#do you know dave

[licorishh]

no way she's alive ?? yea those mental health breaks because social media makes people suck are wild huh

[bloobydabloob]

hello my i request more of ur davebot ? thx beforehand .

Yes you can. Mah mah mah mah mah mah mah

[dear-ao3]

look attempting to get into indycar is all fun and games until i realize i have more followers on this stupid blog than some of them have on most of their social media accs….combined. these are real live famous people. do you know how jarring that is. do you.

[franeridart]

The Housecat Philosophy - Ep 69

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[bitchthefuck1]

I feel like we never acknowledge the sheer comedy of the fact that when Wylan and Jesper help Inej take down merchers involved in the slave trade they're literally ratting out their shitty coworkers.

[fbfh]

Do you still write for Dave Lizewski? I loved what you've written for him so far!

FUCK yes I do. Listen there's a lot I could say about Dave, but one thing that is NEVER addressed is how deeply rooted and repressed his mommy issues are. I'm sorry, your mom dies in front of you and you're just... not affected by it??? bullshit!!!!!!! Dave CRAVES a soft gentle touch, a divine feminine aura. Even if you're not a girl, if you just take care of him gently and look at him with a soft fondness he will fold SO fast. and yes having a nice rack (while not necessary) will help with this a lot. and by a nice rack I mean literally just having anything on your chest. flat tits, huge tits, lopsided tits, fake tits, real tits, literally ANYTHING. even if your tits are practically nonexistent he WILL still be trying to grope and suck on them. and he WILL succeed. nothing in this world can stop this boy from drooling over you.

after a particularly long night full of stopping some muggers, making sure the town drunk doesn't fight anyone, and helping some college girls get home safe, he shows up at your place, a little bumped and bruised but not majorly injured. you greet him with this soft, understanding smile and bring him up to your bathroom. It's all clean and soapy and smells like you, and he immediately starts to relax. you help him take off his suit and he tries not to get hard from the feeling of your warm hands getting him out of his suit and exposing his skin to the cool air. you start inspecting him to see how bad he's hurt - because of all his nerve damage he doesn't always notice how bad his injuries are.

you smooth his hair and praise him, listen to him talk about his night patrolling the neighborhood. worry flashes across across your face as you see the scratches all over his face and arms.

"Oh, uh, Mrs. Landsberg's cat got stuck..." He trails off sheepishly while you smile and put disinfectant on his nicks and scrapes.

"Look at you, helping little old ladies and rescuing cats from trees." you coo playfully.

"Well, she got stuck in the attic crawl space, but..." he shrugs with another blush, feeling all proud and sheepish from your praise.

"Close enough."

you press a kiss to his nose.

"now all you need is a job at the daily planet."

Dave was so sore and tired after tonight that he felt like he'd need days to recover. but after 10 minutes with you, you already have him laughing and feeling like himself again. Dave doesn't know what he did to luck out and have you in his life, but he thinks about you all the time. If he's not physically with you (or texting you or calling you or snapping you or lurking on your social media accounts or reading through your old texts or looking through the folder of pictures and videos he has of you saved in his phone or-) he's thinking about you all the time. he even dreams about you every night. no matter how much time he spends with you, he always wants more. Dave is definitely in the sex isn't enough I need to crawl inside your skin club.

[lucky-draws]

random rimster moment .. bedtime beverages routine or something ... (although with their sleeping habits it could be rimmer's 5am morning coffee and lister's 5am bedtime hot chocolate . etc)

[anominous-user]

edits of a bunch of honkai stuff into whatever this is (sticks)

og pics

[manglw]

guh just finished playing dsaf 3 i am. mentally unwell

[harpoonsnotspoons]

Random experimental thing

[batsnipp]

to honor my last prom today i dressed them all in silly little outfits

[juney-blues]

meat roxy is so funny because that whole thing is indicative of how homestuck is such a deeply transfem story that if you try picking a random character out of a hat to make transmasculine it's basically a coin flip as to whether you're overwriting a transfem narrative of some kind (and it's extra funny because the writers just so happened to roll Snake Eyes, Two Ones, critical failure, and did it to the character with perhaps the most blatant transfem coding of all time that just so happens to beautifully enhance her entire arc)

[tgcg]

he sees doomed daves... and they annoy him.

[deepseaspriteblog]

!!!This is a Commission!!!

A commission for @timidtresleches of AU versions of Dave and Dirk! I spent some time just cleaning up the grown up dirk sprite, making the line thicker and more consistent, just to fit into my sprite style. You know what though, it turned out pretty good so I'm alright with it.

[autisticaradiamegido]

thoughts on dave and aradia (<>)?

day 356

BIG fan tbh. in this house we love and respect timerails

truly yall read this log and tell me theyre not cute

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

ROSE: I must end the event and all of its cannibalism tomfoolery unfortunately. Thank you for keeping this server alive.

JADE: my bones are still gone :((((

DAVE: you can take them from escalators

JOHN: what?

DAVE: there is a functionally identical human skeleton made of donated pennies in every single museum escalator