#medical malpractice polycule
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boxbrained · 10 months ago
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kengwisi · 3 months ago
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just two polycule staring at you
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house-md-imagines · 7 months ago
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House, Wilson, Cuddy polycule
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medical malpractice polycule is so real anon
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worstwolverinesbf · 5 months ago
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polyamory would have solved so many problems at princeton-plainsboro teaching hospital
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cuntyvicodin · 5 months ago
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let’s play fuck marry kill
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jimmywilsonschutzpah · 1 year ago
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No wonder this man is House’s foil and other half
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tumblasha · 9 months ago
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back in the throuple era (s1-7), all three of them had a dinner with cuddy’s parents. now in s8 they both have dinner with house’s parents. i’m Thinking
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oddlittlestories · 1 year ago
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cowpokezuko · 8 months ago
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Worst Toxic Workplace Polycule
Been watching a lot of House MD and Torchwood and I would like to pose a question to the good people of tumblr.
Which toxic workplace polycule is worse?
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housethemd · 10 months ago
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What if House/Wilson/Amber had a baby?
Amber finds out she’s pregnant, but there is no way to know if it was Wilson or House who fathered the child.
They spend the entire nine months she is pregnant bickering over who the father is (well House and Amber bicker, Wilson stops them when they get to mean.)
They have a little girl, and for logical reasons they list Wilson as the father on her birth certificate, but they raise her together.
As she grows she turns into the spitting image of Amber, making it harder for them to discern her biological father. House argues she has blue eyes, thus she must be his. Wilson argues back that his mother has blue eyes, therefore he could produce a blue eyed child. They all lay in bed at night sometimes and debate certain features or behaviour of their daughter, but they all know the truth.
They don’t want to know who’s she is biologically.
The unknowing makes them feel like she really does belong to the three of them.
(And maybe she grows up and does a 23 and me or something and pretty much accidentally tells them who her biological father is, by way of relaying results.)
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boxbrained · 9 months ago
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house md if it was good
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dragonfruit-depression · 8 months ago
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I'm the most screwed up person in the world-
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"I love you"
STFU I'M BLOCKING EVERYONE OUT HERE WHO APPROVED THIS SHOW AND WHO THOUGHT OF DOING THIS CRIME TO THE AUDIENCE
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house-md-imagines · 6 months ago
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what if every single main cast member was dating each other. giant polycule
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buy one get one polycule sale at PPTH
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worstwolverinesbf · 5 months ago
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house is the head, cuddy is the oxygen and wilson is the heart
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loopspoop · 11 months ago
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This chapter is a bit shorter but it’s plot so ^^ I do what I want! Pop’s does some pretty sweet damage control in this one! Will Lupin wake up soon? Who knows!
TW: medical malpractice and other distressing medical procedures
Some time later, everyone sat upstairs on the ground beside Lupin’s bed. The stress from earlier had ebbed away once the group had talked things out and Lupin had been given medication to fight his fever and the infection. Now, however, they were faced with the files Goemon had snatched from the lab, and they were nervous. Nobody knew what they would find in there, or how bad it would be. But they had to read them if they wanted to fix Lupin, so they would have to do their best to sit through whatever was in the writing inside.
“Alright
here we go.” Jigen bit the inside of his cheek, tilting his hat up a bit as he opened the first file and began to read.
‘Day 1
Lupin has been sedated. He had quite a fit when I explained his purpose here, asking about his partners. For now, we prep for the first procedure at dawn tomorrow. This initial procedure will be to implant the obedience chip and I can test the newest optic model and how it functions.’
Goemon frowned, glancing back at Lupin. He wondered what his thoughts had been before he was sedated. Was he panicked? Maybe he thought he would’ve gotten out of it like he always had
? That thought made him feel worse. Lupin was always optimistic about coming out of tough situations unscathed. This time
this time he didn’t

‘Day 2
The replacement was a success! Lupin was kept awake and strapped down while I preformed the craniotomy and enucleation. I’ll have to give him a paralytic next time, his screaming was annoying
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Jigen cringed, taking a breath to steady himself. That was just sick
he glanced at the others. Fujiko held onto Lupin’s hand, her gaze downcast. He could see the tears in her eyes.. Goemon looked nauseous..he couldn’t blame him honestly. Pops looked a combination of pissed and disturbed that was hard to put a name to. Jigen cleared his throat, reading on.
‘I’ll have to run tests to see how the chip responds with his brain function and nervous system. With luck, I can influence his behaviors and movements. The new optic works better than expected! Facial recognition, night vision, infrared, it all works! I’ll have to add in some updates later, like some type of weaponry for tougher situations, but at least I won’t have to crack his skull open again. I’ll give him a recovery day to test things more and then we’ll begin the next phase of the procedures.’
Zenigata frowned deeply. “What the fuck..” he breathed, glancing at Lupin.
“This is just the second entry..” Fujiko whispered, covering her mouth with her hand as a few tears streamed down her cheeks.
Goemon frowned, shaking his head. “Lupin was awake for all of it
”
Jigen bit his lip, nodding a bit. “I’m thinking this will only get worse
” as much as he hated it, he had to press on

‘Day 4.
Total removal of the forearm from the elbow down on the left side was successful. The paralytic was not necessary as the subject passed out halfway through the procedure. I managed to fuse his nerves with the more organic parts of the cybernetics so the subject can feel pain as an indication of malfunction or loss of vital parts. I will repeat this procedure with his legs and other implants. This cybernetic replacement is first of its kind and will need updated further later on. I made sure to keep his double jointed abilities in mind when making this piece. More flexible alloys will be utilized in the future. I plan on implanting a retractable weapon in each arm in later models. Though I pride myself in my enhancements, these are cheap for the time being as I plan on upgrading him anyhow. All upgrades will be for the sake of successful thefts and destruction of any obstacles, if need be. The subject will be given a rest day before I begin the next phase.’
Jigen frowned, looking through some nearby blueprints and schematics of Lupin’s cybernetics. He glanced at Zenigata, handing him some of the blueprints to look over. The man had a pretty good concept of robotics from how much he invented to catch them
hopefully they could sort things out..
Zenigata hummed, looking the papers over carefully as he frowned. “This is extensive
we’ll have our work cut out for us reattaching things and making sure they stay put..”
“We’ll do whatever we have to to assist in fixing Lupin.” Goemon frowned, looking at the papers angrily.
Fujiko frowned quietly, playing with Lupin’s fingers as she watched them. “We just need to figure out what everything does..”
Jigen nodded, sighing softly as he ran a hand through his hair before continuing on.
‘Day 6
Complete amputation of entire right leg was successful but with complications. The femoral artery was compromised and the subject nearly bled out on the operating table
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Zenigata frowned deeply, turning to look at Lupin as he rubbed his nape. It explained why he was in such awful shape to begin with
Fujiko held onto Lupin’s hand tighter. He nearly died in there
her poor Lupin. Goemon paled slightly, glancing at Lupin. He felt more guilty than ever, knowing Lupin could’ve died there. Jigen read and reread the line over and over in his head..Lupin had been right down the hall

‘I managed to seal the tear and finish the procedure without any more issues, though the subject will need more rest than I anticipated due to this mistake. Another procedure too soon could actually kill him and be waste my time and resources. Nothing special has been decided for the legs at this time in respect to weaponry, though I might make the metal resistant to electricity and extreme heat in the future. I’ve placed the sensitivity on the limbs on high so that he will not try to escape while resting. Procedures will resume in four days.’
“That’s why he freaked out when we touched him
” Jigen mumbled, tapping his foot as he frowned.
“Part of the reason why, anyway..” Goemon looked down, wrapping his arms around himself.
“You couldn’t have known.” Zenigata shook his head, trying to console them. “We’re still figuring everything out, after all.”
Fujiko nodded a bit. “Lupin would’ve been happy about seeing us if he was awake..” she was trying to convince herself of that at least

‘Day 10
The subject tried to escape despite the sensitivity on the cybernetics being increased. I’ve invested in using electricity as a means of control. I find it works best when used directly on the cybernetics-‘
Jigen put the papers down, shaking his head. No. He wasn’t reading this anymore. He couldn’t imagine this all happening down the hall. Goemon bit down on his lip hard, his hands shaking. That must have been part of where the burns came from. Zenigata growled in disgust, snatching the papers quickly as Fujiko cried silently into Lupin’s arm.
‘I completed the removal of the left leg below the knee. Subject did well during this procedure and was semi-lucid through the process. I’ve decided to keep him chained in the lab so I have easy access to him in the event he decides to act out or attempt to escape again. Procedures will resume after a day of rest.”
Jigen pulled his hat low, biting on his lip silently. Part of him hoped Lupin wouldn’t remember anything
he prayed he didn’t, honestly. Goemon looked at the floor silently. Lupin had been through hell..he should’ve gone to rescue everyone sooner. Fujiko held onto Lupin, glancing at Zenigata as more tears fell silently. Zenigata sighed, taking a moment before reading again.
‘Day 12
I replaced the lower section of vertebrae and added additional cybernetic implants on the torso to test how they would fare. I hope this will make the body more resistant to back and rib injuries in the future. However, the subject has developed infection in the burn sites from the electrocution. I’ve washed the wounds and tested how the cybernetics handle being submerged. They handled submersion well, so I will continue to wash the wounds until I can begin procedures again. Will check back in tomorrow.
Day 13
Subject has been less than conscious since yesterday. The infection has taken a significant toll and he has begun to call out for his comrades. It’s a good thing they’ve been detained in my cells. I’ve decided to leave the subject chained in the lab to sleep the infection off and check back tomorrow to make sure the obedience chip is stable.’
“Fuck..Fuck!” Jigen kicked the wall angrily, huffing as he clenched his fists. “He was calling for us and we were just down the hall!”
Goemon bit down on his lip hard, taking deep breaths as he closed his eyes tightly. He had taken too long to get there
Lupin had been calling for them..for him..and he hadn’t been there to save him. Poor Lupin had lived through unspeakable horrors that nobody could begin to imagine.. Fujiko frowned, looking down silently as she wiped at tears that continued to fall. Lupin had wanted them there with him
he wanted their comfort and he had been left all alone and in pain in that cold, dark lab. They had let him down.. Zenigata frowned, sighing as he took the notebook and hid it on the top shelf of the closet. Nobody needed to see this thing again..only the schematics for the cybernetics and thankfully those were separate from those horrific notes. Now he just had to take care of the gang..
“He called for us
” Jigen said softly, a few stray tears making their way down his face.
“And you came. It might’ve taken a bit but you all came for him.” Zenigata frowned, looking down at them gently. “He would’ve been grateful and I know he will be when he wakes up. He’ll be so happy to see you.”
The group of distressed thieves looked at the inspector. It was a look he had rarely, if ever, received from the group. It was uncertainty
fear
they were beyond worried for their leader. He wouldn’t lie and say he wasn’t worried either..but he knew Lupin better than anyone. The man would bounce back with twice the vigor he normally had once he was up, he was sure of it! For now, he had to handle the rest of the gang.
“Alright, you three. You’ve left me no choice.” He stood, walking out to the hallway.
“Wha- Pops-?” Jigen hesitated, looking out after him in confusion.
“He’s decided to leave us..” Fujiko mumbled, resting her head against the bed sadly. Zenigata wouldn’t want to chase them like this

Goemon watched quietly, raising an eyebrow as he glanced at the others. “Is he actually-?”
“I’m not leaving!” Zenigata called, rolling his eyes as he walked back in with an armful of blankets and pillows before arranging them beside the bed carefully. “I’m not that much of a bastard that I would leave you like this.”
“What the hell are you doing then-?” Jigen tilted his head, watching quietly.
“We’re sleeping on the ground, apparently..” Fujiko shrugged. At least this time there would be blankets.
Goemon watched quietly, awkwardly helping arrange some of the pillows. “I’d assume so?”
“Yes. But you’re all going to get in that blanket pile and relax. Lupin will be fine. He would want you to take care of yourselves. Would you want him to worry himself ragged over you if you were in his place?” Zenigata placed his hands on his hips, raising an eyebrow as he regarded them.
Jigen frowned. “No..” he sighed softly.
Fujiko rubbed her nape, shaking her head. “No..” she loved attention but..she wouldn’t want that..
Goemon shook his head. “We would not.”
“See? So take some time to rest and process all of this. You’ll be doing the same for him when he wakes up. You’ll all have to do it together so just
take it easy. Alright?” Zenigata smiled a bit, pushing them toward the blankets hopefully.
Goemon regarded the pile quietly before taking a seat propped between the corner of the bed and the wall. He opened his arms, looking at Jigen and Fujiko expectantly. Fujiko smiled a little, snuggling up to the samurai on one side while Jigen laid against his other. Zenigata watched as the group made themselves comfortable before they all looked at him.
“What..?” Zenigata raised an eyebrow, tilting his head curiously.
“You gonna get in here or not, old man?” Jigen looked at him from under his hat curiously.
“Yeah, we’re not keeping all of this to ourselves, inspector.” Fujiko smiled tiredly, resting her head against Goemon’s chest.
Goemon nodded, smiling faintly as he waved the inspector in. “There is room for one more.”
Zenigata hesitated, smiling sheepishly as he laid up against Jigen cautiously. He laughed a bit when the gunman pulled him closer into the group before he pulled the blankets up on everyone carefully. Jigen pushed the inspectors hat down over his eyes before doing the same with his own as he rested back on Goemon’s side. The samurai laid back against the corner he had sat himself in, closing his eyes as he carefully played with Jigen and Fujiko’s hair. Fujiko sighed softly, closing her eyes as she curled into Goemon’s side gently. They were all finally getting to relax..and hopefully Lupin would wake up soon so he could join in next time.
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jimmywilsonschutzpah · 1 year ago
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I wrote a thing.
Summary: It feels like it ends with Amber Volakis. But it starts with Lisa Cuddy. (Neither is quite true.)
Pairings: Lisa Cuddy/Greg House/James Wilson/Amber Volakis, Greg House/James Wilson, Greg House/Lisa Cuddy, Greg House/James Wilson/Lisa Cuddy, James Wilson/Amber Volakis
Messy poly relationship development between all these idiots.
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