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jillyb2004 · 1 year ago
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Happy (Late) 61st Birthday to Harland Williams!
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Just so you know I added Buster Move from The Turbo Netflix Series because I forgot to add him in my last post
So just to clarify, Buster Move is NOT voiced by Harland Williams! He is voice by Dana Snyder!
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twistedappletree · 1 year ago
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Lan Wangji’s transition from awkward teen afraid of his feelings to give-no-fucks 30’s after Wei Wuxian returns is truly immaculate, like the person who used to annoy the crap out of him is now hated by everyone except him and as the head of the Wei Wuxian defense squad, his argument is literally “ok but have u considered that he’s hot?”
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monchhichinanami · 3 months ago
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My bio says OC x canon sometimes, this is one of those times!
Reference! -
https://x.com/bangpaze/status/1708872659340300380?s=46
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thecandiedapple · 11 days ago
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Dude I think in the past at least you had an electra
Complex considering how you would talk about shadow milk cookie in the past despite him being your dad
"hold on, i need to read up on that..."
*candy looks up what electra complex means*
"WHAT THE- EWW!! gross gross gross!"
*candy apple has become visibly distressed*
"NO! I DO NOT HAVE THAT, & NEVER HAVE! NEVER SAY I HAVE THAT EVER AGAIN, PLEASE!"
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thesilverlock · 2 years ago
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Frorg Hoodie!
The sequel ~ Cutie Edition✨
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napping-sapphic · 4 months ago
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we should be friends honestly !! you're very me coded !! and akdkwjf thank u for the gloves, i offer a comfy soft sweater for u to sleep in!!!
Perfect we’re friends now😤 all done it’s that easy also very funny because i just got up and put on a really soft sweater before checking my inbox and seeing this lol the vibes you sent were THAT powerful😤😤
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the-bi-space-ace · 9 months ago
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I’m gonna be completely honest. Sometimes I don’t like the tone of someone’s poll question so I vote for the option they clearly want to dunk on. I’ll vote just out of spite. It is, in fact, my worst quality.
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ask-chef-teruteru · 2 years ago
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I don't know what to ask so
Uh
Heres tina
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I got her at the zoo when i was like 9 or 10, i took her with me to edisto and baseball games and soar (a church thing) i almost lost her a soar cause i put her in my back pack cup holder and i didn't put her in correctly so that was a bit of a scare :]
But uh yeah she likes apples and saying hi to people
If this post gets 10 million likes ill show the rest of my stuffed animals B))))
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“She’s! So! Cute! Aaaaah, I’m so glad that y’all let Tina say hi to me! N’ I’m glad she didn’t get lost neither!”
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“I’m too much of a sentimental ol’ fool for asks like this, there’s just somethin’ so purely good ‘bout a lil’ friend like that who’s been with y’all for years like that, who you’ve still got just a reach away to show to your favorite chef.
I don’t got the power to get this post to that many likes, but if I myself personally like it with all my might, could that count enough for ten million?”
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stopfunkinwmyheart · 7 months ago
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I s2g I must have just bought tha last iphone 12 for 150 n now days later they're selling the 13 for 150........... I'm pretty sure my shit is 64g and the 13 is 128 as well... I should return it off principle but they kno I wont......................................................
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casmoni · 1 year ago
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just gambled over 10k gems away for the damn apple lenses. having a good time
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enyasaints · 5 months ago
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Elf wants to stay on her shelf🧝🏾‍♀️🎅🏻
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Hey guys!! It’s Enya. I work a full time job in childcare. I work specifically with two year old children. I love my work but sadly I am only paid $12.50/hr. I posted my direct deposit of $741 I received on the 20th of December.
Venmo: enyasaint
Cash App: $Enyasaint
Because of this I’m short $700 rent for the month of January.
“I am the elf on the shelf and need help staying housed.”
$0/$700
I have until January 1st (9 days) to raise this. I would be eternally grateful for d0nos, reblogs and most importantly comments. Comments can be anything. Emoji’s, words of encouragement, hot takes etc.
Please don’t skip without interacting.
Update:
December 24th - Christmas Eve
$0 Donations
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twistedappletree · 1 year ago
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mfw i’m only 16 and have single-handedly made several of the most powerful cultivators cry simply by calling them stupid and telling a few “yo mama” jokes without any repercussions from the elders of my own clan who let me do/say whatever the hell i want because they’ve given up on trying to stop me
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idkaguyorsomething · 1 year ago
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¡Happy Pi day! ¿Why don’t you grab a quick snack before the big forum event tomorrow?
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afterglowsainz · 8 months ago
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the great war | max verstappen, lando norris
pairing: max verstappen x reader x lando norris
summary: no one knows that you’re dating max and lando and everyone just assumes the worst
fc: amaya crichton
a/n: p1 and p2 in singapore… you know what that means 🤭
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yourusername last few days in the big apple 🗽🍎
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username a rhode girlie yesss
username so chic i love her
username so gorgeous
username the most beautiful 🤩
username ariana what are you doing here 🤣 (max and lando)
username not them liking the same girl 🤣
username jesus is just a like chill
username so gorgeous i wish new york was real 😍
yourusername’s instagram stories
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[caption 1: comfort movie💗] [caption 2: short break🌞]
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maxverstappen1 enjoying summer break ☀️
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username ohhh he’s with lando that’s sweet
username DAMN
username i cannot handle the second pic right now
username he’s so babygirl
landonorris 😎 (liked by maxverstappen1)
username thinking unholy thoughts 😮‍💨
martingarrix 🤪
username both at the same time
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f1gossip max verstappen and lando norris where seen enjoying the summer break together with friends
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username max 😮‍💨😮‍💨
username barking like a dog
username who’s the girl 😩😩
username wait isn’t that y/n y/l/n?
username yes! i knew i recognized her from somewhere
username who is sheee
username some influencer i think, max and lando had been liking her pictures for a while now
username ahhh she’s very pretty
username im gonna need some context as to how my girl y/n knows max and lando
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yourusername 🌺🌊🏝
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username BEAUTIFUL
username ughhh the prettiest
username love that bikini
username she seems like a gold digger 😭 get away
username okay i get max and lando
username girl are you with lando? or max? i gotta know 😩
username so mother
username mmm no i don’t like her
username INSANE face card
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landonorris summer days ☀️
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username cute🦦
username max the ultimate wag
username i need someone to look at me the way max looks at lando
username sir the last pic??? who are we trying to soft launch here?
username my boyfriend and his wag 😍
maxverstappen1 😊
landonorris 😚
username no cause this is a totally normal interaction
username who is he soft launching i’m not gonna be able to rest 😩
lnfour 👀
username what do you know ???
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f1gossip driver max verstappen was seen on a romantic date last night with influencer y/n y/l/n in monaco
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username i hope you’re okay knowing this information killed me
username they’re dating omggg 🥰
username they really look so cute together!
username please say sike right now 😭
username she gives me the WORST vibes i can’t
username you’re just jealous omg he’s and adult he can date whoever he wants
username why does he have such bad taste in women? 🤮
username love them! they look perfect together 😍
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f1gossip driver lando norris was seen on a romantic date earlier today at the beach with influencer y/n y/l/n in monaco
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username uhmmm what
username 😭😭😭
username is this a joke?
username see how all the girlies that were supporting y/n are very quiet now.
username is she playing both of them? HAH
username i knew she was a gold digger omg
username lando baby stand up
username this is such disgusting behavior honestly 🥱
username she doesn’t deserve any of them
username people can be friends 🤷🏽‍♀️
username bestie look at the pics again they are most definitely NOT friends
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f1wags influencer y/n y/l/n this weekend at the paddock. it seems she was for a little while in the mclaren garage and then she went to red bull
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username absolutely not 🤢
username can this girl be any more obvious?
username girl keeps swapping omg just pick one! or leave both of them alone!
username who invited her? no one wants her there 😭
username well if she was there someone obviously wanted her to be
username you guys just critize her all the time yet ignore how lando and max where looking at her the whole weekend
username and that’s exactly the reason … why does she have to play with their feelings like that?
username we don’t care!
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yourusername birthday in austinnnn with my loves🧡💙
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username oh she clocked everyone and their mothers
username what were y’all bitches saying about her playing them???
username THE HARD LAUNCH ATE
username now those comments between max and lando make more sense 😭
username the hate this girl got and it was all for nothing! she’s beautiful and everyone was just jealous
pietra.pilao happy birthdayyyy 💘 (liked by yourusername)
alexandrasaintmleux happy birthday my y/n!🤍 (liked by yourusername)
username the fact no one thought they could all be dating is CRIMINAL
username hot throuple hot throuple 🚨
maxverstappen1 happy birthday liefje, ik houd van jou❤️ (i love you)
yourusername love you too max❤️
landonorris can’t say i love you in another language but i love you 3000❤️‍🩹
yourusername 😭😭😭 i love you
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plumpthatbelly · 6 months ago
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What do you mean your fattening me up for thanksgiving….
This has to be fucking illegal mate… get your hands off my stomach
Ooooff I suddenly don’t feel very good… what the fuck man!
Piggy boy just needs an Apple 🍎 in his mouth now, then hill be ready for thanksgiving dinner 🍽️ 😈.
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icanseethefuture333 · 3 months ago
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Asteroid Born (13954) 🍏🍎: “Why the apple doesn’t fall so far from the tree 🍄‍🟫”
How you were conceived + Why were you born into this lifetime 🏡♥️🥧
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Aries Born / Born in the 1st House:
You are very courageous and bold when it comes to your self expression. Your parents might have considered you as a “busy body” and always had to keep you entertained as an infant. Probably one of those babies who would make funny expressions when they were mad. During pregnancy, your mother could have dealt with a lot of kicking, heartburns, and/or tummy aches. Childbirth as well may have hurt or been difficult due to you having a larger head as a baby (oops!). I see the parents being relatively active during pregnancy, perhaps your parents went to the gym or played sports still. You were born into this world to discover your unique individuality and coming to terms with your identity. Some of you must learn how to embrace all parts of yourself whether that is your physical appearance, sexuality, or personality. Were you raised to feel shame or had to hide some parts of yourself? How can you approach these factors in everyday life? Practicing self validation instead of seeking it from an outside source would be helpful. Focus on establishing a routine of self love and confidence in everyday life, this will attract the most success. Engaging in exercise activities for children such as dodgeball, double dutch, or hopscotch could help you reconnect to your inner child.
Taurus Born / Born in the 2nd house:
Ahhh the spoiled babies. You guys had it all when you were born. Very lavish and comfy childbirth. Your mothers could have gained a lot of weight and ate very yummy foods during pregnancy. Refined palettes with the exception of late snacks and cheeses (I bet these moms would ask people to have a glass of wine for them lol). Your mother could have been feeling very lazy and lethargic, very much so a couch potato. I also see them receiving compliments on how beautiful they look pregnant. I even see the dads gaining weight and getting a dad bod out of support for the mom lol. It is likely you were sensitive to touch when you were born, needing a security blanket or something soft to make you feel safe and protected. Your purpose in life is to understand that money is a wonderful tool but it cannot solve all of your problems. You have to reflect on your values and how you can provide a secure and stable home to yourself. It also important to realize what you are prioritizing in life. Do you have a follow a diet? Are you putting others before your own needs? Do you want to be successful in life but are not implementing healthy habits into your routine? Write a list of goals that you would like to accomplish and figure out methods to make these things come to life, while also keeping your mind stimulated so you won’t fall back in laziness and self sabotaging habits.
Gemini Born / Born in the 3rd House:
Yappers! These babies learned to speak at a few months old. It is likely they were very vocal as infants and could express themselves very easily. Your parents could have had a duality to themselves, which may have resulted in uneasiness or not sure which side of them you were seeing that day. I also interpret this as having parents that switched roles or don’t follow gender stereotypes (E.G: stay at home dad / working mom or having queer parents, etc). You may also have a twin! During pregnancy, your mother could have had many mood swings or experienced a lot of anxiety. I also see this as experiencing butterflies and talking a lot out of nervousness. Their conversations were engaging and interesting. Your parents could have even spoken to you while you were still in your mother’s tummy or played music for you to hear. In this lifetime, you were tasked with developing a community. Some of you are very smart but have difficulty forming connections with others or you are so comfortable speaking your mind that you don’t realize it can come off as blunt at times. Listen, we know you’re intelligent but sometimes you need to hear wisdom from other people in order grow in certain areas. If you have a sibling, you can rely on that bond with them to seek advice, they can help you understand a situation better. Since you have a dynamic personality, you can use your gift to communicate with individuals with different identities.
Cancer Born / Born in the 4th house:
The need to retreat and be at home is a prominent theme here. During pregnancy, your mother could have needed time alone or preferred to stay in the comfort of their home. Your parents could have prioritized privacy and shied away from being around new people besides family members. The childbirth was an intimate and emotional moment for your parents. Your birth could have been at home as well. Whoever was considered family was also in the room when you were born. As an infant you may have needed more physical touch and cried consistently. These babies are likely to be at the hip or maybe even slept in the same room as their parents. There is a strong attachment to your family. In this lifetime you are meant to discover your ancestral lineage and establish a strong connection with relatives. Parenthood could be significant in your life as well if you choose to have children. You are meant to act as a nurturing figure in other people's lives. If you are not close with your family, then it is likely you need to understand what family means to you. Sometimes family can be our friends, pets, or our partner, whichever you decide - there is no right or wrong way to love someone.
Leo Born / Born in the 5th house:
The star of the family. I'm seeing this placement as having social media parents or your mom going viral for pregnancy vlogs. Your birth could have been very talked about or you were adored by family for being popular or cute as a baby. Maybe some of you even did commercials or modeled when you were really young, I also see this apply to your parents. Your parents could have felt even more creative during pregnancy, like maybe your mother painted, sung, or danced more. I also see this as a surprise baby or the way you were conceived was considered a blessing. For some of you, your parents could have been trying for a baby and were so excited to finally have you. There is a lot of focus on joy and celebration. Some of you had parents who threw a gender reveal party or had a big baby shower. You were born into this world to play, I feel that this could be difficult for this placement, since the world can bring us down at times but your energy is whats needed. You need to express yourself and let go of the worries that is holding you back. Have fun, play games, be silly, and just do whatever hobbies that allows you to be be free. I also see that working with children or interacting with the children in your family will increase your happiness. Lastly, take a lighthearted approach to love, enjoy the wonders of romance without the over complications of it.
Virgo Born / Born in the 6th house:
Health was an important factor to your parents when it came to conceiving a child. Perhaps one of your parents was infertile? Or suffered from some kind of illness that made the pregnancy difficult. Your mother could have been more prone to morning sickness such as vomiting or nausea. I also see that they had a routine, they could have had to balance work while also being pregnant. Animals were significant as well. So your parents possibly turned to a pet for comfort or realized they were pregnant because of a pet. For some of you, your mother could have been the type to clean before giving birth. Something about cleaning or being tidy to feel more prepared. As a baby, you could have sneezed a lot or gotten colds. Your immune system was often compromised and this concerned your parents. You could have had your immunization shots early on. This is something your parents were not going to argue about lol. In this lifetime, you need to take care of all aspects of your health - physical, mental, and emotional health. You also need a routine, you can be disorganized at times, and require a set system to keep you on the right track. Also romanticizing the little things would help you appreciate life. You could often overlook what's right in front of you and disregard living in the moment, you have so much abundance right in front of you. Having plants or keeping a pet would help provide a safe space. Also engaging in light exercise, offering to be of service to people, and meditation will ease your anxiety.
Libra Born / Born in the 7th house:
Made with love lol. Your parents were very much so enamored with each other when you were conceived. Its giving "I know their parents high five every time they see what they made". You could have been considered a very beautiful baby or received a lot of compliments from people. Your parents as well had a nice maternity shoot. Your mother was very radiant and glowing, probably had rosy cheeks and everything. You may look to your parents for when you need an example on love and what to look for in relationships. Your parents saw each other as equals or followed traditional roles. Some of you could also have parents who work in law so they could care a lot about appearances and maintaining a good image. It is important that you learn the difference between love and superficial attraction. You are adored by many but because of that adoration it could potentially lead you to not go past a surface level. Share the parts of yourself that is most beautiful, such as your kindness, and fairness towards others. The way you treat people makes them feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Your relationship with others as well as yourself is important to your self development. Working in business or giving back to your support system could give you a new perspective.
Scorpio Born / Born in the 8th house:
This placement has an interesting aura to it. Some of these babies could be an only child or something about the way they were born was transformative. It is possible a family member died before or after you were born, there had to be a loss before you could be conceived. Your mother could have felt that childbirth was traumatic and could of put her in a state of shock, or even dealt with a near death experience. The overall experience of pregnancy was very intense for your parents. It was definite that you would be the last baby to be born because of such factors. You could have also been given an inheritance or were indebted to someone or something. It is possible that you were next in line such as an heir to a family business or lived in a home that passed down for many generations. There might have been paranormal activities when you were born or you were like those babies that would laugh randomly when nothing was there, possibly seeing spirits. Being accepting of change will make things easier in your life. It is likely that you resist transformation due to how deeply you feel your emotions, it can be triggering and exhausting. Try to have a positive outlook on the changes of your life and realize the blessings in the lessons you have experienced. Sex could be a healing factor in your life or it is a way to find pleasure in engaging with your senses.
Sagittarius Born / Born in the 9th house:
It is likely that these babies were born while their parents were traveling or they even could have been adopted. Your mother was likely traveling when she gave birth to you or had to give birth in public. For some of you, your mother was pregnant as she went to college or often went to church. Your parents were very wise and philosophical. There could have been a midwife or doula present during your birth. You may also be of a diverse background, so you may have lived in different places as infant or was exposed to different identities. I also interpret this as possibly having older parents or your parents have an old soul. You are an intelligent person. It is time for you to practice the wisdom in everyday life. You are philosophical, wise, and multi-cultured but you lack in practicing what you preach. You have to be open minded and optimistic when it comes to learning new things. Traveling, reading philosophy, praying to spirit or a deity, or having in depth conversations with people would provide clarity in your life. You need to experience spiritual refreshment in order to continue to feel peace. Study more!!! The answers you seek is in the knowledge that you already have. You are missing out on great opportunities when you choose not to use your resources.
Capricorn Born / Born in the 10th house:
You may come from a prestigious family or they are known for having a reputable reputation. Your parents could work for a well known company and have a higher position. Very business savvy individuals. Your mother could have worked despite being pregnant and had to face discrimination for it, or I see her taking a comfortable maternity leave thanks to the other parent being the financial provider. Your father could be someone who is strict or has high expectations as well. As a baby, you were self sufficient and independent. You did not require as much attentive care as other babies did. Although, this may have affected your attachment style. You could be avoidant when it comes to expressing emotions and when it comes to difficult feelings you focus on work instead. You were meant to be the boss in this lifetime. Your work ethic comes from your genetics. You have the drive and motivation that many people don’t have. It is important that you learn to follow your intuition and realize that you need to also seek what provides emotional fulfillment. You are responsible and dedicated to those around you as well as your career. Make sure to not overly sacrifice your well being for the sake of others. It is okay to take breaks and focus on your own happiness. Being more grounded with reality and your emotions is necessary for your self development and creating discipline.
Aquarius Born / Born in the 11th house:
The way these babies were conceived could be non-traditional. Your parents could have had a one night stand or had sex after only knowing each other for a weeks (or even months). Definitely an unexpected child or you were not planned. Your mother would have weird cravings or eat odd food combinations. Her personality was also deemed as quirky or her behavior seemed peculiar. Your mother also could have dressed differently or had unique maternity clothes. Your parents’ social life could have boomed after having children, making connections with family, or met new friends. Some of you could have parents who are well known on the internet. These babies have the potential of being internet stars or memes. Growing up, you may have felt ostracized and did not feel welcome in most places. Your goal in life is to learn how to rebel again the norm and embrace being unique by tapping into your individuality. Also learning how to make friends or establishing connections with others, even if it seems difficult. You were meant to have a social circle that will be there to teach you wisdom and give you guidance when needed. The longevity of these friendships is not what’s important but the lessons that comes with them. Once you are able to accept yourself and all the perks that comes with it, you will be able to reach better opportunities. Using technology as a tool could assist you with your goals.
Pisces Born / Born in the 12th house:
Childbirth could have been a spiritual experience for your mother. It is likely she already knew she would be pregnant before she even realized. Your parents are very intuitive, they even had dreams about you before you were born. When your mother was pregnant, she felt very emotional and in tune with what you were feeling. I believe these parents would go to Lamaze together or some sort of meditative exercise to make sure that the birth was at least peaceful and safe. Some of you had a water birth or were born near watery places such as the ocean, a pool, etc. A doula or midwife was likely to be present as well. As a child, you were very dreamy and creative. You are very expressive and have a great imagination. You were blessed in this lifetime with psychic abilities or great empathy. You are able to read the room and give people the safe space that they need. Your energy is very comforting and serene. I believe because of your sensitive nature it is likely for you to fall in codependent relationships. It is crucial that you learn to set boundaries and separate fantasy from reality. Take your time to get to know people before you see the “best” in them. You also need to realize you are not a victim but a person who has overcome hardships. Whatever you went through in the past does not apply to you now, you have the freedom of choice, and you get to decide who you want to be. Use your intuition and manifest your goals by connecting with your higher self. Do not allow people, especially partners to “manic pixie dream girl” you.
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