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i forget this yik yak from my former college isnt like a viral meme because i say it so fucking much. trying not to shidfart my panta

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"not my circus, not my monkeys" is probably my favorite expression. i might plausibly own a circus, i could be a ringmaster, and i may in fact even have an ape or two in my possession! but these apes? they are raucous and filthy and whatever miserable excuse for a circus trained them should be ashamed of itself. i'm a professional. my apes would never. i take no responsibility. sham circus.

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im just gonna start saying fire and ice whenever i get too autistic and cant think of a response to something someone said

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yippee yay wahoo! etc

(by kirii.lines on instagram)

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when they put babies in little sleeping bags... petition to make the entire world colder... we need to stop global warming

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how the world feels when I have a package on the way

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humans are a subspecies of elf known for dying really quickly and being stressed the whole time

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Croque_monsieur

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Belal and his family need help! (Vetted #41)

"Because of the war on Gaza, our house was destroyed, I lost my job and money, and I cannot find a suitable job because of the war.🥹😔 Now I live with my wife and daughter in a small tent and I cannot meet their needs. 💔🥺

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I knew poinsettias "faked" having big flowers by just turning some leaves red but I didn't know the real tiny flowers in the middle looked like such idiots

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Bro did youreally just breach the sanctity of my domain