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I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.
Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:
Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao
this is so stupid :D
Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.
#fanart#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#gravity falls#book of bill#i watched gravity falls because i was curious about all the Toxic Old Man Yaoi on my dash and wanted context#turns out most of the context was in the book of bill tho lmao#look they either banged or married or both while drunk and i will accept no other possibilities#you don't use the phrase 'and one thing led to another' in a PRIVATE JOURNAL if what happened wasn't salacious in some way#i mean - ford didn't exactly grow up in The Most Inclusive Time Period???#dude was probably like 'gotta use this wording for plausible deniability - NO ONE can know i boinked the talking triangle'#in other news - i must bully the baby billy#don't know how much more GF stuff i'll toss up here but i have a few other little scribbles in the works. probably won't color them tho lol#also don't ask me why bill's bowtie stays where it is despite his “pants” being under it. just. just fucking don't ok???#EDIT: oh and since i see this a lot in this fandom for some reason: DO NOT REPOST THIS PLZ K THX :D
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"no one told me back then that i was in the glory days."
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#stardew valley#stardew valley fanart#sdv shane#sdv sam#jojamart mockumentary#my art#this was inspired by an anonymous ask i received saying:#“Do you have any art of Shane outside of work? Maybe with the hens more in his element?”#and naturally my brain popped up with this idea#of shane at work and also not with the hens#:(#but it made me reflect on the other aspects of shane that we know about#i wish i knew more about his time as an athlete#also!!#the reason i made that poll a few days ago is that the school semester is starting up#i am a part time student in addition to having a full time job#so i'm not 100% sure if i'll have room to make new art#but i don't want to stop posting (at least that's how i'm feeling at the moment)#so it might be fun to highlight my process!!
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L :)
#super mario bros#super paper mario#mr. L#luigi#dreamyart#REPOST i saw a mistake sry sry#not that it mattered actually now that i think about it WHATEVER!#anyway i'm having delusions and not enough time or energy to draw all the L thoughts i have uhhhh stay tuned!#don't ask me how i think his mask works it's just whatever looks cool or is convenient to draw Sorry
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DP x DC Prompt #16
When Hal had asked him which town he protected, Danny was more than happy to tell him, "Amity Park!" When Hal asked Danny where it was, Danny hadn't thought the response, "At this moment? Or where it was last week?" would've caused such chaos in the meeting.
Danny knew not everyone's town traveled across the country, but he didn't think it was odd enough to warrant this kind of reaction.
#finemeal prompt#dp x dc#danny fenton#justice league#hal jordon#amity park#amity park moves around#ya know how a lot of people put amity park in different states?#this is my “in universe” reason for it#like amity park just moves from city to city#just living its best life#one day you go to bed in Minnesota#and wake up in California#just another day in the life of Amity Parkers#they're used to it#don't ask me how this works practically#it just works#trust me
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#im 99.99% sure at least one of the hinted projects is the recording of tit#but now there's more people are on phodcast hill!!#and knowing them! there's probably sooo much more coming ahh#phan#dan and phil#terrible influence tour#(given the quality of this please don't ask me how much time i spent on it instead of working on my three part final due tomorrow <3)#(thats private information <3)
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What a lovely family portrait👨🏻👨🏻👦🏻🖼️
Enhanced image of A-Yuan's first sword flight.
#Modern AU WWX is a pro skateboarder who got vestibular damage after a head injury and-#-has such bad vertigo he can never skate again. But has to keep finding excuses to not reveal his affliction.#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#a-yuan#ask#I honestly have no idea if A-yuan would have flown via sword before this point.#But I can absolutely see him being 1) So delighted and 2) Very Unaware of the danger of hieghts.#At the age he is - it's also likely that he just trusts that these adults will keep him safe.#This is all to say: A-yuan's danger sense is not yet developed and flying is the coolest thing that has happened to him. Maybe ever.#The discussion in the comic tags/comments about how sword flight got me thinking about how it works when someone had passengers#If using a sword requires having a goldern core - what about riders who don't?#I have to imagine it is like currents and magnets. And LWJ is the only one who is magnetized to the sword.#WWX is but a unpolarised clown on a swiftly moving object with a low friction quotient.#He's not the untamed anymore. He's the untethered. He made it through the trip through sheer force of will and hand strength.#The only equivalent I have is#He keeps refusing to get in cars/buses because he 'loves to walk'. He mourns his days of sick drops. Chenqing is his walkman.
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okay but like. I just had the weirdest thought about that ‘don’t look I’m naked’ comic. Which is that that’s essentially the same thing Adam and Eve did after they ate the fruit of knowledge of good&evil. So I feel like the theological implications of that could kneecap Gabe if he doesn’t think V1 is a being with free will.
yeah ok. i dunno man. is this anything
((side note. this isn’t necessarily meant to be in-character or story-accurate or take place at any particular point in time, just a way to explore some Thoughts. i was also imagining more that V1’s words aren't actually spoken, more like Gabriel’s more articulate interpretation of whatever garbled mechanical noise V1 is using to communicate. I think an angel could do that.))
and then they fucked nasty the end
#my art#my writing#who fuckin sent this. fuck you. come off anon so i can kick your ass. (the thoughts this ask sparked consumed almost 3 days of my life)#i dont know what this even is#i just work here#disclaimer i don't come from a particularly religious background so like.#most of my knowledge of christianity comes from when my mom sent me to vbs for cheap babysitting in middle school or absorbed via osmosis#so i have no idea what im talking about except for when i do! hope this helps#i love how i say that like i expect biblical scholars to tear apart my ultrakill gay fanfiction#if you are a biblical scholar and you want to tear apart my ultrakill gay fanfiction please know i am not going to read the bible for this#ultrakill#v1 ultrakill#gabriel ultrakill#gabv1el#blood#love tagging ultrakill stuff with blood. hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor
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As cameras becomes more normalized (Sarah Bernhardt encouraging it, grifters on the rise, young artists using it), I wanna express how I will never turn to it because it fundamentally bores me to my core. There is no reason for me to want to use cameras because I will never want to give up my autonomy in creating art. I never want to become reliant on an inhuman object for expression, least of all if that object is created and controlled by manufacturing companies. I paint not because I want a painting but because I love the process of painting. So even in a future where everyone’s accepted it, I’m never gonna sway on this.
if i have to explain to you that using a camera to take a picture is not the same as using generative ai to generate an image then you are a fucking moron.
#ask me#anon#no more patience for this#i've heard this for the past 2 years#“an object created and controlled by companies” anon the company cannot barge into your home and take your camera away#or randomly change how it works on a whim. you OWN the camera that's the whole POINT#the entire point of a camera is that i can control it and my body to produce art. photography is one of the most PHYSICAL forms of artmakin#you have to communicate with your space and subjects and be conscious of your position in a physical world.#that's what makes a camera a tool. generative ai (if used wholesale) is not a tool because it's not an implement that helps you#do a task. it just does the task for you. you wouldn't call a microwave a “tool”#but most importantly a camera captures a REPRESENTATION of reality. it captures a specific irreproducible moment and all its data#read Roland Barthes: Studium & Punctum#generative ai creates an algorithmic IMITATION of reality. it isn't truth. it's the average of truths.#while conceptually that's interesting (if we wanna get into media theory) but that alone should tell you why a camera and ai aren't the sam#ai is incomparable to all previous mediums of art because no medium has ever solely relied on generative automation for its creation#no medium of art has also been so thoroughly constructed to be merged into online digital surveillance capitalism#so reliant on the collection and commodification of personal information for production#if you think using a camera is “automation” you have worms in your brain and you need to see a doctor#if you continue to deny that ai is an apparatus of tech capitalism and is being weaponized against you the consumer you're delusional#the fact that SO many tumblr lefists are ready to defend ai while talking about smashing the surveillance state is baffling to me#and their defense is always “well i don't engage in systems that would make me vulnerable to ai so if you own an apple phone that's on you”#you aren't a communist you're just self-centered
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can't believe fnaf brought me out of art hibernation man what a turn of events
#my art#clou's art summary#dca fandom#fnaf security breach#art summary 2024#ayo rant in the tags#like everyone else on this planet my 2024 was tough haha#but it was really good artwise#ngl going back to drawing and being unapologetic about it irl was liberating#fr i met some real irl grinches since going to uni#the kind that make you feel bad about liking stuff other than work#i sorta felt ashamed at first and toned it down to focus solely on work#the fnaf dca worms were too strong though lmao#ngl this fandom is awesome#like#last time i checked what was going on in the arcane fandom and this place is a straight up warzone#also it turns out people work a lot better when they're happy how bizarre#no but really this fandom gave me a good deal of confidence in general :D#like YEA i love robots they're so cool how could anyone not like them#YEA i watch arcane every weekend even though i have mixed feelings about s2 it's a literal work of art#though some irl peps used to make me feel bad about enjoying stuff now whenever i meet one i feel sorry for them instead#especially when you ask them about THEIR hobbies instead and they answer 'idk tiktok?' like bruh#hey you#yeah you#if you're reading this don't feel ashamed of your interests#it's not worth it fr#go crazy have fun#draw that character you like#make a playlist for them#draft that fic you were thinking about
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strange fellas
#my art#demon#illustration#oc#ethos#pathos#logos#lino printing fun as hell yippeeeeee#i don't have a scanner at home and i forgor to ask my mom to scan these for me like two days in a row so i just took photos#of the original scans and made do. too impatient. and the paper texture looks neat anyway#how the hell people make intricate line work with lino i do not understand. saw a mutual post a wolf's head lino print the other day#and it was so detailed with thin decorative lines. idk how they be doin it#if the answer is lots of patience and the knowledge you could fuck up at any moment then i guess i'll never hone the art
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an idea that came to me this afternoon lol
#ruby rose#weiss schnee#whiterose#white rose#rwby#my art#vamp ruby and wereweiss! bc why not.#listen. the really random thought of 'what if i didn't have money when im buying sth' came to me#and what if i didn't have anything of value either#and the first thing i thought of is to rip off and offer a finger#and then i realized i would always buy the thing another day#so this is born i guess.#weiss runs a stall selling wards and charms don't ask me abt the specifics idk#ruby just finds one of them really pretty and decides to get it. it's a ward that repels vamps and weiss is absolutely flabbergasted#and then it doesn't really work on ruby cause maybe silver eyes and stuff#it becomes a routine of ruby visiting her stall and weiss giving her a ward to test on (it never works)#she then gets frustrated and bribes her siblings to test them out. she and winter then proceeded to gather whitley's ashes up#and toss then into a coffin to revive him like it's another day#(yes whole schnee fam are vamps while weiss is the only were)#(and ruby the only vamp where her fam are weres/human)#how does this work? don't ask! i think it's just fun lol#also making vamps that they don't regenerate their limbs if cut off. they need the original severed part. just attach it and it'll heal!#so ruby giving weiss her finger meant that there was a possibility that she'll lose it for life lmao#(thankfully weiss kept it. she was pretty disgusted by it though.)
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Imagine a filler episode of Mecha AU where they found that magical lake from G1 that can change anyone's species.....
#yes there's a magical lake that can change species in G1#don't ask me how it works#it's magical#bam - and you are a Cybertronian#magical G1 magic
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I may not understand how Davrin Dragon Age's clothes work yet but I do have a comprehensive knowledge of cleavage and a deep desire to figure out how to paint digitally
#dragon age#dragon age veilguard#dragon age the veilguard#da4#davrin#warden davrin#dragon age fanart#I don't like how the ear turned out but I spent way too long on this to change anything else#ugh don’t ask me how long it took for me to do#great googly moogly I just cracked my back like a glow stick#my art#hmmm the neck looks weird....oh well!#the hair could be better too I actually think it's more actually black than brown#I set a timer and I reached the timer I'm no longer working on this#this is why I need more pictures of him BioWare#bee’s art
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jungkook x 3D jacket shooting sketch for @jkvjimin
#btsedit#btsgif#jungkookedit#dailybts#usersky#userpat#userines#userdimple#tuserochi#usersevn#raplineuser#uservans#annietrack#bladesrunner#rjshope#usermaggie#usermizuoka#*mine#jungkook#tw flashing#yes i know i just made something for you#but you know how i said a lot of things remind me of people & i can't help myself? exactly#we love working with varying colour grading/lighting don't we (no obviously not)#but i had to because i know how much you love this shoot#it deserved to be commemorated in a set of 20 gifs lol#the last concept though........alright sir perhaps we do want to see it in motion in 3d *COUGHS*#and before anyone asks yes the song is stuck in my head ugh#i will never be free & certain people i know are amused but rightfully so#anyway all this to say i hope you love it & love me spoiling you because i doubt i'll ever stop#okay bye i adore you to the universe & back 😘
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Boy Crystal and Niko..? And the sprites if you wanna.
Crystal (yes his name is still Crystal, although before getting his memories back, he assumed it to be Chris) and Jiro had a little cameo here. I'm glad they finally got their own piece!
Litty became Kingham and Kingham became Litty, but you wouldn't be able to tell anything has changed.
Ko-Fi
#ask ask ask#dead boy detectives#dbda#niko sasaki#crystal palace surname von hoverkraft#about jiro's name...#i don't speak japanese but i think the ni from niko#depending on how you write it#can mean two or second among other things#jiro apparently means second son so it works nicely#and it sounds similar enough!#that being said if you are japanese and hate the name huh... let me know
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The whole "breasts shouldn't be politicized because the primary purpose of breasts is to feed babies!" can be a fine jumping-off point, but I really wish people thought deeper than that when we talk about the ways in which bodies are politicized and restricted.
Like, why's it that when we talk about breasts, they must have some Higher Purpose? It's true that breasts aren't inherently sexual, but they aren't valuable solely because they can potentially feed a baby. A human body doesn't have to serve a Higher Purpose in order for it to not be legislated against or policed, and I just wish people would remember it isn't always about babies, about other people, about anything else other than the people who have that body.
#feminism#dysphoria tw#your body doesn't need to have an Intrinsic Worthwhile Purpose so that you can live without fear#and it is fine if people say this to criticize the way breasts are overly sexualized and fetishized or what have you...#...but i encourage people to not see this as an end-all-be-all argument#because this opens discussions about how we politicize bodies and how we interpret them#i see overlap between this and the way trans bodies are politicized and policed honestly#and i guess personally i'm just so tired of the idea that to be safe your body Must Have A Good Reason To Be#and i fear this may reinforce the idea that we Must Serve Purposes and Be Useful and Used#ask to tag (genuine)#and what would this say for childless people? or people who cannot bear children? if they have breasts are they 'useless bodies'#because i have seen the ways some people's bodies are treated when they do not 'work PROPERLY' and that scares me#it scares me to potentially start treating people with different bodies as Defective and Unworthy and Unproductive#and i don't always trust when people latch onto purpose-driven arguments for human bodies that it stops at that y'know#have seen some discussion amd whatnot so 👍#is it now time to clock put and be a silly goose yet?
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