#cinnamon roll charlie

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

T or A: Hazbin Hotel

Angel: Hey, Husk! Tits or ass?

Husker: Tits (slugs his liquor)

Angel: Lucifer! Tits or ass?

Lucifer: Hmmm.... hourglass figure, so BOTH.

Angel: Fair enough. Fair enough. (turns to Vaggie) Vags! Tits or ass?

Vaggie: (crosses her arms) Seriously?

Angel: Hey, if big daddy Luci can answer, so can you.

Vaggie: (aggravated pout before looking at Charlie) Legs. Definitely legs.

Angel: Oooooh, a nice choice. Charlie! Tits or ass?

Charlie: (blushing before glancing at Vaggie) Do hips count?

Angel: Whatever gets you there, toots. I'd say it's part of the ass-ular region.

Charlie: ......Then hips and ass.

Angel: Alright, Smiles. Ass or ti-

Alastor: Liver.

Hazbins: (horrified)

Alastor: .....Were we not talking about parts we liked to eat?

[little-journeys-fic]

Please tell me Lucifer actually TALKED to Alastor first?! XD

Zestial: Has been an age since I have laid eyes upon thy Radio Demon.....methinks I shall call upon him. *He makes his way to the Hazbin Hotel, knocking on the door*

Charlie: Hello? *Holding Vincent on her hip*

Zestial: Greetings, Princess of the Morning Star. How fair thee this day?

Charlie: Oh! Uh, I'm good! You must be Zestial?

Zestial: Thou art correct, Princess. Who is thee on thy hip? *Pointing to the baby*

Charlie: This is my son, Vincent. I adopted him.

Zestial: Truly, thy heart be noble. I came to enquire of Alastor?

Charlie: Well then come in! I'll go grab him, I think him and my Dad were talking about something.

Zestial: Most appreciated, Princess. *Sits at the bar to wait*

Charlie: *knocks on Alastor's door* Alastor? There's someone here to see you.

Alastor: *opens the door after a moment, hair slightly askew* Oh? And who might that be?

Vincent: Ze!

Charlie: *giggles* Zestial. I think that's what Vin was trying to say.

Alastor: Oh! I'll be right down! *Slips into the shadows and appears beside Zestial* Ah, hello! It's been quite awhile, Zestial!

Zestial: Alastor, tis good to see thou art in good health! How is thy little one?

Alastor: Oh, Honey? I have Husker watching her at the moment, Lucifer and I were having a.....meeting.

Zestial: *notices Alastor's unkept hair* I see. Must have been a tiring meeting. *Smirks*

Alastor: *hastily fixes his hair with a slight blush* Now now, Zestial, why don't you and I take a stroll? I could use the entertainment of watching sinners flee from us.

Zestial: *chuckles and stands with Alastor* 'Twould be my pleasure to accompany you.

Lucifer: *watching them leave from the top of the stairs, in complete disarray himself* "Meeting". Sure~

[jupterwyx]

Cinnamon Chaggie? Yes

[anthurak]

One of the more subtle details about Hazbin Hotel that I’m particularly interested to see is what the actual Power Dynamics between the various characters are going to look like.

Because with everything we’ve seen from Helluva Boss, I have a hunch that there has actually been a bit of misdirection going on in the promotional material. Specifically in how the Overlords like Valentino, Vox, Velvette and even Alastor are presented as these very powerful and dangerous threats to the Hotel and that Charlie and Vaggie are probably in way over their heads trying to deal with them.

Buuuttt… then we ALSO have everything that Vivzie has mentioned behind-the-scenes about the class and power rankings of Hell. Specifically, the fact that apparently only the most powerful of the Overlords like Valentino and Alastor can be considered simply on par with the Goetic Nobility like Stolas in terms of power. Or even more notably, the fact that Charlie herself is apparently just as, if not MORE powerful than the Kings of SIN.

And thanks to Helluva Boss, we have a pretty good idea just HOW POWERFUL the likes of Asmodeus, Bee-lzebub and Mammon are. Which in turn could very well be giving us a hint of just how powerful Charlie might be.

Basically, I have a hunch that both the audience AND the Sinners (even those close to Charlie like Angel Dust) are MASSIVELY underestimating just how POWERFUL the Princess of Hell REALLY is. Like how her normally upbeat, friendly, ‘Disney Princess’, ‘Just wants to help everyone’ demeanor belies the fact that she may very well be fully capable of obliterating the likes of Valentino, Vox or even Alastor with EASE if she really wanted to.

Imagine if this ends up being a big reveal at some point? Like we get these subtle hints in the early episodes that Charlie may be quite a bit more powerful than she’s really letting on, perhaps by giving us a glimpse at what her parents are capable of. Until at some point one of the Overlords just takes things a bit too far. Say, Valentino is getting ready to full-on destroy the hotel, or about to straight-up kill Angel Dust for good with one of those Blessed Weapons we know are floating around?

Only for Charlie to just straight up DELETE Val with a metaphorical snap of her fingers.

And before I go into the broader narrative implications of all this, it’s also worth mentioning that this deliberate underestimation could apply to Vaggie as well. Because if Vaggie really is a former Exorcist, ie; a Fallen Angel like a lot of people are theorizing, this would likely mean that she’s fully capable of permanently killing Sinners, even the Overlords, if she really wanted to. Meaning that while Vaggie might not be as powerful as Charlie, she is no less DEADLY.

(As an aside, regarding the ‘mechanics’ of what could make Charlie so dangerous to sinners beyond simply raw power: We know that Sinners can only permanently die to Angelic Weapons. In other words, the ‘Holy’ power of the Angels and Heaven destroys them for good. And remember who Charlie’s father is? Not just an angel, but one of the most powerful angels to ever exist.)

What I find so interesting about all this is that it could completely upend a lot of the character and power dynamics we might be expecting. For example, totally recontextualizing Alastor’s motivations in supporting Charlie and her Hotel; as powerful as he might be, he’s still far beneath Charlie.

As well as introduce what could be Charlie’s real personal conflict and arc for the show. Because Charlie still wants to HELP the sinners of Hell, and almost certainly doesn’t want to be or act like some all-powerful being lording over subjects they consider fall beneath them. Even though she could.

And of course, being an ultimate overlord is very likely what Lucifer will be ENCOURAGING Charlie to be. Which in turn feeds nicely into Charlie’s conflict with her father.

Finally, let’s consider Charlie’s motivation, paired with what she could become: She wants everyone to be happy and safe and generally the best, and she has the absolute POWER to IMPOSE her idea of ‘happiness’ and ‘goodness’ on others if she really wanted to.

Now is it just me, or does that sound a LOT like what we saw of HEAVEN in Helluva Boss?

What if Hazbin Hotel ultimately presents Heaven, the Angels and possibly God him/her/themself as the TRUE antagonist of the show, AND a full-on villainous counterpart to Charlie?

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Charlie: What's up with Husk? He's been lying on the bar for over an hour

Vaggie: *unconcerned* He's just a little overwhelmed.

Charlie: Why?

Vaggie: Angel giggled

[warmrainplease]

Bonus:

[pooks]

honestly, i think every Weasley are protective of Percy because he may be a pompous nerd, but he is their pompous nerd and no one messes with them. :))

so what happens when some poor soul decides to date their nerdy cinnamon roll? they will come with the threats if Percy is treated wrong

Bill: uses his "eldest big brother" card to threat them. remember, he's a fucking Cursebreaker and knows some nifty Egyptian curses. Charlie: shows off his buff muscles and threats to feed them to his dragons. he tames fucking dragons for a living!

Fred & George: yeah, they tease Percy a lot. but he's their favorite brother and they will threat with their prank products. the untested ones, if you may.

Ron: hurt Percy? you don't even get a second of warning before he pounces on the culprit and beat the shit of them or sicc his excellent girlfriend Hermione on them.

Ginny: she's a spitfire and Percy took care of her growing up when their parents had their hands full. she will threat DEATH upon anyone who hurts Percy.

Molly: oh please, she's the Mama Bear™. the second locks eyes with someone wronging her sweet, responsible and proper baby son, it's too late. you better pray it's over quickly.

Arthur: no one believes it until they see it. he's the most protective of Percy. it's his son who looks like him and wants to be just like him, working at the ministry and all that jazz! he's all smiles, but you can just feel the fury of death radiating him. it's always the calm one you gotta watch out for!

conclusion? the Weasleys loves Percy, even if they tease and prank him a lot. they have one rule about dating him: treat Percy well and you may live. if you don't, you're dead meat.

bonus, cause we deserve a live reaction of our favorite nerd Weasley

Percy: :o

[chaoticace2005]

[imp-imp-im-a-simp]

Check tags folks

[anxiousandpessimistic]

Charlie: Looks like a cinnamon roll, is a cinnamon roll Vaggie: Looks like a cinnamon roll, could kill you Angel: Looks like they could kill you, is a cinnamon roll Alastor: Looks like they could kill you, could kill you

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Putting on the Rizz: Chaggie feat. Husker & Angel

Angel: Vagina, you're about as charming as a bed of razorblades.

Vaggie: If you call me that one more time, I'm going to collapse your sphincter on the grand staircase banister! And I can be charming when I want! I managed to get Charlie to date me, didn't I?

Husker: Because she's a bleeding heart with a savior complex, and you were literally a kicked puppy left by the dumpster.

Angel & Husk: (high-five)

Vaggie: (growling as her ribbon turns into horns) Fine! I'll prove it!

Charlie: (walks in) Hi, guys! What are you talking about? I could sense Vaggie's blood pressure rising.

Vaggie: (blushes faintly and clears her throat before sauntering up to Charlie with an extra sway in her hips) Princesa, a moment of your time?

Charlie: (blushes as her eyes zero in on Vaggie's hips) OooOoh... you can have all my time... (shakes head) Uh! S-Sure! W-What's up?

Vaggie: (reaches up on her tiptoes and whispers into Charlie's ear with a slight rumble in her chest)

Charlie: (blushes so hard her cheek circles disappear as it spreads down her neck to her hands, and she melts into a puddle) Askfbsks!

Vaggie: Love you, babe. (Winks and gives Charlie a kiss on the cheek)

Charlie: (starstruck) Uh-huh... Love you too, Vaggie~

Vaggie: (walks back to Angel and Husk proudly) Told you.

Husker: Well, I'll be double damned.

Angel: How the fuck did ya do that?!

Vaggie: I spoke Spanish in her ear in the chesty way she likes.

Husker: (watching as Keekee gently paws at the Charlie puddle on the floor) What did you say?

Vaggie: (coughs and shifts awkwardly) I actually blanked on something to say....so I just recited Lucifer's apple pie pancake recipe in Spanish.

Angel & Husker: (faces slam into the bar top)

[little-journeys-fic]

Lucifer: Alrighty, our first son's name we decided will be Carson.

Alastor: Yes. Now if we could just decide on the second.

Lucifer: Well, my vote is still Mallard.

Alastor: But Hart would give us "C,H,C,H". Charlie, Honey, Carson, Hart.

Charlie: I heard my name?

Lucifer: Alastor and I can't agree on what we should name the second twin. We chose Carson for the first.

Charlie: Oh! What if I picked?

Alastor: Two against one....well, it would break the tie.

Lucifer: It's between Mallard and Hart.

Charlie: Oo, okay! Let's see.....*she thinks about it* I'll go with Hart! It creates a nice pattern with all of our first names!

Alastor: That's what I said!

Lucifer: Well, maybe Mallard can be a middle name.

Fantasy: I literally flipped a coin for this, y'all caused a tie.

[anthurak]

Okay so by far the most fun part of imagining ‘Fallen Angel Emily’ is picturing Emily having so much fun enjoying all the ‘naughty’ stuff she’s spent her whole life being told was bad. All while remaining the super sweet, wholesome cinnamon roll she’s always been.

Like this is basically ‘sheltered Disney princess discovers all the wondrous things she’s been missing with wide-eyed wholesome joy’, with said things being swearing, partying, booze, drugs, sex, etc.

Put another way, imagine Emily being set up as seemingly the biggest case of ‘Christian Morality PSA about a young innocent girl about to have her life ruined by drinking/drugs/sex/rock-and-roll/gender’… and then nothing actually bad happens to Emily, aside from perhaps a comedic hangover the morning after.

I mean just picture Emily on her first night out partying with the hotel crew (specifically with Angel and Cherri) which gets VERY crazy, culminating with Emily having a wild, kinky threesome with Charlie and Vaggie. Followed by Emily spending the next morning puking into a toilet with a quite bemused Angel Dust holding her hair back.

Emily: -listing just how horrible she feels after last night in between puking her guts out-

Angel: Uh-huh. Still worth it?

Emily: -with as big a grin as she can muster- Abso-fucking-lutely –continues to puke-

To summarize; Fallen Angel Emily is basically what if the ‘Hard Drinking Party Girl’ trope was ALSO the sweetest, most adorable little cinnamon roll.

(Also the best part about all this is realizing that this could totally thematically parallel Eve getting together with Lilith and Lucifer XD)

[we-dont-talk-about-potato-nonono]

Smiling Friends!

[psychedelic-charm]

Cinnamon Roll Blondies

If the cold weather doubles up as spice season I'm here for all the cinnamon roll recipes, you'll need to try these blondies if you love cinnamon like I do! They are soft and fudgy, with a crunchy, sugary, cinnamon swirl, topped with a thick layer of cream cheese icing.

All you need is:

Blondie:

160g unsalted butter

softened 165g light brown sugar

100g granulated sugar

1 large egg + 1 egg yolk

1 tsp vanilla extract

210g plain flour

1 tsp cinnamon

Cinnamon Swirl:

70g light brown sugar

2 tbsp cinnamon

50g unsalted butter, melted

Cream Cheese Icing:

60g butter, softened

110g cream cheese

1 tsp vanilla extract

250g icing sugar, sifted

Tin size: 8x8”

Bake 170C (fan) 20-30 mins - until the top and edges are crisp and golden brown and it no longer wobbles in the middle Enjoy!

[jacksfandomrandom]

Alright Homos, Sicktember is here, I am expecting the chaggie community to rise up during this time. I swear, if we get is 50 more Sick Alastor fics, i will cry.