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hclyfvckcd · 19 days ago

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@atlantean-knights :: continued from here.

Jillian giggles softly, eyes of green staring at him. "Can't you see I'm flirting with you?" she asks, placing a hand onto her curvaceous hips. "My name is Jillian. What's your name cutie?" the woman adds with a purr.

#atlantean-knights #— ✿ i'll bring you to life i'm a holy fuck. › default verse.#— ✿ replies.#— ✿ roleplay.#— ✿ jillian nakamura. › in character.#don't mind her zain #she's just flirting #does it with everybody

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notrobinsomethingworse · 2 months ago

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Robin, pointing at the newly established Nightwing: Aren’t ya gonna do something about him?

Nightwing, full dicowing glory:

Robin: Ya look like you’re goin’ to a shitty disco to get all kinds of fucked up diseases.

Nightwing: Awww thank you little wing.

Robin: That wasn’t a compliment.

Batman: Be nice to your brother.

Robin, eyebrow raised: So ya approve?

Batman, thinking back to the time he tried to convince 9-year-old Robin into a pair of pants: I’ll give you $300 if you can get him to change it.

Jason: Deal.

#He doesn't succeed #Dick has enough confidence to pull anything off and enough stubbornness to ignore everybody #bruce does give jason a pity pat on the back #to be fair he would’ve worn dick down eventually if he hadn’t wondered off to Ethiopia by himself #and in this pocket universe he did change into a normal suit after Jason died…#so… perhaps Bruce does owe Jason 300 bucks #dc comics #batfam #batfamily #batman #bruce wayne #robin #jason todd #nightwing #dick grayson #discowing #incorrect quotes #mine

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mochasucculent · 4 months ago

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Was looking at refs and since Viktor has two different leg braces I was wondering, do we think he wears them simultaneously?? The refs don't perfectly line up perspective-wise so it's hard to tell but parts of the one he wears during the Hexcore scenes look like they could maybe line up with the brace that he wears over his clothes, but also some parts really don't and look like they'd be super uncomfy. Also HOW does he take these on and off. Experts weigh in

#viktor #arcane #ig my assumption would be that he wears both simultaneously cause in the scene where he injects the shimmer #it seems implied that he just threw off his clothes and kept experimenting #so one might assume he was already wearing the smaller one underneath #tho it is a funny image to think of him just being like 'one sec i gotta go all the way home and grab my other brace to do this'#he can take off the back brace too cause hes not wearing it in the scene where he's in the hospital bed and you can see his shoulder #where the strap would be #but that one seems to make even less sense functionality wise #everything looks like its screwed together #or screwed INTO him #but only the top bolts on his spine are i think #in the close ups of his back brace model it looks like theres cushioning underneath the parts of it that cover the rest of his spine #so he can take it off. but HOW #what parts of it unscrew/detatch to pull open and off #does it not do that at all and he just has to shimmy it off his shoulder and all the way down his legs to get it off like a romper #the shape language of the designs are cool but like. tell me how it wooorrkkksss #forgive me if im just dumb and dont know at all how braces work and theres a very simple practical explanation for all this #any king who wants to infodump about mobility aids at me....the floor is yours #something to be said i suppose about the fact that zaunites have crazy prosthetics with wild augmentations that work flawlessly #and piltover's like. idk heres some fucking uncomfortable ass metal. salo gets wheelchair in non ada compliant place #they havent ever needed to adapt to accommodate disabilities etc etc #or maybe artists were just like 'heres a design' and everybody clapped and didnt give it a second thought #and then they just turned off the visibility on the mesh when they didnt need it knowing thered not be a scene where its taken off #dont even wanna THINK about what that rig would look like #like 40 different controllers #soft body and rigid hard surfaces needing to move together....#a cold chill just shot up my spine #<- guy who is only an animator and doesnt know how to rig #forgive the magic wand tool with zero cleanup. i am lazy

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cubbyhole-for-flea-bee · 3 months ago

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(Not) an approved use of the Power Of Friendship

#lego monkie kid #lmk #qi xiaotian #sun wukong #mk #six eared macaque #liu'er mihou #monkey king #shadowpeach #monkie kid #monkey trio #stonefruit trio #for when mac inevitably gets fully adopted into the squad and becomes the token introvert #faced on all sides with excited golden-retriever energy. Pray for him #seriously if he and swk ever actually reconciliate it's gonna be SO funny #brace for AFFECTION #plz let them cuddle. cuddle pile #plz i need it #have you SEEN how much monkeys will climb over and sit atop one another???#oh lawd i forgot when i was drawing this that sun wukong is canonically made of stone #imagine getting (lovingly!) tackled by that #celestial monkeys here to remind you that the 'celestial' part is completely dominated by the 'monkey' bit #could monkey king get hit with a case of the sniffles just from horsing around in the rain? probly not.#do i CARE? definitely not #rainy day shenanigans #*inflicts northwest autumn experience upon my faves*#excuse me i meant Fall because it does make you fall right down #its flu season everybody go get ur shots #brought to you by my headcanon that macaque actually likes rainfall #and he definitely likes snowfall

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egophiliac · 3 months ago

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2025 is the year of the DRAGON SLIPPERS

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #kutsurogi my room #eyestrain #(just a little) (that purple is a beast)#happy new year everybody!#still catching up but i needed to bust in to be extremely validated about some anime slippers #I KNEW IT i knew he'd have some doofy footwear!!!!#they're even actually dragon slippers!#i just got the wrong end of the dragon. whoops.#god. i love this idiot so much.#lilia really does have the best character development huh #lilia 600 years ago: i exist only to defend my kingdom against humanity. (eats a frog without breaking eye contact)#lilia today: wah i stubbed my toe :( i can't find my eyelash curler :( the sun is too bright :(#(this is not a complaint i genuinely love this silly grampa)#most relatable groovy ever tbh #sigh. i gotta have a serious think about my keys now.#i didn't get ANY of the new cards (not even the srs...)#i did get bloom lilia(!!!) from the mission pulls so that kinda made up for it but now i'm like #weighing the odds that birthday malleus is going to be in sweatpants...#i just feel deep in my bones that this upcoming mal card is going to be the funniest yet #(and this is saying something considering his og card literally is wearing a little frilly sash that says 'birthday boy')#honestly though no matter what malleus wears it's going to be incredible #this man has such an intrinsic vibe of dark hooded cloakiness that whenever he wears anything else it's guaranteed hilarity #sometimes i like to think about how he just wanders around campus in his little blazer and tie and it's the best

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kagooleo · 29 days ago

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i'm of the belief sycamore fumbled. dubbing it parenttrapshipping* (*they're divorced)

#kagoodles #pokemon legends za #pokemon spoilers #pokemon za #pokemon #pokemon xy #professor sycamore #parenttrapshipping #does the mom have a canon name? i guess she goes by grace #either way i liked the stream it was pretty alright. i got all my favorite starters in one game so i'm a happy camper about that #its gotta be the funniest thing ever for calem or serena. older stepsiblings #personally i just think this ship is funny but hey who knows #happy pokemon day everybody

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morganbritton132 · 3 months ago

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Eddie, posting to TikTok at 3AM: Welcome back to Can’t Sleep With The Munsons…The Harringtons? The Harring-sons?

Steve: The Munsons.

Eddie: With the Munsons. What are we overthinking about tonight? *holds invisible microphone out to Steve*

Steve, into the invisible microphone: Nothing. No thoughts. Just craving sleep.

Eddie: So true, baby. Also a lie. I can hear you overthinking. I can smell how ridiculous it is. Hit me with it.

Steve:

Eddie:

Steve: Do you think Ozzy is mad at us?

Eddie: Why would he be mad at us?

Steve: He’s not sleeping in here.

Eddie: Well, we did kick him out for a couple hours. I’m pretty sure he’s just conked out in the living room.

Steve: I’m think he’s getting tired of me.

Eddie: Yeah, no. No one in the history of the world has ever gotten tired of you.

Steve: My parents.

Eddie: Proof they’re creatures from the Hellmouth

Steve, snorting: That’d make me from the Upside Down too.

Eddie: I married an alien

Steve, starting an argument they’ve had a hundred times: It’s a different dimension, Eddie. Not a different planet. I’d still be human.

#Eddie maintains that the Upside Down is a different world so everything in it is alien #and Steve argues that it’s a different dimension but still earth so all the creatures are earthlings #they’ve been having this argument since the nineties #almost everybody they know say they’re both technically right #it does not stop the arguing #eddie munson tiktok saga #steve harrington #eddie munson

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basil--and--sage · 5 months ago

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Reshirement AU, in which Thorin and Bilbo decide to get married and celebrate their stag nights following their respective cultural traditions.

Thorin sits with his family and friends in Bag End and gets his hair braided and himself pampered, while they talk about his hopes and dreams for his upcoming marriage. He blushes frequently.

In the meantime, Bilbo gets cheered on by about 60 of his relatives, while he does a keg stand.

#the hobbit #bagginshield #bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield #bilbo #thorin #bofur is the only dwarf present at bilbo's bachelor party and is completely bewildered #then he nearly crushes two of bilbo's aunts while attempting a keg stand of his own #everybody keeps cheering #hobbits are very proper until they start partying #in the meantime thorin sits between his nephews and gets misty-eyed talking about the wedding while his sister does his hair for him #all the dwarves are sobbing and talking about their romantic hopes #it's very sweet #tho not for bofur who tries to keep bilbo from getting alcohol poisoning #my stuff #headcanons #shitpost

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aroaceleovaldez · 6 months ago

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i have suddenly become obsessed with a theme that HoO established but never proceeded to extrapolate on, which is:

You are Percy Jackson, and you have been swapped with a boy who was allegedly everyone's favorite person, but they have decided to replace him with you. They just met you. You stand next to his best friend and the people he's known his entire life. In his home. In his cloak. In his place. They stopped looking for him.

You are Jason Grace, and you have just found out you have a long lost sister who completely replaced you in her life with this girl you just met. Your lives and personalities are mirrors. She is you, living the life you were robbed of.

You are Annabeth Chase, and you have just become starkly aware that you have been inhabiting the void left behind by your best friend's long lost brother. You and Luke were just replacements for him. Now you have to look him in the eyes when he has nothing and know you took that life from him.

You are Piper McLean, and you have just found out your relationship is fake and built entirely on the memories of Annabeth Chase. You have been given a boyfriend when hers has been taken away. You have no idea how much of it is real or not but regardless you feel like if your relationship isn't exactly in their image that you have failed.

You are Leo Valdez, and you have just learned that you are the echo of your great-grandfather. You are not your own person. You just exist to be a mirror of him. A doppelganger. An actor and stunt double facing all the danger he never had to but wearing his face. To be there for his best friend decades later simply because he couldn't. You are playing a role. A seventh wheel and a pawn for a goddess who carefully sculpted your entire life for her own purposes.

You are Hazel Levesque, and the only reason you are alive is because your brother couldn't save your his sister. You are a consolation prize. An apology. Your existence here is misplaced in every way but you inhabit it anyways.

You are Frank Zhang, and you are a shapeshifter. Inhabiting your own body feels strange and clumsy when you could be literally anything at any time. You are anything and everything and live your life with the simple certainty of knowing exactly how you will die.

#pjo #hoo #heroes of olympus #percy jackson #riordanverse #jason grace #annabeth chase #piper mclean #leo valdez #hazel levesque #frank zhang #meta #analysis #me shaking hoo: what if we actually address the interpersonal dynamics of the characters. please. please. please. please.#frank is the only person on the boat not having an identity crisis tied to another member of the crew somehow and that is FASCINATING #but also WHERE is all the interpersonal literally anything. hello. please. making grabby hands. everybody identity crisis go.#i wanna see the entire argo ii crew stumbling through trying to figure out their places and senses of self!!!!!#particularly in relation to each other!!!!! we get snippets but we rarely ever get the full thing or a resolution!!!#like. HELLO??? Piper acknowledging that her relationship with Jason is artificially sculpted in the image of Annabeth and Percy???#and that her ideals of what Jason and her can be are just that she feels like they need to be like what Percy and Annabeth have????#and thats just DROPPED COMPLETELY????#poor Jason is getting replaced twice. Leo is not his own person.#Hazel at least gets the resolution that Nico does not truly see her as a consolation prize #but Annabeth gets to be hit with the like EIGHT YEAR DELAY of learning the place she inhabits in Thalia's life is the echo of someone else #cause like. yeah she knew Thalia had lost her brother but i dont think it clicked for her until she met Jason that oh. she *replaced* him #Frank at least has some certainty about his identity in one aspect (his curse). everybody else is floundering a bit #except for maybe Percy but its kind of the camps of ''i replaced this person and it weighs on me'' versus ''i have been replaced''

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ramgirlpaul · 20 days ago

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Scenes from the second floor of a liverpool bus

#I hate how I did pauls faaaace I need to study him better #God give me everybody else's artistic obsession with paul mccartney I could use it so well #anyways. my quarrymen agenda continues #og #my art #the beatles #the beatles fanart #paul mccartney #john lennon #george harrison #the quarrymen #also I tried to make paul look reluctant to say that george is better than them but idk if it shows. girl does NOT believe that lol #I think he's just embarassed that John's not taking him seriously

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gh0sdae · 3 months ago

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growls

#cquackity #cslimecicle #dapduo #quackiverse #quackity finale #dsmp quackity #liveblogging #quackity #art to shit your pants to #I cant break out of thi sstupid goober art style #1k #edit: thanks everybody #this ending still makes me mad but nowhere near as much. it makes sense for the character #pisses me off but thats what cquack does best <3 piss everyone off and make the wrong decisions

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meadow-dusk · 1 year ago

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yes he’s my comfort guy but also he’s my weird silly guy he’s my hot rockstar guy he’s my inspiration guy he’s my very special guy he’s my everything guy

#‘just because he doesn’t do what everybody else does that’s no reason why I can’t give him all my love!’

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ninja-knox-ur-sox-off · 1 month ago

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aroace sonic: *says the most flirty shit ever* also aroace sonic seconds later: *does a backflip of the couch and almost lands on his face* literally anyone: wtf.