#do not. make that a sex joke
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
specialgrades Ā· 6 months ago
Note
WAes lOOK
Tumblr media
THE FUCKING. THE SQUIMBUS. THE SKWINGLE. THE SKRUNKLY. THE SQUIMBAP. (from the jjk expo hehdhshs)
IT'S YOUR GUY!
4 notes Ā· View notes
jvlianbashir Ā· 1 year ago
Text
"haha these alpha trad men really just have dom/sub kinks!" i know misogyny isn't real to a lot of you guys but did you know that some people just actually do genuinely think women are inferior creatures
32K notes Ā· View notes
mxjackparker Ā· 6 months ago
Text
Characters in poverty in media don't end up selling sex often enough.
Poor people in real life are a lot more likely to sell sex than characters on TV and in books and in films are.
The reason that characters are so much less likely to? Selling sex makes characters seem unsympathetic to the viewer, and rather than challenging the stigma it's easier to have them suffer and not lower themselves to selling sex or to have them struggle through finding other work and pulling themselves from poverty that way.
Doing sex work isn't shameful and it's okay to have your characters do it! In times of financial desperation, people are highly likely to consider sex work, even when it's something they view negatively. If a character is in prolonged poverty and does not consider sex work and knows no-one who does it, that is an unlikely scenario and you'd expect the circumstances to account for it. Your main character might not do sex work, but they should probably know another character who does (whether they're close or not).
If you're poor and so are all your friends, you're going to be in proximity to some kind of sex work. It's weird when that's sanitized from so much of the media I watch!
1K notes Ā· View notes
rosekasa Ā· 1 year ago
Text
i think what i adore about ladynoir beyond high school age (18 and over) is the opportunity it leaves for some of the most DELICIOUS best friends to lovers scenarios. because, like, two people who've been fighting side by side for years? who've known each other long enough to make jokes about it, haha remember when we were fourteen and you-- we AGREED to never speak of it!!!! who've spent so long learning each other inside out, even, in chat noir's case, getting over feelings, that the idea of anything romantic between them is so far off the radar that they don't feel the need for certain boundaries, because why would it matter if they made jokes about how attractive they find each other, about getting married, about how they could totally mess with the rest of the miracle team by pretending they're hooking up because it's so far out of the realm of possibility.
but then there would be that imperceptible shift. the moment where one of them makes a joke and it feels just a bit more loaded than it should. gazes lingering where they never lingered and playful smiles turning curious. the sudden awareness that, while maybe they were cuddling on a rooftop with their best friend, they were also wrapped up in the arms of someone they trust with their lives, and is extremely attractive, and, wait, if the only reason it was platonic before was because there were no feelings, what does THIS mean?
THE TENSION. THE PINING. THE INHERENT MESS OF BEING IN YOUR TWENTIES. PLEASEEEE
3K notes Ā· View notes
idolomantises Ā· 3 months ago
Text
Okay so a surprising number of people are expecting Lili to cheat on Sera and sleep with Prince because of that last comic. I didnā€™t.. expect that.
Tumblr media
934 notes Ā· View notes
coulsons-band Ā· 2 years ago
Text
pedro pascal doesnā€™t owe you shit.
it is absolutely fine to be disappointed by his absence at cannes. i am too. but he does not have to be there.
for whatever reason heā€™s pulling away from the attention. the esquire article talked about how guarded he is and his socials have really slowed down. maybe heā€™s unprepared or overwhelmed by all the tlou hype. i mean his follower count went up by the tens of thousands the day after the premiere. thatā€™s insane.
but some of you have lost the plot. the ones wearing d*ddyā€™s little girl shirts in fucking public and yelling d*ddy at him at events and trying to convince everyone whether heā€™s queer or not and complaining there isnā€™t an explicit scene of him fucking in the strange way of life. itā€™s not a gay porn made for your fetish. ā€˜oh but narcos!!ā€™ thatā€™s called characterization. read literally any article from almodovar and understand why sex isnā€™t the point.
interacting with paparazzi content and making cute little edits - jfc. thatā€™s creating demand and supply and paparazzi know no fucking boundaries. manā€™s got anxiety and no doubt the paps and fans watching his every move are probably making that worse.
let him make movies and rotate through his four shirts in peace. pedro pascal doesnā€™t owe anyone shit.
7K notes Ā· View notes
sweetmapple Ā· 2 months ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Mostly Hiring manager, but HR manager and PR manager too
370 notes Ā· View notes
superbellsubways Ā· 2 months ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
crackship with my own characters yepppp
Tumblr media
lol
354 notes Ā· View notes
fuckyeahchinesefashion Ā· 22 days ago
Text
OP: Check out. The fully-sexual charged cinematic movement design.
Cnetizens: How did the director come up with the idea to have him kneel on a playing card, adding so much aesthetic energy, is that some kind of genius?
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
#china#cdramas#dramas#lmao#They are siblings and they're discussing serious matters#this scene is actually rather heavy because the younger brother is involved in drug trafficking#carrying more than 50 grams of heroin will result in a death sentence in china let alone being involved in drug trafficking#the older brother is a gangster king#but even he doesn't dare to get involved in the drug business because it will bring about the demise of his family#sorry for digression I mean how did the director make this scene which has absolutely nothing to do with sex#so sexually charged?#btw there're many posts with rich information about China's crackdown on drug crimes on xhs and douyin#especially about how the four major drug-trafficking families in Myanmar were wiped out overnight#they buried undercover Chinese counter-narcotics police alive and kidnapped and brutally excuted civilians#so if you're interested you can go with the key words ē¼…ē”øå››å¤§å®¶ę—č¦†ē­ on xhs and douyin#cnetizens' views on drugs are related to modern Chinese history#the first chapter of modern history in high school textbooks is the opium wars#There's a very dark joke on xhs about which country in the world would least like China to withdraw from the P5#and the answer is the UK#because it's in the first chapter of China's modern history#the Destruction of opium at Humen in 1839#no offence but Breaking Bad can't last for more than one episode if it happens in china because of the sewer detection technology#they can detect the tiniest amount of drugs in feces in a body of water the size of a lake for up to six months#which can be quickly locked down to neighbourhoods and portals#Once a foreigner was caught smuggling and selling 222.035 kg drugs in China and sentenced to death with two other Chinese associates#his country's prime minister asked for his extradition#cnetizens commented that there was an opium war and he still dare to come to China to sell drugs be like ę‰¾ę­»court death#All the above information is to explain the gangster king's attitude towards his brother's drug business
183 notes Ā· View notes
marc--chilton Ā· 8 months ago
Text
house having a reputation for being soooo unserious that all of his passes at wilson are brushed off when in reality he would let wilson fuck him in his fishbowl if wilson would let him
397 notes Ā· View notes
vaggieslefteye Ā· 6 months ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
HAZBIN HOTEL: Pilot (2019) - "That's Entertainment" | 1x01 (2024) - "Overture" ā†³ Don't worry, Angel. It's not you, it's him.
278 notes Ā· View notes
dailydegurechaff Ā· 2 months ago
Note
Can you make the box smaller? Asking for... not the Lord
You mean this one? Well, I can, but it's really not worth it because, when it comes to tight spaces, after a point she kinda just...
Tumblr media
ā€¦turns into whatever this is, soā€¦
Today's Daily Degurechaff isā€¦ optimized for small spaces
63 notes Ā· View notes
ratingboomercomics Ā· 6 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
So I wanted to post a gay comic for pride month but when I looked up ā€œgay boomer comicā€(and I cannot emphasize enough)the only results were either homophobic or furries(idk what this was about but there was so much furries). Luckily Gary Larson came through. My friend in trying times
I gotta give this one 9/10 I think, I love Gary Larson obviously, itā€™s a solid pun, and I love the cow lesbian bar, thatā€™s iconic(I always get a kick out of the cows)but itā€™s not the best Far Side out there. The best one is Cow Tools obviously
131 notes Ā· View notes
eerna Ā· 5 months ago
Text
HELLO WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS MY LADY JANE TRAILER
82 notes Ā· View notes
kerrste Ā· 4 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
Quick sketch cause I watched the first movie yesterday
55 notes Ā· View notes
t-w-i-l-l-e-r Ā· 4 months ago
Text
christine canigula drive me banana bonkers cause like. shoutout to girls who are shitty and obnoxious honestly. like shoutout to girls who talk too much. shoutout to girls who joke about sex too much. shoutout to girls who talk about sex too much, shoutout to girls who think about sex too much. shoutout to girls who are indecisive and informal. shoutout to girls who are flighty and forgetful. shoutout to girls who find parallels, notice patterns, make connections. shoutout to girls who fix being made uncomfortable by the world by making the world uncomfortable. shoutout for the girls who want to be OUT and PROUD but are mostly OUT and GUILTY. shoutout to girls who want to #girlboss but can barely #girlemployee. shoutout to girls who flip between ā€œIM THE FUNNIEST CREATURE GOD EVER MADEā€ and ā€œcongrats to myself on earning the worlds most annoying person award <3ā€. shoutout to girls who flop between ā€œthe feminine urge to compromise every opinion I have and moral I hold to avoid potentially upsetting someone šŸ˜ā€ and ā€œhi! my hobbies include 1. being a selfish terrible listener and 2. hating myself for being a selfish terrible listener, what do u like to do?? (I will interrupt ur response ā˜ŗļø)ā€. shoutout to girls who have no filter and no volume control shoutout to god and shoutout to christine canigula.Ā 
69 notes Ā· View notes