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#house md#gregory house#james wilson#lisa cuddy#hilson#huddy#UHM#house/cuddy/wilson#medical malpractice polycule#yeah sure#they should've all gotten together ok#is there a proper ship name for these 3 they're awful for eacj other
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just two polycule staring at you
#or one big#who knows#house md#malpractice md#medical malpractice polycule#hate crimes md#hatecrimes md#gregory house#house x cuddy x wilson#lisa cuddy#james wilson#allison cameron#eric foreman#robert chase#cameron x chase x foreman#polycule#polyamory#bisexual#huddy#hilson#hudson#huddyson#hilsoncuddy#chameron#choreman#wuddy
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House, Wilson, Cuddy polycule
medical malpractice polycule is so real anon
#house md#house md imagine#malpractice md#hate crimes md#medical malpractice#gregory house#james wilson#lisa cuddy#hilson#huddy#medical malpractice polycule#<- i think thats the right ship#jascha imagine (real not clickbait đ)
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polyamory would have solved so many problems at princeton-plainsboro teaching hospital
#house md#house x cuddy x wilson#medical malpractice polycule#theres probably more polycules but I canât think
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letâs play fuck marry kill
#fuck them all and kill myself#house md#hate crimes md#malpractice md#dr house#james wilson#greg house#gregory house#lisa cuddy#medical malpractice polycule#dr wilson
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No wonder this man is Houseâs foil and other half
#house md#james wilson#hilson#lisa cuddy#whats the ot3 name for these 3?#totally normal things youâd say to your boss#grey thoughts#medical malpractice polycule
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back in the throuple era (s1-7), all three of them had a dinner with cuddyâs parents. now in s8 they both have dinner with houseâs parents. iâm Thinking
#house md#medical malpractice polycule#hilson#house md s8#house md spoilers#house spoilers#house md season 8
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#house md#ppth polycule#medical malpractice polycule#Princeton plainsboro polycule#ship wars#poll wars
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Worst Toxic Workplace Polycule
Been watching a lot of House MD and Torchwood and I would like to pose a question to the good people of tumblr.
Which toxic workplace polycule is worse?
please rb for a larger sample size.
#two very strong contenders here#I've also been watching psych and I think that's the only healthy workplace polycule#toxic workplace polycule#torchwood#captain jack harkness#gwen cooper#ianto jones#owen harper#toshiko sato#doctor who#house md#gregory house#hate crimes md#medical malpractice md#eric foreman#robert chase#lisa cuddy#james wilson#dr house#polls#polycule
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What if House/Wilson/Amber had a baby?
Amber finds out sheâs pregnant, but there is no way to know if it was Wilson or House who fathered the child.
They spend the entire nine months she is pregnant bickering over who the father is (well House and Amber bicker, Wilson stops them when they get to mean.)
They have a little girl, and for logical reasons they list Wilson as the father on her birth certificate, but they raise her together.
As she grows she turns into the spitting image of Amber, making it harder for them to discern her biological father. House argues she has blue eyes, thus she must be his. Wilson argues back that his mother has blue eyes, therefore he could produce a blue eyed child. They all lay in bed at night sometimes and debate certain features or behaviour of their daughter, but they all know the truth.
They donât want to know whoâs she is biologically.
The unknowing makes them feel like she really does belong to the three of them.
(And maybe she grows up and does a 23 and me or something and pretty much accidentally tells them who her biological father is, by way of relaying results.)
#is this anything#I thought this up in the 30 minutes I laid in bed staring at this ceiling this morning#housethemd writes#house md#james wilson#hate crimes md#greg house#hilson#dr house#dr wilson#wilson x house#house/wilson#gregory house#amber volakis#house/wilson/amber polycule supremacy#i am a wilson/amber/house polycule truther#polycule#medical malpractice polycule 2: electric boogaloo
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house md if it was good
#house md#gregory house#james wilson#lisa cuddy#hilson#huddy#medical malpractice polycule#pent (f)art
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I'm the most screwed up person in the world-
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"I love you"
STFU I'M BLOCKING EVERYONE OUT HERE WHO APPROVED THIS SHOW AND WHO THOUGHT OF DOING THIS CRIME TO THE AUDIENCE
#dr gregory house#dr house#house md#dr medical malpractice#lisa edelstein#lisa cuddy#i dont even know#house x cuddy#I'm a cuddy wilson house polycule supporter but this...
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what if every single main cast member was dating each other. giant polycule
buy one get one polycule sale at PPTH
#foreman cameron and chase definitely go on walks together đ#house md imagine#house md#malpractice md#hate crimes md#medical malpractice#certified chandler classic đ„đ„đ„#gregory house#james wilson#robert chase#lisa cuddy#eric foreman#allison cameron#medical malpractice polycule#polyamory#polycule
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house is the head, cuddy is the oxygen and wilson is the heart
#medical malpractice polycule#i had so many house thoughts while watching it on the plane and only being mildly coherent#house md#hatecrimes md#house/wilson/cuddy#gregory house#lisa cuddy#james wilson
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This chapter is a bit shorter but itâs plot so ^^ I do what I want! Popâs does some pretty sweet damage control in this one! Will Lupin wake up soon? Who knows!
TW: medical malpractice and other distressing medical procedures
Some time later, everyone sat upstairs on the ground beside Lupinâs bed. The stress from earlier had ebbed away once the group had talked things out and Lupin had been given medication to fight his fever and the infection. Now, however, they were faced with the files Goemon had snatched from the lab, and they were nervous. Nobody knew what they would find in there, or how bad it would be. But they had to read them if they wanted to fix Lupin, so they would have to do their best to sit through whatever was in the writing inside.
âAlrightâŠhere we go.â Jigen bit the inside of his cheek, tilting his hat up a bit as he opened the first file and began to read.
âDay 1
Lupin has been sedated. He had quite a fit when I explained his purpose here, asking about his partners. For now, we prep for the first procedure at dawn tomorrow. This initial procedure will be to implant the obedience chip and I can test the newest optic model and how it functions.â
Goemon frowned, glancing back at Lupin. He wondered what his thoughts had been before he was sedated. Was he panicked? Maybe he thought he wouldâve gotten out of it like he always hadâŠ? That thought made him feel worse. Lupin was always optimistic about coming out of tough situations unscathed. This timeâŠthis time he didnâtâŠ
âDay 2
The replacement was a success! Lupin was kept awake and strapped down while I preformed the craniotomy and enucleation. Iâll have to give him a paralytic next time, his screaming was annoyingâŠâ
Jigen cringed, taking a breath to steady himself. That was just sickâŠhe glanced at the others. Fujiko held onto Lupinâs hand, her gaze downcast. He could see the tears in her eyes.. Goemon looked nauseous..he couldnât blame him honestly. Pops looked a combination of pissed and disturbed that was hard to put a name to. Jigen cleared his throat, reading on.
âIâll have to run tests to see how the chip responds with his brain function and nervous system. With luck, I can influence his behaviors and movements. The new optic works better than expected! Facial recognition, night vision, infrared, it all works! Iâll have to add in some updates later, like some type of weaponry for tougher situations, but at least I wonât have to crack his skull open again. Iâll give him a recovery day to test things more and then weâll begin the next phase of the procedures.â
Zenigata frowned deeply. âWhat the fuck..â he breathed, glancing at Lupin.
âThis is just the second entry..â Fujiko whispered, covering her mouth with her hand as a few tears streamed down her cheeks.
Goemon frowned, shaking his head. âLupin was awake for all of itâŠâ
Jigen bit his lip, nodding a bit. âIâm thinking this will only get worseâŠâ as much as he hated it, he had to press onâŠ
âDay 4.
Total removal of the forearm from the elbow down on the left side was successful. The paralytic was not necessary as the subject passed out halfway through the procedure. I managed to fuse his nerves with the more organic parts of the cybernetics so the subject can feel pain as an indication of malfunction or loss of vital parts. I will repeat this procedure with his legs and other implants. This cybernetic replacement is first of its kind and will need updated further later on. I made sure to keep his double jointed abilities in mind when making this piece. More flexible alloys will be utilized in the future. I plan on implanting a retractable weapon in each arm in later models. Though I pride myself in my enhancements, these are cheap for the time being as I plan on upgrading him anyhow. All upgrades will be for the sake of successful thefts and destruction of any obstacles, if need be. The subject will be given a rest day before I begin the next phase.â
Jigen frowned, looking through some nearby blueprints and schematics of Lupinâs cybernetics. He glanced at Zenigata, handing him some of the blueprints to look over. The man had a pretty good concept of robotics from how much he invented to catch themâŠhopefully they could sort things out..
Zenigata hummed, looking the papers over carefully as he frowned. âThis is extensiveâŠweâll have our work cut out for us reattaching things and making sure they stay put..â
âWeâll do whatever we have to to assist in fixing Lupin.â Goemon frowned, looking at the papers angrily.
Fujiko frowned quietly, playing with Lupinâs fingers as she watched them. âWe just need to figure out what everything does..â
Jigen nodded, sighing softly as he ran a hand through his hair before continuing on.
âDay 6
Complete amputation of entire right leg was successful but with complications. The femoral artery was compromised and the subject nearly bled out on the operating tableâŠâ
Zenigata frowned deeply, turning to look at Lupin as he rubbed his nape. It explained why he was in such awful shape to begin withâŠFujiko held onto Lupinâs hand tighter. He nearly died in thereâŠher poor Lupin. Goemon paled slightly, glancing at Lupin. He felt more guilty than ever, knowing Lupin couldâve died there. Jigen read and reread the line over and over in his head..Lupin had been right down the hallâŠ
âI managed to seal the tear and finish the procedure without any more issues, though the subject will need more rest than I anticipated due to this mistake. Another procedure too soon could actually kill him and be waste my time and resources. Nothing special has been decided for the legs at this time in respect to weaponry, though I might make the metal resistant to electricity and extreme heat in the future. Iâve placed the sensitivity on the limbs on high so that he will not try to escape while resting. Procedures will resume in four days.â
âThatâs why he freaked out when we touched himâŠâ Jigen mumbled, tapping his foot as he frowned.
âPart of the reason why, anyway..â Goemon looked down, wrapping his arms around himself.
âYou couldnât have known.â Zenigata shook his head, trying to console them. âWeâre still figuring everything out, after all.â
Fujiko nodded a bit. âLupin wouldâve been happy about seeing us if he was awake..â she was trying to convince herself of that at leastâŠ
âDay 10
The subject tried to escape despite the sensitivity on the cybernetics being increased. Iâve invested in using electricity as a means of control. I find it works best when used directly on the cybernetics-â
Jigen put the papers down, shaking his head. No. He wasnât reading this anymore. He couldnât imagine this all happening down the hall. Goemon bit down on his lip hard, his hands shaking. That must have been part of where the burns came from. Zenigata growled in disgust, snatching the papers quickly as Fujiko cried silently into Lupinâs arm.
âI completed the removal of the left leg below the knee. Subject did well during this procedure and was semi-lucid through the process. Iâve decided to keep him chained in the lab so I have easy access to him in the event he decides to act out or attempt to escape again. Procedures will resume after a day of rest.â
Jigen pulled his hat low, biting on his lip silently. Part of him hoped Lupin wouldnât remember anythingâŠhe prayed he didnât, honestly. Goemon looked at the floor silently. Lupin had been through hell..he shouldâve gone to rescue everyone sooner. Fujiko held onto Lupin, glancing at Zenigata as more tears fell silently. Zenigata sighed, taking a moment before reading again.
âDay 12
I replaced the lower section of vertebrae and added additional cybernetic implants on the torso to test how they would fare. I hope this will make the body more resistant to back and rib injuries in the future. However, the subject has developed infection in the burn sites from the electrocution. Iâve washed the wounds and tested how the cybernetics handle being submerged. They handled submersion well, so I will continue to wash the wounds until I can begin procedures again. Will check back in tomorrow.
Day 13
Subject has been less than conscious since yesterday. The infection has taken a significant toll and he has begun to call out for his comrades. Itâs a good thing theyâve been detained in my cells. Iâve decided to leave the subject chained in the lab to sleep the infection off and check back tomorrow to make sure the obedience chip is stable.â
âFuck..Fuck!â Jigen kicked the wall angrily, huffing as he clenched his fists. âHe was calling for us and we were just down the hall!â
Goemon bit down on his lip hard, taking deep breaths as he closed his eyes tightly. He had taken too long to get thereâŠLupin had been calling for them..for him..and he hadnât been there to save him. Poor Lupin had lived through unspeakable horrors that nobody could begin to imagine.. Fujiko frowned, looking down silently as she wiped at tears that continued to fall. Lupin had wanted them there with himâŠhe wanted their comfort and he had been left all alone and in pain in that cold, dark lab. They had let him down.. Zenigata frowned, sighing as he took the notebook and hid it on the top shelf of the closet. Nobody needed to see this thing again..only the schematics for the cybernetics and thankfully those were separate from those horrific notes. Now he just had to take care of the gang..
âHe called for usâŠâ Jigen said softly, a few stray tears making their way down his face.
âAnd you came. It mightâve taken a bit but you all came for him.â Zenigata frowned, looking down at them gently. âHe wouldâve been grateful and I know he will be when he wakes up. Heâll be so happy to see you.â
The group of distressed thieves looked at the inspector. It was a look he had rarely, if ever, received from the group. It was uncertaintyâŠfearâŠthey were beyond worried for their leader. He wouldnât lie and say he wasnât worried either..but he knew Lupin better than anyone. The man would bounce back with twice the vigor he normally had once he was up, he was sure of it! For now, he had to handle the rest of the gang.
âAlright, you three. Youâve left me no choice.â He stood, walking out to the hallway.
âWha- Pops-?â Jigen hesitated, looking out after him in confusion.
âHeâs decided to leave us..â Fujiko mumbled, resting her head against the bed sadly. Zenigata wouldnât want to chase them like thisâŠ
Goemon watched quietly, raising an eyebrow as he glanced at the others. âIs he actually-?â
âIâm not leaving!â Zenigata called, rolling his eyes as he walked back in with an armful of blankets and pillows before arranging them beside the bed carefully. âIâm not that much of a bastard that I would leave you like this.â
âWhat the hell are you doing then-?â Jigen tilted his head, watching quietly.
âWeâre sleeping on the ground, apparently..â Fujiko shrugged. At least this time there would be blankets.
Goemon watched quietly, awkwardly helping arrange some of the pillows. âIâd assume so?â
âYes. But youâre all going to get in that blanket pile and relax. Lupin will be fine. He would want you to take care of yourselves. Would you want him to worry himself ragged over you if you were in his place?â Zenigata placed his hands on his hips, raising an eyebrow as he regarded them.
Jigen frowned. âNo..â he sighed softly.
Fujiko rubbed her nape, shaking her head. âNo..â she loved attention but..she wouldnât want that..
Goemon shook his head. âWe would not.â
âSee? So take some time to rest and process all of this. Youâll be doing the same for him when he wakes up. Youâll all have to do it together so justâŠtake it easy. Alright?â Zenigata smiled a bit, pushing them toward the blankets hopefully.
Goemon regarded the pile quietly before taking a seat propped between the corner of the bed and the wall. He opened his arms, looking at Jigen and Fujiko expectantly. Fujiko smiled a little, snuggling up to the samurai on one side while Jigen laid against his other. Zenigata watched as the group made themselves comfortable before they all looked at him.
âWhat..?â Zenigata raised an eyebrow, tilting his head curiously.
âYou gonna get in here or not, old man?â Jigen looked at him from under his hat curiously.
âYeah, weâre not keeping all of this to ourselves, inspector.â Fujiko smiled tiredly, resting her head against Goemonâs chest.
Goemon nodded, smiling faintly as he waved the inspector in. âThere is room for one more.â
Zenigata hesitated, smiling sheepishly as he laid up against Jigen cautiously. He laughed a bit when the gunman pulled him closer into the group before he pulled the blankets up on everyone carefully. Jigen pushed the inspectors hat down over his eyes before doing the same with his own as he rested back on Goemonâs side. The samurai laid back against the corner he had sat himself in, closing his eyes as he carefully played with Jigen and Fujikoâs hair. Fujiko sighed softly, closing her eyes as she curled into Goemonâs side gently. They were all finally getting to relax..and hopefully Lupin would wake up soon so he could join in next time.
#goemon ishikawa xiii#lupin iii#lupin the 3rd#goemon#lupin the third#fujiko mine#jigen daisuke#zenigata#jigen#jigen lupin the third#Midnight Jacket AU#Cyborg!Lupin#is it angst? yes#boy i love angst#hurt/comfort#sad thieves#lupin polygang#lupin polycule#tw medical malpractice#tw medical
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I wrote a thing.
Summary: It feels like it ends with Amber Volakis. But it starts with Lisa Cuddy. (Neither is quite true.)
Pairings: Lisa Cuddy/Greg House/James Wilson/Amber Volakis, Greg House/James Wilson, Greg House/Lisa Cuddy, Greg House/James Wilson/Lisa Cuddy, James Wilson/Amber Volakis
Messy poly relationship development between all these idiots.
#house md#hilson#huddy#hudson#james wilson#my fic#medical malpractice polycule#medical malpractice polycule 2: electric boogaloo#medical malpractice sedoretu#grey thoughts
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