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What’s the history of the Bloody Mary cocktail?
In 1917, Chef Louis Perrin, working in a hotel in French Lick, Indiana (what a name for a place) ran out of oranges and used tomatoes instead, inventing tomato juice as we know it today.
(Citation needed, this is a topic with a fair amount of discussion and it's almost certain that Perrin did not actually invent tomato juice. I mean... it's juiced tomato, a fair argument is that it's nature's creation or Gods', whatever keeps your boat afloat. It is mainly put to emphasize that the popularity of tomato juice was burgeoning or resurging at this time.) (I do think he was the first to use it in drinks? But I haven't done any juice research, I beg of you, there is other stuff to talk about (although now; I am intrigued.)
it should also explain why then, in France 1921, we finally have our first claim of the Bloody Mary!
Stating that Fernand Petoit created it in the New York Bar (Now called Harry's New York Bar) in Paris.
The confusion starts here folks!
I don't quite believe Fernand Petoit was the originator of the Bloody Mary. Frankly I'd love to be proven wrong and have this be the easiest question to answer so I can move on with the rest of it's history, but there are two things that frustrate me to think about.
1: I can only find the claim of 1921 being attributed to his grand daughter, rather than him directly. I'd be inclined to just believe historical wear-and-tear on this one, but:
2: He does have a direct quote in 1934 that describes a modernization of the Bloody Mary:
" -it was really nothing but vodka and tomato juice when I took it over"
I may be picking at words. But who says 'take it over' when they are confidently sure they've created it, If it were 1921 -way before all other claims?
To clarify, he's also right. He took the Bloody Mary and ran with it, most people site him as the creator for certain.
All the stories from here get even less clear, to prepare you.
If we zoom a decade forward to the early 1930s, and across the globe to actual New York: We find Henry Zibikiewicz.
There is almost zero information about Henry Zbikiewicz I could find, apart from that he worked as a bartender at 21 Club in New York, and that the bar claims he invented the Bloody Mary.
Let's take a short interval to talk about Henry Zbikiewicz and dead-end research.
I am under the belief that Henry Zbikiewicz was a bartender at 21 Club, and existed. I have found many different utterly too brief ancestry reports and other personal profiles of him (that state that he lived and died, but nothing else), besides this I have no confirmation.
While I would love to search the ends of the earth to discover the truth behind him and his background, I know it either does not exist, or doesn't exist to be found by amateur researchers (self-reference). A lot of information these days is behind pay-walls and internet dives about as deep as the Mariana (trench), and I unfortunately do not have all the time in the world.
What is especially upsetting for me though is finding enough.
I'm certain he existed.
I'm certain he lived.
I am not certain on anything else.
Let's take a longer interval on the nature of death and memory, along my journey to finally discover the Tumblr max word count.
Throughout my life I have always enjoyed graveyards. They are quiet, serene, undeniably holy/weird/sacred/creepy (change as required); the perfect place to be alone with this feeling of connection still running through the stones and the ground you walk beneath.
I'm quoted as saying 'I could die before you' as a small child, in response to my mother telling us about her refusing medications.
I feel as if this explains my relationship with death quite well, I was aware of it and have interacted with it in a casual way for my whole life.
Ramble, ramble, blah, blah, blah, this is all to say:
I don't fear death. I don't remember a time in my life I did fear death, honestly.
But; being forgotten?
That has always terrified me more than perhaps anything else in this world.
So the grim reaper will have to hold off. Till I do something memorable (I already have, and so have you, it's called being loved and loving).
I hope Henry Zbikiewicz is resting comfortably, I hope somewhere there's a family that is his or a friend that has told a tale of him.
These aren't answerable research questions, they'd be intrusive to find the answers to if they were, but they are so hyper-specific I doubt anyone has taken the time to find and ask.
I'd like to offer my favourite remembrance ritual to you, in trade for giving you existential dread: Go into a graveyard, find a grave (I prefer the older ones or ones that are not up kept, but any is perfectly fine) and recite their name for the week.
This way their memory continues, a little tiny bit of it. A name, alas cannot possibly contain all the things that anything is and was, or all the journeys it went down to end in our same shared fate of belonging to the ground.
A Bloody Mary is in this way quite cyclical. Tomatoes natively grow in France, so along with being a cheap post-war resource, (and good lord did France take a huge blow after The Great War (or WW1) but this is a different subject) it is a symbol of new life. Vodka, is a process of decomposition and fermentation (as all alcohols are) and so I feel represents death in a way.
The other well-known (how much knowledge do normal people have of any of this?) story of invention includes George Jessel, noted 1920's comedian and a socialite named Mary (which is where I swiftly transition from invention to naming).
Apparently he fixed the concoction in order to sober up quickly while hiding the smell of alcohol from his wife, then, when his friend Mary asked to try, it was spilled on her. To which she reportedly said:
'Now you can call me Bloody Mary!'
From the 1920's (anecdotal) it is posited that it was made for a Vladimir Smirnoff (yes, of vodka fame) and named Bloody Mary after the inability to pronounce the Slavic syllables in the name (???).
That absolutely STUMPED me until I actually said it aloud a couple times, in a really bad French accent. The 'Vl' quickly turns into a 'Bl' and can see how the rest slips into place. I hope it was something they were laughing about rather than laughing At Vladimir for.
But according to the manager of that same bar (In the 1920's again, he claims), the drink was named after the first person who ordered it. The first said it reminded him of his girlfriend, who he met in a cabaret called The Bucket Of Blood (naming convention match, not the same show), her name of course being Mary.
But! In the 1930's, where Fernand's cocktail is confirmed, he says himself it was called the 'Red Snapper'!
It was called the 'Mary Rose' in a publication from El Floridita in 1939, and claimed as a new cocktail in Life magazine (MAY be the December 7, 1942 magazine as I can find no other mention of drinks on the extensive list of life magazines (yes I looked through all of them)) as the 'Red Hammer'.
So, everyone says something different, and you have to be a special kind of crazy to look through all of it (you're welcome).
There's one more story, and then I'll leave you, I do hope this has been entertaining, I have worked really hard at this in my spare time to make this awful jumbling mass of spoken word information. I do think I've failed slightly at that.
I'm sure all you brits have been waiting, but bide your time just a couple more seconds before I say one more thing:
There is another story of the Bloody Mary, but I don't want to tell it, because it's not history yet. The violent crime in Chicago and the amount of bars playfully nicknamed 'The Bucket of Blood' there over the years are a later claim to the Bloody Mary. It's a story of a waitress called Mary at one of these 'Buckets' and as much as I think that deserves light shed on it, frankly my mental state is not stable enough to.
I want to try my best to be an ethical source of information, and because of this I do want to mention it, but a longer discussion is not going to be healthy for me right now.
So, with that in mind, I have one last story to tell you.
The nickname 'Bloody Mary' for Mary Queen of Scots, or Mary I is first seen written in a historical series by Charles' Dickens named 'A Child's History of England' in early 1851 to late 1853.
She got her name from the over 280 protestants she had burned during her reign (July 1553- 17 November 1558), although it's disputed whether she was called 'Bloody Mary' by her protestant opponents.
Although this name is indisputably much older than any of the 1900's claims to the name 'Bloody Mary', it's hard to pinpoint if it is the true origin for the cocktail being called the 'Bloody Mary'. If it is the true origin, the people who invented the cocktail have tried very hard to find original reasons to call it that. If it isn't true, it is an odd but not implausible coincidence.
In the very end, when all the Mary dust has settled and all the peppercorns have been crushed into the mix, it's always a story of history and memory.
When the tomatoes are squeezed, the vodka added or left out, celery or parsley garnish presented, lemon juice, salt or just tomato juice.
What is the history of the Bloody Mary?
And who says there has to be one?
My first Bloody Mary was in London in a restaurant I don't remember the name of, before seeing Hadestown, a musical about memory and oral tradition, for my longstanding historical advisor (bullshit checker) 's birthday, it's all memory and perception, even at the beginning.
Now, in this moment, and in the past already for those reading (and you, future Tyler, editor extraordinaire). I sit eating eggs and drinking coffee and writing in a cafe I frequent in my town.
There will be a day I don't remember what the interior looks like, how the coffee tastes, what books I rest one of my arms on, and maybe it will haunt me, or maybe I won't care.
If you haven't had a Bloody Mary before, do!
It might not be your cup of Mary, but it tastes like spicy gazpacho soup and I really like it.
There will be a day you don't remember where you were when you first sipped one, what it tasted like, how much pepper was in it, what kind they used, if it had a full stick of celery in it or just the leafy bits or if it had no garnish at all-
-and maybe it will haunt you. You might go back on your memory and overwrite a grand experience of falling off a cliff, Bloody Mary clasped in one hand as the rocks narrowly avoided, you might tell yourself the harsh bite of the wind rushing by you, you may create perilous rocks below;
or maybe you won't care.
But wouldn't you rather have it (the memory) and decide how you feel about it later?
Try new things, or historical revisionism is kinda fine, whichever lesson you'd rather take,
Enjoy your Bloody Mary.
-Ace x
Indirect/various sources:
-A few drinks blog: Who invented the original bloody mary?
-Fernand Petiot: Wiki and Granddaughter blog post
-Life magazine 1942 Archives
-It always begins with a simple search. (Bloody Mary wiki)
Big thanks Henry Zbikewicz, and all the beautiful stories people tell about things, for existing.
And my Sibling, or my historical advisor, for giving me this idea at the restaurant. I almost lost my mind TWICE (Henry Zbikewicz and trying to find the exact Life volume) but it was overall, a very enjoyable experience.
Maybe the next post will take me less than 3 months to write! I doubt it, but the night is young.
#interesting#writing#i love writing#history#is confusing#like seriously#does anyone ever really know?#or are we all just guessing at who Knows what and who thinks they know what#research#memory#good lord I actually don't know how long this took me#too long
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pediatricians are hard to find.
you aren't broken and other important things a triangle needs to hear
#gravity falls#book of bill#non euclidean geometry au#bill cipher#pyramid steve#billford#parent au#rip doc mc buggins#you won't be missed#ableism#pyramid steve is too young to really understand what's going on here which is Good#ford would be here for the checkup but bill simply has more inter-dimensional contacts on his side#also far far FAR more medical trauma to work with#not that ford doesn't#but i think his problems were always rooted in more SOCIAL problems#while bill got the fun cocktail of childhood bullying AND medical abuse AND parents couldn't/wouldn't help him#he should not be a parent#he IS trying#he is trying so hard#he will not share these worries of course#why worry ford? bill's a GOD clearly he's got this#...bill is deep down terrified he ALREADY screwed up pyramid steve#he probably had more to do with him existing as the power half of the couple-#anything wrong IS probably his fault-#he doesn't know what he's doing! did?! how does his own body even work let alone-#whatif-what if he put him together wrong. what if whatifwhatif#thoughts he will never EVER say outloud#pyramid steve is a perfect little angle#anyone who says otherwise is dead wrong#my art
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no way she's alive ?? yea those mental health breaks because social media makes people suck are wild huh
#star wars#clone wars#star wars fanart#ahsoka tano#captain rex#anyway i bring you this a) because i'm going back to my tcw roots of late and b) because i miss them terribly#as you can see because i can't handle reality i put her in the novel design#cause wdym they split up after order 66 haha what no that didn't happen you're crazy#read it however you want idc ^^)b any interpretation of their dynamic is the best one i think#yea anyway in this amount of time i've gotten a lot better at anatomy and i don't really care about social media anymore#but i have like nowhere to put my art now so *shrug*#star wars the clone wars#artists on tumblr#i've wanted to do one of those post-type drawings and i am .-+ too lazy +-. to color it sooo#signature got cropped sigh. whatever#if you see a mistake no you don't. you know the drill#also i finally watched bad batch season 3 around christmastime and hewiutgeh.#singlehandedly took the show from a 4 to a 10 for me so thx dave filoni we love u as always >>>#lowk kinda missed it here *gazes fondly at the bot spam and screaming and cursing in my feed*#btw i have never used instagram in my life so if this is formatted wrong it's your fault. bye#someone tell me whether or not i should tag this as rxsk because i am very much debating#does tumblr even like them anymore ?? i know ao3 does they're still going crazy over there (>1k works God bless)#“bro's first post back and she's yapping her head off” cmon you know me by now anyway can we talk about season 7 ahsoka#i find no fault in her. she is perfect. she is the greatest version of any star wars character ever at all#no i will not be thinking about whether or not anyone told her about fives. no i will not be thinking about whether or not anyone told echo#ok that's enough bye i'll wait for this to get four notes at most and three of them being comments screaming at me#one more thing uhh suspend your disbelief since anakin liked the post. rots didn't happen and everything is fine !!#my art
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I think the two most obvious foils for Ludinus Da'leth across all of Critical Role are Essek and Keyleth, which is both fascinating given how different those two characters are from each other (Essek being a foil in terms of isolation, single-mindedness, harm in the name of ambition, knowledge, and other such wizard themes; Keyleth being a foil in terms of people who have lost something at a young age to the gods and bear resentment for it, political leadership, belief that the world belongs to mortalkind, and longevity) but also it's extremely funny that they both are the partners of Liam's character.
#i could write like a longer piece about it but that kind of sums it up#like. hm. how do i put it.#the thing about essek is like. he like ludinus made some IMMENSELY selfish and harmful choices#but the timeline was SHORT all things considered. ludinus didn't REALLY get going until hundreds of years post-calamity#and he expresses NO regret whereas the vibe with essek in 2x97 is that he's kind of hated himself ever since#and you know. maybe if someone had intervened with ludinus 400 years earlier he'd have done the same. but who would. does he have friends.#the thing about essek haters who aren't just angry shippers is that they all ascribe to ontological evil and yet don't ascribe it to ludinu#meanwhile keyleth is just like...the scope of her pain is somehow both smaller and larger#and yet she's able to see herself as part of a whole and not the center of the world#the fact that power and long life was much more naturally given or earned by her rather than seized is also i think part of it#but keyleth's speech this past episode in particular...it's a direct rebuttal of ludinus's dumb speech in 51#this can be your world without having to kill anyone if you're willing to work and grow and compromise and grieve#cr spoilers#critical role#ludinus da'leth#essek thelyss#keyleth
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Flint and Billy’s dynamic is really so much because you get the impression that Flint thinks about Billy 0.05% of the time at most, whereas Billy thinks about Flint 80% of the time at least.
And Billy also KNOWS that Flint doesn’t think about him and that’s what at least 20% of his thoughts about Flint are about.
#this is why i think about them every time i hear TMBG’s You Don’t Like Me#‘you can hear me talking right up til i stop / when i do i’m gone to you but you are always there’#that’s THEM!!!!!!!!#it’s almost funny to call it a dynamic at all because it’s so aggressively one-sided#but Flint’s lack of presence in the relationship is ALSO a presence - you know?#like. it’s VERY intentional#especially later on because he doesn’t know how to address the Gates situation#but i think just in general he’s not good at dealing with emotions#his own or anyone else’s#he gets better at it throughout the show but never for Billy#because he honestly does not realize the depth of that issue until it’s too late#and i don’t think he ever really Gets It#it’s a forever-unresolved open wound and it is WONDERFUL#i wish more people were obsessed with them - but alas#black sails
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TOTAL DRAMA WORLD TOUR REDESIGNS RAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
DISCLAIMER: These designs are simply made for fun. Constructive criticism, feedback, and suggestions are appreciated as long as it’s respectful.
batch 1 (duncan, gwen, courtney, owen, leshawna, heather, geoff, bridgette, trent, and harold)
batch 2 (lindsay, tyler, izzy, eva, noah, cody, justin, ezekiel, dj, & beth)
sadie & katie
roti batch 1 (dawn, dakota, sam, lightning, scott, b, & staci)
roti batch 2 (brick, jo, zoey, mike, cameron, & anne maria)
chris mclean
#dooble moment#my art#total drama#total drama fanart#redesign#total drama redesign#td alejandro#td sierra#td blaineley#alejandro td#sierra td#blainely td#alejandro burromuerto#blainely o’halloren#mildred blainely stacey andrews o’halloren#does anyone actually tag blainely’s full name??? hell if i know#kinda fun tho#sorry that like. only sierra changed & the other two remained relatively the same#NOT THAT HER DESIGN WAS BAD IN ANY CAPACITY i really love it#i just really wanted to tweak her color pallet#alejandro & blainely were already banger designs tho#like. alejandro’s probably the only man ever to pull off a stubble
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kevin was signed to the baltimore exy team before he broke his hand
#my posts#my aftg posts#aftg#kevin day#kevneil#the sunshine court#the foxhole court#how have i never noticed this#how have i never seen anyone else mention this#how is this a footnote in the books#does neil ever even register it??? like kathy says it but????????#i just searched through the books and it doesn't seem to pop up in the narration ever#i just don't think this is an insignificant detail???#i know the ec mentions kevin and riko were playing for 4 teams at the time#but i don't think it mentions which teams and why. besides the ravens and the us court#so im really wondering how this even happened. is baltimore's team that good or what#lowkey going insane about this
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So what's wrong with Clara, then? There's nothing wrong with her. Why haven't you made her immortal? Well, look how you turned out.
#dwedit#doctor who#userveronika#usertennant#userteri#scifiedit#ashildr#twelfth doctor#clara oswald#twelveclara#*#honestly idk if this will make sense to anyone but me but#the doctor saved ashildr and the doctor saved clara but ashildr is clara and ashildr is the doctor too.......... and so is clara#or more intelligibly: ashildr's arc at its base is the same arc that twelve and clara have together. except she plays both roles#ashildr starts as clara and ends as the doctor. like you can SEE the moment it switches from ashildr-as-clara to ashildr-as-doctor#but clara ALSO starts as clara and ends as the doctor. (''we could you know... stop off on the way'' ''gallifrey. the long way round'').#and the doctor gets to watch the exact same storyline play out in front of him without ever realizing it and incapable of ever stopping it#.....does any of that make sense. i'm writing these tags at 3am so idk fjdkslsls#but really this gifset is just 'ashildr: the twelveclara redux'
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u know what. buck has canonically called maddie mads and abby abs so i really think it is about damn time we get an eds up in this bitch.
#YES i have been converted#i AM an eds enjoyer now#i fear i was regretfully uninformed when i first formed my opinion on the nickname#but i have since seen the light#its a GOOD one and it DOES fit#buck WOULD do that he WOULD shorten eddie to eds it FITS his mo AND it also fulfills his initial 'we have to get you a nickname' schtick#and i think eddie would actually be delighted about it#bc aside from like abeula/pepa calling him eddito i really dont think anyone else has ever given him a nickname!!!#(not counting eddie obviously LOL bc he primarily goes by that over edmundo)#like he called shannon baby but did she call him that back?? who knows!!! and even if she did that was YEARS AND YEARS ago#and i bet that dropped off when things started to get rocky#soooo!!!!!!!#i think it would warm his heart and make something flutter in his tummy when buck starts to call him eds#AND I THINK WE DESERVE TO SEE THAT!!!!!#(oh and he ABSOLUTELY would get that cute lil rosy flush in his cheeks the first time buck says it — and every time after lbr)#buddie#911
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#pokemon#pokemon mystery dungeon#pmd#pmd eos#pokemon mystery dungeon explorers of sky#wigglytuff#music#ost#nintendo#pkmn#nintendo ds#video game#dailygaming#dailyvideogames#pixel art#pixel#pixel game#nostalgia#gif#y2k#2000s#2000s games#2000s nostalgia#ysigifs#btw i'm getting all the tracks from the chanel shinx on youtube!#i know this is not where the song really plays but i had this recording on my folders and also this song is a banger so-#and also also does anyone ever use the dojo. im planning on doing all levels for the sake of completion but that's it#pokegraphic
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coming slowly and uncomfortably to the conclusion that a lot of the problems i have with solas's writing come back to the fact that i think he's just like. a dumb person's idea of a smart person. i see a lot of people writing stuff about him that is very interesting but just doesn't jive at all for me with the dumb-as-rocks man we see in the games.
all his alleged intelligence and wisdom is just....knowing information the other person doesn't, the lowest form of "being somehow smarter about things". "he's so wise about spirits" nope, he is one. he doesn't have an understanding and empathy that surpasses other people. he is literally a spirit. what else does he even have going for him. "he knows so much about the fade wow" yeah he's literally from there. "he deceives the inquisition about who he is" if you knew a dude who was like. the absolute weirdest man possible. obviously lying and faceplanting constantly and making reference to "your...HUMAN...behaviors...". you still would not conclude "ah, that man is a bodysnatching gray alien" because in the world you live in, bodysnatching gray aliens aren't literally real, or at the very least they don't come to earth to personally muck around in your life. you would just be like, what an offbeat dude. you don't get any points for running a successful deception predicated on something that is, as far as your marks know, a literal physical impossibility. rerun that exercise with all parties having the same knowledge base and see how it turns out. even as is, almost literally everyone in the party knows he's obviously hiding something. he's not even remotely getting away with it. everyone just has much bigger problems to handle at the moment.
wisdom is traditionally connected to things like discernment, judgement, insight. the ability to make good choices from available knowledge. which is wild because he makes the wrong choice literally every time. every plan he makes fails in the end, in every single ending, in part because he is complete shit at understanding how other people operate at their very core, which is crazy on a guy who's thousands of years old and makes watching emotionally-charged memories his personal hobby. no matter which ending you get, it's predicated on him failing to accurately evaluate rook after an entire game with a direct line to their brain and the ability to pretend to be their closest confidant. he's very good at guessing how people will behave under relatively conventional circumstances and almost always misjudges how they will behave at the critical moment. the only person he ever meaningfully deceives in the course of the games is the player character, and only if you choose to be deceived.
the list of things meant to prove his wisdom and intelligence is so, so bleak. there's even the fool's last desperate resort to prove a character is smart: show him literally winning a chess game.
#i just. in the end i hope trick weekes was very VERY sabotaged by production notes lol#but it is really genuinely unbelievable that the only wise thing you get to ever see him do is like#go from “most racist man alive” to “marginally less racist”#if he doesn't know about spirits and the fade literally what does he have over anyone#unfortunately tho i kind of think weekes just doesn't have it#i keep returning to “solas returns the energy you give” being treated like an incredible mindblowing insight#but...a guy who is rude to people who are rude to him and nice to people who are nice to him is very normal#and frankly even a little pathetic and shitty#solas critical#veilguard critical#dav critical#datv critical#da4 critical#datv spoilers#dav spoilers#veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers
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i can't sleep my brain and body have been all fucked up this week and i'm laying here at 430 being so PLAGUED by the fact that my life's 3 main hyper fixations have been mcr spn and dnp and not only that but the fact that fiction as a whole will never have anything like destiel again, the internet will never reproduce something like phan. celebrities will NEVER be able to do frerard again. i'm not insane. these are the big 3 and not just because these are my favorite things. there are endless amounts of ships and pairings and fics and lore but literally. the specific experience of living through all of these in one lifetime. no one else will ever have that...except us
#IM NOT INSANE#i say fiction bc a movie cannot do destiel#no one would WRITE a destiel.#and i mean in the way they went about it#destiel only exists in the way it does bc of a very specific set of circumstances#that cannot be replicated#dan and phil are an insane thing to experience#watching them open up over 15 years is like#but we will never be truly satisfied#they'll NEVER really address it in the way everyone wants#and the mystery fuels their popularity#and it's NOT a mystery#but like the fact that they won't address it head on ever#is like being edged#and frerard listen it's frerard#frerard was once the number 1 rpf ship in terms of fics#loop has overtaken that#*kpop#and larry maybe idfk#but bts are not boinking each other#frerard HAVE to have done something at some point#it's like crazy to even try to deny franks feelings#please i want to sleep#but like#how did the first 25 years of the 21st century give us.#all of this at once#it's like infuriating#does anyone hear me#does anyone know
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Fandom Gripe #23: I know that fandom is in some deep denial about its treatment of female characters that are canonically involved with fan favorite m/m ships, but do y’all realize that when you disappear female characters from the narrative wholesale to push the idea that your canonically straight fav was “secretly gay all along!” you’re making several bad implications? That 1) bi men don’t exist, 2) bi men do exist, but those who have genuinely loved a woman before cannot genuinely love a man after that (therefore bi men don’t exist in practice), 3) women cannot inspire genuine love and devotion in men, therefore any relationship with a woman is “lesser” than the one they later have a man (see previous parenthesis), or 4) to acknowledge the existence of a lovable woman who isn’t a terrible person, where if a relationship previously existed, it did not end because of “incompatibility,” is enough to destabilize the present relationship between two queer men?
Because why is the tgcf fandom allergic to acknowledging that He Xuan had a whole ass fiancée that he loved? Why does no one ever seem to remember that the kidnappings and murders of He Xuan’s sister and fiancée were the final straws that sent him on his rampage, and he still keeps a shrine to them in the present-day of the story? Why is her entire existence and significance to He Xuan as a man, character, and to his character arc disappeared in favor of pushing Shi Qingxuan—the brother of the man responsible for his fiancée’s death—into that same role, as if to say that her impact on He Xuan is significant... just not when it's from her? Why does He Xuan’s life in fandom essentially begin not just after her death but because of it?
#tgcf#human gripes at fandom#anyways these are rhetorical questions because I already know the answer#i just absolutely hate it#why do y’all hate female characters so badly 😭#especially when they ‘get in the way’ of m/m ships?#mxtx shows that woman more respect in the book than fandom does outside of it#and she didn’t even give that character a name!#simply embarrassing#i could have also talked about jgy here#but let’s be real: that man never loved qin su (or anyone)#so i did not want to include him when discussing people who are *actually* capable of unconditionally loving others#but anyways#mdzs fandom sure loves to either disappear qin su#or act as if she’s the one responsible for why their precious ‘meng yao’ can’t just hop into bed with his bros#you know? the one he killed and the one he used as an accomplice in his murder? those bros? that he so obviously loved with sincerity?#at least moreso than he could ever love a *woman* amiright?#(for legal purposes that last tag was a joke)#i also really hate the implication that he xuan had no life before shi wudu ruined it#that in fact shi wudu made his life 'better' by tying him to shi qingxuan#the romanticization of shi wudu's actions to make way for a ship is... a Choice
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For over 4 decades, I've thought about all the violent names on M*A*S*H. It's very obvious, but I never see anyone talking about it.
Hawkeye PIERCE (all these definitions fit, frankly)
Also HAWK, a bird of prey (also fits 'taking prey by surprise with a short chase' as he's such a whore flirt) who has an extreme personality And is occasionally prone to violence because he’s so angry that there’s not peace.
BJ HunniCUTt
John TRAPper McIntire
Charles WINCHESTER (a type of gun)
Frank BURNS
Max KLINGEr (root of the Germanic surname is Klinge, meaning "Metal blade or sword"
Father John Francis MULCAHY - in Gaelic means "Warlike"
Walter RADAR O'Reilly - a radio waves system usually used to detect weapons
I kind of love that on a show about war and violence, there are quite a few names that are violent in general, or have violent connotations.
#does anyone else think about this#i know it's really obvious but no one ever seems to talk about this#mash#m*a*s*h#hawkeye pierce#bj hunnicutt#john trapper mcintire#max klinger#father mulcahy#charles winchester#walter radar o'reilly#frank burns#I know most of the names came from the awful books in the beginning but the writers were obviously aware of this#cos when they brought BJ and Winchester they kept with the violent names#There is also the very unfortunate#which I am not going to list but is also a violent name from Hooker#with this many violent names I'm quite certain Hooker did this on purpose#and then the MASH tv show writers picked up on it and continued the trend
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the juppet !! i just realised he is jerma posing i swear that was unintentional...... i spent so long digging thru muppet concept art and looking at old puppet designs just to end up doing a rly simple drawing but. i love joehills!! i have only been watching them for like 4 years but their videos r so special to me :3
#i would love to do a more complex drawing inspired by muppet concept art at some point... just wanted to give myself a bit of a break#i've been spending So much time on these drawings every day n it's not really sustainable for me to be spending multiple hours every day#when i have so much work i should be doing...... but i rly enjoyed this silly little muppet even if it's v simple for my standards#tbh i'm surprised i even made it this far into the challenge.. we're like two thirds in ?!!?!#i've only ever completed an art challenge once and that was inktober in 2018... and those were SIMPLE drawings#my standards are a lot higher than they were 6 years ago... but also there's extra pressure because i'm posting these#and i know i don't Have to post them but. it's a way of keeping myself accountable because i am terrible at that without outside motivation#omg why do i always ramble So much in tags this is ridiculous i'm so sorry if anyone actually reads these....#anyways i rly hope my people drawing skills r improving..#i doubt there will be noticable difference but i hope i feel at least a little more confident by the end of this#hermitaday#horsemeatluvr does hermitaday#horsemeat gallery#joehills#joehills fanart#joe hills#joe hills fanart#hermitcraft#traditional art#unedited sketchbook drawings 4 the win (i've given up on scanning n editing these or even taking them in proper lighting... too much effort)#i'm just a little guy
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as someone with lukewarm opinions about dragon age (grew up with it, loved it, came back as an adult and was disappointed) i would be very curious to hear your opinions about it if you ever feel like swinging a bat at that particular hornets nest
I don't even have the energy to get into that all of the aspects of things that I hate about dragon age lmfao. primarily I hate mage circles because of my personal trauma, and generally I hate that they are so fucking mealy mouthed about "oooooh well we can never know whether this thing is actually good or bad, ooh there's so many facets to this issue, soooo many shades of grey, what if this group that got genocided were also slave owners, boy that would sure complexify things in your mind wouldn't it, we are so fucking smart" fuck off! go to hell!
#many issues are actually very straightforward bioware.#you are on purpose making it seem like it is difficult to know if anyone is ever correct and you are doing it in a really artificial way#it does not even make for good storytelling and is incredibly fucking smug.#and shows in my opinion an untrustworthiness to understand several real-world issues!#I simply hate how 'gotcha! curious! we are very intelligent!' they write their political shit#i hate it i hate it i hate it#i fucking HATE the smug 'but SOME mages LIKE mage circles what NOW!!! CHEKC AND MATE!'#tell me that you do not understand systemic oppression without telling me!
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