#don’t be an apple 🍎

[jillyb2004]

Happy (Late) 61st Birthday to Harland Williams!

Just so you know I added Buster Move from The Turbo Netflix Series because I forgot to add him in my last post

So just to clarify, Buster Move is NOT voiced by Harland Williams! He is voice by Dana Snyder!

[twistedappletree]

Lan Wangji’s transition from awkward teen afraid of his feelings to give-no-fucks 30’s after Wei Wuxian returns is truly immaculate, like the person who used to annoy the crap out of him is now hated by everyone except him and as the head of the Wei Wuxian defense squad, his argument is literally “ok but have u considered that he’s hot?”

[thesilverlock]

Frorg Hoodie!

The sequel ~ Cutie Edition✨

[the-bi-space-ace]

I’m gonna be completely honest. Sometimes I don’t like the tone of someone’s poll question so I vote for the option they clearly want to dunk on. I’ll vote just out of spite. It is, in fact, my worst quality.

[buchinyansolos]

Watching failboats most recent Kirby video made me realize that the magolor mini episode is just octo expansion. There’s that one where you have to protect the orb; girl power station

Am I making sense. Do you get it

[ask-chef-teruteru]

I don't know what to ask so

Uh

Heres tina

I got her at the zoo when i was like 9 or 10, i took her with me to edisto and baseball games and soar (a church thing) i almost lost her a soar cause i put her in my back pack cup holder and i didn't put her in correctly so that was a bit of a scare :]

But uh yeah she likes apples and saying hi to people

If this post gets 10 million likes ill show the rest of my stuffed animals B))))

“She’s! So! Cute! Aaaaah, I’m so glad that y’all let Tina say hi to me! N’ I’m glad she didn’t get lost neither!”

“I’m too much of a sentimental ol’ fool for asks like this, there’s just somethin’ so purely good ‘bout a lil’ friend like that who’s been with y’all for years like that, who you’ve still got just a reach away to show to your favorite chef.

I don’t got the power to get this post to that many likes, but if I myself personally like it with all my might, could that count enough for ten million?”

[livvyofthelake]

bbc merlin was like we are a family show we can’t have characters cheat on each other or say bad words. however we will show bradley james’s tits ten times per season. and once upon a time was like we are a family show we cannot have shirtless men unless they’re like dying. however we can say bitch and david WILL commit adultery. and we will forgive him in the end <3

[whimsyprinx]

i wanna remind y’all that anything i try to envision more of less looks like this, sometimes better sometimes worse (honestly usually worse but ya know ahdjjfkt) always vague and blurry

[chloeworships]

I met an angel in real life and her name was Apple. She came to me at a time when I was experiencing a very difficult time 😇 One of the WORST times in my life babes. I was so down and discouraged 😓 I was depressed and broke, no job and with a sick child who also had seizures. I felt hopeless.

She came with the right words to calm my spirit. No one has ever spoken to me the same way she did. Her words carried WEIGHT. You just know you’re in the presence of one of God’s messengers. It’s something that is FELT. I promise you there is a God and he cares. Two weeks after her visit, I received really good news and later my son was healed from seizures.

I always wondered who was she was. When I tried to reach out to her again, she was nowhere to be found. Number disconnected and everything. God confirmed he sent her to encourage me at my lowest.

I took all the courage in the world to release this word.

There is hope. Hang tight cupcakes.

I was told to share this story about Angel Apple 🍎 ✨Miracles✨still happen everyday

[casmoni]

just gambled over 10k gems away for the damn apple lenses. having a good time

[twistedappletree]

mfw i’m only 16 and have single-handedly made several of the most powerful cultivators cry simply by calling them stupid and telling a few “yo mama” jokes without any repercussions from the elders of my own clan who let me do/say whatever the hell i want because they’ve given up on trying to stop me

[idkaguyorsomething]

¡Happy Pi day! ¿Why don’t you grab a quick snack before the big forum event tomorrow?

[afterglowsainz]

the great war | max verstappen, lando norris

pairing: max verstappen x reader x lando norris

summary: no one knows that you’re dating max and lando and everyone just assumes the worst

fc: amaya crichton

a/n: p1 and p2 in singapore… you know what that means 🤭

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yourusername last few days in the big apple 🗽🍎

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username a rhode girlie yesss

username so chic i love her

username so gorgeous

username the most beautiful 🤩

username ariana what are you doing here 🤣 (max and lando)

username not them liking the same girl 🤣

username jesus is just a like chill

username so gorgeous i wish new york was real 😍

yourusername’s instagram stories

[caption 1: comfort movie💗] [caption 2: short break🌞]

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maxverstappen1 enjoying summer break ☀️

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username ohhh he’s with lando that’s sweet

username DAMN

username i cannot handle the second pic right now

username he’s so babygirl

landonorris 😎 (liked by maxverstappen1)

username thinking unholy thoughts 😮‍💨

martingarrix 🤪

username both at the same time

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f1gossip max verstappen and lando norris where seen enjoying the summer break together with friends

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username max 😮‍💨😮‍💨

username barking like a dog

username who’s the girl 😩😩

username wait isn’t that y/n y/l/n?

username yes! i knew i recognized her from somewhere

username who is sheee

username some influencer i think, max and lando had been liking her pictures for a while now

username ahhh she’s very pretty

username im gonna need some context as to how my girl y/n knows max and lando

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yourusername 🌺🌊🏝

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username BEAUTIFUL

username ughhh the prettiest

username love that bikini

username she seems like a gold digger 😭 get away

username okay i get max and lando

username girl are you with lando? or max? i gotta know 😩

username so mother

username mmm no i don’t like her

username INSANE face card

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landonorris summer days ☀️

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username cute🦦

username max the ultimate wag

username i need someone to look at me the way max looks at lando

username sir the last pic??? who are we trying to soft launch here?

username my boyfriend and his wag 😍

maxverstappen1 😊

landonorris 😚

username no cause this is a totally normal interaction

username who is he soft launching i’m not gonna be able to rest 😩

lnfour 👀

username what do you know ???

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f1gossip driver max verstappen was seen on a romantic date last night with influencer y/n y/l/n in monaco

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username i hope you’re okay knowing this information killed me

username they’re dating omggg 🥰

username they really look so cute together!

username please say sike right now 😭

username she gives me the WORST vibes i can’t

username you’re just jealous omg he’s and adult he can date whoever he wants

username why does he have such bad taste in women? 🤮

username love them! they look perfect together 😍

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f1gossip driver lando norris was seen on a romantic date earlier today at the beach with influencer y/n y/l/n in monaco

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username uhmmm what

username 😭😭😭

username is this a joke?

username see how all the girlies that were supporting y/n are very quiet now.

username is she playing both of them? HAH

username i knew she was a gold digger omg

username lando baby stand up

username this is such disgusting behavior honestly 🥱

username she doesn’t deserve any of them

username people can be friends 🤷🏽‍♀️

username bestie look at the pics again they are most definitely NOT friends

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f1wags influencer y/n y/l/n this weekend at the paddock. it seems she was for a little while in the mclaren garage and then she went to red bull

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username absolutely not 🤢

username can this girl be any more obvious?

username girl keeps swapping omg just pick one! or leave both of them alone!

username who invited her? no one wants her there 😭

username well if she was there someone obviously wanted her to be

username you guys just critize her all the time yet ignore how lando and max where looking at her the whole weekend

username and that’s exactly the reason … why does she have to play with their feelings like that?

username we don’t care!

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yourusername birthday in austinnnn with my loves🧡💙

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username oh she clocked everyone and their mothers

username what were y’all bitches saying about her playing them???

username THE HARD LAUNCH ATE

username now those comments between max and lando make more sense 😭

username the hate this girl got and it was all for nothing! she’s beautiful and everyone was just jealous

pietra.pilao happy birthdayyyy 💘 (liked by yourusername)

alexandrasaintmleux happy birthday my y/n!🤍 (liked by yourusername)

username the fact no one thought they could all be dating is CRIMINAL

username hot throuple hot throuple 🚨

maxverstappen1 happy birthday liefje, ik houd van jou❤️ (i love you)

yourusername love you too max❤️

landonorris can’t say i love you in another language but i love you 3000❤️‍🩹

yourusername 😭😭😭 i love you

[lewisvinga]

my boyfriend’s boyfriend | carlos sainz x fem! reader

summary; in which a certain brit ruins y/n and carlos’ plan of a soft launch

fc; amberly yang

warnings; cursing

taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs @thehufflepuffavenger1 @minseok-smaus @goldenmclaren @ollieshifts @lavisenri @graciewrote @xoscar03 @c-losur3

note; requested ! requests are closed.

masterlist !

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yourusername: ❤️

yourbestfriend: tell him i said i’ll beat his ass if he doesn’t give you a bouquet every time he sees you🙄🙄

yourusername: he says ‘ don’t worry ‘ 😇

username: WHO IS HE??

username: ugh i wanna b u so bad 😖

username: girlie pop who gave u that

username: did we lose y/n to a man🕊️

friendone: 😍😍😍😍 (10x more than him)

yourusername: 💞💞 ( LMAOO )

username: WHAT DO U KNOWWW

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carlossainz55: NYC 🍎

username: yo what the FUCK.

username: …….

username: rip carlos girlies 🕊️🕊️

username: ignoring the second pic my man is tewwwww fine 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

landonorris: the big apple 🗽 liked by carlossainz55!

username: is carlos soft launching a relationship rn….😖😖

username: that big ass bouquet of roses iM SO SICK RN

username: when i kept saying my man my man my man too loud and now he’s fr not my man😫😫😫

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yourusername uploaded to their story !

[caption 1; bae said this isn’t a normal golfing look :////] [caption 2; ❤️🏌️‍♀️]

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lando.jpg: golf ⛳️

tagged; carlossainz55

username: GOLF!!!

username: not lando spending his summer w carlos 😭

username: YO WHO IS THAT GIRL😭😭😭

username: did lando just expose carlos’ relationship….

username: call me crazy but that girl kinda looks like yourusername + she went golfing w her bf???

username: hold on…. ur cooking here

username: SHE LIKED THE POST TOO

username: i’m so sick carlos fr has a gf

username: LANDOO U EXPOSED CARLOS AND Y/N NOOOO😭🤣🤣

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yourusername: my boyfriend and my boyfriends boyfriend who ruined my perfectly planned out soft launch 💗💗

tagged; carlossainz55, landonorris

carlossainz55: mi reina 😍 te quiero ❤️ [my queen, i love you]

yourusername: i love youuuu💗

landonorris: I SAID I’M SORRY!!!!

yourusername: I HAD THE PERF PICS OF CARLOS YOU FUCKER.

landonorris: HE WAS MINE FIRST!!!!!���

yourusername: that’s so funny because guess what 😄

landonorris: what

yourusername: idgaf + he’s in my bed rn + L + you lose

landonorris: THIS IS BULLYING!!!

username: HELAPXKOSKXLS

username: my boyfriends boyfriend is so😭😭😭

username: ok but y/n and carlos are so perf😫

username: felt heartbroken as a carlos girlie but i <3 y/n so im not hurt anymore 😌

username: the second pic ☹️☹️

username: lando exposing carlos and y/n is so lando 😭😭😭

username: i wanna know their reactions to lando🤔🤔

carlossainz55: y/n ranted…. a lot

yourusername: I HAD THE BEST SOFT LAUNCH BF PICTURES 😞😞😞

landonorris: so do i😛😛

yourusername: fuck off norris he’s mine

landonorris: he was mine first🤓

yourusername: aktshually idc🤓☝️

carlossainz55: guys there’s enough of me to go around 😁

username: lando and y/n are friendship goals idc😭😭

[plugnuts]

Yeah, the storms are starting a bit early but they always hit like this around spring. Also Ive had a good day! Just got back from an exam which gave me a lot of anxiety but hey I did fine so Im all good. Also honestly sending these asks and getting replies to you is giving me so much serotonin, I'm absolutely loving this. ~ 🍎

Those bloody storms man!! They couldn’t wait a month? Smh 😒! But I hope you did well on your exam, Apple!! I’m rooting for ya! You got through it, that’s enough of a win all on its own! :D!

Apple. Apple my guy, my gal, or my non-binary pal, I am grabbing your shoulders and shaking you. You are a fckin delight and I love you. The feeling is so mutual, your asks make me smile each time bro, the serotonin is being passed between us like we’re throwing a ball at each other

[regal-bones]

SWORDTEMBER DAY 26: TAVERN

Sharpedge Cider, of quenched thirst and refreshing apple 🍎🍺 Long day protecting the city walls? Is your armour scorched from pesky hostile wizards? Your helmet dented, arrows caught in your travel pack? Nothing a crisp, tall glass of Sharpedge can’t fix. Brewed with fresh apples grown here in the United Commonwealth, Sharpedge quenches any hero's thirst. Like a whetstone to a dull blade, Sharpedge whets the palate so you can leave the stress of work at the doorstep, and finally begin to relax. When your bones are aching and your mana is low, your local tavern is where you go! Sharpedge Cider - drink responsibly.

Don’t know about you guys but now I’m thirsty…

Yesterday’s sword!

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