#this is my real toxic trait for real
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I’m gonna be completely honest. Sometimes I don’t like the tone of someone’s poll question so I vote for the option they clearly want to dunk on. I’ll vote just out of spite. It is, in fact, my worst quality.
#the question is always like ‘do you like stupid awful disgusting apples 😒 or lovely sweet beautiful oranges 🧡🧡🧡#and even tho I don’t really love apples over oranges I’m like#fuck u apples are great I love apples never take my apples from me 🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎#this is my real toxic trait for real#then I rejoice when dumb stupid apples are winning#truly I prefer oranges but don’t dunk on apples man what did they do to you personally#it’s me I’m the problem I’m sorry 😅
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my problem is i am a girl who likes the idea of doing so many things but in reality only has the energy to daydream about doing those things rather than actually doing them
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Sami seemed to strike a big nerve with Jey last night
#jey uso#sami zayn#wwe#the usos#roman reigns#samijey#smackdown#this segment was SO IMPORTANT lemme tell you#YES SAMI REMIND EVERYONE WHO THE REAL ENEMY IS#jail for roman#jail for roman for a thousands years#the way jey's frown softens when sami says he loved him URGH I'M SICK#my toxic trait is that i will tear up randomly at work bc i'm thinking about these two and make my coworkers worry about me#yes hello no everything is fine haha just angsting over wet pathetic men and their dramatic 100k enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers fic#jey's character has remained so fucking consistent everything he does makes sense#wwe having years long character development that makes sense??? unfathomable#anyways vince mcmahon die challenge#what is up with this pink ass coloring you might ask#and ill tell you pink is the color of love :)))))#lies i just hate coloring gifs with real people in them oof#stuff i made
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literally no one on this hellsite knows how to be a fan of metal in a thoughtful non-entrusive respectful way except for my mutuals who are trying to gaslight 43 years old tobias forge that he is nonbinary
or they.
#kers ramblings#shitghosting#tobias forge#mary goore#for legal reasons this is a joke#my toxic trait is believing that secretly he's a twitter screenshot “I'm nonbinary but i have a job so idc rn” incarnate#i mean it kinda seems that mary to him means a bit more than just another forgesona and i will die on that hill if that part was real too#oh the wonderful semi-autistic world of his#i hauve covid. bear with me
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He is so fine🥺
#i feel so called out#my toxic trait in both real and fictional life#ahh he is so considerate#he is paying so much attention to her#i love him!!#ikemen villains#ikevil#ikevil william#William Rex#William's route#ikevil spoilers
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Somebody cancel my ass, I’m a Ben Arnold apologist and no i will not be repenting. You don’t have to like it, but from the bottom of my heart i believe that it’s one of the best pieces of media ever made. KFAM was a terrible show and i will listen to it until the heat death of the motherfucking universe. You can pry the 660 crew from my cold, dead, rotting and putrescent hands. Im done giving a fuck. Consume bad media or die a fucking loser.
#king falls am#are the creators good? not really#but they created a show that fundamentally changed my brain chemistry in a real fucking way#so unfortunately i remain a KFAM apologist#CONSUME BAD MEDIA OR DIE A FUCKING LOSER#Ben Arnold#Sammy Stevens#this show is my toxic trait
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Amāre (Aimer) - Latin Translation
A/N: Guess who stumbled upon a Latin grammar textbook in her local library? Yeah, this took me awhile because I had some options. There was “Amoris pulchritudo” (The beauty of love), which would have been badass. There was also “Amor est pulcherrimus” (To love is the most beautiful), very close to the French. But I realized quickly that any starter word more than two syllables long would be murder, and I’m a stickler for accent stress. Hence, I took advantage of Latin’s syntactical flexibility. At least I got to keep the infinitive. Hope you enjoy!
Amāre (Aimer)
Romeo Pulcer est bene amāre Est ad summum surgere Et alas maiesti tangere Pulcer est bene amāre
Juliette Pulcer est magnē amāre Vīvens gloriam manēre Et in cor ignis ardēre Pulcer est magnē amāre
Both Amor est potentissimus Nobis optimum dāre Ama, et in spei vīve Ama ultra timorem
Chorus Pulcer est bene amāre Est ad summum surgere Et alas maiesti tangere Pulcer est bene amāre
Pulcer est magnē amāre Vivens gloriam manēre Et in cor ignis ardēre Pulcer est magnē amāre
Chorus (+ Juliette) Amor in noctem ardet (In noctem is ardet) Amor pretium habet (Amor pretium habet) Etiamsi nōs consūmeret Amor in nōs vīveret
Chorus (+ Romeo) Pulcer est bene amāre (Pulcer est amāre) Est ad summum surgere (Ad summum volāre) Et alas maiesti tangere Pulcer est bene amāre
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English Translation
Romeo It is beautiful to love well It is to rise to the highest And to touch the wings of majesty It is beautiful to love well
Juliet It is beautiful to love greatly To remain living in glory And to burn in the heart of a fire It is beautiful to love greatly
Both Love is the most powerful [It is] to give the best of us Love, and live in hope Love beyond fear
Chorus It is beautiful to love well It is to rise to the highest And to touch the wings of majesty It is beautiful to love well
It is beautiful to love greatly To remain living in glory And to burn in the heart of a fire It is beautiful to love greatly
Chorus (+ Juliet) Love burns in the night (It burns in the night) Love has a price (Love has a price) Even if it consumes us Love would live in us
Chorus (+ Romeo) It is beautiful to love well (It is beautiful to love) It is to rise to the highest (To fly to the highest) And to touch the wings of majesty It is beautiful to love well
Always…
#my lyrics#retj#romeo et juliette#aimer#cristina is losing her mind#i’ve always wanted to learn latin#it was the grammar that intimidated me#the vocabulary is super easy barely an inconvenience#if it’s no good#it will have to do until the real thing comes along#(the real thing being better latin proficiency on my part)#my toxic trait is that i translated aimer into old english before latin#mea maxima culpa#also latin doesn’t have as many -are verbs as it does -ere ones#at least for this song. so i just let it be
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I have the most unhealthy obsession with these men 😭
#my toxic trait is thinking i could actually pull them if they were real 😭😭#like wth I'm so ugly... they'd never want me#i can only dream#willow yelling#naruto#chojuro#juuzou suzuya#kuon wataru#toru mutsuki#henry legolant#viktor licht#fire force#black clover#blue lock
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I love how opposites mileapo are and how it always show in their interviews lol because miles mostly analytic so he remembers the detail experience of their encounter while apo leans on the emotional side on how he felt although he doesn't remember if he gets good vibes its worth noting for him. They really lean into their astrology dynamic so much. Idk much about astrology but from what I read they literally fit the healthy soulmate vibes Capricorn-Pisces built despite being opposites.
I don't think they're so much opposites as complements. :)
You can tell from the Journey quick Q&A how well they match each other in terms similar where they need to be and puzzle pieces when they need to be.
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(credit to @nattaphum for the gifs)
I don't know much about astrology nor do I believe it in (my toxic and typical capricorn trait lol) but capricorns and pisces are known to have high compatibility.
Maybe if I tag @sinnadreams she'll show up and do their star charts for us 🥺
As for their first gym meet-cute, Apo has said he doesn't remember many details, but hilariously, the one telling he did for an interview also coincided with the Apo calls him p'mee reveal 🤭🤭🤭
#astrology#capricorns be like: astrology isn't real#my toxic capricorn trait#mileapo#mileapo x journey#p'mee#p'mee and p'mai#terms of endearment#mile phakphum#apo nattawin#kinnporsche#kinnporsche promo#kinnporsche bts
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My most toxic trait is thinking the second someone other than Max is pole after quali means they’ll win and we won’t be hearing the Dutch national anthem on Sunday… anyways Charles Leclerc’s gonna win at COTA besties mark my words <3
#me since I heard p1: forza ferrari bitchessss#like I love max I really do but this is truly my most toxic trait#come join me in delulu land#it’s real fun#charles leclerc#us gp 2023#max verstappen#cl16#f1#formula 1
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save me will wood save me anton
#my favorite hobby is just blasting his music into my noise cancelling headphones and thinking about. anton#genuinely not normal about any of this anton changed brain chemistry im so autistic about him#every single will wood song is anton coded#wyrms says stuff#anton oc#uhhhhhggggghh idk if im like burnt out or something but im just. uhhggg :///#i have no motivation for anything besides listening to my silly little songs#can someone kill art block for me. thankd#can someone like. make anton exist#i wanna be his test subject so he can give me wings and top surgery#hey anton spspspss hi hello hiii i’ll be a perfect lab rat can u kidnap me please#hi anton hi can you just take me away and replace me with a clone so that nobody will be sad that i’m gone#i mean like. dew buddy it’s not that bad. just a few painful experiments that’s nothing. i wish i was you#anton would love me we’d literally be best friends we’d be inseparable#soooo unfair that i exist in the world and anton doesn’t#anton’s only toxic trait is that he’s not real#anyone wanna be the anton to my dew#i’m accepting applications /j#don’t mind me i’m. having a moment#wyrms lore
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I have been asked to run a level 20 Death House oneshot. Wish my players luck
#dungeons and dragons#dnd#dnd5e#the death house#curse of strahd#my toxic trait is making an encounter consist of 1250 skeletons#and a harpy necromancer#this was actually a player idea but i don't think they intended for a literal horde of skeletons#my real toxic trait is stealing bg3 rules to buff different creatures#*eyes owlbear crushing flight* sooo... did you know that a tarrasque is 130 tons?
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Weird writer ask game - 🐺💣👑🔔🏛️
🐺 Build a NHL starting line up (3F, 2D, 1G) based on a really weird criteria for comedic effect (e.g. guys with names that sound like Dylan).
please be glad i didn't choose a starting lineup of guys with names that could or do lead to sex-related nicknames. anyway here's guys with two first names.
nick paul - robert thomas - jack quinn
matt roy - dennis gilbert
devon levi
💣 Blow it up: pick one NHL team. Change its name, mascot, logo/colors. Tell me why you chose the new elements.
okay chicago is the obvious choice here but i don't feel like being obvious. the chicago nhl team should rebrand in real life. actually they should probably be folded in real life. but that's not a fun meme answer. my second thought was the flames, because they didn't rebrand when they relocated and now have a team name that has nothing to do with their location, but it's been decades and has led to local and affiliated spinoff names (the heat, the inferno, rip to them both).
all this to say: im rebranding the jets. i don't like the military so they get a new theme. i think they could really lean into the north thing, since they do it in a lot of their marketing anyway. i know fuckall about winnipeg but idc. i think a cool tundra animal would be the move here. it's a bummer the moose are already their ahl team or obviously i'd pick that but maybe the grizzlies. yes that's already an nba team but it's fine, the jets are also an nfl team so it's a wash. mascot is a grizzly bear obviously. named northy or something to lean into the far north of it all. they can call the arena the den.
colorswise ... ooh the jets colors suck. imho. they're way too muted! brighten up that maroon, maybe go all the way into purple. a kind of reddish purple maybe, and then brighten up the blue. yellow as an accent? i am NOT a color theory gal, we're hoping this is something. please do not tell me if it isn't
👑 If you could add an award to the NHL awards, what would it be and who would be its inaugural recipient?
there are lots of good and serious awards that should be added but EYE think that we should add another really arbitrary poorly defined one like the lady byng. what does it mean to be gentlemanly? we won't be defining that.
so in that vein: i think there should be a reverse lady byng. a grittiness award. a sandpaper award. i think the arguments about it would be really funny. brady tkachuk is a strong contender, sure, but maybe he takes too many penalties. sandpaper, yes, but is he leaving his team shorthanded too much? can you be gritty without getting penalized? who's a good example of that? i am simply here for the endless trivial discourse. anyway i think brady is the inaugural recipient despite the objections. i am taking name suggestions for this award.
🔔 Who is an NHL player you are convinced you can best in a physical altercation?
i think i could take johnny gaudreau. i'm taller than him and i weigh more than him and he gives me more would not hit a girl vibes than some of the other little guys. and i do think i would need the edge of him being reluctant to hit a girl because they are all extremely fit.
🏛️ Here, have a soap box. What is one thing you feel really strongly about that you think everyone should know?
ooh i've got awards on the mind so! i think people should be more thoughtful about the distinctions between most valuable player and most outstanding player! if you don't have both awards then sure i can understand the conflation but the nhl does have separate awards for those things and i think letting them be meaningfully different would be a lot of fun. give the ted lindsay to cmcd every year except for like once every four years when auston matthews or nikita kucherov gets it, but an actual debate every year about which player was the biggest individual difference maker on their team would be compelling. setting my own biases about last season's awards aside, i think that opens the door for more acknowledgement of season-changing goaltending performances (shesterkin in 21-22 perhaps). the hart and the lindsay don't need to be so closely tied! let them be different things!
oh also while we're on the topic it is beyond stupid that it's basically impossible to win the hart unless your team makes the playoffs. "oh the team didn't make the playoffs how valuable can that player really be" idk chucklehead, there are math people who can approximate a player's value in standings points, probably. do i trust their math? not entirely. but i trust it enough to know that argument is bunkum.
#sorry for having real sports thoughts on my sports fanfiction blog#my toxic trait is i actually have real sports opinions that i feel serious about#ask meme
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Post injury Matthew is looking so skinny and vulnerable 😭😭😭 somebody please fuck him and feed him and cuddle him and take care of him PLEASE 😭😭😭😭😭
TRULY our boy did NOT bulk up over the summer 😩 he was all "obviously we want the short off-season" but my dude the first goalie you piss off is gonna snap you like a twig. and you will probably deserve it but i will still be sad. are all of your bones even really in one piece
on the bright side he has so many adoring teammates who i'm sure will be tripping over themselves to provide to his every need 🥰
#ask#hockey for ts#my toxic trait as a hrpf writer is i loooooooove injury fic#like obvs in real life i want him to be healthy all the time. only good and healthy things for our rat boy#but watch me slide into maggie's gchat later like how would you feel aobut making our poor little meow meow more pathetic than ever
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crazy how people will see you bring up literal scenes from the show, quotes by the duffers, actors, casting director, and costume dept, as well as the stranger things bible/first pitch, and be like "you're so dumb and offensive, that's NOT will, i'm so sick of will being babied and 'fEmiNizEd' blah blah blah" like girl maybe you just don't like women or will byers. have you ever considered that?
maybe YOU'RE the one failing to watch this show with your eyes and ears open if you're out here straight up denying scenes from the show itself. maybe YOU'RE the one failing to see that will has always been brave not despite his fear but because of it, and it's LITERALLY his bravery that inspires mike to start a search party and kickstarts the show. maybe YOU'RE the one that has super regressive, small-minded, and one-dimensional views on what bravery looks like, what strength looks like, and all the different ways there are to be not only a man, but a person in general.
like i just don't know how you can think you possibly know more than the actual people that make this show and dedicate literal years of their lives to making it the best it can possibly be and most accurate to their creative vision LOL like. sometimes you're just wrong!!! suck it up and go find another character that you'd actually like more instead of taking one that's impressively complex and cared for in ways that we seldom see in media!! much less media as globally popular and impactful as this one is, and esp not when it comes to gay male characters!!
will is complex and layered and beloved by many precisely because of that very complexity and capacity to be many things at once that you are so bafflingly intent on erasing!! if you find yourself disagreeing with canon & the creators to the point where you have to completely remove his most important traits and reject the literal show itself, then the fact of the matter is that you just don't like him!! AND THAT'S OKAY! but at least be honest with yourself instead of digging yourself deeper and deeper into a pit of denial and trying to make it seem like the duffers are the crazy ones here and not the fucking stranger things equivalent to flat earthers like 🤦♂️
#i just. girl this is not a matter of opinion canon is what canon is like ??? hello. lmao#are you gonna tell me will isn't gay next. are you gonna tell me he's a jock or something. where does it end lol#when it comes to headcanons you can think whatever you want but headcanons are NOT canon#you can't look at the literal TEXT of the show and go 'hm. no actually this isn't real.'#that's just not how reality works? we need education reform immediately this is tewwwwwww much#gatekeeping will and mike forever until the end of time idc thts my toxic trait we been knew this#keep ur headcanons and enjoy them but don't try to say that they're canon#i love my trans will hc i love it and hold it to my chest so near n dear but i don't say that it's canon..... i believe many things abt#mike's character and his actions etc but i still am always open to the idea that i could be wildly wrong bc s5 isn't here yet#like. i just. can we not equate headcanons and canon . can we not look at literal scenes from the show and be like Mmmm No.#nd make it into a moral issue when it really fucking isn't. will is the way that he is like SUCK IT UPPPPPPPP GO AWAYYYYYYYY THERE#ARE OTHER CHARACTERS FOR U TO PICK FROM!!! CHOOSE ANY ONE OF THEM!!! LEAVE WILL'S ASS ALONEEEEEEE
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