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HELLO???? IS THIS STILL A THING??? I'M EXTREMELY INTERESTED

Working on a thing rn

Would anyone be interested in an F1 Love island rp server (OCs allowed AND you can couple up with other drivers if wanted)

Would you guys want to join?

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If House MD was set in the 2020s:

- House vapes

- B-plot in an episode where Chase gets caught making doctor thirst traps and everyone makes fun of him, he’s tryna make money off of tiktok since his dad cut him off but his most successful post only gets 36 likes. House plays the videos at full volume whenever Chase tries to give input on a case, then it’s never mentioned again

- Covid Work from home episode where they have to diagnose the patient virtually. House doesn’t get out of bed the whole episode.

- Cameron’s hair is always in some type of slick back

- Camerons on booktok

- Foreman is a facebook marketplace and ebay warrior

- House stalks Foreman on ebay and always outbids him at the last second on his burner account

- Wilsons on Bumble

- C-Plot in an episode where Wilson is angry at House and is ignoring him so House makes a bumble account for himself, steals Wilson’s phone and sets his preference on Bumble to men and women, finds himself and matches with him and then sets his phone back down and goes back to his own office. Wilson checks his phone after work to see a message from House saying “Knew you couldn’t resist this 😏” End credits roll and it is never mentioned again.

- Cameron gets into social justice discourse on twitter

- Cuddy runs the hospitals social media pages

- House watches Love Island

- A photo of Cuddy goes viral with the #officesirencore and she has no idea what it means

- Foreman, Chase, and Cameron have a separate work groupchat without House and he gets really mad when he finds out but he pretends it doesn’t bother him.

- House is working in the Clinic and steals a kids fidgit toy

- They get a new case where their patient is a daily vlogger on youtube and the episode is from the perspective of his youtube videos

- Chase plays in a men’s pickleball league with Wilson, house gets jealous because he can’t play

- House and Foreman make a bet with each other to see who can last the longest without technology. House thinks he has this in the bag but he realizes he’s going to lose his Farmville streak.

- Cameron has an extremely organized pinterest

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a selection of artist memes hand-picked and curated by me based on my own experiences

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welcome to princeton-plainsboro high school

hi guys me and my friend @ricky-mortis made a house high school au

yapping below

house is a science (chem or phys idk) teacher at pee pee high school (what the kids call it)!!! he’s also the club advisor for clubmed and also the lacrosse coach!!!

wilson is an english teacher at Princeton-Plainsboro High School (NOT pee pee) and also the drama club advisor.

theyre married but the kids don’t know cuz they think its funny.

principal cuddy…

star lacrosse player rich boy robert chase (in this au he lives with his dad) joins clubmed from fatherly pressure. hates it. makes friends. hates it less. accidentally ends up wanting to be a doctor. allison cameron and eric foreman both want to be doctors and joined clubmed. cameron later transfers schools because her and chase’s breakup was SOOO BAD… awkward to this day… foreman has no friends and eats lunch with house everyday. house lets him do whatever with lab equipment.

thirteen and kutner are also in this!!! so house used to be a doctor but his malpractice lost him his license and also the connections to get jobs in research or college level teaching. hes kinda lost after that. vicodin abuse happens!!!!! and then he goes to rehab hooray!!!

after rehab something something wilson (who he knew before idk hes not a doctor though) is like. this stem teachers gonna retire in a year or two!!! and house (he wants to spend more time with wilson) speedruns a teaching certification and gets hired!!!!!!!!!

blah blah teachering blah blah gay theyre gay theyre in love blah blah

FUN FACTS!!!

house insists on being called dr. house (many students know and have pointed out his lack of medical license)

house HATES the school admin (yet is department head of science. so is wilson for english. house makes his ducklings do department head work for extra credit)

eric foreman’s grade in house’s class junior year was 234%

foreman is president of clubmed, chase is vice president. chase is not happy about this

kutner is alive and well (rocketry club…. and clubmed)

wilson has a lot of old movie posters in his classroom (house keeps all HIS posters at home)

house and wilson harass admin to get the same lunch and prep periods (when they do not have the same prep periods house will drop into wilson’s classroom unannounced while wilson’s teaching)

yes they do gossip about the students

along with foreman, the rest of the ducklings AND wilson eat lunch in house’s classroom

foreman gets called mini house and he hates it

house takes his classes on frequent field trips often unrelated to course content. they go literally ANYWHERE that isnt school

foreman chase and cameron have all graded papers for house

when foreman and chase graduate they both ask for letters of recommendation from house and he begrudgingly agrees and he never ever shows it to them (OR WILSON) even after it’s been submitted because its the nicest thing he’s ever said ever

house cried at their graduation (so did wilson but he cries every graduation)

wilson got house to play piano for a production. reasons for his success are unknown.

ok yay

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if i worked at nintendo i would try so hard to make it canon that mario and luigi are red/green colourblind and think theyre wearing the exact same outfit

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The left image as a rug and the right image as a ceiling poster

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staying up until 1am with your friends is like. wow we’re so fucking cool we’re so fucking badass we should go on a road trip or become famous or maybe hang out here forever because i dont wanna be anywhere that isnt with you guys im so full of love and joy and a live fast die young mentality. and staying up until 1am by yourself is like. for the third time this year i am genuinely contemplating suicide. good thing i dont have the executive function to clean up my room

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sibling relationships are so strange... like i love you. you will never understand me in a way that matters. we are the same person in drastically different ways. we are sewn together. we don't talk. we are attached at the hip. you wish i was never born. can i call you. let's eat together. i forgive you. etc

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Hhhouse

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Old man yaoi 1/2

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every house/wilson conversation is house being like. hello my good buddy wilson. you're wearing that tie that brings out your eyes and you're looking extra fuckable. are you cheating on your wife? and wilson being like oh house, my long-suffering friend, you look for qualities in me that you can't find in yourself because you're so miserable

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House md season 1 ep 0

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house md women made me question my sexuality SO bad, ive been 100% sure im gay till i watched that fuckass show, DAMN YOU OLIVIA WILDE AND LISA EDELSTEIN DAMN YOU

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Rainy day in Silverstone. Also did another gif version for fun under cut.

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What if you're BAHRAIN GEORGE driving on 16 LAP OLD SOFTS , no TRANSPONDER, no STEERING WHEEL, DRS opening when you try to use the RADIO. and there's a mclaren up your ass.