#i speaketh

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Rules: List the First Line of your last 10 (posted) fics and see if there's a pattern!

1

It takes Peter nine full seconds to realize he made an earth-shattering mistake.

dick or treat | IronDad, 1,321

2

The kid seems nervous.

breathe, spiderman | IronDad, 2,981

3

Harold Theopolis Osborn is not a quiet child.

chosen family | Parksborn, 25,534

4

It’s thirty-six hours, twelve minutes, and four seconds before Rhodey has had enough.

Tumblr Prompt | IronDad, 1,460

5

Tony has to admit, this wasn’t how he saw his day going.

Tumblr Prompt | IronDad, 2,551

6

Peter wakes up to screaming.

MTBI | IronDad, 1,593

7

Tony knows something’s wrong about thirty minutes into the R&D presentation.

duly noted | IronDad, 2,001

8

In retrospect, maybe running into the collapsing building wasn’t his brightest idea.

do you trust me? | IronDad, 2,899

9

Press conferences are a boring, but woefully necessary part of Tony’s life.

red alert | IronDad, 1,204

10

It happens right as the fight is winding down which, in retrospect, is primetime for something absolutely terrible to happen.

to infinity and beyond | IronDad, 2,007

Tagging @pbpsbff @iron--spider @ctrsara @shootothrill @fieldsofview !

[umbral-archives]

im finishing kinktober before the end of the year so help me god

/threat

/at my self

/with... well... not a blunt or sharp instrument... maybe no little treatos until I finish an entry perhemps

but my brain is full of Atlas,,, stinky AI robot god man nasty,,,

[samuraionyourmom]

Can't tell you how much I love weirdly specific customs in fantasy species. Especially courting/wedding rituals. Giving somebody a seashell during a full moon is like professing your undying for them in mermaid culture? Hell yeah. Braiding an elf's hair means you desperately wanna bang them? I'm there every time. You mean a centaur painstakingly made this armor for me so I would be safe in battle because they wanna make out with me sloppy style? Losing my mind. It's so good. Especially when one character is from that culture and the other isn't and accidently does something that 'displays their interest' with no knowledge of it and the other is freaking out about it. Give me more of that. I eat it up every damn time.

[squidsandthings]

Pro tip:

when your brain is AAAAA (derogatory) and you take things to make it shut up be careful to make sure what things might affect that, because you might just fuck up it brain more??? (On accident)

I learned this the hard way and my flesh and spirit have paid the toll (chest pain, headaches, dizzy spells , and intense anxiety/paranoia)

[purplefyragon]

fuck it, off anon so I can put a gif, get booped idot

'idot' <3

[petitcanard]

One of my best friends sent voice memos of himself, reciting 4 poems for me, as a gift for my birthday. I will forever treasure this as the most heartfelt and unique gift I’ve ever received 🥹

[ayowotsdis]

I am sorri for leaving you tumblr, twitter truly is a hell space

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Thank you for tagging me!! Even if I was personally victimized by this uquiz 🤣🧍‍♂️

Like 💀💀💀 I’VE BEEN PERCEIVED 🤣

Tagging: @yes-i-am-happyaspie @blondsak @reachingforaspark

Saw this going around twitter, looked like fun. What? I'm not procrastinating (I am, I really am)

Make this picrew of yourself

Take this uquiz

Post the results side-by-side. No pressure tags: @alypink, @revnah1406, @madefordvarka, @deadbranch, @welldonekhushi, @kaitaiga, @applbottmjeens, @froglights-and-pearls

[the-heron]

Girls will say "this is my beautiful wife" and their beautiful wife is just a weird looking man

[lambment]

Can I kiss your silly lamb

[im-jaebongi]

here are all the pics i took of him in the 1st chapter because this man has got me in a fucking GRIP

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someone left the sweetest fucking comment on a five year old fic of mine and i’m eating drywall 😭😭😭

[umbral-archives]

Just a little guy versus just a little guy: who will win 🤪

Myself, obviously. I am the littlest guy.

Ignore that I have chronic writer's block-

[fandomfuntimem]

Dp x dc prompt because I have nothing else on my mind.

Grayson twins au! But, Danny was given up for adoption as an infant. The Graysons couldn't take care of two kids in the circus. It was just too much. So they gave up one.

Years later, when they're both about 14, Dick and Danny finally meet. At first, they're actually quite similer. They're funny, puns galore, and just happy to know the other exists. They stayed in contact for a while, Bruce, Maddie, and Jack all kept in contact aswell. Making sure the boys had time to meet up. On all levels except for physical (fraternal twins) they were the same.

Then Danny's accident happened. No one but Danny and his friends knew. So when Dick noticed Danny's sudden change in behavior, he became worried. He started checking in more, constantly asking how Danny was.

But when Jason came into the picture, Dick also became distracted. Their contact dropped, their meet ups became scarce, and even when they did happen, Danny was quiet, and Dick was distracted.

Then Jason died. Dick became desperate for brotherly connection, grief and hallucinations consumed him. His lack of contact with Danny suddenly became too much. Constant maddening calls, worried letters, immediet panic whenever Danny didn't respond. Eventually, Danny had to sit him down and give him a very rough talk. It basicly sums up to, "Look, man, I have my own life, and I need to live it. Please, get help, and don't talk to me until you do." It was the finale nail in the coffin. Dick felt betrayed, and they wouldn't speak to each other for years after that.

Whenever they do meet again (up to you), everyone is shocked by how different they are. Dick is so bubbly and fun, Danny is serious and stiff. Dick is cuddly and affectionate, Danny keeps his distance and saves his praises for when they are really needed. Dick stands tall and strong, Danny slouches, depending on a crutch to support him.

While the bat siblings seem uncomfortable with him and unerved by the stark difference between the two, Dick has made it his mission to rekindle the brotherly fire between the two. Slowly, but surely, the siblings realise how alike they actually are, both for the good and the bad.

[lu-is-not-ok]

Thought I (and two other people who helped me brainstorm this lmao) should fill out a Canto 8 bingo now that they're beginning to drop.

Some of these are based on what is already in the game, some are based on the book, some are based on the trends in PM's writing, and some are pure unadulterated copium.

(Bingo template by @/art-is-kayos)

[purplefyragon]

get bapped by your resident catgirl 🤪🐾