#and then we yapped for like 15 minutes more on stuff bc we had to do a ‘group discussion’ for something unrelated in that class

[goldensunset]

you know how in school they’d always make you (still make you) like choose random topics to give class presentations on while everyone politely clapped even though they didn’t really care about your powerpoint on fungi or whatever bc they’re too worried about getting their own over with. tumblr is like if every single person in the room was paying full attention and was absolutely stoked about it and gave you wild applause and wolf whistles at the end. you can just get on stage and talk about coelacanths and you become a celebrity for a few minutes. like on tumblr it’s on your own terms so it’s like oh snap education is actually supposed to be fun

[akaakeis]

hello hello sav <3 how are you doing?

im attempting a yap ask but i dont know how much time i have on my hands so if i need to go i'll just press send and you'll have an awkward cutoff. also, it will probably be mildly ominous lolol

anyways !

i got my period for the first time since like ,, july ? i think ? which is insane the stress has been crazy

also like.. wdym september is almost over WDYM. october, november, december then ??? new year ????? ur birthday ?????????

speaking of which i've been brainstorming ideas for an (online, not money costing) present and it's like. "write something. okay, what. okay, got it. wait no that's cringe nvm." even though it's probably not cringe 😒😒

a pinterest board sounds sillyfunny hmm

okay next topic pretend you didn't read the last part because i am HORRIBLE at hiding surprises like it just makes me so happy when other people are happy and like arghhh #girlproblems

i dreamt up a new smau yesterday and ill dm u about it tmr <- hasn't finished the first one yet, hasnt even STARTED it

OH OH OH I MISS YOU SM theres nothing more to that bit i kept thinking i have to add it in somewhere and also kept forgetting but like yes. um. imy baby ily 🫶

anyways SCHOOL right. today i caught my super awesome studious top grades role model student bunking class with the school's head girl. that was crazy. and i was going to bunk english (bc the teacher SUX see next para.) but i was so surprised at seeing her sneak off school bag n all during break that i accidentally bumped into said english teacher and she smiled and said hru LIKEEE KMS NO.

i spent a good 15 minutes hiding in the bathroom from her tho. okay so lemme describe our uniforms for u. so first we have like an erm. top thingy. google "female kurta" and you'll see like this thing w/ slits at the sides etc etc. it's usually shorter than the ones shown bc. uniform. and then we also have like loose fitting pants, and uhh. imagine a doctor's white coat thingy over all that which buttons up. and then a headscarf. ANYWAYS THIS IS RELEVANT BC. theres a girl in our class, the youngest & she's 15 in october. BUT wtv uh her apron (coat thingy is called that) buttons are loose and they keep opening. so obviously the teacher had to help.

"boys rn think many things they will stare at u and then in the future u will not get married" — mrs j 2024 😻 LIKE GIRL WHAT. and then she fatshamed a girl WHO ISN'T EVEN FAT BTW SHE'S LIKE. HEALTHY. AND HEALTHIER THAN MOST OF US SHE'S PHYSICALLY ACTIVE WORKS OUT AND EATS FRUITS AND STUFF um oops gtg i think.. and oh also she like ,, has hormone stuff but wtf woman. u dont even know proper english anyways gtg TELL ME AB UR HOMECOMING (?) and school is so stressful rn dont get stressed ily sav! <3

um so im gonna bawl my eyes out i was in the middle of typing out my reply AND IT DELETED ITSELF!! this is a cruel, cruel joke! ANYWAY HI LINA!! im doing good, hope you're doing well!!!!! <3

I MISSED YOUR YAP ASKS SM so happy to be receiving this 🙂‍↕️ have an amazing day at school!!

SINCE JULY??? i hate my period but i think i would lose it if i didnt have my period for a month cause i would convince myself i have conceived jesus in my uterus and am going to be a teen mother... SO ITS GOOD YOU GOT IT BUT I HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER PERIODS SUCK SO BAD 💔

god it's so weird that september is ending... SPEAKING OF WHICH I HAVE AN ARTICLE DUE TO MY MAGAZINE ON OCT 1 I FORGOT today im locking in so hard on my school work and job... im also starting babysitting the side hustles are going crazy rn...but the thing is time is passing so funkily?? idk but it feels so slow during the day but before yk it you've been in the cycle for a rly long time and its the end of the month!!! i rmbr asking my friends this week if it still felt like it was the beginning of the month for them and they were like "no...?" LIKE OKAY THEN just slap me in the face and call me a freak at that point goodness 😞 but timeline 4 me we have october + halloween, november + thanksgiving, december + christmas, january + new year + BDAY!!!!, february + valentines day, THEN march + your bday <333 

im gonna act like i didnt see that one! im 45% blind in my right eye and fully blind in my left... matter of fact i cant see much of nothing 🫡

NEW SMAU WEEEEEEE im so excited to hear about it!!!!! ga(c)r is heavily staring at u from the corner of the room BUT SHE CAN WAIT

BRO I MISS YOU SO BADDD ilysm imysm chronically online era come back to us this summer PLEASE 

YES SCHOOL‼️ HELLO NOT THE ACADEMIC WEAPON I WOULD BE SO RATTLED IF I WITNESSED THAT? your teacher freaks me out i think id cry if i bumped into them LIKE I WOULD GENUINELY TWEAK!! especially the smile i can only imagine it looking creepy tbh

15 minutes in the bathroom u are so valid lina 😞 ALSO FEMALE KURTAS ARE SO CUTE THEY LOOK SO COMFY?? YOUR WHOLE UNIFORM SOUNDS SO COMFORTABLE 💔 i remember when i went to priv school i had to wear fitted polos and skorts CAUSE THEY WOULDNT LET GIRLS WEAR PANTS UNLESS IT WAS WINTER THAT WAS RIDICULOUS anyway back on topic that girl is pretty young for your class 🧍‍♀️ what r the age cutoffs like there?? cause usually the youngest ppl in my grade are both late august/early september idk

"boys rn think many things they will stare at u and then in the future u will not get married" GIRLL SHUT UP 😭 whos gonna tell her! FATSHAMED??? there is no way.... THATS ACTUALLY INSANE I BET THAT GIRL IS MORE ACTIVE THAN HER SHE NEEDS TO SHUT UP ⁉️ just messed up to do that in general like keep it to yourself ffs 😞 "u dont even know proper english" CLOCKED HER SO HARD i fear u are correct 

ILL TELL YOU ABOUT HOMECOMING NOW ILL GIVE U THE RUNDOWN OF EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED 🗣️

so like around 2:30 a bunch of my friends met up at one girl's house and we all got dressed and did makeup together!! my friend kaila did my makeup and i also did my friend jaslene's makeup THEN i had to book it and get to a hair appointment i had at a salon to get my hair done for the dance 💔 

after i finished getting my hair done i met with my friends at a restaurant and we all had dinner!! we took some photos outside while we were there and while we were taking photos my foot WAS DEMOLISHED by jaslene's boot heel thing anyway my foot was stepped on and it hurt cause i had open toe heels it was so bad hhhh BUT IM FINE NOW I THINK ‼️‼️

after dinner we all drove to the dance in one car and we were vibing out to baby + hot to go during the drive I COOKED UP THE RAP IN BABY SO HARD im famous amongst my friend group for the rap i always get the mic for that part 🫡 

when we got to the dance it was 7:00 and we just had a bunch of fun until 10:00 😭 hugged literally everyone that i knew i love seeing people at dances cause they always look so gorgeous!!!! lots of jumping around in the crowd and scream-shouting lyrics to songs that played... tons of fun 🙂‍↕️ my voice is practically gone now and my feet hurt since i was jumping around in heels the entire night BUT WE ARE SO CHILL it was really enjoyable!!

i agree school is super stressful rn... ill try not to!! you too <3 take care + have an amazing day at school!! ily lina <3 xx

[ukulelecal]

Now That I’m Home

In which Calum is home now and fully intends on making up for lost time.

Warnings: none i don’t think?

Pairing: Calum Hood x Reader

Requested By: @spoodermain

“could I request just like major fluff?? like maybe he’s back and it’s just cute domestic stuff like washing dishes and doing laundry and taking duke out for a walk and cooking dinner and lots of love and uwus?“

A/N: i assume you wanted this as like a pt 2 of Vlogger? bc thats what i did lol 

Requests are OPEN!

*Gif not mine*

Read this first!

Finally, Calum was home.

You nearly knocked him over when he got home, running at full speed to give him a hug. He had laughed it off, smashing his lips against yours and mumbling about how much you missed each other. Later that very night, Calum found out that you did indeed buy the pretty lingerie set from Victoria’s Secret, since you had made a point of wearing it under your clothes the day he got back, but needless to say, it ended up on the floor pretty quickly.

In the remaining time he was on tour after you sent him the first video, you sent him a couple more. One was of you in Target; you spent about two hours there, even though the video wasn’t that long, just messing around and talking about random things. Another was entirely about Duke, taking him for a walk and playing with him in the backyard. Calum actually cried watching that one.

But now he was home, and he didn’t have to watch you do these things through a screen anymore. He could do them with you. He could fuck around in Target with you, play with Duke with you, have Cinnabon with you. Everything you had to do without him, he could finally be there to do it with you.

And he fully intended on doing just that.

Calum’s eyes fluttered open at around nine A.M. on a Sunday. Glancing at you, he realized you were still asleep, curled up against his chest. He grinned at the sight, and decided to let you sleep a little longer. You both stayed up far too late the night before watching Criminal Minds, and he wasn’t sure how he wasn’t still out like a light.

He closed his eyes again, trying to fall back asleep. The attempt was futile; once he was up, he was up. As much as he wanted to let you sleep, he decided he was bored about ten minutes later, and started pressing light kisses to the side of your neck to wake you up.

You woke with a giggle escaping your lips, head turning to see Calum. He grinned down at you, his lips going to yours instead of your neck this time.

“Good morning,” you mumbled, intertwining your fingers with his hand that was resting on your belly.

“Good morning,” he repeated, thumb casually caressing the skin of your knuckles. “We should do some laundry today, I’m running out of pants.”

“We?” You snorted. It was normally just one of you doing laundry, it wasn’t exactly a two person job. Calum always helped out with it when he was home, so you wouldn’t always have to do it on your own. “Besides, you don’t need to wear pants. I like you without them.”

He playfully kicked your leg, causing you to giggle.

“I need them every once in a while,” he mumbled with a grin. “And, yes, we.”

“Laundry does not require both of us, Cal, I can do it,” you chuckled, finally rolling over to face him so you didn’t have to crane your neck.

“Yeah, but I require being with you at all times, and therefore we need to do it together,” he pouted, adjusting his arms around your waist. He was away for far too long, and he didn’t want to miss out on anything, even the not so exciting things like laundry.

You smiled warmly, leaning forward and pecking his lips.

“You’re adorable,” you mused, causing his cheeks to tint pink. “How about we have some breakfast and then we’ll do the laundry?”

He nodded, and you untangled yourselves from each other and climbed out of bed. Heading to the kitchen, you grabbed some cereal for yourself and Calum stuck to munching on a granola bar.

Breakfast went by quickly, and you and Calum started to gather all of your dirty clothes, separating them into piles. You helped each other put the first load into the washing machine and get it going. Then, all you had to do was wait.

Calum plopped himself onto the floor, back against the wall with his legs spread open. He looked up at you with a grin, opening his arms as a signal for you to join him. You laughed softly at him, but did as he asked, sitting down with your back against his chest.

“Any particular reason we’re sitting on the floor?” You asked, leaning your head on his shoulder.

“Not really,” he sniggered. “Just feel like it.”

“Fair enough, I guess.” You slipped your phone from the pocket of your hoodie, opening your camera. “We’re taking selfies if we’re sitting here, then.”

“Sounds good to me.”

Many pictures followed in your time waiting for the wash to be done. There was a pretty big variety, from smiling to him licking your face to pulling serious, model-like faces. Your favorite happened to be one where you both pulled the strings of your hoodies taught, causing the hoods to scrunch up and only your eyes were visible. You changed it to your lock screen, causing Calum to grin and kiss your cheek.

The washing machine beeped, signalling the load was done. You both got up off the floor, transferring the wet clothes to the dryer.

“How about we take Duke for a walk while the dryer is going, grab some lunch while we’re out?” You offered once it started.

“Sounds good,” he replied, grabbing your hand and walking with you towards your bedroom. You both changed and made yourselves more presentable, then heading out to find your dog.

“Duke!” Calum called, grabbing the leash from where it hung on the wall. “We’re going for a walk, bud!”

Duke was intrigued as soon as he heard the word “walk”; he knew what it meant. With a yap, he scurried over to where you and Calum stood, and Calum bent down to clip the leash onto his collar.

Once you and Calum slipped some shoes on, the three of you were out the door.

Calum slipped his hand that wasn’t holding the leash into yours, intertwining your fingers with ease. You grinned up at him, and returned the action, giving your hand a gentle squeeze.

This was one of your favorite things to do. Just you, Calum, and Duke, spending time together, your own little family. It made your heart warm, thinking about how lucky you were to have this life.

“Our usual for lunch?” Calum asked once you got into town.

“Duh,” you teased, receiving you a playful nudge to the shoulder.

Whenever you and Calum went out for lunch, you always went to the same little café that served the best paninis you ever had, and something about the iced coffee just made it stand out from the rest. The employees there knew you by name, and they had your usual orders memorized. It was like a second home.

You and Calum had a lot of “usuals,” or traditions. There was your lunch café and Cinnabon at the mall, along with the bakery you always got donuts from whenever one of you was having a bad day, and the thrift shop you and Calum liked to go to late on Friday nights and mess around. You hoped these traditions never stopped.

You approached the café, the familiar smell of coffee practically coming through the doors. You walked up to an empty table on the patio, a perfect spot for looking out at the city.

“I’ll go get our food, you hold the table?” Calum suggested. You nodded in response, taking Duke’s leash from him.

“You know what I want,” you laughed, and he pecked your lips before heading inside.

You bent down and rubbed Duke’s head, who had taken to laying on the ground.

Soon enough, Calum came back out with two plates of food and two drinks, and he carefully set them down on the table.

“Thank you, waiter,” you teased, and Calum shook his head at you with a grin. Calum took the seat across from you.

“Everyone says hi, by the way,” he chuckled.

The two of you ate and chatted, about what you were going to do once you got home. The plan ended up basically being cuddle until dinnertime, when you would make one of your favorite chicken dishes.

After you ate and walked back home, your cuddle session was quick to commence. Calum kicked his shoes off and flopped down on the couch, making grabby hands at you until you came over. He gladly pulled you practically on top of him, your cheek pressed right above his heart and his arms securely locked around your waist.

“I love you, Cal,” you mumbled softly, lips grazing over the fabric of his shirt. He hummed in content, pressing his lips to the top of your head.

“I love you, too, baby girl.”

It was quiet after that.

Neither of you realized it, but you both ended up drifting off to sleep, your late night from the night before catching up to you. It wasn’t until around 7:15 that your eyes fluttered open, realizing it was starting to get dark.

Deciding to wake him up like he woke you up that morning, you pressed gentle kisses to the column of his neck and his jaw. He grumbled out something incoherent, and brought one hand up to rub his eyes.

“Fuck, what time is it?” He murmured, finally peeling his eyes open.

“It’s 7:15, bubba,” you answered, grinning sleepily. “We should make dinner.”

He nodded in agreement, loosening his grip around your waist to let you stand up. Almost hesitantly, you climbed off of him and stood; you had been so comfortable and warm, a part of you wanted to just forget about dinner and cuddle all night long.

Calum followed suit, stretching his arms far above his head and groaning.

“Alright, chicken?” He questioned once he stopped, and you giggled and nodded in response.

The two of you made your way into the kitchen and started pulling out ingredients, piling them up on the counter.

“Alexa! Play 5 Seconds of Summer!” You called out, the same way you did in your video. Calum smiled widely, looking over at you with eyes full of adoration. He then did the same thing he thought about doing when he watched the video; he walked over to you, picked you up and spun you around.

You giggled, clinging onto him.

“Put me down!” You eventually squealed out, and Calum set you on your feet with a laugh, and wasted no time in kissing you immediately after.

Your fingers instinctively found his hair, tangling themselves in his curls. The two of you stayed like that for longer than you intended, lips moving effortlessly against each other, until you finally got dinner started.

You and Calum worked side by side, both of you singing and dancing along to the music playing from the speakers. You would bump your hip against his occasionally, which always earned you a kiss on the cheek.

Once the meal was made, you opened up a bottle of wine while Calum set the table, and then you sat down to eat. Biting into your food, you hummed in satisfaction.

“I’d say it was a success,” you said after you swallowed, and Calum mumbled out an agreement.

“I love doing this stuff, you know?” Calum said after a few minutes, setting his fork down on his plate. “Cooking dinner at home with you and all that.”

You smiled sweetly, reaching across the table to grab his hand.

“I do too.”

[queerprincessfromhell-blog]

Rules: once you’ve been tagged you are supposed to write 92 truths about yourself and choose 25 people to tag.

I tag @kissthepizzapie @leave-your-fearsbehind @rumpels-popo @kittyinaspacebox

LAST:

[1] Drink:

- Apfelschorle (I think it’s called apple spritzer in English but idk???)

[2] Phone call:

- my mum

[3] Text message:

- told my best friend i’d eat her brownies

[4] Song you listened to:  

- probably something on the radio idk but the last song i consciously listened to was Mama by MCR

[5] time you cried:

- this afternoon, I start to cry way to fast lately

HAVE YOU EVER…

[6] Dated someone twice:

- nope

[7] Been cheated on:

- nope again

[8] Kissed someone and regretted it:

- i only ever actually kissed my oyfriend so nope

[9] Lost someone special:

- not really, a few of my relatives died when I was younger but I even though I was very sad I didn’t see them that often and they didn’t play a big role in my life

[10] Been depressed:

- luckily not

[11] Gotten drunk and thrown up:

- yap once

LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS:

[12] red

[13] pink

[14] green

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU…

[15] Made new friends:

- yep I made some new friends in 2016

[16] Fallen out of love:

- I still don’t know if I was even in love since we didn’t date but I was crushing on someone really hard and I got over it

[17] Laughed until you cried:

- yes

[18] Found out someone was talking about you:

- I don’t think so?

[19] Met someone who changed you:

- not in a very radical way

[20] Found out who your true friends are:

- not in the dramatic way where someone is a bitch and some people just turn against you while others stick with you but I love my friends and I guess they love me and I wouldn’t trade them for anything

[21] Kissed someone on your facebook list:

- kinda?

[22] How many of your facebook friends do you know in real life:

- idk I haven’t been on fb in ages and I have a lot of people on there I just know from Twitter and stuff

[23] Do you have any pets:

- an axolotl named Nox

[24] Do you want to change your name:

- not really

[25] What did you do for your last birthday:

- not much, went out for dinner with my family

[26] What time did you wake up:

- at like 7 for school

[27] What were you doing at midnight last night:

- either sleeping or being on tumblr I don’t remember

[28] Name something you cannot wait for:

- seing how my life goes, making a ton of new experiences, also seeing my boyfriend which doesn’t sound as poetic but still

[29] When was the last time you saw your mother:

- idk like 15 minutes ago?

[30] What is one thing you wish you could change about your life:

- not much really, I’d like to change some things about myself but altogether my life is really nice

[31] What are you listening to right now:

- nothing

[32] Have you ever talked to a person named tom:

-  yea a good friend of my brother is named tom

[33] Something that is getting on your nerves:

- Frau Quarella 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪 and also the weather, I wish it’d be warmer and less rainy

[34] Most visited website:

- Tumblr I guess

[35] elementary:

- I think it was nice, in 3rd/4th grade one girl tried (and succeeded) to steal my best friend from that time but apart from that it was really nice

[36] high school:

- also really okay, I never had much trouble with grades and always had one or two good friends in my class and now in Oberstufe it’s even better bc I don’t have to see the people I don’t like as much anymore

[37] college:

- still in high school ✌

[38] Hair color:

- green rn but I prefer red or blue. And I liked when they were half pink hal blue

[39] Long or short hair:

- on myself about chin length

[40] Do you have a crush on someone:

- on my boyfriend obviously

[41] What do you like about yourself?:

- i always try to find good in things and people and I always hug people which I think of as pretty nice even though other people might think it’s annoying  

[42] Piercings

- not yet, might get one in the future

[43] Blood type:

- idk I wish I knew

[44] Nickname:

- Kiki, Eiki

[45] Relationship status:

- taken♥

[46] Zodiac sign:

- Aries

[47] pronouns:

- she/her

[48] Fave TV show:

- Uhh idk atm Riverdale but mostly bc I’m hyped™ In the long run I’d say Castle, The Mentalist, Hannibal, Doctoe Who

[49] Tattoos:

- nope but I’d get one in the future if I found a motive I’d want

[50] Right or left handed:

- left

FIRST…

[51] Surgery:

- i never had a surgery

[52] Piercing:

- still don’t have any :(

[53] Best friend:

- my very first best friend was a girl I knew from Kindergarten but we became best friends in elementary school

[54] Sport:

- Idk what my first sport was anymore I think I remember going to something called Kinderturnen (child gymnastics)

[55] Vacation:

- my first vacation was probably either going to Wilhelmshaven (where my mum grew up) or visiting my grandma in Belgium because that were the only places we used to go when I was a child

[56] Pair of trainers:

- i really don’t know anymore

RIGHT NOW…

[57] Eating:

- Nothing

[58] Drinking:

- Nothing

[59] I’m about to:

- scroll through Tumblr and go to sleep afterwards

[60] Listening to:

- Nothing

[61] Waiting for:

- not much really

[62] Want:

- to cuddle and not be tired tomorrow morning

[63] Get married:

- idk maybe at some point in the future

[64] Career:

- i don’t really know, we’ll see how it goes, I want to go to university after my Abitur but I also want to do some other things, maybe I’ll stick somewhere alomg the way

[65] Hugs or kisses:

- both!!

[66] Lips or eyes:

- also both

[67] Shorter or taller:

- i don’t really care

[68] Older or younger:

- that really depends on the person but I have more older friends than younger

[69] Romantic or spontaneous:

- both again

[70] Nice arms or nice stomach:

- idk I don’t care

[71] Sensitive or loud:

- depends on the situation but I am more loud than not I think. And for other people I get along well with both even though it’s easier to get to know louder people most of the time bc they tend to be more talkative and I am awkward as fuck

[72] Hook up or relationship:

- relationship

[73] Troublemaker or hesitant:

- both again? I am more hesitant myself and I know a lot of troublemakers who are idiots and assholes but in general I like both types of people. Even though I am really fascinated by troublemakers in some way and I kinda envy them

HAVE YOU EVER…

[74] Kissed a stranger?

- nole

[75] Drank hard liquor?

- yep

[76] Lost glasses/contact lenses?

- ya:/

[77] Turned someone down:

- not explicitly but I had to drop heavy hints that I don’t want this person to flirt with me

[78] Sex on first date?

- Nope

[79] Broken someone’s heart?

- I think in sixth grade or something

[80] Had your own heart broken?

- not really

[81] Been arrested?

- nah

[82] Cried when someone died?

- no

[83] Fallen for a friend:

- yep

DO YOU BELIEVE IN…

[84] Yourself?

- I try to

[85] Miracles?

- idk why not

[86] Love at first sight?

- not really

[87] Santa claus?

- no

[88] Kiss on the first date?

- why not if both people are okay with it

[89] Angels?

- no :(

OTHER…

[90] current best friend’s name:

- Selina

[91] Eye colour:

- green-blueish

[92] Favourite movie:

- I don’t really have one