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goldenamaranthe-blog · 1 year ago
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T or A: Hazbin Hotel
Angel: Hey, Husk! Tits or ass?
Husker: Tits (slugs his liquor)
Angel: Lucifer! Tits or ass?
Lucifer: Hmmm.... hourglass figure, so BOTH.
Angel: Fair enough. Fair enough. (turns to Vaggie) Vags! Tits or ass?
Vaggie: (crosses her arms) Seriously?
Angel: Hey, if big daddy Luci can answer, so can you.
Vaggie: (aggravated pout before looking at Charlie) Legs. Definitely legs.
Angel: Oooooh, a nice choice. Charlie! Tits or ass?
Charlie: (blushing before glancing at Vaggie) Do hips count?
Angel: Whatever gets you there, toots. I'd say it's part of the ass-ular region.
Charlie: ......Then hips and ass.
Angel: Alright, Smiles. Ass or ti-
Alastor: Liver.
Hazbins: (horrified)
Alastor: .....Were we not talking about parts we liked to eat?
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heartnosekid · 1 year ago
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is this a blep or a mlem?
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maybe-a-gatto-or-a-catto · 1 month ago
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Turn on the radio and pay attention to if a song is a love song or not
All of them are love songs
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thatonecross · 6 months ago
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Should I draw Cali
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xtracold-xtrahot · 10 months ago
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Damn has it really been four years….
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tactfullyinappropriate · 11 months ago
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It's like we all collectively forgot as a society that friendship and just connection in general takes effort. Even if you meet someone you immediately click with, it takes hanging out about 20 times (!) to become friends. And guess what, some of those 20 meetings might be awkward or unimpressive.
We all want to reap the benefits (having a friend circle, having a partner, getting married) without doing the work (going to events, interacting with people, learning to handle conflict maturely, dating). Myself included. If I could, I'd never leave the house or go on another mediocre date again... except, that's part of the process.
I guess what I'm trying to say is, the cure to the loneliness epidemic is touching some grass and building tolerance for tedious in-person interactions.
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chloesimaginationthings · 7 months ago
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Why did William get FNAF springlocked? Is he stupid?
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atinystraykid · 2 years ago
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“If you have time to be on social media, you also have time for…” “If you have time to watch Netflix, you also have time for…” Yeah, but do I have the energy for it? Do I have the emotional and mental capacity for it? Am I pain-free enough for it? Can I focus on it? Can I do it without leaving my bed? Can I safely do it without risk of (physically or emotionally) injuring myself by pushing past my boundaries?
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ladyhawke · 2 months ago
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BLACK SAILS + historical pirates
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uncanny-tranny · 1 year ago
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The leftism/anticapitalism leaving people's bodies the zeptosecond you imply that disabled people who aren't "productive" still matter in society and need to be treated like intrinsic equals who have a place in this world:
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 6 months ago
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I'm not going back to Gusu with you.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
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cherrywhite · 9 months ago
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every single time (template from @mhuyo)
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tamagoneko · 2 months ago
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BONUS ART!!
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the luau scene 🥥🌴🌺🍍
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starry-bi-sky · 4 months ago
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mmm throwaway conversation between Dan and Danny that popped into my head that I had to write out:
"You spent ten years being a one-man mass extinction event, then went back in time and fought me, and lost." Danny snarls, arms crossed and throat tight. His mouth pulls back to bare dagger-sharp teeth, and his eyes burn with the familiar thrum of ectoplasm heating up behind his eyes. "If I didn't believe you were half of Vlad before, I do now."
His other self -- and really, can he even call him that? He's half of Vlad too. Two halves severed from each other and welded together to make a new whole, -- snaps his head over to him. Wild-eyed and furious, he looks unlike the man Danny fought before, the one unruffled and untouched, unbothered by the world around him. It's familiar, but not like the way a reflection is.
"What's that supposed to mean." The Other hisses, matching Danny's scowl one-for-one with fangs much bigger and sharper than his.
But there's a reason lions fear hyenas. Danny matches the rumble in The Other's chest with one of his own, and shoves his face close to his. "I don't lose."
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breakbleheavens · 3 months ago
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THAT'S SO TRUE Live at Radio City Music Hall The Secret of Us Tour — New York City, New York (Night 1) | October 10, 2024
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