#don't ask me what this means
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escespace · 3 months ago
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Arthur: I just need you to concentrate FOR FIVE SECONDS!!!
Merlin: You had it and then you lost it in that outburst, What comes easy goes easy... *Shrugs*
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m4rs-ex3 · 4 months ago
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from "i love you, rayla" to "i love you, rayla"
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hersurvival · 6 months ago
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City streets rapidly claimed,
An intersection moved in upon by rebels,
Guns and dogs and trucks,
As I am in the middle of crossing the street.
Grabbed, dragged, abducted.
A warehouse filled with girls,
Taken. Same as me.
These are trials, competition,
Impress the boss, their leader,
You will survive.
But what am I if not a caretaker?
Time's up and I've helped everyone else
Except myself.
And as the guards come round
To make their judgment,
The panic of being a disappointment,
Of not being perfect,
Has me collapse.
A man straddles me
As I am hyperventilating,
Shoves two fingers under my ribs,
Demanding I focus, sharp pain.
In and out, too bright,
Somehow too dark.
I lock eyes with two girls up high,
Attempting to escape through a vent.
And what good am I if not to protect?
What more can I do as diversion, distraction,
But stop breathing all together.
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presidentdragon · 10 months ago
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The ant that was turned into a human when it discovers it can no longer chew through drywall
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angels444yuri · 9 months ago
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there's something very metaphorical about me
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meshaamem-li · 1 month ago
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I'm enjoying the food very much but what the hell happened that made you go "I must spam Phineas and Ferb posts immediately"
tumblr started showing me Phineas and Ferb posts idfk, the algorithm controls my hyperfixations like a scientist giving their lab rat different types of cheese
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shokogast · 7 months ago
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dream (nightmare) blunt rotation michael mell and riz gukgak
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dead-sp1der · 1 year ago
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New Ethoslab update
He either likes to "have sexual relationships" or "dance" with bugs and cheese
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incubus-incumbent · 6 months ago
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human beings are not only capable of going into heat, but the fact that we are capable of recognizing it suggests it is a call to action above all. in this essay i will
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vulgarmaw · 4 months ago
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Me, leaving the nuclear power plant covered in blood and viscera: "Dinners almost ready!"
Everyone else at my cats birthday:
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graveyarrdshift · 2 months ago
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my body is a bowl and my joints are spaghetti
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queer-ghosts · 5 months ago
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it's because you're always on that damn dishwasher
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umbral-archives · 1 year ago
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When Murdock has bigger tiddies than you (ಥ ͜ʖಥ)
rip to you but im different
Narrator: Pyre was not actually different and in fact had smaller tiddies than Murdock. Everyone had smaller tiddies than Murdock, for Murdock was born with a condition known as Breastimus Maximus.
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wingedprincesskoala · 2 months ago
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I believe this song is Separate Ways 2.0. The intro, the theme, the way Arnel sings it. And then there's lyrics.
Two dreamers fierce in love
Two hungry hearts
Trying to outrun each other
Now we're miles apart
You saw it your way
And I was always right
Don't say you'll walk away
Oh, give me one more night
We can't let foolish pride
Tear us apart this way
Feel the distance, miss your touch
But dear God, I've learned
Can't take what we have for granted
I'm gonna find some burns
I need to say it face to face
My love for you will never change
We both need forgiveness now
No one wins this game
The whole lyrics https://www.metalkingdom.net/lyrics-song/journey-don%27t-give-up-on-us-263746
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anouchan-jpg · 3 months ago
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lowkey want my parents to say and feel "we had a younger daughter"
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goatjamesaz · 10 months ago
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