#dolphin humor

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Dive Into 200+ Hilarious Dolphin Puns That Will Make Waves Of Laughter

Dolphins are known for their playful nature, and so are dolphin puns! If you’re a fan of clever wordplay, these dolphin-themed jokes will have you giggling and flipping with laughter in no time. 

Whether you’re looking for a splash of humor to share with friends or just want to brighten up your day, these puns are sure to make waves.

From fin-tastic puns to jokes that are dolphinitely hilarious, this collection of over 200 dolphin puns is perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh. Dive in and enjoy the fun — these jokes are bound to make a splash wherever you share them!

Where to Use Dolphin Puns

In Everyday Conversation: Dolphin puns are a great way to lighten the mood and make your friends or family laugh.

Social Media: Share a dolphin joke alongside a cute photo or post it as a lighthearted comment. Perfect for making a splash online.

Text Messages: Send a pun-filled text to brighten someone’s day. These jokes are short, sweet, and perfect for bringing a little joy to a conversation.

Beach or Aquarium Visits: If you’re heading to the beach or visiting an aquarium, these puns are perfect for keeping things playful while you enjoy the sea life.

20 Dolphin Puns That Will Make You Flip with Laughter

“What do dolphins do when they’re confused? They’re in deep de-bait!” — Anonymous

“Why did the dolphin bring a towel? Because it always likes to make a splash!” — Anonymous

“I tried to swim with the dolphins, but I couldn’t keep up — they were dolphinitely too fast.” — Anonymous

“Dolphins always seem to have a fin-tastic time, no matter what they’re doing.” — Anonymous

“Why do dolphins make such great friends? Because they never throw you overboard!” — Anonymous

“I don’t trust dolphins anymore. Something fishy is going on…” — Anonymous

“The dolphin didn’t pass the math test — it kept getting caught up in the current.” — Anonymous

“What do you call a dolphin that’s always giving advice? A porpoise-driven life coach!” — Anonymous

“You can always count on dolphins to make waves, both in the sea and in puns.” — Anonymous

“Dolphins are amazing at conversation — they’re always all ears, or rather, all fins.” — Anonymous

“If dolphins had a motto, it would probably be ‘just keep swimming and smiling!’” — Anonymous

“Why did the dolphin cross the ocean? To get to the other tide!” — Anonymous

“A dolphin’s favorite social media app? Finstagram, of course!” — Anonymous

“What’s a dolphin’s favorite musical instrument? The sea-harp!” — Anonymous

“I asked the dolphin how it stays so positive, and it just flipped and said, ‘life’s a beach!’” — Anonymous

“Dolphins are always up to something — they’re masters of finding porpoise in every situation.” — Anonymous

“When the dolphins throw a party, it’s always an oceanside bash with plenty of waterworks.” — Anonymous

“What did the dolphin say to its friend? ‘You’re krill-ing me with your jokes!’” — Anonymous

“Dolphins aren’t just great swimmers — they’re also amazing pun makers, dolphinitely!” — Anonymous

“I took a dolphin to the comedy club, but it didn’t need the jokes — it already had a porpoise!” — Anonymous

Read: 200+ Dolphin Puns That Will Make You Flip with Laughter

[doghowto]

Ongoing friendship between dog & dolphin! 🐬 Follow me for more sweet dogs!

[slayingdotfit]

Do you even Workout? Dolphinately! 🐬

Comfy Tri-Blend shirt -> Slaying.fit

[peter-aaa]

[misforgotten2]

A scene from the making of the 14 hour long documentary Ken Burns’ Fish. Coming this fall on your local PBS station.

Collier's   March 16th 1956

[deadratcvlt]

sum random lil edits ^ ,^)* hope yall r well / ~ u~)n

[shadowpuppetteer]

This joke has made me laugh way too much to be ok. It's a running joke in my head now that this version of Vee has a thing against birds. Two tore her arms off as a hatchling, Steve is jerk, and she keeps losing poker to a bunch of pigeons in the park!

[blueteller]

TCF Part 2: Central Plains arc in nutshell

[theeviltwinduh]

Love how my parents take any opportunity given to be transphobic and don't even have the gall to apologize when called out

[misterlemonztenth]

03-24-24 | misterlemonztenth.tumblr.com/archive

[uncannycreative]

A few comics 🎺📯🃏

[doghowto]

Dogs seeing dolphins for the first time! 🐬 Follow me for more happy dogs!

[windor-truffle]

brief graces update! i spent most of this session dualizing so not as much plot progress 😅

so apparently there was ONE person who kinda sorta knew about the warp from the amarcian ruins into wallbridge, but he didn't report about it because it scared him 😂 it seems like the developers threw this in to acknowledge how unlikely it would be for a high-security fortress to have an unknown secret entrance, though I'm not gonna nitpick that detail because they made it clear that Amarcian technology isn't well-known by the average person, much less understood

i made a new discovery! if you talk to these guards here they'll give you items. I believe it was 3 apple gels, 3 panacea bottles, 2 life bottles, AN ELIXIR AND AN HOURGLASS AND AN ALL-DIVIDE WHAT

as I was exploring the Barona Catacombs, specifically the chamber where you fight Lambda, my Eleth mixer produced a Possessed Crystal even though it only has a 3.3% production chance 😅 that just feels scripted

btw what even is the function of this place anyway. Barona has a sanctuary but no established religion that we know of. Since these are catacombs I assume SOMEONE is entombed here but who tf wanted their grave to look like this. i guess the infinity spiral in the center can suggest i hope for life after death but everything else about this just looks SO ominous

i like how this skit ends up foreshadowing Sophie's worries and Asbel's answer in L&L (was this skit added to graces f for that reason? it's too bad it's very hard to grasp what changes were made to the original Graces since only the remaster was localized here). also only tangentially related but i was entertaining a fic premise set on the one year anniversary of King Ferdinand's death where a mourning Richard discusses with Asbel where each of them would prefer to be buried--- Richard quietly asking NOT in these fucking catacombs, he has way too many bad memories of this place for his soul to find any rest here

and uninjured, again. not sus at all.

i don't know why but this skit made me laugh, i guess because most of it was about Cheria and Pascal doing acupuncture? in the middle of a civil war en route to kill a king?? and angry evil Richard wants to stop to talk about vases??? and immediately after Asbel says 'i got nothing' the skit just ends????? hello?????????

[mysticdragon3md3]

California, always hosting the big conventions.👍🐬✨️

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[deadratcvlt]

he look playful n happy to you guys??