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Rip Jackie Taylor you would have loved crying to “good luck, babe!” by chappell roan and not knowing why.
Rip Shauna Shipman you would have loved sobbing to “good luck, babe!” and knowing exactly why
#jackie is a useless comphet lesbian#don’t fight me on this#shauna knows she’s in love with jackie#jackie taylor#shauna shipman#jackieshauna#jackie x shauna#yellowjackets#ellie yaps
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“Five hargreeves is the best regulus black variant” I say quietly into the microphone
the crowd boos at me
“Wait, she’s right” two voices in the crowd say in unison, they turn to look at each other, it’s Sirius black and klaus hargreeves.
(aaaa look at the tags)
#Okay but the parallels are unmatched#Like klaus and five seriously give reg and sirius if they didn’t have so much beef#Both pairs grew up in horrible households that expected them to be better than everyone else#Reg and five adapted and did become what was expected of them#Sirius and klaus didn’t and became the craziest versions of themselves that they know their parents would hate#And I know this might not make sense considering how underrated five and klaus’s relationship is but it makes sense to me#Don’t fight me on this#the umbrella academy#dead gay wizards#tua#regulus black#sirius black#sirius and regulus#klaus hargreeves#five hargreeves#five and klaus#the marauders#the black brothers#hargreeves
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Kismet headcannons
Ages: (going from eldest to youngest)
Ablaze: 29 (bros pushing his thirty’s 😭)
Trickee: 28
Boom: 25
Branch: 24
Hype: 21
Nicknames
Ablaze:
Honeybuns(a joke nickname from hype calls ablaze,he hates it not a ship thing!!!!)
Blaze
Micky mouse
Darling (yet again a joke nickname from trickee)
David
Dadvid
Trickee
Stuart (branch just randomly called trickee this one day and it stuck no has any idea why)
Trickster
Trixx
Sugar t*ts (trickee once said smt sweet and hype started calling him this )
Tee-shirt(boom)
Branch
twig
Tree
Trunk
Roots
B
Bob
And all the tree / branch puns under the sun
Boom
Rainbow
Joe
Bread
Cavetown
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee x ♾️
Rainbow alphabet
Hype
Hyperpop
Hyper
Jim
Random head cannons
Boom wasn’t born with rainbow hair he made the grave mistake of letting his friend choose his hair colour and he just dyes it rainbow now
Ablaze was once angry at trickee so trickee got branch to hold a hose, hype to play guitar and boom to hold a hair dryer and he sung a sad song to get ablaze to forgive him, it went badly everyone got soaked , booms hair got caught in the hair dryer, the hair dryer caught fire (somehow?) but ablaze forgave him (trickee ate the last of ablaze’s cereal how dare he)
Ablaze and trickee live together . It’s mayhem .
Boom loves Alec Benjamin so does branch
Boom says he doesn’t listen to cavetown but he does
Trickee once covered branch’s bunker in every kind of
Sticker he owned (branch was not pleased)
Hype once challenge ablaze to an arm wrestle (he lose. and cried)
Trickee loves to prank everyone (mostly ablaze)
Branch, hype, ablaze and boom once’s blasted a smash up of all the songs trickee hates as payback for all his pranks
They was friends since they was kids but only started the band at the end of trolls 1 branch was called B and wore a mask
Trickee and ablaze like to joke flirt but sometimes your can’t tell if it’s a joke or if their actually flirting
After finding out about branches past ablaze unofficially adopted him
Everyone (but branch who was the voice of reason) once got really high and ate crayons they never spoke of it again (expect branch who told poppy)
Sexuality’s
Ablaze : gay (not canon)
Trickee : bi (not canon)
Branch : bi (not technically canon but it’s so heavily implied it’s crazy 😭)
Hype : aroace (not canon)
Boom : gay (canon)
Ships
(Warning these are my ships not everyone will agree)
Ablaze x trickee
Boom once had a small crush on Floyd and cried when he remembers (I don’t ship boom x Floyd btw sorry😞)
That’s all
#kismet#ablaze and trickee are so married#it’s canon don’t lie#trolls3#band together#branch#trickee#ablaze#hype#boom#headcannons#don’t fight me on this#shhhh ablaze and trickee are canon#kismettrolls#kismet trolls#poppy was mentioned
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The way anthony carrigan enunciates idioms as noho hank is on par with matt berrys pronunciations as laszlo
#don’t fight me on this#yes this is about ‘well look at what the cat brough in! … to the house!’#barry#barry hbo#noho hank#anthony carrigan#matt berry#laszlo cravensworth#wwdits
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Bruno Madrigal is so Klaus Hargreeves coded
#don’t fight me on this#i have already made up my mind#bruno madrigal#klaus hargreeves#the umbrella academy#encanto
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Rock band AU and it’s Murayama (vocals + lead guitar), Yasushi (bass guitar + backup vocals (esp any screaming)), Jamuo (rhythm guitar), and Madoka (drums)
#jamuo is a rocker don’t be mistaken#so madoka goes apeshit on the drums it’s both terrifying and impressive#catch shinya at the front of the audience drooling over his hot gf#also yasushi DEF is the screamer of the group#don’t fight me on this#h&l rambles
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Gaslighting Gazlighting myself into loving Kyle Garrick
He deserves so much more than just my love but still
I want him to have everything
#kyle gaz garrick#Gaz garrick#kyle garrick#cod#gaz cod#it’s Gaz appreciation day motherfuckers#Don’t fight me on this#he deserves the world#and the sun#and the moon and the stars#Plus everything in between
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steve harrington is the biggest hozier fan
#fairy speaks#don’t fight me on this#steve harrington#steve harrington headcanon#steve harrington stranger things#steve harrington imagine#steve harrington x reader
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A personal headcannon of mine is that the when Bee wants the Terrans to “exercise” the kids make them play just dance
#transformers#transformers earthspark#earthspark#tf earthspark#don’t fight me on this#because it’s true
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james ‘buys an automatic tesla so he can take regulus on drives in the rain and watch his boyfriend stare out of the window in awe’ potter.
#jegulus#i’m going insane#i know nothing about cars#how do teslas work?#i make up the rules#james potter is a simp#james loves regulus#regulus loves trees#but it works#don’t fight me on this
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“Men with men are you kidding me? Try not to lose your virginity under those circumstances”
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Hecate Hardbroom would be obsessed with Peach PRC and Pippa Pentangle would think she’s gauche and i stand by this
#hecate hardbroom#pippa pentangle#hicsqueak#i’m talking dancing with her hair down to perfect for you when nobody’s there#pretending she hates her#don’t fight me on this#i’m right and you know it#alexa play anything by Peach PRC
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fabio is an aries for the love of god
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No fun Pagans trying to be edgy and seem like they know everything: the gods are very serious and you should be afraid of them! Worship them properly or don’t do it at all!
The gods to me: how about this spam alert for $777 to Walmart knowing you would never shop there and the bank is BofA which will trigger your meme brain to go Bofa deez nuts just so you’ll know we care for your happiness ;)
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5 years ago, I was in Rehab.
10 years ago, I was watching my Potential and Opportunities dissolve and evaporate in an ocean of cheap gin and expensive whiskey.
But 5 years ago, I was in Rehab.
One of the exercises they had us perform was to imagine ourselves happy, 5 years in the future.
Many of us in that room had forgotten how to imagine nice things happening to them. A few snorted (well, I snorted), finding the notion that we’d even still be around in 5 years grimly humorous.
For about half of us, it was the last stop on the way down.
But I indulged the therapist. I was there, after all, because I did not want to die. So, I imagined myself, 5 years hence.
Happy.
It came to me all at once; an artistic remix on Norman Rockwell’s Freedom From Want, reframed with myself placing food at the table.
Sunday Dinner At My Place, I answered, when it came my turn to share my fantasy. I was asked what food I imagined eating.
It’s not the meal itself, I said, it’s the implications framed around it. Sunday Dinner At My Place means that I have a Place. It means that I have Family that will actually speak to me and friends who actually want to see me. It means money enough not just to feed myself but others too. It means having the time to spare to take the time preparing the meal.
A lot of nodding heads all around me. A struck chord. Many people with no Place, in that place. Nowhere that would lament their leaving.
5 years hence, as I lay down to sleep in my Home, with my Wife and my Son, surrounded by my Art and my Flowers, I reflect.
It was a long road. It was hard. We lost people. So many people. There were long days and long nights and hospital stays. Angry arguments with ghosts. I changed, in ways I never hoped for, or expected. Good ways, finally, for once. Slowly, against the backdrop of a world in chaos, I found my mind.
Sometimes, My Wife wondered aloud, what she did to deserve me. After some stumbling with my feelings, I eventually settled on an answer.
I’m a Rescue.
She gave me a Home.
And, so, I gave her a Family.
It seemed fair
This Sunday, my folks, which whom I have not had a shouting match in years, will come over for dinner. We will cook and eat together. My Friend became My Wife, and she took a piece of me and with it she made Our Son. There will be many hugs, and no violence. Good Things Happened.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t know what the future holds.
don’t give up yet, ok?
It could get good, even.
#troglodyte thoughts#tales from Real Life#cw addiction#cw alcohol#sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an approaching train#run#fight#hide#SURVIVE#do not go into the light#there are unpet dogs#and unhugged children#and unseen sunsets#and maybe even love#even for a wretch like me#the best part of your life might be old age#you don’t know
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"First, I would like to thank everyone who supported me.🙏🌹
This is my new platform, friends, after my old platform was deleted for reasons unknown to me.
I ask for your help in sharing my story again to keep hope alive for me and my family, friends.
Thank you from the bottom of my heart.♥️
My family and I appreciate your cooperation and hope to reach the desired goal and save us.🙏
Attached are the verification links for the old account from the supporters.
Link vetted by @ibtisams
Link vetted by @el-shab-hussein and @nabulsi
Link vetted by @sar-soor
My approved number by the families in need and endorsed by the supervisors is 196."
@90-ghost @ibtisams @nabulsi @aces-and-angels @sar-soor @sayruq @fairuzfan @palestinegenocide @vakarians-babe @northgazaupdates @northgazaupdates2
Trapped Family in Gaza Appeals for Help to Survive 🕊️🇵🇸🙏
I Samer Abu Ras, am reaching out to you with a heartfelt humanitarian appeal, after the ongoing war in Gaza has cast its dark shadow over my life and the lives of my family. Our lives were once filled with peace and stability before the onset of this catastrophe, but now, we find ourselves living in a situation described as nothing short of tragic.
My wife, Shurooq, our three children, and I are now homeless, without a source of income, and without hope for the future. My family and I have lost our businesses and our home due to the war, and we now have nothing left but the cold streets and troubled hearts.
My children are suffering greatly as a result of these horrific events. They have lost the security and stability they once enjoyed and are now facing new health and psychological challenges that threaten their lives. As a father and husband, I feel powerless in my ability to provide adequate protection and care for them.
My child, who is a year and a half old, is experiencing hardships far beyond his tender age. Since the war broke out, we had to flee our home and seek refuge in a tent in a displacement camp. My child lives in extremely difficult conditions, deprived of safety and stability. The tent does not provide adequate protection from harsh weather, and food and medicine are scarce. My child suffers from malnutrition and illness, lacking basic healthcare. He cannot play or grow in a healthy and suitable environment. My only dream is to see him grow up in a safe place full of opportunities
In the face of difficult circumstances, Samer Abu Ras and his family find themselves facing serious challenges in their daily lives. They reside in a modest tent lacking comfort and security, suffering from a shortage of clean water and food, and encountering difficulties in accessing necessary healthcare. Despite these challenges, they continue to express hope and resilience in confronting adversity, holding onto hope for a better tomorrow and a return to a more stable and secure life.
I appeal to you today, dear friends, to extend to me a helping hand in escaping this hell. Regardless of the size of the donation, every drop of generosity will contribute to alleviating our suffering and rebuilding our lives anew.
We need your help to secure the funds necessary to travel away from these destructive wars and seek a safe and stable environment where we can build a better future for our children
Let us stand together in these difficult times and let hope triumph over despair by providing support and assistance to those in dire need. Let us be part of the solution and build a better future for ourselves and future generations.
Thank you for listening and for the potential generosity of your giving, and for your generous donations that will change the lives of my family for the better.
With sincere gratitude and appreciation
Samer Abu Ras and family.
@heba-20 @soon-palestine @marnota @riding-with-the-wild-hunt @i-am-aprl @nabulsi @sayruq @communistchilchuck @palipunk @palestinecharitycommissionsassoc @faggotfungus @ghost-and-a-half @magnus-rhymes-with-swagness @three-croissants @interfacefox @appsa @akajustmerry @feluka @flower-tea-fairies @90-ghost @victoriawhimsey @ficsforgaza @aria-ashryver @mangocheesecakes @humanvoicebox @plomegranate @queerstudiesnatural @commissions4aid-international @palestinegenocide @ghost-and-a-half @bibyebae @heritageposts @norrriey 🍉🌹🍉✍️
🌹🍉🇵🇸❤️🌹🍉🇵🇸❤️🌹🍉
#free palestine#every dollar helps!#donations#donate if you can#please donate#go fund me#go fund them#gaza fundraiser#help plz#plz reblog#plz plz plz#help me plz#stop the genocide#gofundme#go fund him#gofundus#donate#emergency#please help#send help#plzzzz#don’t scroll#gaza genocide#free gaza#pls help#gaza fights for freedom#gazaunderattack#palestine gfm#samerpal#remember 1 usd =10 sek
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