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Leo: There are two things in this life that I am utterly committed to.
Jason: Oh yeah? What are they?
Leo, smoothly: Well the first is obviously you, handsome.
Jason, flustered and pleased: And the second?
Leo, solemnly: The bit.
#pjo fandom#pjo verse#pjo hoo#leo valdez#jason grace#heroes of olympus#incorrect heroes of olympus#incorrect valgrace quotes#incorrect leo valdez#incorrect pjo quotes#incorrect percy jackson#incorrect hoo quotes#percy jackson#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo stuff#pjo text post#pjo boys#argo II boys#valgrace#valgrace bromance#demidorks#demidorks being cute#demidorks in love#demidorks being dramatic#disaster duo#chaotic dumbasses#dumbasses in love#leo and jason#Jason and leo#disaster flirt
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What's worth the most (Heavenscoin fic)
Plutarch when he's manipulating people: Easy 😃 peasy 👌 lemon 🍋 squeezy 😘
Plutarch when he's being genuine with his feelings: what...is...the...meaning...of...words 🥲
#hunger games#plutarch heavensbee#alma coin#heavenscoin#alma coin x plutarch heavensbee#disaster flirt#Alma still loves him anyway#🐝💣
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Alternative universe where Wymack gives up his “above my salary” rule and just straight up disses Andrew when he is pining over Neil
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Andrew: breaks into Wymack’s apartment to rant about how much Neil is a problem and a threat Wymack: You want to fuck him so much it makes you look stupid
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Andrew and Neil getting in their usual first book word scuffles Wymack to Andrew after Neil leaves them alone: So what have you decided on? Spring or Summer wedding?
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Andrew: allows some fox to score on him because he was too busy staring at Neil’s ass Wymack not saying anything out loud but catching Andrew’s eyes with so much bored intensivity the words just materialize on their own in Andrew’s mind: Wow that was pathetic.
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Andrew feeding Neil some “i’ll still solve you” or other talk like that Wymack not even raising his eyes from some documents he was filling out: I’ve seen fucking garden snails flirt better than you.
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Andrew buys Neil a matching phone Wymack: And here I thought Nicky was the only useless gay in the family, good to see I can still be wrong.
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Wymack calling Andrew after Neil hitchhiked his way back to his apartment the first time Monsters took him to Eden: CAN’T YOU TAKE HIM OUT ON A DATE LIKE NORMAL PERSON???? YOU HAVE TO FUCKING DRUG HIM???
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Andrew: buys Neil like a half of wardrobe in a exact style Andrew prefer Wymack: just aggressively sideeyeing him in silence Andrew: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
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Wymack: shamelessly using Neil to stop Andrew from acting out against other Foxes Andrew: Fucking stop it. Wymack: No <3
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Wymack: sends Neil to Andrew to ask him to stop throwing balls at Foxes’ ankles Wymack silently through very intense eye contact: JUST FUCKING BANG IT OUT AND STOP LETTING IT AFFECT MY GAMEPLAY
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Wymack: Do threats of violence usually work for you? Or do you know about some Neil's fetish none of us are privy to?
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Wymack to Andrew: Its good to know there is something that both you and Aaron share. I just didn't expect it to be inability to act like normal human beings around your crushes.
#Neil Josten#Neil Abram Josten#Andrew Minyard#Andrew Joseph Minyard#andreil#All for the game#Foxhole court#the foxhole court#aftg#aftg andreil#aftg headcanon#coach wymack#david wymack#aftg wymack#I do feel like after all this disaster flirting wymack should be allow to be like#are you fucking stupid??
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The new Halloween event is just Skully flirting with everyone (and making Riddle competitive???), fanboying over Jack and acting like a cartoon character (with actual decent comedic potential?!?) while the nrc boys stand in the background observing him like the lunatic he is.
#look#i saw the design and was disappointed because 'we have seen that character before'#but apparently they just made him a disaster gay that likes to cosplay his oshi and flirt with anyone he meets#kinda decent at it too#like some people could still say hes a gojo copy but atleast hes a fun one???#twisted wonderland#twst spoilers#skully j. graves
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— Pre-Wenclair. Enid is sitting alone as Wednesday, wearing a single earbud, approaches. Yoko watches from hiding. —
Enid: Hiya roomie. Need something?
Wednesday: *not nervous*
Yoko: *over earbud* C’mon Addams. Just like we practiced.
Wednesday: Is. Is your name ‘Mary Shelley?’
Enid: ?
Wednesday: … because I wish to fornicate with you atop your mother’s grave.
Enid: Wh-What?
Wednesday: Wink.
Yoko: You’re not supposed to say it!
Wednesday: Ah. *winks poorly*
Enid: 😧
Yoko: Fuck! Quick, do the guns!
Wednesday: *brings out pistols*
Enid: *recoils*
Yoko: FINGER GUNS! Not real gu— fucking dammit! Abort! ABORT! Escape plan 13!
Wednesday: I must go. *ominously* I shall be counting the seconds until next we meet. Wink. *storms away*
Enid: Uh. Bye?
— Later in Yoko’s dorm. —
Enid: And when she ran off, I thought she tripped, but she just like, turned around to do that weird twitchy blink again!
Yoko: *head in her hands* Jesus. Christ.
Enid: She’s so flipping adorable! So do you think she likes me? Yoko? Are you okay?? Why are you crying?!
Yoko: 😭
#disaster lesbian wednesday#pickup lines#wing woman yoko#incorrect wenclair#incorrect wednesday addams#flirting#incorrect wednesday quotes#incorrect quotes#pre-wenclair#wednesday addams#enid sinclair#yoko tanaka#wenclair#wednesday netflix#lgbtq
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He's got that irresistible Mysterious Italian Attachment Style(c) with social awkwardness sprinkled on top.
#lucanis dellamorte#rookanis#lucanis x rook#rook dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#lucanis#oc: renzo#oc: renzo de riva#my art#dav#dragon age#should i give them their own name#lucaren#renzo wouldn't understand the 'bring your crush cool rocks' type of flirting#he's more of a 'wine and dine' kinda guy#which they do but it's not flirting they're antivans#lucanis thinks he needs cooler rocks#renzo's got like fifty piercings and lucanis just gives him more#the rest of the veilguard is losing it but watching them fumble it is infinitely more funny than any entertainment#i think it would start as a 'physical without commitment' arrangement#and they're both assassins so it's whatever they just take turns seducing each other#renzo does it on purpose lucanis does it on accident#but once actual feelings are involved it's a disaster
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#I need that bisexual disaster romance#give me awkward flirting pls bioware#dragon age#dragon age spoilers#datv spoilers#veilguard spoilers#lucanis dellamorte#caterina dellamorte#illario dellamorte
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Tuesday is chuu day! (x)
#more haniwa redraws because i am Sick and Twisted#duck scribbles#i might as well remake the entire mv atp but no editor </3#i wanted to put a part of the lyrics in the caption but they all give me secondhand embarrassment im sorry#actually drawing this in general also did. i think ill need a while to recover#enstars#midoyuzu#yuzumido#midori takamine#yuzuru fushimi#ensemble stars#tori voice if youre gonna flirt in here at least lock the door#ignore the fact its still monday its tuesday somewhere else in the world#anyways have you seen the new profiles. they did that for me specifically i think im never getting over it#hes studying painting..... im so proud of her...........#also read the fuyume midori story its rly cute :'] disaster mentor and little brat princess#regardless. back to finals hell i go </3
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Demiaroace Luffy is my favorite thing because one day he's not giving a single fuck about sex and the other he wants to do all sorts of viscerally, grotesque, disgusting sexual atrocities with Zoro because he looked "really pretty after slicing someone in half" and he doesn't know where the hell those feelings came from but he needs Zoro right the fuck now. But also Zoro smiles and the sun shines just perfectly on him and it makes his heart act silly and now he's blushing and covering his face with the straw hat and he would rather jump overboard to the sea than experience that again because what the fuck Nami fix this please-
#he's a demi disaster imo#when you think you're safe from romantic dramas but then your first mate starts forming a deep bond with you and you like like him#i think luffy would be so careless abt the sex part bc that's just like. consuming zoro is super normal#but then flirting with zoro is like. fucking torture#one piece#monkey d. luffy#roronoa zoro#zolu
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“You know, I never realized how true the ‘eyes are the windows to your soul’ thing was until I saw yours.” + fluff + cafe AU ; requested by @kiv1!
He’s sure Danny didn’t expect to see him every other day after he casually mentioned that he had gotten a part time job at a local cafe. However, as his friend, it is Duke’s moral duty to only get coffee from that shop while Danny is on shift, specifically to annoy him.
Also, so he can support his friend, but being annoying takes priority.
It’s a routine now, for both of them. Danny clocks in for his shift and an hour later Duke is strolling into the cafe with his eyes locked on Danny’s. The rest of the baristas always shove Danny up to the register when they see Duke, taking over whatever order he was making. Even some of the other regulars turn their attention up to the counter, hoping for another few minutes of entertainment.
Danny sighs as he gets ready to input Duke’s order. It’s never the same one, because Duke would hate to be predictable and make things easier for Danny, but it has the side effect of making him realize that some of the expensive, seasonal drinks are really good.
It’s a bit hard on his wallet, but it’s a price he’s willing to pay for teasing Danny.
“Hey,” he greets cheerfully as he leans against the counter, grinning at Danny.
Danny sighs again. “What can I get you today, random customer that keeps bothering me.”
“A latte, but make it sweet somehow. And iced.”
“What size would you like?”
“Let’s go with medium today.”
“Anything else?”
“Yeah.” Duke leans closer to Danny, watching as he fights down a smile. “I just gotta say that you got gorgeous eyes. You know, I never realized how true the ‘eyes are the window to your soul thing’ was until I saw yours.”
Danny considers this for a moment, then shakes his head. “It kind of sounds like your trying to steal my soul through my eyes.”
“Why is that what your mind goes to?”
“Well. I watched Coraline last night.”
Duke stares at Danny, taking in the dark circles under his eyes. “...Didn’t you say that movie gave you nightmares as a kid?”
“Yeah! And it turns out, it gives me nightmares even now!”
“And ruined my pick up line,” Duke complains playfully.
“It was too cheesy anyways,” Danny replies, putting Duke’s order into the screen. It prints a moment later, no doubt with some bizarre name since Danny refuses to actually name Duke on his orders, and then recites the price.
He pays and watches as Danny slaps the order onto a medium sized up, then tosses it over to the barista making the drinks. He’s not actually sure what her name is since she refuses to wear a name tag, but she always gives him a wave and also a rating of how good his pick up lines are.
“Seven out of ten!” she calls out to him today, then gets started on making his drink.
“I don’t see why you don’t flirt with anyone else,” Danny says, “I’m pretty sure my coworkers like your pick up lines even more than they like me.”
“Why would I want to flirt with them? Danny, I’m literally only here to bother you.”
Danny rolls his eyes. “Yeah, trust me, I know. My good looks just keep pulling in business.”
He says it like a joke, but it’s true. Duke has noticed it. Danny’s coworkers have noticed it. His manager noticed it and now has him out on the floor every shift. If they can get him to work on the chalkboard sign outside, or wipe down the two tables out front, then they do it, because Danny is Midwestern to his core and it’s very charming in a place like Gotham. He smiles at people as they walk by, happily answers their questions when they ask him what the cafe serves, recommends food and drinks for them, is generally a bright and nice person to everyone who comes near the cafe.
His cute looks draw people in, then his personality makes them stay.
It’s all customer service, of course, because Duke never gets the cute, sunny Danny. He’s left with the sarcastic, rude, and funny Danny that’s been his friend since they met in junior year of high school.
“Your eyes are really pretty, though,” Duke says, “Very blue. Sometimes green. It’s no wonder people keep falling for you!”
Danny reaches across the counter to shove Duke away, but he’s blushing, so Duke is counting it as a win. “Shut up. Now you’re just lying. My eyes are never green.”
“Yes, they are. Danny, I’ve seen them multiple times. They’re green sometimes.”
“No? My eyes have literally only ever been blue. They’re the bluest blue to ever blue. They don’t just turn green.”
They squint at each other for a long moment, trying to figure out who’s wrong and in what way. Duke’s pretty sure Danny’s wrong, since he can’t exactly see his own eyes, and Duke has spent an embarrassing amount of time just admiring how nice they are in different kinds of light. But also, they are Danny’s eyes, so he should know what color they are.
Then Danny’s coworker is setting down Duke’s drink on the pick up counter, giving Danny an excuse to get back to work.
“One medium oatmeal cookie iced latte for Cornelius Aggravating Douglas.” He holds up the drink and makes very direct eye contact with Duke, holding out the drink towards him.
“Did you really have to make the initials ‘Cad’?”
“Yes.”
“Fair enough,” Duke says, making Danny crack a smile.
“Are you heading out after this?”
Duke grabs a straw and sticks it into his latte, swirling it around some. “That was the plan, yeah. Got a few library books to pick up. Why?”
“I got approval for a half shift today, so I’m off in like ten minutes, if you wanna wait for me.”
“Hell yeah, dude! I’ll wait outside so I don’t distract you with my flirtatious winks again.”
“Get out of here,” Danny laughs. Duke lifts his drink in a quick toast, then gets out of there. He takes a seat at one of the tables out front, content to just people watch as he slowly sips his latte.
It’s cloudy out, but not raining, which is always a plus. As much as he’d like to see the sun, these kinds of days aren’t so bad, either. The wind still carries a bit of a chill, but the spring is steadily warming things up. There are tons of people out, a constant rush of movement, but a few do catch sight of him, then look towards the cafe, their steps slowing down as they think. Most keep walking, but Duke does manage to get a few to go in just by taking a long sip of his latte to really enjoy it.
Really, he should be getting compensated for the work he’s doing to draw people in. Danny’s not the only one who can do it.
Bruce keeps offering him money, so he doesn’t need to get paid, but maybe he can convince the other employees to talk Danny into accepting one of his pick up lines so they can go on a date one of these days.
It’s become a bit of a joke, but the first time Duke used a cheesy pick up line on Danny, he was being absolutely serious about it. He definitely shouldn’t have used a pick up line he found from a website centered on relationship advice, but he panicked and needed some extra help.
Instead of smoothly asking Danny out on a date, Duke froze up, blurted out the pick up line, then had to laugh it off with Danny and pretend it was a joke.
He still wishes he was able to ask Danny out properly before, but he’s also glad that they got to spend more time as friends, getting to know each other. It’s easier to be with him now, no longer so tongue tied and flustered.
Duke gets to fluster Danny now, which is much better.
And maybe one day his pick up lines will work! Sooner or later Danny’s going to question why he keeps doing this, and then he’ll connect the dots and understand what Duke feels for him.
As it is, he has yet to connect shit.
“My eyes are definitely blue,” Danny says as he walks out of the cafe, messenger bag slung over his shoulder. “I checked while I was putting my apron away.”
“You’re still on that?”
“They’re blue.”
Duke gestures for Danny to come closer. He complies and leans down, letting Duke cup his face in his hands. He checks, considers, then checks again, and says, “They are indeed blue.”
“Told you they weren’t green,” Danny says smugly, pulling back.
“And I said they were green sometimes. Now clearly isn’t one of those times, but they do turn green!”
“I don’t think you should be allowed to say any eye-related pick up lines until you admit that you were wrong and didn’t know my eye color.”
Shaking his head, Duke stands up and pushes in his chair. “Just wait, I’ll catch it sometime and prove it to you.”
“Sure, whatever. Don’t you have library books to get?”
“Yeah, you coming with?”
“Obviously. Why else would I leave my wonderful job where I am left alone to make drinks in peace?” Danny knocks his shoulder against Duke playfully, then reaches over and steals his drink right out of his hand. He takes a sip, makes a pleased hum, and drains half of what was left in the cup.
“Hey!” Duke moves to take it back, which is naturally the exact moment Danny takes off running, effortlessly dodging everyone else on the sidewalk. He takes off after Danny, using his powers to make sure he can move out of the way of anything or anyone who gets in his path.
They’re past the block when Danny starts to slow down, taking another sip of Duke’s latte.
He puts on a final burst of speed and all but tackles Danny into the mouth of an alley, reaching for his cup. “Gotcha!”
“No!” Danny wails dramatically. He takes a step back and Duke watches as his power kicks up again, showing him a vision of Danny stepping on an empty can and falling back. Except he doesn’t really fall back? His foot rolls back on the can for a second, then goes through the can and settles back onto the ground where he catches his balance. Through the entire three second fall, Danny’s eyes are a bright green, brighter than Duke’s ever seen them.
His vision fades away and he moves to catch Danny, taking the chance to watch carefully as Danny’s foot does indeed go through the can. He quickly brings his gaze up to Danny’s eyes, which are green, but not inhumanly bright like they were in his vision.
Is the green not perceptible to normal humans?
He can probably only see it due to his powers. Which means he somewhat inadvertently outed himself as a meta.
Whoops!
Might as well just bite the bullet.
“Hey, do you have powers?”
Danny chokes, shoving Duke away as he coughs and tries to clear his throat. He looks panicked, wild-eyed, searching for an escape route. “What? No. Why would I have powers? Maybe you have powers, have you ever considered that?”
“I mean. I do have powers. That’s why I’m asking.”
“Hold up. Stop talking. You have powers?”
“And your eyes are green sometimes.”
“That’s. No, they’re not,” Danny lies. It’s a very bad lie, seeing how on edge he is, and as much as Duke hates making Danny feel like that, he did get some bad habits while training with Bruce and this is one of them: the need to keep pushing, chasing after clear answers regardless of what the cost is.
Duke shrugs, taking a sip of his latte, down to its last few mouthfuls, acting casual. “If you say so. But my powers don’t lie, man. As much as I wish they would, sometimes.”
“...Can we not do this out here?” The defeated tone Danny speaks with makes Duke hate himself. But he needs answers now. He needs to know if Danny is like him, if he’s safe, if he needs help. He needs it more than he needs Danny to like him at all.
“Sure. I know a few quiet places we can talk.”
“I can’t believe this is happening,” Danny mutters. “Did my eyes really give it away?”
“Yeah. I mean, to be fair, I also didn’t realize until literally right now, so I don’t think anyone else will figure it out just from staring into your eyes.”
“See, this is what happens when you keep flirting when you don’t mean it. Secrets get pulled out into the open and it’s bad for everyone!”
Duke lightly punches Danny’s arm, trying to lift the mood. “Hey, who said I didn’t mean it?”
“What?”
“Who said I didn’t mean it when I flirt with you?”
Danny blinks at him, confused, then says, “I mean, no one I guess. But it’s pretty obvious?”
“I only flirt with you, you know.”
“Oh.”
“Yeah,” Duke says, trying to ignore how his voice shakes slightly. “There’s another one of my secrets. Can we call it even now?”
“Oh!” The shock of the revelation distracts Danny from his earlier nerves. Which is great, because now Duke is the one who’s nervous. It’s worth it, though, seeing the pretty blush come to bloom on Danny’s cheeks. “So all those pick up lines—”
“Yeah.”
“And the pick up line made you realize my powers!”
“These pick up lines are doing the most,” Duke agrees. And then he realizes, “Hey, you what this means? I was right! Your eyes are windows to your soul!”
“I’m going to hit you,” Danny says, already winding back for a solid punch. He lets Danny hit him since it’s only fair for the stress he caused; as a meta, Duke knows how important secrecy is, how the difference between life and death can be just how well his powers are hidden.
“Are we even now?”
Danny considers him for a moment, then sighs. “Yeah, I guess. Let’s be done with this for now, okay? Let’s go to the library.”
He refuses to entertain any conversation about powers or Duke’s feelings for him. It’s nice to spend time with Danny, but by the end, Duke is sure he can feel his heart start to crack in half. A sleepless night awaits him when he gets home, moving past his cousin’s attempts to talk to him in favor of flopping face down onto his bed.
But the next day, Danny grins at him when he walks into the cafe. He doesn’t have a new pick up line, choosing instead to act as calm and casual as possible to give Danny some space.
Also breaking routine, Danny insists on personally making Duke’s drink, writing something onto the cup before he fills it up with a floral tea.
You’re so fine, you made me forget my pick up line, is scrawled on the side of his cup when he gets it.
“Enjoy your drink, Cutiepie the Third,” Danny says with a shy smile.
“The Third?” Duke repeats, relief making him feel lighter than air, “Who are the first two?”
“Don’t worry about it, cutie. Get to class!”
Duke lets Danny chase him out, and holds in his laugh when he hears Danny’s coworker screech, “What was that?!”
Yeah, they’ll be fine. In the meantime, Duke needs to see if apology pick up lines are thing. Danny definitely deserves one.
#ghostlights#dc x dp#dp x dc#dcxdp#dpxdc#prompt fill#my writing#duke went from flirting to accidentally outing both himself AND danny as people w powers. and then lowkey confessing. disaster <3#meanwhile danny has been slowly falling for duke bc of his cute and cheesy pick up lines that he always turned into a joke bc he didnt#believe that it was real. and also his coworkers would embarrass him if he got too flustered#they all ship him and duke btw. so do some of the regulars#coffe with a two minute show lol#thank you for the prompt!!
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'I’m sorry I’m the one you love 🐺🕊️🌙'
This might MIGHT be page one (out of ??) on a lil cute wolfwren comic. This was done waaaayyy back in Oct and i think i might as well share it here since I’m not sure myself if I’d have the time to actually complete the whole comic. For now enjoy this page one of angst wolfwren lovers!!
#ahsoka#ahsoka series#ahsoka fanart#sabine wren#shin hati#sabine#shin#sabine x shin#wolfwren#star wars#star wars fanart#lightsaber#fanart#art#comic#digital art#sapphic#gay disasters#their most normal interaction ever#this is their way of flirting guys don't worry
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i think of this tweet every fucking time i watch this scene
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#charles rowland bisexual disaster#my sweet summer child#there is a solution to this#also the FLIRTING he is relentless#edwin at the end being like hehehe 🥰#dbd#dbd memes#dbdtp#dead boy detectives#dead boy detective agency#charles rowland#edwin payne#payneland#edwin x charles#palasaki#crystal x niko#that is the answer to this#palasaki and payneland can solve everything#yeet my deet#crystal palace surname von hoverkraft#useless gays#dumb bitches#yeet my deebd#dbd4ratch#tmogar#bog#save dead boy detectives#renew dead boy detectives#pp42??#hbdnell
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I was gonna say I love Lucanis’s romance in the game but apparently as I noticed that’s an unpopular opinion
#dragon age#dragon age veilguard#lucanis dellamorte#lucanis x rook#Lucanis and rook#Lucanis and spite#dragon age Lucanis#maybe it’s because i don’t like spicy scenes#I have no clue if anyone’s flirting or not#maybe it’s because I like it slow and sweet?#I need the straight up I like you or something to notice someone is flirting#I did understand when taash said Harding smelled good though#but also what did you expect from Lucanis he wa a literally tortured and betrayed by the person he was closest to#and you thought he would go for you in a heartbeat?#he’s learning to trust again#besides Mary Kirby did describe him as a bisexual disaster#yes I wish there was more scenes overall with Lucanis#but that’s just cause he’s my fave ever since Tevinter nights and I wanna have more content with him#maybe I just need to find the people who doesn’t like to complain over it#i don’t know
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happy mother's day lmfao
bonus (the girls are fightiiing):
#and thus eddie caused a category 5 neighborhood disaster bc he tried to flirt via sandwich questions#which is a totally valid way to flirt. Totally.#what's more romantic than being able to bring people their favorite sandwiches without having to ask#idk im not a romantic. almost wrote tomantic. i dont like tomatoes either#welcome home#scribble salad#welcome home fanart#welcome home puppet show#in all honesty during last night's festive breakdown i had the doodled Thought above#and scribbled it in my phone notes#it feels good to not only have an Idea but to also Get It Out#yaknow? i dont get that often#brain usually has half a thought then fizzles out and decides to go lay down for a full week#also here's a niche concept that is incredibly funny to me:#a neighbor swearing and wally immediately being like NO!!! THE RATINGS!!!!#he has to snipe them before they can get the full word out. how sad :'{#alsoX2 special thanks to these doodles for keeping me awake#i had decided not to sleep when i drew this and i can't fall asleep before ten otherwise ill wake up 4 hours later wide awake#with no hope of getting back to sleep#and another s/o to barnaby for being incredibly pleasant to draw. he does not fight me like the others do
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Putting on the Rizz: Chaggie feat. Husker & Angel
Angel: Vagina, you're about as charming as a bed of razorblades.
Vaggie: If you call me that one more time, I'm going to collapse your sphincter on the grand staircase banister! And I can be charming when I want! I managed to get Charlie to date me, didn't I?
Husker: Because she's a bleeding heart with a savior complex, and you were literally a kicked puppy left by the dumpster.
Angel & Husk: (high-five)
Vaggie: (growling as her ribbon turns into horns) Fine! I'll prove it!
Charlie: (walks in) Hi, guys! What are you talking about? I could sense Vaggie's blood pressure rising.
Vaggie: (blushes faintly and clears her throat before sauntering up to Charlie with an extra sway in her hips) Princesa, a moment of your time?
Charlie: (blushes as her eyes zero in on Vaggie's hips) OooOoh... you can have all my time... (shakes head) Uh! S-Sure! W-What's up?
Vaggie: (reaches up on her tiptoes and whispers into Charlie's ear with a slight rumble in her chest)
Charlie: (blushes so hard her cheek circles disappear as it spreads down her neck to her hands, and she melts into a puddle) Askfbsks!
Vaggie: Love you, babe. (Winks and gives Charlie a kiss on the cheek)
Charlie: (starstruck) Uh-huh... Love you too, Vaggie~
Vaggie: (walks back to Angel and Husk proudly) Told you.
Husker: Well, I'll be double damned.
Angel: How the fuck did ya do that?!
Vaggie: I spoke Spanish in her ear in the chesty way she likes.
Husker: (watching as Keekee gently paws at the Charlie puddle on the floor) What did you say?
Vaggie: (coughs and shifts awkwardly) I actually blanked on something to say....so I just recited Lucifer's apple pie pancake recipe in Spanish.
Angel & Husker: (faces slam into the bar top)
#hazbin hotel#charlie morningstar#vaggie#angel dust#husker#putting on the rizz#vaggie can totally flirt#charlie is a sapphic disaster#cinnamon roll charlie#hazbin hotel incorrect quotes#chaggie#vaggie's got that rizz but it's not what people think
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It’s honestly criminal that I haven’t explained the Laureanne dynamic until now. They get together at the end of Season 1 :)
#Lauren flirts with her a bit whilst waiting for her confession#she doesn’t say anything because she likes the idea of Leanne asking her out — she thinks it’s romantic#everyone thinks Lauren is just hopelessly oblivious#like Luz in toh s1#I like the idea of flipping the expected dynamic with them — Leanne is the socially confident and extroverted one out of the two of them#so you’d think she’d be effortlessly charming and good at this stuff. but she is a disaster lesbian#hilda#hilda the series#netflix hilda#hilda netflix#art#my art#digital art#fanart#doodle#drawing#Lauren hilda#Hilda lauren#Leanne liu#laureanne#sketch#doodle comic
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