfazed#what#dude#there's a THING ON UR HEAD#he's so important
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finding an injured byan in a dingy alley really do be like cornering a feral animal... like, they are fully prepared to bite, scratch, and maim if you get too close, regardless of your intentions
#survival instincts on high... ur not touching them without taking a bunch of damage#no matter how injured they might be. they could be dying and they're still gonna try to bite a chunk of flesh outta ur arm.#they WILL kill if they feel particularly threatened too... but fortunately that's not a situation that arises too often#hey hi i'm taking a crack at doin some writing so wish me luck :>#then i'm gonna go poking at dms bc i'm officially behind on THOSE after this weekend too lmfakjfs#i promise nothing bc my brain is still pretty up & down (& overwhelmed :/) but we're TRYING#━━ ˟ ⊰ ✰ draft commentary.#━━ ˟ ⊰ ✰ ooc ⋮ don't @ me.
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Urgh I hate myself and I want to die but I guess I'll go to sleep instead
No I will not feel better tomorrow but I need to be somewhat functioning as to not fail everyone around me
Gn my lovely moots!
#vent#not rly but watever#just covering my bases#nighty night#sleep tight#don't let the sweet touch of death bite because the validation from this website is keeping me alive#and that's not possible if you aren't also alive!!!#also i just care abt you#-to all of my mutuals
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i was so brave a couple days ago. there was a baby huntsman spider in my room and i totally didn't fumble trying to catch it 3 entire times while trying to lure it in and out of a box all while screaming and going "whAT THE FUCJ WHAT" whenever it moved even a little bit. in which the reason i was trying to catch it was because it randomly appeared on a box right next to my bed and i knew if i didn't catch it i wouldn't be able to sleep. nope. totally wasn't genuinely frightened by a tiny itty bitty little guy that could literally fit in the palm of my hand 15 times. whaaaat me? scared by a tiny little spider??? psh no wayyyyy man no way
(after i did this i was slightly shaken up and extremely worried there was another much bigger one in my bed and i felt like there were bugs crawling on me until i fell asleep)
#local australian man terrorised by very harmless tiny insectoid creature that is so small it would otherwise be almost unnoticeable#(ok tbf huntsman spiders aren't ''harmless'' per se but they wouldn't bite you unless you really provoked them to. still tho. harmless)#also the spider is ok :)#i captured him in a jar and put him outside and he has now burrowed himself in a potted plant <3#he's actually really adorable but the problem is that i am TERRIFIED of spiders so i was just like#switching from going ''hi little fella you're so cute can you please get in the jar''#to going 'wgAT THE FUCK HOLY SHIT'' every time he got scared and moved#this is the closest i have ever gotten to touching a huntsman spider ever#weirdest thing is that i think this spider was in my room before. like i found a baby spider a couple weeks ago and here it is again#i thought it just like. vanished and went somewhere else as spiders do but he was apparently in my room the whole time........#but yeah. i have like. the weirdest inner dilemma with spiders#cause like. i like spiders. but i'm also very scared of them. but they're cute. but they're also very visually distressing.#but they're helpful creatures to keep in your home. but they're also very sneaky and could jumpscare you on accident#and also i don't want to have a spider in my room because what if i don't know that it's there and it gets hurt.....#my room is so messy and i'm so clumsy that i'm afraid i'd hurt the poor thing unknowingly#i love spiders but i also have like 10 layers of fear keeping me from getting close to one#like that encounter was the closest i've gotten to a huntsman spider. apart from the bathroom jumpscare incident#spider#huntsman#huntsman spider#arachnophobia#also update: the big huntsman that was living in the kitchen is back.....#he's ok though he can stay there#he's a good bug catcher and i love him :)#he's very dusty and gangly and strange i love him very much#he scares me sometimes but he is my little buddy
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every time i mention my age in a post people think the post is about me not wanting to age but really they’re just about me wanting the person who’s gonna crack their ribs open and let me take a nap inside to HURRY UP already
#and actually that's not even true bc that's the level of commitment i look for in friendships too like you gotta let me take huge bites#out of your organs#or we cannot hang out#and on that front im doing alright#im excited to be older im not depressed about that!!#i just live by myself and work by myself and don't get touched so i come here to the virgin website to YELL#i do however have unspeakable urges
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i love the idea of aki being really strong without seeming like it especially because of his uniform. manhandling or carrying someone with ease and not breaking a sweat. you never really pay too much attention to it until he rolls up his sleeves and you see his forearms or hands. im drooling.
he definitely doesn't look like it. even when he's out of uniform, he's on the leaner side, he isn't crazy muscular. but aki is a lot stronger than he appears, much more than anyone gives him credit for.
dont forget that he regularly beats up guys from division 2 in boxing matches without even trying... he's really quite tough....
#the way that the guy he's fighting is 2x more muscular than him#but aki still beats him with ease#god aki in these panels.... I'm....... I'M......#the low cut tank top..... his shoulders and arms... his collarbones#you can't see me right now but I'm on the ground slamming my fists and crying and choking and sobbing and frantically spasming#aki please I want you#he's so cool and hot#we're going all night I don't care if the bed breaks we aren't stopping#I wish we got to see more scenes of aki fighting#him fighting katana man is one of my favorite scenes in the manga#but I also like how even though aki is pretty tough#the devils in this world are just so powerful that regular humans can't stand a chance against them#please I want animated tank top aki soon.......#I wanna bite him all over#I like lean aki#aki who is strong and you can feel his muscle when you touch him but he really doesn't look like it#I've talked about it extensively but if he's using a sword a lot the strongest parts of him would be his shoulders and his back#ok I need to stop talking#ask mags#aki <3
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