#I speaketh

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Rules: List the First Line of your last 10 (posted) fics and see if there's a pattern!

1

It takes Peter nine full seconds to realize he made an earth-shattering mistake.

dick or treat | IronDad, 1,321

2

The kid seems nervous.

breathe, spiderman | IronDad, 2,981

3

Harold Theopolis Osborn is not a quiet child.

chosen family | Parksborn, 25,534

4

It’s thirty-six hours, twelve minutes, and four seconds before Rhodey has had enough.

Tumblr Prompt | IronDad, 1,460

5

Tony has to admit, this wasn’t how he saw his day going.

Tumblr Prompt | IronDad, 2,551

6

Peter wakes up to screaming.

MTBI | IronDad, 1,593

7

Tony knows something’s wrong about thirty minutes into the R&D presentation.

duly noted | IronDad, 2,001

8

In retrospect, maybe running into the collapsing building wasn’t his brightest idea.

do you trust me? | IronDad, 2,899

9

Press conferences are a boring, but woefully necessary part of Tony’s life.

red alert | IronDad, 1,204

10

It happens right as the fight is winding down which, in retrospect, is primetime for something absolutely terrible to happen.

to infinity and beyond | IronDad, 2,007

Tagging @pbpsbff @iron--spider @ctrsara @shootothrill @fieldsofview !

[umbral-archives]

im finishing kinktober before the end of the year so help me god

/threat

/at my self

/with... well... not a blunt or sharp instrument... maybe no little treatos until I finish an entry perhemps

but my brain is full of Atlas,,, stinky AI robot god man nasty,,,

[squidsandthings]

Pro tip:

when your brain is AAAAA (derogatory) and you take things to make it shut up be careful to make sure what things might affect that, because you might just fuck up it brain more??? (On accident)

I learned this the hard way and my flesh and spirit have paid the toll (chest pain, headaches, dizzy spells , and intense anxiety/paranoia)

[purplefyragon]

fuck it, off anon so I can put a gif, get booped idot

'idot' <3

[petitcanard]

One of my best friends sent voice memos of himself, reciting 4 poems for me, as a gift for my birthday. I will forever treasure this as the most heartfelt and unique gift I’ve ever received 🥹

[ayowotsdis]

I am sorri for leaving you tumblr, twitter truly is a hell space

[samuraionyourmom]

Can't tell you how much I love weirdly specific customs in fantasy species. Especially courting/wedding rituals. Giving somebody a seashell during a full moon is like professing your undying for them in mermaid culture? Hell yeah. Braiding an elf's hair means you desperately wanna bang them? I'm there every time. You mean a centaur painstakingly made this armor for me so I would be safe in battle because they wanna make out with me sloppy style? Losing my mind. It's so good. Especially when one character is from that culture and the other isn't and accidently does something that 'displays their interest' with no knowledge of it and the other is freaking out about it. Give me more of that. I eat it up every damn time.

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Thank you for tagging me!! Even if I was personally victimized by this uquiz 🤣🧍‍♂️

Like 💀💀💀 I’VE BEEN PERCEIVED 🤣

Tagging: @yes-i-am-happyaspie @blondsak @reachingforaspark

Saw this going around twitter, looked like fun. What? I'm not procrastinating (I am, I really am)

Make this picrew of yourself

Take this uquiz

Post the results side-by-side. No pressure tags: @alypink, @revnah1406, @madefordvarka, @deadbranch, @welldonekhushi, @kaitaiga, @applbottmjeens, @froglights-and-pearls

[the-heron]

Girls will say "this is my beautiful wife" and their beautiful wife is just a weird looking man

[lambment]

Can I kiss your silly lamb

[im-jaebongi]

here are all the pics i took of him in the 1st chapter because this man has got me in a fucking GRIP

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someone left the sweetest fucking comment on a five year old fic of mine and i’m eating drywall 😭😭😭

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Pyre what the FUCK was that last Illinois fic.

Taking me out from fucking orbit.

Holy shit.

I'm gonna destroy you with my upcoming Murdoch fic for Kinktober. Maybe I'll make him Hunter for funsies. /lv /th

@spicy-moths

:)

Cackling evilly

Evil heehee even

Blame echo and angel

Moreso echo bc she gave me the idea for the whip

And angel bc he's big simp hours for the bootleg adventure boy

I'm just trying to write big nasty >:]

[fandomfuntimem]

Half a Life for Half a Life

Jason stood on the rooftop, staring down the creature in front of him. It floated, green tinted skin, long pointed ears, flowing white hair, glowing green eyes, and regal clothing. Despite the inhuman features, it looked pretty close to a male in his 20s.

"Uuuuh, helloooo?" It called, waving a hand in front of Jason's face, calling him out of his thoughts, "I asked you a question!"

"What?"

"Ugh, ok. You gotta listen, man. I hate repeating myself," It lemented, "My name is Phantom, king of infinite realms, bane of Perah dark, protector of the realms, the greate one, Yada Yada title title title..."

Phantom rolled it's eyes as it rattled off the titles. King? That thing is a king? Jason guessed it made sense, explanes the clothes and crown. 'Infinate realms' he would have to look into that later.

"...I'm here, because YOU! have half of my life."

"I- what???" That threw him for a loop, "I don't own anyone's life!"

"Not own! Have! A few years back, you crawled out of you grave, while I, metaphorically speaking, crawled into mine," it grinned. The grin was broken, though. Mournful, even, "when you came back, you needed a life, and in all it's infinite wisdom, the universe decided to take mine! You revived, I died. Y'knooow eye for an eye? Soul for a soul? Half a life for half a life."

"Wait- no. Ok. Hold on," Jason pinched the bridge of his nose and stepped back, "you're saying. I killed you by coming back? How did I only get half your life? What about the other half?"

"Oh! I still have it! Something, no clue what, interrupted the process. Leaving us both half living. Though, unlike you, there was material to fill that gap in my case. Something completed your process later. I think it was when that fruitloop Demon head guy threw you in that tub of ecto-sewage," Phantom gagged, "so! How's my former half doing? Hope you're not wasting it!"

Jason needed a smoke.

[purplefyragon]

get bapped by your resident catgirl 🤪🐾

[petitcanard]

Not an ask really but your founders art is soooooo amazing! Just wanted to let you know that I loved them and your sense of humour (madara's 'masterpiece' still cracks me up).

Would you ever post a process of your art?

Heya there! thank you so so so much!!I’m glad you enjoy my little drawings 🤩

I don’t know about posting my art process since there really isn’t one 😅 but who knows! I might try to make something for ya