#do you like the way I cope

[tentacularspecimen]

more mouthwashers converted to dialtowners... WHY DID THE QUALITY DOWNGRADE IM CRYING

Anya ,,, o my beloved. She, in this universe, is a doctor!! horray!!! Pony Express not existing in this AU and all that stuff made me decide, y'know what? happy ending for Anya!! she's a successful doctor :))

Curly ,,, just had him be a pilot for whatever airline or whatever. idc. jk I do care. Maybe he and Norm could bond, as Norm was a navy pilot before.

Jimmy ,,, he's a mailman. that's it. he sorta is fresh outta prison; who cares about this guy.

Daisuke and Swansea ,,, they have their own little roadside mechanic company goin' on!!! Daisuke is still learning but it ok. also he'd be bffs with Oliver istg they're so ALIKE (i didn't know what shirt to give Swansea so I made him sorta match with Daisuke by wearing a blueberry shirt thingy heh)

[deathricedrawn]

i'm ready to try

[the-phantom-peach]

Meeting the Light Dragon ✨🐉

[tagged as spoilers!]

[violetscanfly]

How to care for your scientist - a visual guide

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I want it back / I drag its dead weight forward.

[chrollogy]

chrollo fucking you in several different positions while muttering sweet praises in your ear. he’s got your body bent, and pinned against the sheets in all the lewd ways he could think of while mercilessly driving his cock into your sopping cunt yet that doesn’t stop him from whispering saccharine words. “that’s it just like that.” “since you’ve been good, why don’t you give me one more, yeah?” “i know baby, just a little more. you’re doing so well.”

it’s almost laughable at how chrollo’s voice greatly differed from his sinful actions—as though he wasn’t hitting all the sensitive spots inside you, as though you weren’t watered down to a cock-drunk mess with tears, and saliva unceremoniously rolling down your face. chrollo muttered those praises into your ear with such heat, and passion, almost like a sacred prayer to a god—you—and he, your devout follower.

locked in a full nelson? chrollo would crane his neck just enough for his lips to reach you, and amidst the lewd noises of skin to skin, his praises nibble at your ear like sweet kisses. bent in half with your legs slung over his shoulders? chrollo would shamelessly gasp into the ceiling above at how good you felt around him, exposing the length of his bobbing throat. prone bone? chrollo would turn your head to the side, and mutter sweet nothings into your lips, your hot breaths locked in an intimate dance—maybe even a series of i love you’s in between.

it was beyond your comprehension how chrollo was able to form coherent sentences but you knew one thing for sure, he meant every single word.

[bree-paints]

My copium where they all survive and they are an iconic one eyed trio

Also some random sketches because 266-267 have been killing me emotionally thank you

[heartorbit]

heartbeat

[gatoburr0]

MIGHT finish this idk!!

Bonus stupid doodle bc I liked their fuzzy designs.

[kokiyoh]

Don’t know if anyone has ever done this but here’s another one

(It’s almost November guyssss🤙)

[writer-room]

Its so funny that Arin and Sora have shown to have significantly better emotional intelligence than any of the ninja from all of the old seasons combined. "You should be taking care of your mental health" and "yeah saving the world is upsetting! no wonder you're having stress dreams" oh my precious children. You are surrounded by a teen dad with massive self-worth issues, the only one of two people who remembers the genie incident and also turned into the sea once, guy who's died like 3+ times and committed genocide under mind control, and a child soldier who's been living the hard knock life since age 2.

I hope to god you two are prepared to witness the most mentally unwell behavior you've seen in your entire teenage lives. You think you've already seen how bad it can get now? Fools. Just wait until you get a mission involving the Departed Realm

[crows-of-buckets]

Rook: I'm really worried about Davrin and Lucanis, they keep arguing with one another... Its very bad Varric, what if it effects them in battle?

Varric, remembering that one time Fenris broke Ander's nose then took a knife in the back for him in the same night: I'm sure they'll be fine kid. They're barely even arguing if you ask me

[unnonexistence]

imo a core part of the newmann dynamic is like... you've got these two very very intelligent people who have spent most of their lives being Smartest Guy In The Room. which feels great! but also, it's very hard to form close and trusting relationships when everyone else sees you as Smartest Guy In The Room. and if you maybe don't have great social skills to begin with, you can't figure out how to compensate. and it's hard to build up solid self-esteem when the only thing people value you for is your intelligence, and a lot of them resent you for that, too. so really it is very very lonely.

and then they meet! and neither of them is the smartest guy in the room anymore! and that is both EXHILIRATING (omg! someone who gets me!) and TERRIFYING (the fragile pillar i built my whole self-esteem on is crumbling! help!).

they do NOT know how to cope with this. best they can do is being obsessed with each other.

[cb-writes-stuff]

“You can’t enjoy being neurodivergent/disabled/having X disorder if it makes you suffer so much! How dare you be making jokes about it!!!” Well you see, your bad days only suck a little bit so you don’t appreciate the good days very much. My bad days suck so much worse, so I only appreciate the good days that much more to compensate.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Izutsumi character study

[dlldior]

i made the mistake of searching up dadbastian on twt and found a bunch of proshippers screenshotting my captions of my dadbastian edits and dragging me on there 💀