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my friend recently told me after we had a fight we spent some of the best time together in a long while

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An Agate Stone that looks like a window to the ocean.

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Honestly if we didn’t share the planet with funny little animals I would have fucking lost it years ago

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if st5 is going to be bad anyway why not make the whole season a time travel fix-it with cameos from everyone who died over the last four seasons?

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Lily: what message did you wake up to this morning?

Regulus: good morning baby, I miss you already

James: I love you, good morning

Sirius: morning cariad <3

Remus: morning mon amour, call me when you’re up

Peter : Battery Sufficiently Charged

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they should invent a sandwich in which all the ingredients stay where you put them and not slide out

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collecting autistic traits like they're Pokémon's

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for anyone who wants rat

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This dog was documented chasing a 'Kakao Maps' street view camera around a small South Korean island, it is featured in more than 1000 images of the island.

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[on the phone]

Sirius: Where are you? Dinner is getting cold!

Remus: Waiting for the bus.

Sirius: Hurry up!

Remus: Ok, I'll be waiting faster, you cunt.

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Regulus: I get a feeling that the two of you will get along really well! *immediately leaves*

*Sirius and Barty sitting in visibly uncomfortable silence for a long while*

Sirius: Quidditch?

Barty: Nah...

Barty: Serial killers?

Sirius: Not really...

Sirius: Motorcycles?

Barty: Maybe...

Barty: um... mommy issues?

Sirius: Kinda?!

Sirius: hmm... pretending to be straight but actually very much gay and in love with a grumpy best friend?

Barty: Omg! We'll really get along well!

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So, in Stranger Things fanfic when the author has Dustin bugging Steve about dating Robin and won't drop it, why doesn't Steve ever turn to Robin (because it's them, she's never far away lol) and go "Hey Robin, do you want to go out with me?" and have Robin respond "Ew no, you know you're not my type. You're my brother, gross."

And Dustin defends Steve (sweet boy, clueless but sweet) and goes "Really Robin, you would never date Steve?"

Robin snaps back with a "Would YOU date Steve?"

Dustin, flabbergasted, being like "That's my brother, Robin! Gross!"

And she's like, "Exactly!"

Steve is brother shaped. I don't make the rules.

He can date Eddie as a little treat though.

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juicy couture sweatsuit, chanel(?) glasses (the big square ones with rhinestones), juicy couture bag and uggs and it's all pink OR a house.

what super expensive indulgence would u get for urself if u suddenly came into a bunch of money?? assume all bills/mortgages paid, all friends helped: what treat are u buying just for u?? for me it would be a quilted lambskin chanel bag in iridescent pink

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Some speedpaints

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Ever since I was a little girl I’ve loved information