#do you...wanna get right into it lol

[einwish]

§ The rule is one contract per person. §

§ It's not necessary to have a body in the traditional sense, as long as you have a strong wish. §

The incubator flicks his tail before staring at the oddball duo from the table.

§ Well? Is there anything you want in this world? §

⋆˚🐾˖ @lethalitisms ⊹ . ݁˖ .

[deadbaguette]

GPTim doodles,, wanna practice stylizing him

[biblically-accurate-dca]

first meetings (bonus panel under the cut!!)

i didnt wanna add it to the main post bc it's a different size and it would mess up the format lmaooo

i think about these two a lot i think they could be really fun together in several ways. monty golf is right next to the daycare after all!!

[fumifooms]

Chilchuck analysis speedrun: As a hardworking half-foot who grew up poor and discriminated against and had his gullibility taken advantage of multiple times in his early adventuring days, Chilchuck thinks optimism is a dangerous flaw. He’s stressed and strict all the time because his job is noticing details like traps that could get everyone killed before anyone knows it, he takes the lives of everyone to be on his shoulders, and with the way he speaks about it that probably partly reflects how he felt about taking it upon himself to provide for his family too. His life’s always been pretty centered around work and has become even moreso now that his wife left and everyone is independent, and due to past events he’s very iffy with bonding with coworkers. He thinks feelings and job are a disaster mix. Like with his wife or with parties hiring him as sacrifice, being open or having good faith is vulnerability which can get you hurt, so he processes and shows all his stress as anger instead of worry. Doing strict dieting probably isn’t helping the irritability what with hunger, and on top of being a hunger suppressant alcohol might be the main stress reliever he has.

His grey hairs are so earned

[your-unfriendlyghost]

I thought you’d get a kick out of this:

I think back in like 2020 there was an au where Steve Randle and maverick from top gun were brothers. Maverick was the older one (for some reason. I always thought it didn’t make a lot of sense because Steve is from the sixties and maverick is from the eighties, but the au made it work) and Steve was his much younger half brother.

I think they shared a mom (who they both looked exactly like, I’m assuming) and they didn’t actually know about each other until Steve’s dad died and maverick was the next of kin that had to take him in.

Anyway I distinctly remember maverick not knowing how to interact with Steve and Steve just… blatantly hating mavericks guts. He liked ice and goose though. Not maverick. Maverick was very stressed about that

Also I remember someone saying that Maverick would hate Steve being impulsive and driving recklessly and everyone would call him a hypocrite for it.

Oh yeah no you’re so right this is completely up my alley

Steve’s just mad ‘cuz Mav got to have braces and he didn’t

also where was that au on/what platform was it on?? I needa see more that’s amazing

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 84

Amity Park absolutely adores her little ghostling, her little Gatekeeper who was of her own ectoplasm, reborn from her own blood in the center of her new heart. She absolutely adores her baby, practically a newborn, being only a year dead! 

So of course she had to gush and boast about her little phantom to the other city spirits! They all got together to gossip sometimes after all. And both Smallville and Fawcett started to gush about their own little ones back! 

Gosh they should set up a playdate at some point, her little phantom could use some friends in the mortal realm. Well some more friends, three is obviously not enough. Oh, Gotham and Bludhaven have come over as well! It’s a playdate then! 

Now if only each of their world’s timelines were synced up, but at least everyone is around the same age! 

[eff-exor]

tumblr isn’t as fun when you don’t have an unhealthy situationship with one of ur moots /;

[malachite834]

With Aggron Day coming up, I figured I might as well bring back this old drawing of Cupric that I never actually posted on its own here :3

[flaming-toads]

You strike that pose, Miss Cackle!

[hplonesomeart]

Whoops hand slipped here’s some TADC character fanart. Apologies for the severe lack of Pomni in this one idk where she went off to…maybe she got lost on her way to find the exit. The lines are incredibly choppy & rushed, I know, but it was still fun art practice! I don’t draw these guys nearly enough anyways so this is a nice change of pace. Support indie animation :3

[cementcornfield]

damn :( these kids aren't desperate to rise out of poverty anymore and have already been paid for their skills :( that's a shame.

[skyloftian-nutcase]

Okay! ~14 years ago, a young teen disappeared from a local amusement park, leaving behind a little bit of blood and maybe some hair. After the two year investigation, no one could figure out where they gone or even how. But now, this missing teen just walked right through the hospital's front doors, looking beaten and bruised, like they went through absolute hell and back. It was almost obvious that one of their legs was broken and yet they still walked on it, and one eye didn't look like it could be saved. But the strangest, almost horrifying part about all of this? They were still a young teenager.

“What’s up with 14?” Wild asked as he cleaned a stretcher. “Why are there cops over there? Thought I saw Impa for a sec.”

“Kid’s been missing for over two years, so uh, he got some attention,” Legend replied while he munched on some peanuts.

“Missing? And he’s still alive?” Warriors asked, rolling his chair over. “That’s different. Usually it’s just a recovery.”

“Well, it could’ve been if he’d waited much longer,” Legend huffed, glancing at the patient’s xray.

Warriors barked out a laugh. “Waited longer? Honestly, you make it sound like the kid just decided not to get help until now.”

Wild shrugged. “I mean… people go missing for different reasons.”

“Yeah, but this was a fourteen-year-old kid who went missing at an amusement park. Doubt he meant to be gone for years,” Legend explained. “He looks like crap. Also, he hasn’t grown much, still looks like a pre-adolescent to me. Kind of weird and creepy.”

“That’s called malnutrition, genius,” Warriors snorted.

Legend rolled his eyes. “I know that, jerk face.”

“All right, kids, play along,” Wild snorted waving his hands at the two. “I have to go take a patient to the floor, try not to kill each other while I’m gone.”

Legend hummed, grabbing his energy drink, and then Wild snatched it out of his hand.

“And try not to kill yourself, either, Legend,” Wild added, holding the drink above his friend.

Legend snarled. “Give that back!”

Warriors chuckled, rolling away. “Careful, Wild, he bites!”

[xavalav]

explodes forever and ever as i think abt dnd session from tonight. we beefed it so hard and now my freak is having a mental breakdown.

[ohumokay]

Can we like, unsexualize parent issues???

It was kinda funny the first time, but at this point, one can't talk about paternal problems or maternal misconducts without someone assuming they're seeking out m/dilfs

I saw a video of moms and dads in the military and such coming home and, like most, I cried. Opening the comments, I saw one that said "I'm crying and I don't even talk to my dad 😭", which is real lol. But then someone replied SO DAMN UNPROMPTED "don't have your dad? Go get a daddy 😏"

...

GET YOUR ASS OUT OF HERE. THIS IS A NONSEXUAL COMMENT ON A VERY NONSEXUAL VIDEO. WHY DID YOU FEEL THE NEED TO SAY THAT???

But fr, can we stop sexualizing an unfortunately common childhood trauma??

[goldensunset]

you know how in school they’d always make you (still make you) like choose random topics to give class presentations on while everyone politely clapped even though they didn’t really care about your powerpoint on fungi or whatever bc they’re too worried about getting their own over with. tumblr is like if every single person in the room was paying full attention and was absolutely stoked about it and gave you wild applause and wolf whistles at the end. you can just get on stage and talk about coelacanths and you become a celebrity for a few minutes. like on tumblr it’s on your own terms so it’s like oh snap education is actually supposed to be fun

[mermaidsirennikita]

I am begging the romance reading community to realize that the way kink is depicted in books is not reflective of real life any more than the 50 billion hot dukes in historicals are reflective of real life