#do not. make that a sex joke
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THE FUCKING. THE SQUIMBUS. THE SKWINGLE. THE SKRUNKLY. THE SQUIMBAP. (from the jjk expo hehdhshs)
IT'S YOUR GUY!
#š ; asks.#ā¤ļøāš„ ; fwends : teyvat-writer.#he looks like a bullet#do not. make that a sex joke
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"haha these alpha trad men really just have dom/sub kinks!" i know misogyny isn't real to a lot of you guys but did you know that some people just actually do genuinely think women are inferior creatures
#i dont normally make posts like this but ive seen MULTIPLE??? posts floating around that are meant as jokes saying#'haha *deeply misogynistic attitude/institution* is basically just kink! ;P'#and no one challenging it or if they do theyre seen as buzzkills or anti-sex/anti-kink#well im neither of those and i keep seeing it and its getting to me#not st#doctor's log
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Characters in poverty in media don't end up selling sex often enough.
Poor people in real life are a lot more likely to sell sex than characters on TV and in books and in films are.
The reason that characters are so much less likely to? Selling sex makes characters seem unsympathetic to the viewer, and rather than challenging the stigma it's easier to have them suffer and not lower themselves to selling sex or to have them struggle through finding other work and pulling themselves from poverty that way.
Doing sex work isn't shameful and it's okay to have your characters do it! In times of financial desperation, people are highly likely to consider sex work, even when it's something they view negatively. If a character is in prolonged poverty and does not consider sex work and knows no-one who does it, that is an unlikely scenario and you'd expect the circumstances to account for it. Your main character might not do sex work, but they should probably know another character who does (whether they're close or not).
If you're poor and so are all your friends, you're going to be in proximity to some kind of sex work. It's weird when that's sanitized from so much of the media I watch!
#anti swerf#sex work is work#media criticism#I think about this all the time when characters are poor in a show#or come from a poor background#and I have to assume they do/did have this proximity but it's unshown#but then someone makes a dead hooker joke or something#and it's like????#does it not occur to you#that they would know sex workers???
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i think what i adore about ladynoir beyond high school age (18 and over) is the opportunity it leaves for some of the most DELICIOUS best friends to lovers scenarios. because, like, two people who've been fighting side by side for years? who've known each other long enough to make jokes about it, haha remember when we were fourteen and you-- we AGREED to never speak of it!!!! who've spent so long learning each other inside out, even, in chat noir's case, getting over feelings, that the idea of anything romantic between them is so far off the radar that they don't feel the need for certain boundaries, because why would it matter if they made jokes about how attractive they find each other, about getting married, about how they could totally mess with the rest of the miracle team by pretending they're hooking up because it's so far out of the realm of possibility.
but then there would be that imperceptible shift. the moment where one of them makes a joke and it feels just a bit more loaded than it should. gazes lingering where they never lingered and playful smiles turning curious. the sudden awareness that, while maybe they were cuddling on a rooftop with their best friend, they were also wrapped up in the arms of someone they trust with their lives, and is extremely attractive, and, wait, if the only reason it was platonic before was because there were no feelings, what does THIS mean?
THE TENSION. THE PINING. THE INHERENT MESS OF BEING IN YOUR TWENTIES. PLEASEEEE
#as i go through more things in life i ache for ladynoir to experience it too#i want them to be at a grocery store and for him to reach out to tickle her and she turns around and makes a joke but their gazes linger way#too knowingly#i want them to sit down and have a 'okay like this is so tmi but isnt the concept of sex so weird??' conversation#i want them to joke about starting a podcast together#make impulsive amazon purchases that make no sense#find a song that one of them hate and then continuously play it on loop#compare spotify profiles and one of them steals the other's login to sabotage their spotify wrapped for the year#do you know i am so normal about ladynoir#ā”alizeh talksā”#tagged:ladynoir
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Okay so a surprising number of people are expecting Lili to cheat on Sera and sleep with Prince because of that last comic. I didnāt.. expect that.
#txt#I was just making a joke about how Prince was amused by Liliās antics#like. theyāre becoming friends. why is everyone assuming itāll be a romance#theyāre not going to date or have sex or anything like that#Prince wouldnāt do anything to hurt sera and more importantly premarital sex is a sin#as well as infidelity#their ass is not breaking their halo for some succubus pussy
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pedro pascal doesnāt owe you shit.
it is absolutely fine to be disappointed by his absence at cannes. i am too. but he does not have to be there.
for whatever reason heās pulling away from the attention. the esquire article talked about how guarded he is and his socials have really slowed down. maybe heās unprepared or overwhelmed by all the tlou hype. i mean his follower count went up by the tens of thousands the day after the premiere. thatās insane.
but some of you have lost the plot. the ones wearing d*ddyās little girl shirts in fucking public and yelling d*ddy at him at events and trying to convince everyone whether heās queer or not and complaining there isnāt an explicit scene of him fucking in the strange way of life. itās not a gay porn made for your fetish. āoh but narcos!!ā thatās called characterization. read literally any article from almodovar and understand why sex isnāt the point.
interacting with paparazzi content and making cute little edits - jfc. thatās creating demand and supply and paparazzi know no fucking boundaries. manās got anxiety and no doubt the paps and fans watching his every move are probably making that worse.
let him make movies and rotate through his four shirts in peace. pedro pascal doesnāt owe anyone shit.
#pedro pascal#sex being the whole point is what fanficās for#iām not getting into an argument over āhe loves it!! he calls himself daddy!!ā#that was a joke you all took way too fucking far#whatās he going to say?? āstop i hate itā#youād all turn on him in a second#and make it worse being like āidc iāll still do itā#this is exhausting#this is why i backed off in 2021#when that livestream with his friend was just inundated with people asking about pedro#he could have lost a friend over that bullshit#she speaks#well rants but eh
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Mostly Hiring manager, but HR manager and PR manager too
#elden ring#elden ring varre#white mask varre#varre#white faced varre#tarnished#tarnished oc#varre x tarnished#tw; blood#suggestive#no jokes or humor this time sorry#just Varre being Varre#I know I usually stick to humor stuff but this clawed through my brain like an eldritch horror#I actually hate 5/11 Varre faces I drew here but I did my best#sometimes homeboy is gonna look like a lil gremlin and thereās nothing I can do about it#but also those other 6 /11 faces are the best Iāve ever done so Iāll take it#never been more clear to me how I unconsciously push myself to do harder things#like we got crazy hand angles with defined knuckles and fingernails#we got the upward angle face that doesnāt look like shit#we got form fitting lighting that is passable#semi accurate fabric physics#did I not give a fuck about the BG#yes#but Iām here for Varre sex appeal not rendering bricks#also misericorde magically changes scale throughout the whole comic#lmao oops#most detailed environmental lighting Iāve done too#Christ the lengths I go to for deranged fictional men#at the very least I feel like the dialogue isnāt ooc#me fighting for my life to make sure Varre looks like the same damn character between each panel
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crackship with my own characters yepppp
lol
#i say crackship but i lowkey wanna make it canon LOL#which i totally could do buuuut idk#these were purely for fun i just wanted to draw limewire#dumb sex joke under the cut i guess#virtual assistants#limewire#movie maker#vlc#gijinka#object head#webcore#digital art#doodle#thought of ship names during these.. moviewire.. movielime.. maybe just an emoji combination like šļøšāš© / šµļøšāš©#i feel i need to mention movie maker is nonbinary
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OP: Check out. The fully-sexual charged cinematic movement design.
Cnetizens: How did the director come up with the idea to have him kneel on a playing card, adding so much aesthetic energy, is that some kind of genius?
#china#cdramas#dramas#lmao#They are siblings and they're discussing serious matters#this scene is actually rather heavy because the younger brother is involved in drug trafficking#carrying more than 50 grams of heroin will result in a death sentence in china let alone being involved in drug trafficking#the older brother is a gangster king#but even he doesn't dare to get involved in the drug business because it will bring about the demise of his family#sorry for digression I mean how did the director make this scene which has absolutely nothing to do with sex#so sexually charged?#btw there're many posts with rich information about China's crackdown on drug crimes on xhs and douyin#especially about how the four major drug-trafficking families in Myanmar were wiped out overnight#they buried undercover Chinese counter-narcotics police alive and kidnapped and brutally excuted civilians#so if you're interested you can go with the key words ē¼
ēøå大家ęč¦ē on xhs and douyin#cnetizens' views on drugs are related to modern Chinese history#the first chapter of modern history in high school textbooks is the opium wars#There's a very dark joke on xhs about which country in the world would least like China to withdraw from the P5#and the answer is the UK#because it's in the first chapter of China's modern history#the Destruction of opium at Humen in 1839#no offence but Breaking Bad can't last for more than one episode if it happens in china because of the sewer detection technology#they can detect the tiniest amount of drugs in feces in a body of water the size of a lake for up to six months#which can be quickly locked down to neighbourhoods and portals#Once a foreigner was caught smuggling and selling 222.035 kg drugs in China and sentenced to death with two other Chinese associates#his country's prime minister asked for his extradition#cnetizens commented that there was an opium war and he still dare to come to China to sell drugs be like ę¾ę»court death#All the above information is to explain the gangster king's attitude towards his brother's drug business
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house having a reputation for being soooo unserious that all of his passes at wilson are brushed off when in reality he would let wilson fuck him in his fishbowl if wilson would let him
#house md#hilson#regretting not having a tally for all of the gay jokes house makes between him and wilson#there are so many it raises questions (the answer is gay sex. obviously)#āsex with you wouldn't fix me but it would make me betterā āwhat if i like you terrible?ā āwhat if i told you this is foreplay to meā#<- dialogue i want to see happen somewhere even if i must do it myself#also wtf tumblr automatically making arrows with < - i had to find this out on my own!!! great website
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HAZBIN HOTEL: Pilot (2019) - "That's Entertainment" | 1x01 (2024) - "Overture" ā³ Don't worry, Angel. It's not you, it's him.
#hazbin hotel#angel dust#hazbin angel dust#alastor#hazbin alastor#asexual alastor#ace alastor#overture#that's entertainment#*insert 5-foot rule joke here*#do not touch the radio demon it makes him angry. do not try to SEX the radio demon he will kill you very terribly.#my gifs#hazbin hotel edit#hazbin edit
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Can you make the box smaller? Asking for... not the Lord
You mean this one? Well, I can, but it's really not worth it because, when it comes to tight spaces, after a point she kinda just...
ā¦turns into whatever this is, soā¦
Today's Daily Degurechaff isā¦ optimized for small spaces
#dailydegurechaff#āasking for not the lordā??#I was confused to see that because likeā¦#you want something ecchi? from me?#do u have the wrong person or something?#but then I realizedā¦ yeah I did make a sex joke just the other day didnāt I#oops#anyway#the trapped in a box trope really works best when you shove two people together#but I donāt have the time for something detailed at the moment. maybe in the future#for now something silly
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So I wanted to post a gay comic for pride month but when I looked up āgay boomer comicā(and I cannot emphasize enough)the only results were either homophobic or furries(idk what this was about but there was so much furries). Luckily Gary Larson came through. My friend in trying times
I gotta give this one 9/10 I think, I love Gary Larson obviously, itās a solid pun, and I love the cow lesbian bar, thatās iconic(I always get a kick out of the cows)but itās not the best Far Side out there. The best one is Cow Tools obviously
#boomer cartoons#boomer comic#9/10#I do adore this something vaguely back to the barnyard about it I canāt quite explain#I feel like that show wouldāve done this joke I guess#remember how the main cow was accidentally trans rep#one of the funniest things ever to me#I love Gary Larson and generally think his stuff is like 15/10#I still remember before I could read āreadingā the far side and just loudly saying my own made up captions#I didnāt know what sex was obviously but I knew the word and I remember I just kept trying to make the captions sex jokes#my dad and older sibling were present for this and I got the sense I was saying something wrong because they were just looking at me like š#I remember one of my captions on a picture of two cows looking at each other: āwe should have sexā#āwhy?ā#ābecause weāre stupid cows!ā#I was a comedic talent from a young age#gary larson
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HELLO WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS MY LADY JANE TRAILER
#NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO#NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT HAVE THEY DONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE#context: my lady jane was one of my fav books in high school and i am horrified right now#tlj liveblog#it is such an unserious book but it is FLUFFY unserious not HORRIBLE SEX JOKES 24/7 UNSERIOUS#WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS TO MY CHILDREN. G I'M GONNA GET YOU OUT OF THERE I'LL SAVE YOU FROM BEING A RAKE#JANE I WILL PERSONALLY MAKE SURE YOU AREN'T PUSHED INTO A KNIFE WIFE STEREOTYPE#this is my FOURTH CHILDHOOD FAVORITE THAT GOT BUTCHERED BY ADAPTATION THIS YEAR I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE
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Quick sketch cause I watched the first movie yesterday
#āāquickā as in not at all#but i used lines of action this time#so that was fun#i loved this movie btw#opening credits as slow mo shot through crashing car had me grinning#and vanessa <3333333#positive sex worker rep like yess#i know people have complained about self-ironic marvel movies before#but tbh this didnāt feel like that#i think it has to do with being serious in the right moments (for example; the whole cancer diagnosis)#and also knowing what it is#this movie isnt really trying to be epic or inspiring#so when it jokes about itself#those jokes dont undercut any of the points itās trying to make#and instead of feeling the productionās insecurity#the whole thing just reeks of confidence#deadpool#deadpool 2016#deadpool (2016)#wade wilson#deadpool 3#deadpool fanart#marvel#my art#artists on tumblr#art#illustration#illustrators on tumblr#fanart
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christine canigula drive me banana bonkers cause like. shoutout to girls who are shitty and obnoxious honestly. like shoutout to girls who talk too much. shoutout to girls who joke about sex too much. shoutout to girls who talk about sex too much, shoutout to girls who think about sex too much. shoutout to girls who are indecisive and informal. shoutout to girls who are flighty and forgetful. shoutout to girls who find parallels, notice patterns, make connections. shoutout to girls who fix being made uncomfortable by the world by making the world uncomfortable. shoutout for the girls who want to be OUT and PROUD but are mostly OUT and GUILTY. shoutout to girls who want to #girlboss but can barely #girlemployee. shoutout to girls who flip between āIM THE FUNNIEST CREATURE GOD EVER MADEā and ācongrats to myself on earning the worlds most annoying person award <3ā. shoutout to girls who flop between āthe feminine urge to compromise every opinion I have and moral I hold to avoid potentially upsetting someone šā and āhi! my hobbies include 1. being a selfish terrible listener and 2. hating myself for being a selfish terrible listener, what do u like to do?? (I will interrupt ur response āŗļø)ā. shoutout to girls who have no filter and no volume control shoutout to god and shoutout to christine canigula.Ā
#christine canigula#be more chill#bmc musical#twillertalks#u ever think about the fact that Christine greeted Jeremy by making a sex joke#u ever think bout how when Christine turned Jeremy down the next thing she said was āI know thatās not what u wanted to hear. Iām sorry.ā#do u ever think about Christine Canigula#DO YOU. DO YOUUUUUUUUU
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