#dirt on my boots

[sleepymccoy]

Whoever out Lost On You by LP on the spones playlist, babe, your mind! I love this song but I've never thought of them before and you're so right! Amazing

[torchickentacos]

who needs encouraging fathers when you can get fortune cookies that tell you you're doing a good job and that it'll all be okay

[justicecaballer]

ive been taking performance classes for a while. but i feel like im not allowed to actually want to perform, seriously. this is due to my shameful nature

[bonefarm]

“He got square toed boots so he ain't for real…”

[fleouriarts]

HI! i asked if yall would be interested in me doing a dtiys and yall said yes so i have delivered!

rules are simple, just redraw this in your style and tag me in it so i can see :-3 you can change some stuff up if you want to too idrc. really i just want the artists in this fandom to come out of the woodwork and have some fun (and also get people to draw my favorite stupid ship while doing it LOL)

(🐉🌺🎨 summer commissions are open! come browse my site if you're interested!)

[pixiedust-poppers]

Butch genderbent Jake x Izzy……,,

[funfettified]

lurks cutely

[thefakehedgehogaroundhere]

who here wanna kill a bitch w me

[s0fter-sin]

less a continuation and more of a thought bubble but ghost would hate price in this au

when he pulls him out of the gulag, so many of soap’s new behaviours click into place. things that never made sense to him as a natural progression of who soap was, that aren't just a product of walling himself off and turning his heart to stone

his soap never smoked. always complained when ghost lit up about the damage it did to the lungs, how it would slow him down in the long run

his john, always trying to be the best soldier

that's why seeing him suck on a cigar like it's second nature is so jarring. even more so when he'd only take a few puffs; enough for a taste and to make smoke coil through the air around him. always the same brand, always left to burn down in his fingers

then ghost sees him gift his cigar box to price, something that took pride of place on his desk practically before the man clears medical and seeing the way they both relax as he sets a match to one makes him realise

in an effort to run away from soap, john had tried to mould himself into price

god forbid ghost ever reads soap's journal. he's heard the "what the hell kind of name is soap” story from him, of the first time he'd ever met the captain and if he ever saw his words echoed in john's hand? saw just how far the man had wormed his way, so deep into him that he was speaking with his tongue?

price's monologues, making himself larger than life all in an effort to make this shitstorm feel more grand than just another war they're all trying to live through, acting like he’s being profound when he’s really just dodging anyone that questions him

letting price take roach out from under his wing like soap didn't identify with the kid the second he saw him, all of his self-deprecative habits hitting tenfold as he blames himself for every stray bullet; as if price could've plucked them from the very sky

the way soap steps back without a word of protest to let price command the team he handpicked and price just accepting? like his years of leadership mean nothing, like john means nothing after trying so hard to follow in his footsteps, just to be tossed aside

the rage ghost would feel at his indifference, as if soap’s behaviour is to be expected and not a series of red flags. add the nuke mission and his actions during and after shepherd’s betrayal? ghost would despise him

[selkiefinalist]

[radio-zephyr]

(I wonder/thinking about) how the pet humans watching alien stage feel, especially in the final round, watching those who are as trapped as they are, but appear to be so high above them. Look, here's luka, here's till. look, here is what all humans should aspire to be. look at them, look at their talent, look how they shine, so fleeting, so bright, so above you. Look at them, look at their radiance, be blinded to how they are so so beneath the aliens, just as you are. Look at them. Aren't they beautiful? Beautiful, fleeting, gone? You who are just a pet. They who are just a pet. Look, look, look.

[dootznbootz]

Poison Ivy? DNI. Poison Oak? DNI. Poison sumac? DNI.

[gutsandeverything]

tragic that holding a conversation on something requires an ability to put thoughts and concepts into words and additionally telling everyone in the world what your deal is. well anyway

[bohemian-rhapsody-in-blue]

Ah yes, I love The Killers’ Christmas singles:

hey what if we released a Christmas single? hohoho just kidding…unless? 👀

HOMICIDAL SANTA

reflections on what it must have been like to be the stepfather of the Son of God, struggling with the fame and having a crisis of identity and faith

WE HIRED A GODDAMN MARIACHI BAND AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT

haunting, but ultimately uplifting and life-affirming, piece referencing characters of Old Hollywood reckoning with death as the narrator struggles to get his life back

OH BILL 🎄I SHAN’T 💃🏼 FORGET YA! 🤠 AND I ✨OFTENTIMES 🎁 RECALL! 💭 THAT LIVELY 🕺 GAITED ‼️ SOIRÉE! 👯‍♀️ THE COWBOYS’ 🤠 CHRISTMAS 🎄 BALL!!! 🌟

HOMICIDAL SANTA 2: HE’S EVEN MORE HOMICIDAL THIS TIME

I’m alone on Christmas and also a struggling actor and sad

reflections on what it must have been like to be, uh…a lump of coal…at the North Pole…named Joel

HOMICIDAL SANTA 3: REPENTANT SANTA⁉️

oh shit we need a closer for our compilation album of Christmas songs, uh…here take this and be done with it

[moteldogs]

just saw 2 roaches in this hotel room. great time to be sleeping on the floor

[theballmighty]

People always talk about not wanting to gatekeep, and that there shouldn't be a like, proper prerequisite to consider yourself a "fan" of something. And for the Fate franchise, this is largely true, although I feel there SHOULD be some sort of caveat that before you're allowed to make any sort of take on like, Shirou, Saber, Sakura, Rin, etc., you HAVE to read the fucking visual novel lest you be smote by the (righteous) fury of everyone else.