#incorrect valgrace quotes

[sodamnbored]

Leo: *frantically rubbing himself down with balloons*

Nico: What on earth are you doing?

Leo: I’m about to try asking Jason out.

Nico, sarcastically: Sure, that explains everything.

Leo, impatiently: I need it to go well. Look at that face. He must have people hitting on him all the time, so I need a way to stand out.

Leo, grinning: So I’m going to use static electricity to create an electric shock when I casually touch him, so sparks will literally fly when I ask him out.

Nico, amused: Okay, well have fun tricking Jason into falling in love with you.

[pjotwitter]

[demigod-shenanigans]

A random demigod who needs something from Leo: Valdez?

Jason, who is utterly sleep deprived: *lifts head*

Leo: Dude, when the hell did we get married and why wasn’t I invited?

[iheartgirlzn]

WHERE? trend with chb

“she uses you as bait in capture the flag!” percy: WHERE?!

“he’s emo!” will: WHERE?!

“they’re mean to you!” / “they have light hair!” leo: WHERE?!

“she—” piper: WHERE?!

“he went insane in the labyrinth!” / “she betrayed camp!” clarisse: WHERE?!

[curiouslymyown]

Leo: my boyfriend broke up with me

Piper: what?!

Jason: please stop telling people that

Jason: I proposed

Leo: HES NOT MY BOYFRIEND ANYMORE😭

Piper: are you sure you want to marry him?

Jason: unfortunately

[chbchaoticdemigods]

Nico: How the hell did you crash the car?!

Leo: So I was just driving today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight.

Leo: I was like "woah, that's homophobic". Instead, I went gay. And, THAT'S when I got into an accident.

Nico: …

Jason, with a proud smile: And THAT'S who I'm in love with, ladies and gentlemen.

[coquettemouse]

Married valgrace gotta be the reason I still living

[grandpakronos]

piper: i heard a rumor!

leo, on top of jason: what, that we're gay for each other?

leo: see, i'm straight, but if there was a man i'd marry, it's be jason.

piper: and how do you feel about that, jason?

jason: like it's not helping with the rumors.

piper: i think the kiss you shared on my birthday isnt helping the rumors.

[caleohateclub]

*leo glaring at percy*

Percy *sighs*: Look, Leo, I'm sorry but I had no choice, I had to leave Calypso. I feel bad about it everyday.

Leo *jealous after seeing Jason call Percy his best bro*: ...Calypso? Oh! uh yeah. fuck you, man.

[freddie-77-ao3]

Leo: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room. Jason: It’s called arson and those people are called witnesses.

[weiyjling]

Jason: So let me get this straight.

Percy: More like let me run this bi you.

Leo: Let’s see how this pans out.

Reyna: Stop. We should ace-ess the situation.

Piper: Lesbian actual team of functioning people, okay?

Nico: I’m gay…

[sodamnbored]

Nico: No.

Jason, insistently: Come on. I made a double bet with Leo. You can’t make me look uncool in front of Leo.

Nico: Leo’s not cool!

Jason, to himself dramatically: He is to me.

[pjotwitter]

[saah4r]

jason: i’m about to do something stupid.

leo: do me, i’m stupid.

[loozerboykisser]

Leo: dude I’m like in love with you

jason: r-really?

leo: whoops haha autocorrect gettin’ 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 amirite

jason: leo this is a verbal conversation

[a-french-coconut]

Incorrect quotes

-Leo: I'm the baddest bad boy you'll ever find. -Jason: I... I don't like bad boys ? -Leo: and who said anything about them ? I'm just a gorgeous, latino repair boy. Nothing bad about me, nada !