#medical malpractice polycule 2: electric boogaloo

[housethemd]

What if House/Wilson/Amber had a baby?

Amber finds out she’s pregnant, but there is no way to know if it was Wilson or House who fathered the child.

They spend the entire nine months she is pregnant bickering over who the father is (well House and Amber bicker, Wilson stops them when they get to mean.)

They have a little girl, and for logical reasons they list Wilson as the father on her birth certificate, but they raise her together.

As she grows she turns into the spitting image of Amber, making it harder for them to discern her biological father. House argues she has blue eyes, thus she must be his. Wilson argues back that his mother has blue eyes, therefore he could produce a blue eyed child. They all lay in bed at night sometimes and debate certain features or behaviour of their daughter, but they all know the truth.

They don’t want to know who’s she is biologically.

The unknowing makes them feel like she really does belong to the three of them.

(And maybe she grows up and does a 23 and me or something and pretty much accidentally tells them who her biological father is, by way of relaying results.)

[jimmywilsonschutzpah]

In the episode don’t ever change, why do you think house changed his mind about amber and okayed Wilson’s relationship with her?

Hi anon, I’m so sorry for the delay in getting back to you! I don’t usually get asks and I didn’t see your message.

Ok, so. The theme of the episode is that people are capable of change. House repeats over and over again throughout the episode that no one changes, but the ep points out that he, Wilson and Amber changed (and so did the patient). House accepts Wilson’s partner, Wilson is suddenly attracted to a woman who is self-assured (and not needy) and Amber is no longer necessarily putting herself first.

I think House accepts Amber due to the fact that he respects her and that he deeply sympathizes with what she says: that her whole life she had to chose between love or respect, and she always chose respect. With Wilson, for the first time, she gets to have both. And that this combo is worth more than a fellowship or a job. House gives her a stunned look at that, and I think he realizes he is the same and that Wilson is also the only person capable of giving him both love and respect. And we know House is the same: at the end of all things, when he is about to lose Wilson, House did give up his job and career for Wilson’s love and respect. Back to the scene: when Amber is about to leave the office House says “You’ve changed” with a knowing smile and Amber replies “I hope so”, telling us that she did change and that House’s screaming at the top of his lungs that no one changes is a lie. She did change, for Wilson. House understands that and respects it (and he respects her as a doctor too, as he says she had a good guess about the patient’s diagnosis). So he finally accepts her as Wilson’s partner and part of Wilson’s life (and a part of House’s life by proxy).

My personal headcanon tho? The episode also has to do with House 100% admitting to himself he loves Wilson in a romantic and sexual way too. The C plot (or D plot, I’m not sure anymore) is about how both Foreman and House clock Thirteen as bisexual. In my headcanon that’s about two established characters who are queer (in my headcanon) nodding to Thirteen in a “I see you” way. While House might have been in love or attracted to Wilson before, or maybe even acted on it in a friends with benefits way or however else, this is the episode to me where House changes and in his own head logically accepts what he truly feels for Wilson. It is also the episode where House says he doesn’t do self-sacrifice, and we know he does exactly that for Wilson at the end of this season, and at the end of the series as well. So to me he also accepts Amber because he likes the idea that Wilson is with a proxy for himself—Mr ‘So Far In The Closet I’m Shaking Mr Tumnus’ Hand’ Wilson can’t be with House, but at least he chose a House proxy, and showed he is capable of change in chosing a romantic partner who is like House. I hope this also makes it clear why I love the House/Wilson/Amber ot3 so much. The three of them have such deep respect for each other (even if they bicker all the time), and I do think House would also be capable of giving Amber love and respect (and Amber would also be capable of the same), as they all so deeply crave.

Sorry this is so long, nonny, but I hope it made sense. Thanks for the ask!

[dani474]

[oddlittlestories]

Did we ever pick a better name for the Wilson x Amber x House ship than Hilsonamber? Have we considered hamberson?

[jimmywilsonschutzpah]

I wrote a thing.

Summary: It feels like it ends with Amber Volakis. But it starts with Lisa Cuddy. (Neither is quite true.)

Pairings: Lisa Cuddy/Greg House/James Wilson/Amber Volakis, Greg House/James Wilson, Greg House/Lisa Cuddy, Greg House/James Wilson/Lisa Cuddy, James Wilson/Amber Volakis

Messy poly relationship development between all these idiots.

[jimmywilsonschutzpah]

Ok, it's finally time to have an intro post. This is a House MD sideblog, and unofficially a Robert Sean Leonard and Hugh Laurie sideblog. Chutzpah is a Yiddish word that means that someone is being insolent or audacious, so the name of the blog is a bit of a joke. I am not Jewish though, I just grew up watching The Nanny.

I'm a neurospicy fandom old that has been reading and writing fic for 20+ years. There will be 18+ content here, but I don't police who interacts with the posts and reblogs, just be sensible. I will block accounts without pfps, titles or reblogs, so please look like a human before you follow me so I don't think you're a bot.

I’m running the House MD Prompt & Kink Meme on AO3, come join us there!

I suck at keeping my blog organized with tags, but I try to do my best. I do not tag for House MD spoilers. Everything here is Hilson flavored, so I don't tag for the ship. But other tags that might interest you:

#meta: Meta posts or general meta conversations

#grey thoughts: My own posts

#fic rec: Fic recs, either because I put together a list, answered an ask or reblogged a fic I liked

#videos: Posts with videos from the show, interviews with actors, or edits

#fanart: Reblogged fanart, usually hilson

#medical malpractice polycule: My tag for House/Wilson/Cuddy (hudson)

#medical malpractice polycule 2: electric boogaloo: My tag for House/Wilson/Amber

#robert sean leonard and #hugh laurie: Tags for the actors when they are giving interviews or for their other roles

#Not Houseposting: Posts that aren't about House MD but are related to fandom or make me think of the blorbos from my shows

And I think that's it. Have fun everyone.

ETA: House MD is a show that deals with self-harm, self-destruction, suicide and addiction. I sometimes tag trigger warnings for them, but just be cautious as you’re wading through the House waters. Please be well and reach out if you need help.

[jimmywilsonschutzpah]