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thwip--thwip · 8 months ago
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Rules: List the First Line of your last 10 (posted) fics and see if there's a pattern!
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It takes Peter nine full seconds to realize he made an earth-shattering mistake.
dick or treat | IronDad, 1,321
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The kid seems nervous.
breathe, spiderman | IronDad, 2,981
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Harold Theopolis Osborn is not a quiet child.
chosen family | Parksborn, 25,534
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It’s thirty-six hours, twelve minutes, and four seconds before Rhodey has had enough.
Tumblr Prompt | IronDad, 1,460
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Tony has to admit, this wasn’t how he saw his day going.
Tumblr Prompt | IronDad, 2,551
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Peter wakes up to screaming.
MTBI | IronDad, 1,593
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Tony knows something’s wrong about thirty minutes into the R&D presentation.
duly noted | IronDad, 2,001
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In retrospect, maybe running into the collapsing building wasn’t his brightest idea.
do you trust me? | IronDad, 2,899
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Press conferences are a boring, but woefully necessary part of Tony’s life.
red alert | IronDad, 1,204
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It happens right as the fight is winding down which, in retrospect, is primetime for something absolutely terrible to happen.
to infinity and beyond | IronDad, 2,007
Tagging @pbpsbff @iron--spider @ctrsara @shootothrill @fieldsofview !
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satin-in-love · 5 months ago
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realizing that i can in fact be the man i wanna be yeah YEAH can’t deprive the world(me) of me i’m too amazing
FORCEMASCING MY FUCKING SELF ISTG 🙏
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umbral-archives · 2 months ago
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Pyre what the FUCK was that last Illinois fic.
Taking me out from fucking orbit.
Holy shit.
I'm gonna destroy you with my upcoming Murdoch fic for Kinktober. Maybe I'll make him Hunter for funsies. /lv /th
@spicy-moths
:)
Cackling evilly
Evil heehee even
Blame echo and angel
Moreso echo bc she gave me the idea for the whip
And angel bc he's big simp hours for the bootleg adventure boy
I'm just trying to write big nasty >:]
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murphymacintosh · 8 months ago
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heigh-ho, new profile pic! felt cute, might raid a human village later idk
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squidsandthings · 1 year ago
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Pro tip:
when your brain is AAAAA (derogatory) and you take things to make it shut up be careful to make sure what things might affect that, because you might just fuck up it brain more??? (On accident)
I learned this the hard way and my flesh and spirit have paid the toll (chest pain, headaches, dizzy spells , and intense anxiety/paranoia)
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purplefyragon · 7 months ago
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fuck it, off anon so I can put a gif, get booped idot
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'idot' <3
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countably-infinite-rats · 2 years ago
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train be like
trainin trainin trainin
"were stopping at the station"
"this train goes to stop 1, stop 2, stop 3, stop 4, stop 5, stop 6, stop 7, stop 8, stop 9, stop 10, stop 11, stop 12, stop 13, stop 14, & stop 15"
clack-clack, clack-clack
low chatter
"now approaching stop 2"
"this train goes to stop 2, stop 3, stop 4, stop 5, stop 6, stop 7, stop 8, station 9, stop 10, stop 11, stop 12, stop 14, & stop 15"
"please mind the gap and take all luggage with you when you disembark"
trainin trainin
nice views
zoooooooom as a train passes
"now approaching stop 3"
"this train goes to stop 3, stop 3.14159, stop 5, stop 6, вокзал 7, stop 9, stop 10, stop 11, stop 12, stop 13, stop 13, & stop 13"
deep black of tunnel
trainin trainin
"this train goes to stop 5, sτop 4, stop 3, stop 2, stop 1, stοp 0, stop -1, stop -2, stop -3, stop SYNTAX ΣRROR, stop 11, &"
"now apprσaching station 2+3i"
"please мind the gap and take all flεsh with you when exuent stagэ left"
trainin trainin
rainbow tunnel rainbow tunnel
"PLEASE MIND THE GAP"
"we will be stopping at stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop"
"thank you for travelling with grand eastern tramway"
"please do not take large luggage on the escalators, they dislike that and will swiftly"
ahh my stop, perfect, goodbye train
"goodbye flesh one"
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petitcanard · 11 months ago
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One of my best friends sent voice memos of himself, reciting 4 poems for me, as a gift for my birthday. I will forever treasure this as the most heartfelt and unique gift I’ve ever received 🥹
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queer-mothra · 2 years ago
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"Seriously, why do you want people to think you're normal? I mean, people have assumed I'm normal my entire life, and then they find out that I'm not. Then they act like I tricked them or something. I mean, normal is a construct. It's this elaborate performance by boring people. You are far from normal. Don't perform normal, Quincy. You are so much more than normal."
- Hillary, Eastsiders (2015), S2. E6.
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eidongs · 2 years ago
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Just realized that I can actually use tarot spreads instead of just shuffling endlessly until my deck spits out cards at me
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thwip--thwip · 5 months ago
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someone left the sweetest fucking comment on a five year old fic of mine and i’m eating drywall 😭😭😭
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umbral-archives · 1 year ago
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When Murdock has bigger tiddies than you (ಥ ͜ʖಥ)
rip to you but im different
Narrator: Pyre was not actually different and in fact had smaller tiddies than Murdock. Everyone had smaller tiddies than Murdock, for Murdock was born with a condition known as Breastimus Maximus.
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satin-in-love · 5 months ago
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the gender euphoria i get from being just some guy is fucking amazing reminds me of this post
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purplefyragon · 8 months ago
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get bapped by your resident catgirl 🤪🐾
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countably-infinite-rats · 2 years ago
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petitcanard · 9 months ago
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Not an ask really but your founders art is soooooo amazing! Just wanted to let you know that I loved them and your sense of humour (madara's 'masterpiece' still cracks me up).
Would you ever post a process of your art?
Heya there! thank you so so so much!!I’m glad you enjoy my little drawings 🤩
I don’t know about posting my art process since there really isn’t one 😅 but who knows! I might try to make something for ya
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