"Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies."-Oliver GoldsmithShe/her. A 24 year old with a mild Army obsession and a hankering for wood-chopping. Currently not Army-bound, but I'm considering enlisting sometime in the next few years. Really need a pros and cons list, agh.. Sometimes I forget I'm 24 and I feel like I'm 13 again. I guess I'm really just teenage me with a skin-suit and a CoD fanfic addiction, unfortunately.
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seeing as we don't actually know when Russell was born, we've decided today is his birthday !!!!!! happy birthday to my little teetee booooyyyyy!!!!


this wee lad is now 1 year old!! 🥳1️⃣
we gave him some presents and treats, of course!




he was more interested in eating the hat, unfortunately :'D
best wishes to my special boy 🥰🥰🥰
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#what’s funnier is the person in the screenshots is holding fourth wing#fourth wing is written in a first person perspective point#media literacy? never met her
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well this fucking sucks
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Okay, finally, I did it! (I'll never colour like this again lol, this took so long)
The idea I had was that König's face reveal probably wouldn't be nice or elegant.... I'm imagining the way Horangi ends up seeing his face is cause the bloke doesn't want to drown himself with a sopping hood
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Wanted to practice more dynamic poses... put ABBA on....got carried away
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Did you know?
You can attack ableists with your cane. If you currently do not have a cane, you can purchase one online or at a local retailer. Hold the A button to charge your attack power to unleash a powerful and devastating swing to the genitalia.
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cod dump2
suit!
drunk soap
alex study
ghost
what I felt after the tank mission
fast drawing
taste
hug me first!
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Good night Simon 💀💤🌛

Hi yall! I’m back🫶
Been resting 😴 and I feel much better now 🌸
Back in business mfckeerrrr👺👺👺👺👺👺👺
Love my scull pookie as always 💝
(He is drooling)
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kids deserve so much more respect and it turns out that saying that is a great way to locate the horrible people in any community <3
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Icl every single time I draw soap I have a nightmare with trying to get his parrot mohawk right.
Anyways, have some barefaced buzz cut König (and before y’all say he looks too young or whatever have you seen his in game model. He’s so baby faced)
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Ghost who gets so much shit from his team bc he got caught eating some moldy bread once.
It wasnt like he ate the actual mold or anything, just ate around it. But according to price "thats the same shit, simon."
He knows its odd, so he puts up with all the comments. Deals with this just being another fact turned rumor about him around the base. There's not much else to do.
Its not like he could tell them the truth.
Because how would simon even do that? How would he explain the twist of anxiety whenever someone tosses scraps in the trash? Some ugly half-starved beast lives behind his ribcage, and thumps wildly against the bars whenever food is tossed out or plates aren't licked clean.
Its the same beast that grew inside him and Tommy. In a house with hardly any food, helping his mom count out the food budget in a handful of coins, scouring every newspaper and corner for extra coupons or pennies people tossed. Simon remembers watching his mom prepare meals, learned to help too when he was old enough to know not to touch the stove.
Milk was never just milk, it was always diluted with some water. You could stretch a gallon to three if you did it right. Scrambled Eggs took up more space when whisked with water. Simple ingredients were cherished. Nothing was ever thrown out, even scraps had their place in stew.
That beast inside simons chest watched it all, drank it in. The hunger pains at night, the food snuck from his plate onto Tommy's when his brother wasnt looking. It watched, and it grew.
Now, even years later, Ghost cant tame that beast. He shoulders the teasing, hides the shamed flush of his face behind his mask. Slowly, he recedes into his skin. Hiding during lunches and dinners, taking all his meals in his room. At least there no one comments when he licks his plate clean.
He wonders if gaz or soap miss him at lunch. If price asks where he is at dinner. But no one says anything when they see ghost throughout the day, so he doesnt think about it.
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Disney is known for its live-action remakes that no one asked for — and no, we have absolutely nothing to do with Disney. Mr. Mouse, please don’t come to my house.
But if we did have anything to do with it… who better than us to find the perfect casting for human Perry? So here’s a challenge: pick the actor who should play him. Seriously, do it as a joke, do it for real — I don’t care if you choose Billie Eilish or Daffy Duck.
Find a photo, edit it however you want, and reblog this post with your casting choice. We’ll try to include all of them in the zine (so if you missed the forms or didn’t have time, this is your chance to be part of it).
So have fun with it!
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I've been having an hyperfixation on this man for months and thought I might aswell come to Tumblr to find my community, though I don't know how it works
I mean it, like
... Down BAD.
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cod dump
simon in my imagination
price
ghost armor study
soap in kilt
trying to figure out gaz's characteristics
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Sinking town animation meme but with ghoap hehe
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I love you preppy-donkey
GUYS
I am officially in a more obscure fandom than Mia and me 😱ikr
Emily windsnap please get more popular 😢😢
Help why do I choose obscure fandoms 😭
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