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feel free to cite the deep magic to me witch i was there when it was written but my memory is like REEEEALLY shitty

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As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

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i didn't realise the dates so i was late to wish my best friend hally birthday and ides of march too...brooo

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I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee

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top 3 places to bleed out:

1. the snow

2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms

3. bathroom floor

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Wow, Tumblr is fuckin' HYPE for the Ides of March this year. I wonder why that could possibly be.

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Steve and Eddie, who are both in a city for some music awards the next day, who both decide to go out for a couple of drinks the night before, who entirely thanks to destiny sit next to each other at the bar, who hit it off quickly and start talking and go on and on and on and on...

Steve knows that he recognizes Eddie from somewhere, but he is not entirely sure where from until a guy approaches them asking for a picture with him, that Steve takes very amused, and he realises he's the metal guy Dustin had asked him to take a picture with if he saw him at the awards.

Eddie, on the other hand, doesn't recognise Steve at all, even though he is objectively way more famous than him. It's just that Steve always wears a wig and sunglasses, a moustache that is sometimes fake. It's not like his identity is a secret, he does some interviews without the costume. It's what robin has called his 'drag persona' and not his hannah montana. Gives him some peace in the way that only dedicated fans recognise him when he's out.

The night is coming to an end and Eddie gets a brilliant idea to see Steve again. He asks him to be his date to the award show, like a full date, stand at his side at the red carpet and pose with him and everything, he thinks it will be fun and a very amused Steve agrees.

Eddie is very confused and surprised when the photographers ask to take pictures of his date alone at the red carpet, when some interviewers call out to him and he goes to them easily, but he is too caught up on his own interviews with his band to really pay attention to whatever shenanigans his very hot "anonymous" date has decided to pull.

Eddie is absolutely shocked when his hot "anonymous" date wins artist of the year and kisses him before going on the stage.

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i am afraid of people who reblog things with no tags. not even any identifiers like the show it’s from or anything. just silence. what are you thinking?? hello??

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this might just be the first ides of march I'll acc spend on tumblr if i remember to pop on. i want to finally witness it happening not just see the results

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My coworker left this note on my station today

A little early but shes got the spirit

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Steve, new to the city and looking for a D&D specialty store to get a gift for Dustin, decides to ask a handsome stranger wearing a D&D shirt for help. But before he can even get the question out, the stranger seems oddly pissed off and says something about needing to be left alone every once in a while. Steve is confused. The guy asks, in an unnecessarily rude tone, "Don't you know who I am?"

And then Steve's mind goes blank, because he's thinking the man's face is a little familiar but he can't remember why. But maybe he knows him from high school and totally forgot, and now the guy is offended. He doesn't want to admit that he's forgotten the man's name, so he says, "Yeah! How have you been? It's been so long!"

And then the guy, world famous rockstar Eddie Munson, is confused, thinking this person he assumed was an annoying fan who lacks personal boundaries, is actually someone he genuinely knows. He also doesn't want to admit that he forgot the guy's name, because he's cute and doesn't want to look like an asshole. So he goes along with it. They awkwardly exchange phone numbers to "keep in touch" and leave the encounter extremely confused.

Steve texts Eddie his original question, because he still hasn't found a gift for Dustin, and conversation continues from there until eventually they separately realize that they have no idea who the fuck they're talking to, they've never met before that day on the street. But they're totally crushing hard, so they both stoop to finding excuses to keep the conversation going.

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me in five years when i still don’t have my life together:

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hey bro why does your speech bubble become heart shaped when we talk ? bro why did the tail on your speech bubble curl around and make a little heart shape

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Robin fully thinks that Dustin is a dog that was sent to obedience school and not a human child that went to summer camp because Steve talks about him like:

Steve, sighing wistfully: I just miss the little guy, you know?

Robin: ?

Steve, right after servicing ice cream to a guy: That’s my mailman. Dustin fuckin’ hates that guy. Goes crazy when he sees him.

Steve: *does not elaborate on Dustin’s long standing feud with the postal service*

Steve: My parents are actually kinda happy that’s he’s gone. They think he’s loud.

Robin, thinking of her neighbor’s dog: Yeah, they’re like that.

Steve: And the jumping, they hate that.

Steve: - bunch of chocolate. Got an upset stomach and threw up.

Robin: They can’t have chocolate.

Steve: Yeah, I know. He’ll throw up!

Steve: Dustin’s coming back next week. I think I’m going to get him a welcome back gift. Got any ideas?

Robin: Something that squeaks?

Boy, walking up to the counter: Hi

Robin: Hi

Boy: I’m Dustin

Robin, internally: *no one can ever know any of my thoughts ever*

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rewatching st4 and whyyy are they encouraging Nancy to cheat on Jonathan with Steve the whole time? like please just leave Steve alone at this point AND why should she cheat on Jonathan? like they're clearly in love???

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i'm making the moony toast for breakfast tmrw cause i just found out we have all the ingredients!!!