#i speaketh

[thwip--thwip]

Rules: List the First Line of your last 10 (posted) fics and see if there's a pattern!

1

It takes Peter nine full seconds to realize he made an earth-shattering mistake.

dick or treat | IronDad, 1,321

2

The kid seems nervous.

breathe, spiderman | IronDad, 2,981

3

Harold Theopolis Osborn is not a quiet child.

chosen family | Parksborn, 25,534

4

It’s thirty-six hours, twelve minutes, and four seconds before Rhodey has had enough.

Tumblr Prompt | IronDad, 1,460

5

Tony has to admit, this wasn’t how he saw his day going.

Tumblr Prompt | IronDad, 2,551

6

Peter wakes up to screaming.

MTBI | IronDad, 1,593

7

Tony knows something’s wrong about thirty minutes into the R&D presentation.

duly noted | IronDad, 2,001

8

In retrospect, maybe running into the collapsing building wasn’t his brightest idea.

do you trust me? | IronDad, 2,899

9

Press conferences are a boring, but woefully necessary part of Tony’s life.

red alert | IronDad, 1,204

10

It happens right as the fight is winding down which, in retrospect, is primetime for something absolutely terrible to happen.

to infinity and beyond | IronDad, 2,007

Tagging @pbpsbff @iron--spider @ctrsara @shootothrill @fieldsofview !

[satin-in-love]

realizing that i can in fact be the man i wanna be yeah YEAH can’t deprive the world(me) of me i’m too amazing

FORCEMASCING MY FUCKING SELF ISTG 🙏

[umbral-archives]

Pyre what the FUCK was that last Illinois fic.

Taking me out from fucking orbit.

Holy shit.

I'm gonna destroy you with my upcoming Murdoch fic for Kinktober. Maybe I'll make him Hunter for funsies. /lv /th

@spicy-moths

:)

Cackling evilly

Evil heehee even

Blame echo and angel

Moreso echo bc she gave me the idea for the whip

And angel bc he's big simp hours for the bootleg adventure boy

I'm just trying to write big nasty >:]

[squidsandthings]

Pro tip:

when your brain is AAAAA (derogatory) and you take things to make it shut up be careful to make sure what things might affect that, because you might just fuck up it brain more??? (On accident)

I learned this the hard way and my flesh and spirit have paid the toll (chest pain, headaches, dizzy spells , and intense anxiety/paranoia)

[purplefyragon]

fuck it, off anon so I can put a gif, get booped idot

'idot' <3

[petitcanard]

One of my best friends sent voice memos of himself, reciting 4 poems for me, as a gift for my birthday. I will forever treasure this as the most heartfelt and unique gift I’ve ever received 🥹

[queer-mothra]

"Seriously, why do you want people to think you're normal? I mean, people have assumed I'm normal my entire life, and then they find out that I'm not. Then they act like I tricked them or something. I mean, normal is a construct. It's this elaborate performance by boring people. You are far from normal. Don't perform normal, Quincy. You are so much more than normal."

- Hillary, Eastsiders (2015), S2. E6.

[thwip--thwip]

Thank you for tagging me!! Even if I was personally victimized by this uquiz 🤣🧍‍♂️

Like 💀💀💀 I’VE BEEN PERCEIVED 🤣

Tagging: @yes-i-am-happyaspie @blondsak @reachingforaspark

Saw this going around twitter, looked like fun. What? I'm not procrastinating (I am, I really am)

Make this picrew of yourself

Take this uquiz

Post the results side-by-side. No pressure tags: @alypink, @revnah1406, @madefordvarka, @deadbranch, @welldonekhushi, @kaitaiga, @applbottmjeens, @froglights-and-pearls

[the-holy-ghosted]

Girls will say "this is my beautiful wife" and their beautiful wife is just a weird looking man

[lambment]

Can I kiss your silly lamb

[im-jaebongi]

here are all the pics i took of him in the 1st chapter because this man has got me in a fucking GRIP

[thwip--thwip]

someone left the sweetest fucking comment on a five year old fic of mine and i’m eating drywall 😭😭😭

[satin-in-love]

the gender euphoria i get from being just some guy is fucking amazing reminds me of this post

[umbral-archives]

im finishing kinktober before the end of the year so help me god

/threat

/at my self

/with... well... not a blunt or sharp instrument... maybe no little treatos until I finish an entry perhemps

but my brain is full of Atlas,,, stinky AI robot god man nasty,,,

[sleepiest-ghostie]

it’s a weird and wonky kind of world and im just livin in it

[purplefyragon]

get bapped by your resident catgirl 🤪🐾