#do i tag this as medical malpractice

[liminalweirdo]

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[dreamhubproject]

ESIS #1: Pre-study commentary

I'm going to begin something I'm calling the "excess serotonin intake study" (ESIS) tonight. I wanted to begin on Sunday, but every time a Sunday rolls around I always end up forgetting or putting it off. Unfortunately I'm gonna have to sacrifice neatness for getting the damn thing started, so it'll run from Thursday 3/30 to Wednesday 4/12.

I've been dragging my feet because I'm kind of nervous about the whole thing. This is technically not medically sound (so obligatory /do not do what I'm about to do/ for legal and safety reasons), and if I messed up my math then either this session is going to end too quickly or I could end up poisoning myself a little. Still, I made sure that every dose is well below the fatal limit for someone of my age/size/metabolism.

Actually, I'm more worried that I'll forget somehow right near the end of the study and fuck up my results. The longer I wait to write my dreams down in the morning, the less accurate it might end up- and there's every chance I could just forget to take the fluoxetine. Hell, the whole stash of it I have is from the days I forgot to take it in the morning.

[starry-scarl3tt]

WIAT WAIT WAIT WAIT HOUSE MD FANDOM I NEED YOUR HELP. I’VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR A FIC FOR SO LONG BECAUSE I LOST IT. I DON’T REMEMBER IF IT WAS CHOUSE OR NOT, BUT CHASE AND HOUSE WERE THE MAIN FOCUS. IT EVEN HAD A PLAYLIST ON SPOTIFY. I THINK IT WAS CALLED ‘OBSESSION’ WITHOUT ANY CAPS?? IDK IF THE FIC WAS TITLED THE SAME WAY. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I THINK IT WAS STILL UPDATING WHEN U STUMBLED UPON IT AND READ IT. I DON’T REMEMBER ANYTHING ABOUT THE WRITING OR PLOT BUT IT WAS ONE OF THE FIRST FICS I READ ON A03. PLEASE PLEASE HELP ME IF YOU HAVE THE TIME OR PATIENCE OR ENERGY!! (you don’t have to btw!! this is just a request for anyone that can!!)

[house-md-imagines]

ok so uh hmmm

something with cheese.

i hope this is what you were looking for, anon....

[kurtdotkelly]

I OPENED A SUPPORT HOTLINE ( AND CONVINCED MY CALLERS TO DIE )

I SAW THIS AND KNEW I HAD TO. sketch under the cut

[worstwolverinesbf]

cuddy and house are like two angry cats and wilson is the old sheep dog who keeps trying to herd them but it doesn’t work ofc

[battiegutz]

man i dont even know what happens in the mutant apocalypse arc yet. i sure do have Thoughts fr my rewrite tho

[rowenabean]

oh dudes. dudes. i am vagueposting but today I saw someone say "prescribing birth control for period pains is bad because they might have underlying cause of period pains like endometriosis or fibroids that need treating"

please listen to me. first line treatment for both endometriosis and fibroids is birth control.

you do NOT want pelvic surgery if you have ANY possibility of avoiding it it is fairly notorious for being one of the worst surgeries for CAUSING chronic pain (spinal surgery is the other) (some people DO need pelvic surgery! That's fine and ok! But you really want to exhaust other options first!)

birth control can have side effects for some people (but is usually safe) and it is not a solution for everyone but it is very actively an appropriate place to start

[shiraishi--kanade]

I didn't think this should ever happen to anyone and it was obviously very wrong and hurt me a lot, that said being told you won't live long enough to graduate high school at 10 years old truly does give you a unique kind of coping mechanism about like, everything.

Every time my mind goes to an anxiety spiral and calls me a failure I'm like "well the doc said I'd die badly years ago and look at me, skill kicking in there. So maybe shut up and stop overthinking it" and it works well enough

[cassie-darlin]

its deeply unfortunate that a portion of the trans community has contracted the same brain fungus that makes certain detransitioners believe that their experience with transition is the only one and anyone who claims otherwise is lying.

[hauntingblue]

FRUIT LORE! FRUIT LORE! FRUIT LORE! FRUIT LORE! FRUIT LORE! FRUIT LORE! FRUIT LORE!

[larnax]

like ok lemme give you a fucking recap of my Dentistry Experience

>be me 9ish. go to dentist for first time since i was 3 bc my mom spent all our child support money on plane tickets. dentist says you have three cavities so big we need to pull your teeth

>they put me on anesthesia that i say doesnt work. it doesnt work so im in excruciating pain while they yank out the three teeth

>i get switched to second dentist and a few years later after x-ray am told my canines are growing into the roof of my mouth and i need surgery and braces to have them fixed. dentist then says i can keep on the braces after i get my canines fixed so my teeth will be straight. i tell him i don't care if my teeth are straight and i want them off as soon as my canines are in the right place

>get the surgery and start going to second dentist. he sometimes cuts pieces of my tongue off and after his visits im in so much pain i cant speak. when i ask when i'm getting my braces off he tells me to stop being impatient and refuses to give me an answer

>eventually he says that my canines should be fine and i say ok please take the braces off. he says no because my teeth aren't straight. my mom says no because my teeth aren't straight.

>dentist welds a metal bar to the top of my mouth. it's positioned so that it cuts into my tongue leaving me with a permanent bloody painful wound in my mouth for the several years it's in despite repeatedly telling him and mom what's happening and begging for them to take it out. they say no because my teeth aren't straight

>dentist welds a metal bar behind my bottom teeth with so much glue that after i finally got another dentist to remove it years later they weren't able to get all the glue off and it took several more appointments. also just to straighten my teeth

>YEARS LATER i get the dentist to remove the metal bar. it leaves a scar on my tongue that hasn't healed almost a decade later.

>YEARS LATER i get the dentist to remove the braces.

>after that they immediately give me a retainer they say i need to wear all day. i say for how long they say for the rest of my life. i say Why. they say because otherwise your teeth won't stay straight

>i do not wear the retainer because i already didn't care about my teeth being straight before all this happened and sure fucking didn't now. so my canines are still crooked so yeah all of that was for nothing

[xxdoctor-djdxx]

(Go here and pick which handwriting closest resembles your muse's!)

Font chosen: Delight Sunset

Tagged by:@staticsqueaks

Pharma's signature would look something like this:

Pharma's handwriting is soft and neat. He would describe his signature as just simply "squiggly"and while it's not a lie, it's neat squiggles( a nice simple cursive style) simple yet fashionable.

He uses soft pressure in a quick motion.

Tagging: ever whom wishes to do this ( I highly suggest to because this is interesting 👀)

[dxppercxdxver]

not to get too real on this here *checks notes* personal private tumblr blog. but i'm genuinely terrified about the next thursday shift i have to work. with a full staff roster it's already hell on earth but my favorite coworker leaves next monday and another's looking for work elsewhere. and i have probable eds. and other undiagnosed health issues. that make it generally Unwise to stand on my feet for *checks notes again* ten hours in a day. so IMAGINE HOW IT WILL FEEL. WHEN [REDACTED] RESIGNS. AND THOSE TEN HOURS BECOME *checks notes again again* FIFTEEN. I'VE BEEN HERE TWO WEEKS

kitten rush is how i will die

[dsofi427]

*Proceeds to voluntarily shove a metal object into an electrical socket*

She is stuck in an endless loop of being done with him while also enjoying his shenanigans

[strawberista]

⚅— @fangedstories asked: —⚅

⚅— "I've never told you this....but I was lobotomized in the HP during my induction after they kidnapped me." —⚅

— ★ ⚄ ★ —

"That's... A touchy subject," Hanekoma glanced up from the reports he was writing and patted the couch beside him. "And it sounds like what happened to you was done carelessly. It couldn't be easy to live through. I take it you healed yourself? Something like that can really cause some damage if you're not careful."

For human history, it was a collection of malpractice and having too little of understanding on the human brain. There was a stigma around it now, but there were still rare instances where carefully conducted operations could help with very specific conditions. But this wasn't that, and Hanekoma felt like he was in for a story about torture.