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Jedi Master Maul faces the greatest obstacle of his existence: being tiny

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Leia post in honor of Carrie Fisher’s passing which was 7 years ago today.

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getting yelled at by the skywalker siblings

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Fell turned back to his plate with a faint smile on his face. “I remember Will’s father. Quite the ladies’ man, he was. They couldn’t resist him. Until he met Will’s mother, of course. Then he threw it all in and went to live in Wales just to be with her. What a case he was.”

“He fell in love,” said Jem. “It isn’t that peculiar.”

“‘Fell’ into it,” said the warlock, still with the same faint smile. “Hurtled into it is more like. Headlong-crashed into it. Still, there are always some men like that—just one woman for them, and only she will do, or nothing.”

-The Clockwork Prince

And that is just the Herondales way,,

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Jem's parents' love story is so much funnier if you consider that Jonah and Wenyu were born at the start of the first opium war and likely met during the second, being like 18 and 17 when it started. Imagine being a stoic, disciplined warrior princess working at imperial court and one day the evil british enemy shows up and you're ready to annihilate him except he is a sappy romantic fool and tries to serenade you. I know my girl was befuddled. Invented enemies to lovers honestly

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Mina + Silent brothers

As a result of this comment section, you now have this. I am not sorry. enjoy!

characters by @cassandraclare

follow me on instagram @ leizanart :)

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i'm bored here's every shadowhunter completed series summarised:

tid: girl falls for two british men. understandingly, she is in the trenches

tlh: girl marries boy weirdly emotionally attached to side piece's jewelry.

tmi: girl's abusive estranged father is in town. and her brother wants to fuck her. no wait both her brothers. no wait—

tda: reenactment of dress by taylor swift but it is a 17yo father of four and a girl w a sword

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if my husband in the future does not have herondale men aura I DONT WANT HIM

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girls r like "but he's my comfort character" and then it's literally the most emotionally traumatized man you have ever seen ever

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Hey. Hey can we talk about how Kenji switches between calling himself ‘mama’ or ‘papa’ depending on his emotional state and self esteem in the moment. How he’s confident as mama Kenji but switches to papa specifically when he feels that he’s fucked up or that Smoothie is otherwise at risk. The way he believes in mothers due to Mrs Bowman but has never seen a dad not fuck things up.

Can we talk about that?

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Happy National Library Week!! A great time to ask everyone you know if they have a library card.

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haymitch when the bunny leads him out of the maze but directly into an attack from the careers

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new romantics

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my beloved moots, for some reason I am more active on that infernal bird app than I am on my beloved tumblr. But I shall return soonly <3

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so anyway i found my moms xfiles fanfiction from the 90′s

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cal should've been part of the disaster lineage. either as obi-wan's padawan or anakin's (sorry ahsoka ily) because i think it would be funny. anakin and cal would be at each others throats, like the middle child and youngest always are, except when they're bonding over their love for droids. obi-wan, the exasperated older sibling would be trying to reign the two in, but also sometimes inevitably gets dragged into their little fights.

disaster sibling trio. the tired older brother done with his siblings shit, mischievous middle brother with a lot of issues, and the equally mischievous younger brother with more subtle issues.

just. just yeah. i need this.

(this idea / au was inspired by a distant fire is burning — a fanfic where cal learns vader was once anakin skywalker and he ends up using the force to travel back in time to the clone wars where he becomes obi-wan's padawan so he can be closer to anakin to figure out how to stop him from turning to the dark side. you should read it, anakin and cal's sibling rivalry is great)

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I gotta know what are some of your favorite Sansa FICS?

Alright, so I asked you this, and then I was unprepared to answer it myself! 🤣

I'm really into (sometimes strange) AU's, and I know there are plenty more great ones, but some of my favorites right now are:

a tempest, a cyclone, a goddamned hurricane by Dialux - Not Pairing Centric, Sansa Sees Ghosts AU

The Purge by Kit_Kat21 - Jonsa, The Purge AU

Love and Omerta by sword_and_pen - Jonsa, Mafia AU

Doctor's Orders by mynameisnoneya - Jaimsa, Modern AU (with some hilarious Stark interactions)

The Highgarden Holiday by Muze - Sansa x Willas, Modern AU, Holiday Fic

Redamancy by Amymel86 - Jonsa, Modern AU, Accidental Sperm Donor AU (🤣 I don't know any other way to describe it.)

The Night's Bride by redbirdblackdog - Sansa x The Night King (but not at all what you're thinking, AU Night King)

haunt me, baby by chancellor_valdez - Theonsa, Modern AU, Ghost AU (but a happy ending)

Guardian by Nickety - Sansa & Brandon, Short Ghost AU